KICHU TOH GOLMAAL ACHEI ACHE, NOILE LIVE STREAMING KORTE KANO PACCHE ETO BHOY !!!

"SHIVANI: 'Era kothakar murkho 

re, aajkal toh Supreme Court er 

case e o toh live streaming HOY;
kichu toh golmaal achei 
ache, noile live streaming 
korte kano pacche eto BHOY.'

SHARVANI: 'Onekdin aagei eCommittee 
gothito hoyeche, ebong live streaming 
e, je kono case e, swacchota THAAKE; 
ekhaane sab kichu tei kano eto 
lukochuri, kano swacchota thakbena, 
tahole ki shaak diye maach DHAAKE.'

SHRAAVANI: 'Janagan vote diyeche 
bolei na, ora peyeche 5 bachor er jonno 
ekta chuktibhittik chaakri, tahole 
kano debena ora swaccho PARISEBA;
kono ghatona ghotlei, seta tuccho, dustu 
chele ra naaki dustumi korbei, amader tax 
er paisa e oder maaine diye ki laabh, ora 
toh apodharto, aar seje thaake BOBA.'

SHIVARANJANI: 'Sab kshetre 
ee jodi hoy eto DURNITI; 
tahole prashashak hisebe dokkhota 
ki roilo, ki baa roilo taader KERAMATI.
Sadharan maanush er khobh er kaaron 
ei taai, je kano taara duskriti baa 
aparadhi der ke eto daaye PRASROY;
rakkhak ee jodi bhakkak hoye jaaye, 
tahole toh je kono sadharan maanush 
er jonno eta ekta duschinta r BISHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR PADOTYAAG DIK !!!

"MADHULEKHA: 'Pooro aporadh taa 
ee jakhan ekdom PRAATISTHAANIK; 
aar kano, chole jaak Bangladesh
e, ebaar padotyaag DIK.'

MADHULIKA: 'Katogulo deshodrohi ke 
ei Bharat theke taarate hobe TARATARI;
nijeder paa e nijera ee kurul mere, 
korche lafalafi aar BARABARI.'

MALAVIKA: 'Osob Kangaaldesh er 
Kangaal gulo r katha baad daao, 
Farakka r jwal chaarlei jaabe DOOBE;
nehaat Bharat onek udaar bole, 
ekhano oi Kangaal gulo bneche ache, 
noile kharkuto r mato urrey jeto KOBE.'

MANJULIKA: 'Oi bhikhari desh er 
katha baad daao, boli Paschimbanga 
te o toh hocche naari der 
opor nirmam ATYACHAAR;
seshmesh ki protyek ta naari 
ke Maa Durga baa Maa Kali r 
roop dhaaron korte hobe naaki, 
pete 'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

EI APODHARTO GULO KE NIYOG KORLO KAARA !!!

"LALOO: 'Chair e bose, khaini 
khete khete ghumiye pore, 
era naaki debe raat PAHAARA;
naamei security guard, era thaaka aar 
naa thaaka samaan, amra jaante chaai, je 
ei apodharto gulo ke niyog korlo KAARA.'

KALOO: 'Ei kodin aage, ekta maataal 
thik dhore felechilo ekta chichke chor ke, 
oi bole na, jaat e maataal, taal e THIK; 
ami kato gheu gheu korlaam, ei 
security guard gulo ekbaar beriye 
ese dekhlo ee naa edik ODIK.'

DHABALI: 'Maanush kintu ek ta ghatona r 
bichaar hocchena bole, pratibaad korche 
sanghabaddho hoye, eta ee toh CHAAI;
elaaka e kono annyay kaaj hote dekhle, 
sabai ke satarka korbaar jonno, amra o 
jano sangabaddho hoye CHECHAAI.'"- Arindam Sain

DEKHAIYACHE TOMARE JAAHA; TUMI KANO SUDHU DEKHIBE TAAHA !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Dekhaiyache 
tomare JAAHA; 
tumi kano sudhu 
dekhibe TAAHA.'

LEKHAK: 'Ami o toh 
bhabchilam TAAI; 
satyi ee, telepathy r 
jor ache MASHAAI.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Jato baro 
ee aporadhi hok na kano, koreche 
nischoi kono na kono BHOOL; 
haath er chhaap mooche dile o, 
emon o hote paare, je kothao 
hoyto pore royeche ekta CHOOL.'

GOYENDA: 'Shorshe r moddhei 
royeche bhoot, taai hoyto
laagche eto SAMOY; 
sadharan maanush jon kintu chaarbena, er 
sesh dekhei chaarbe, thik bichaar chiniye 
nebe, taai aporadhi raa peyeche BHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

GAJANAN EBONG GANAPATI HOLEN GOURIPUTRA GANESH !!!

"Nandi je ekdum 
Prabhu BHAKTO; 
taai taar pokkhe kathin dwaar 
prahari hoya chilo khub SHAKTO.
Taai nijei tairi korlen 
Ganesh ebong taate dilen 
praan, swayang Devi PARVATI;
kintu ki sanghaatik kaando, 
bhetore dhukte dayeni bole, Ganesh 
er mundu dilen kete onaar PATI.
Hey Mahadev, korechen 
marattok BHOOL,
nijer ee putra r dike 
churey maarlen TRISHUL.
Jaao Nandi jaao, niye eso seyi 
mundu, jeta dekhte paabe 
pratham e, hok se je kono PRAANI;
Gajasur er Gajamukh seyi samman 
pelo boiki, kaaron Shiv ee sei aashirvad 
diyechilen, seta amra sabai JAANI.
Ganapati ebong 
Gajanan holen 
Gouriputra GANESH; 
je kono devi devata r pujo r 
aage, korte hobe Ganesh er pujo, 
eta ee Mahadev er AADESH."- Arindam Sain

KHEPE ACHE GOTA PRITHIBI R SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI; AAR NOY, EBAAR BICHAAR CHAAI BICHAA, JWALAO MOMBAATI !!!

"GOYENDA: 'Amabasya r raat, 
charidike ghutghute ANDHAKAAR; 
ei shashaan e, kono awoaaz ee nei,
seaal gulo o aaj korchena CHITKAAR.
Apnar katha mato niye 
esechi ekti khaata aar KALAM;
ei chandal ee tahole aaj raat 
e hobe onaar MAADHYAM.'

TANTRIK: 'Khepe ache gota prithibi 
r samagra Bangaali JAATI;
aar noy, ebaar bichaar chaai 
bichaar, jwalao MOMBAATI.
Bhar korte daao onaake, oi 
chandaal er SHORIRE;
likhben uni thik ee oi 
khaata e, dheere DHEERE.'

LEKHAK: 'Bujhlen mashai, chole 
toh eloom apnaar sathe, jeh 
dekhte, eita thik kirokom HOY;
tobe aaj kintu Bhagaban Ram baa 
Bajrangbali r naam nitei hocche, 
satyi bolte ki, korche ektu ektu BHOY.'

SAHAKARI GOYENDA: 'Apnar 
bhoy nei, bhoy paoaar katha 
taar, jaar opor korben uni BHAR;
shorir theke beriye jabaar por 
kintu por er din or shorir e thakbe 

durbalota o haalka JWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU JUST KEEP ON GIVING ME ANY BIG AMOUNT OF BRIBE; SO THAT ALL YOUR RICH CORRUPTED AND CRIMINAL CLIENTS CAN SURVIVE !!!

"CORRUPTED JUDGE: 'You just keep 
on giving me any big amount of BRIBE; 
so that all your rich corrupted and 
criminal clients can SURVIVE. 
India is such a funny country where 
you will hardly find any case against any 
corrupted Judge, as there is no strict LAW; 
I will keep on giving the hearing date 
after date, as in the Indian Judiciary 
system, this is the best FLAW.'

CORRUPTED LAWYER: 'Don't you worry 
at all, our rich clients will provide you 
all types of ENTERTAINMENT; 
you don't have to rely on 
the government pension 
also, after your RETIREMENT.
We have hardly seen any ED or Income 
Tax raids on any corrupted Judge for 
earning money in an illegal WAY; 
after retirement, buy a property in any 
foreign nation as from all these intelligence 

officers, you will be staying far AWAY.'"- Arindam Sain