INDIA HUMILIATED SRI LANKA BY 83 RUNS ON 09.10.2024 !!!

"Safali started well and Smriti's 
fifty was the icing on the CAKE; 
but Smriti got run out, in future, they
must try to rectify such a silly MISTAKE.
Harmanpreet came in and hammered 
the Sri Lankan bowlers TOO;
she remained not out and in 
just 27 balls, scored 52.
Smriti's captaincy is always 
aggressive, though UNDERRATED;
but, Renuka took 2 wickets within 
powerplay, as it was EXPECTED.
Radha took an 
excellent CATCH;
and behind the stumps, Richa 
was superb in this MATCH.
On 09.10.2024, 
172 runs for Sri Lanka 
was not a PLENTY; 
but, the Indian bowlers 
did an excellent job to 
bundle them out at just 90."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED BANGLADESH BY 7 WICKETS ON 06.10.2024 !!!

"'SKY' won the toss 
and the game is ON;
Arshdeep hunted down 
both Litton and EMON.
Mayank at his top speed ended with 
21/1, though it started with a MAIDEN;
Washington did his job by softly 
dismissing Shanto who scored 27.
Varun bagged 3 wickets, after being 
expensive, a comeback to talk ABOUT;
for Bangladesh, Mehidy Hasan Miraz 
scored 35 runs and remained not OUT.
While chasing 127, both Sanju 
and Suryakumar scored 29;
Abhishek got run out due to a direct 
hit, otherwise, his batting looked FINE.
The meteorological department 
forgot to announce that 'Hardik 
Hurricane' will make a landfall 
on the Bangladesh TEAM; 
on 06.10.2024, India thrashed Bangladesh 
by 7 wickets and Hardik Pandya hammered 
the Bangladeshi bowlers so well that 
they may see him also in their DREAM."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST PAKISTAN ON 06.10.2024 !!!

"Though the toss, 
Pakistan team has WON;
but had a bad start, as 
Renuka started with 1/1.
Arundhuti could have got 5 wickets, 
but had to settle down with THREE;
the Indian fielders cannot afford to miss 
easy catches, as nothing comes for FREE.
To dismiss Fatima, what an excellent catch 
taken by Richa Ghosh, the SUPERSTAR;
Pakistan managed to score 105 runs 
and their highest scorer is Nida DAR.
Smriti got out before the 
completion of POWERPLAY; 
but, Shafali steered the car in 
a decent speed on the HIGHWAY.
By getting rid of Rodrigues and Richa, 
the Fatima Sana created a SENSATION;
all eyes were on Harmanpreet, 
the skipper of India NATION.
On 06.10.2024, India won by 6 
wickets as Harmanpreet led from the 
front with her individual score of 29;
lift this ICC T20 World Cup just like the 
Indian men did, always remember, after 
sunset, there is always SUNSHINE."- Arindam Sain

IF IT IS TRUE LOVE, THEN WE DO SHARE !!!

"THAI GIRL: 'It is better to 
visit a red light area and  
rescue a PROSTITUTE; 
and by returning her to the 
mainstream society, regard her as 
your unfaithful wife's SUBSTITUTE.
She has ditched you, she has 
left you, she is no longer your 
better half, she is now a VULTURE;
in ancient India, men used to marry many 
women, 'Kamasutra' was written here, so 
liberal and modern was their CULTURE.'

INDIAN BOY: 'We say 

that smoking is 
injurious to HEALTH; 
but, on the other hand, we are 
not shutting down cigarette factories 
as it is helping them to gain WEALTH. 
Red light areas are 
giving some revenues 
to them and adultery 
is not a CRIME; 
but, if a person has multiple 
spouses or gets married for multiple 
times, then that person is mentally 
harassed from time to TIME.'

BALINESE HINDU GIRL: 'Come 
to Indonesia, where we respect 
'Love', even though polygamy is 
criticised, but still we DARE;
just like Bhutan, our focus is on happiness 
index, we find out, what makes our beloved 
ones happy, if the demands are not harmful 
or evil, if it is true love, then we do SHARE.'"- Arindam Sain

GYAN ARJAN KORTE HOLE, PORTEI HOBE BHALO KORE PROTYEKTA BISHOY R PAATHYA PUSTAK !!!

"JHUMJHUM: 'Master mashai, 100 
kilogram hole, tobei ki hoy 1 QUINTAL; 
shunlam kon ekta dam theke 
naaki jwal chereche GATOKAAL.'

JOGESHWAR: 'Haan jwal chereche, 
tobe Cusec e, Quintal e NOY;
1 Cusec jwal chhara maane, praaye proti 
second e, 28.32 litre jwal chara HOY.'

JHUMJHUM: 'Accha master mashai, 
dnhoya r rang dekhe ki bojha jaaye, 
kaarkhana e ki hocche TAIRI;
kato ki dekhi edik odik, mon e onek 
prashno jaage, kato kichu jinish er 
byapare ami kichui jaanina MAAIRI'.

JOGESHWAR: 'Gyan arjan korte hole, 
portei hobe bhalo kore protyekta 
bishoy r paathya PUSTAK;
pora e toh toder mon nei, sudhu khaali 
mobile phone e video game khelis 
aar vidyalay teh ese koris BAKBAK.'"- Arindam Sain

PRASHASHAK JODI HOY MITHYABAADI; TAHOLE TOH PRATIDIN EE BAARBE EK TA EK TA KORE PRATIBAADI !!!

"Prashashak jodi 
hoy MITHYABAADI: 
tahole toh pratidin ee baarbe 
ek ta ek ta kore PRATIBAADI.
Ora o toh chotobela theke kheye 
eseche TATA company r NOON; 
tahole TATA ke kano korlo tata bye bye, 
aasole prashasan e dhoreche GHOON.
Humki diye chaalano 
jaayena PRASHAASAN;
prashasak er prasroy peyeche bolei na 
dik e dik e atyachaar korche DUSSHASAN.
Sadharan maanush raajkar daye boleyi 
kintu fnaaka hoye jaayena oi RAJKOSH;
othocho police aar prashasan debena 
kono pariseva, taai baarche JANAROSH.
'Abhaya' kaando r 
hocchena kono BICHAAR; 
othocho dik e dik e 
berei choleche ATYACHAAR.
Aar jwolche na mombaati, ebaare 
jwolche pratibaad er MASHAAL;
sundar pariseva o bybohaar taa ee mon 
e thake, oi godi thakena CHIRAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

AAR DAL BATI CHURMA NOY, EENA RA EKHAN MAACH BHAATH KHAAN !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kolkata r lokjon bhool 
korena, jakhan kore 'Sainthia' 
(সাঁইথিয়া) r UCCHARAN; 
kintu 'Sain' (সাঁই) shabdo taar 
uccharan taa bhool kore 
fale, janina er ki KAARAN.'

BABOOL: 'Tobe ei 'Sain' (সাঁই)
bangsho kintu Shridi Sainbaba 
(সাঁইবাবা) r bhakto NOY; 
kintu 'Ugra Kshatriya' kano 
bola hoye eder ke, jaante hole, 
ektu itihaas er paata oltaate HOY.'

BABLA: 'Alwar er, ubhay 'Saini' o 

'Sain' (সাঁই) e ra chilo Maharana 

Pratap er aamole r SAINIK;
tarpor Benaras aar Patna 
hoye, Paschimbanga teh 
choriye porlo edik ODIK.'

BALA: 'Patna theke dui 
bhaag hoye, ekta gosthi 
dhuklo Medinipur aar ekta 
gosthi dhuklo BARDHAMAN; 
praaye 100 bachor dhore ei Rajput ra 
achen Bangabhoomi teh, taai hoyeche 
Bangaali, aar dal bati churma noy, eena 
ra ekhan sabai maach bhaath KHAAN.'"- Arindam Sain