AFTER FACING A DOT BALL, SWING YOUR BAT TO HIT A SIX !!!

"COACH: 'Always rise up from 
the ashes like a PHOENIX;
after facing a dot ball, 
swing your bat to hit a SIX.'

CRICKETER: 'I always fear that 
I may get out at the next BALL;
I feel tensed while chasing 
any score even if it is SMALL.'

COACH: 'Do you know why 
the wicketkeeper sometimes 
does sledging from BEHIND;
it is also a type of warfare 
strategy, as your body functions 
in accordance with your MIND.
It is all about your practice, 
practice and practice to boost 
your SELF-CONFIDENCE;
when you have mastered the art 
to win wars, almost all the balls 
will clear the boundary FENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

MURTI PUJO KE KORONA ASAMMAN !!!

"Kiser jonno era korche 
yuddha, eder ke subho 
buddhi daao, hey ISWAR;
murti r chaarpashe nijera ee 
ghore, taai bodhoy muchki 
haasen 'Baba MAKKESWAR'.
Praaye sabai chilen 
Mahadev er BHAKTO;
tarpor je jaar nijeder niyam 
tairi kore hoyechen BIBHAKTO.
Samasya holo ei, je manush ee sab 
theke swarthopor aar barbar PRAANI;
chaahida r sesh nei, neyi santusti, 
taai ghoche o naa manosik GLAANI.
Sabai ke sathe niye sabaar bichardhara 
niye chola r naam ee holo 'SANATAN';
yug er sathe taal miliye choltei hobe, 
noile hobena unnati o PARIVARTAN.
Sudhu matro sei mahapurush der 
dwara murti pujo r darkar nei jaader ke  
swayang dekha diyechen BHAGABAAN;
kintu sadharan maanush ke toh aar iswar 

swayang dekha deben na, sutorang taader 
dwara murti pujo ke korona ASAMMAN."-Arindam Sain

OUT OF ALL THE STARTUP BUSINESSES, 'HINDU MARRIAGE' IS THE BEST ONE !!!

"CHAMPA: 'Your father is becoming 
angry that you are still JOBLESS; 
your educational background is good, 
so, you may start a startup BUSINESS.'

CHAMELI: 'Oh ! Mom, I 
have a master PLAN; 
I have trapped a 
foolish GENTLEMAN.
Out of all the startup 
businesses, 'Hindu 
Marriage' is the best ONE;
Married Hindu men under 'Modi 
Government' in India are still the 
scapegoats, let me marry SOMEONE.'

CHAMPA: 'Do you know 
why in ancient days, the 
dowry system was THERE; 
because as the bride's parents 
invested so much, the bride will not 
give her access to anyone, ANYWHERE.
dowry system has been banned, but filing 
a false DV case to get alimony by any 
woman has become a viral TREND;
the lawyers and the judge enjoy the 
alimony commission, let that poor 
male victim to suffer, let him LEND.'

CHAMELI: 'Yes, mom, let 
me marry that poor FELLOW; 
then these steps of filing the 
false DV cases, we will FOLLOW.
I will stay at my parents house after 
filing a DV case, and will get monthly 
salary in the form of alimony MONEY;
I will enjoy my boyfriends, you will permit 
me, I know, as you will get commission, 
after all, 'money is sweeter than HONEY'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON E REKHO EK TAA EE GURU MANTRA; MAANUSH HOYE JONMECHO JAKHAN, SETA EE THEKO, HOYONA JANTRA !!!

"Khete bhalobasi ice cream boiki, taa 
hok se  'Butter Scotch' baa 'VANILA';
soundarjyo r kadar kori boiki, taa 
hok se 'Urvashi' baa 'URMILA'.
Sab samay mon e rekho 
ek taa ee guru MANTRA;
maanush hoye jonmecho jakhan, 
seta ee theko, hoyona JANTRA.
Urche uruk 
kaalo TAAKA;
tomar pocket toh 
noy ekdum FNAAKA.
Ek baar bneke 
gele SHIRDNAARA;
ferot aase na aar, 
jaa hoy HAATCHARA.
Mon urhte chaaye, uruk na, khule 
daao knacha, hok se mukto BIHANGO;
jekhanei thaaki na kano, taai toh kori 
upobhog jeevan er rash, roop o RANGO.
Chaatak paakhi r hriday 
te o royeche se BHARSHA; 
je charidike jwal kome gele o, thik 
oi mousumi vaayu aanbe BARSHA.
Prithibi o gol, jeevan 
er chaaka o GOL;
taai toh kaarur mrityu r 
por e, amra boli 'HARI BOL'.
Duburi ki aar paaye bhoy, jato 
ee gobheer hok SAMUDRA;
shramik thik kore jaaye shram, 
se jato ee prakhar hok RUDRA.
Praan khule haaso boiki, jakhan 
samay daye ektu SURSURI;
dekhte sadamata hole o, sab theke 
pustikar khabaar kintu oi KHICHURI."- Arindam Sain

I WILL MARRY A WOMAN WHO WILL TAKE KIDS AFTER MARRIAGE !!!

"WOMAN: 'I don't want to 

take kids after MARRIAGE;
I am a feminist, why should I become 

a mother in this modern AGE ?'

MAN: 'If this is the feminist theory, 
then to me, the word 'FEMINIST'; 
is just nothing at 
all but a BULLSHIT.
This is the reason why the number 
of surrogate mothers are on the RISE;
on the other hand, the increased numbers 
of sperm donors will also SURPRISE.'

WOMAN: 'You can have your baby 
with the help of any surrogate WOMAN;
I will not mind, I will also contribute 
some money as much as I CAN.'

MAN: 'Neither your age has 
crossed 45 nor are there any 
medical COMPLICATION;
I will marry a woman who will take kids 
after marriage, no more 'live in' with me, 
you change your living LOCATION.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 6 RUNS AGAINST PBKS ON 03.06.2025 TO LIFT THE IPL TROPHY OF 2025 !!!

"In the Narendra Modi 
stadium, it was Red Vs RED;
who will sleep like a kid tonight
with the trophy at his BED !
IPL started in 2008, so this 
is the final match of IPL 18;
PBKS decided to bowl first and Phil 
departed when RCB's score was 18.
The jersey number of 
Virat Kohli is always 18;
what a valuable knock 
of 43 runs it has BEEN.
RCB could not score 200 due to good 
bowling by Arshdeep and JAMIESON;
190 runs can be chased down in 
Ahmedabad, so, the war was ON.
The 'Priyansh Porsche' 
came to a HALT; 
due to a stunning catch 
taken by Phil SALT.
On 03.06.2025, that is 
in the final match NIGHT;
Krunal Pandya emerged 
as the Dark KNIGHT.
Josh Inglis was in 
full 'Josh' and could have 
finished the match ALONE;
but, alas, Krunal Pandya 
hunted him, as the ball fell at 
the safe hands of LIVINGSTONE.
PBKS was still at the driving 
seat, but Bhuvneshwar Kumar, 
as usual, is a silent KILLER; 
The 'Bhuvi Blizzard' got rid of 
Nehal Wadhera and Marcus 
Stoinis to create a THRILLER.
It was too late, but, still a big 
round of applause indeed for that 
brave warrior, Shashank SINGH;
PBKS may have lost the final 
match just by 6 runs, but, 
Shashank played like a KING."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS PRESS THE BUTTON, 'INSERT' !!!

"MANORAMA: 'Your life is 
going to make a big TURN;
don't invest in new assets too 
early, your hands may BURN.'

MANORANJAN: 'I don't 
know how to go SLOW; 
why to fear, when I know 
that this river is SHALLOW.'

MANORAMA: 'Adventure is safe, 
if and only if all the external 
forces are in your FAVOUR;
passion is good but should be carried 
out with smart decisions, it is not always 
necessary to taste all types of FLAVOUR.'

MANORANJAN: 'Without the execution 
of passion, life is boring and a 
boring life is like a DESERT; 
every adventure is good, when you have a 

sporting mindset, forget the 'Delete' button, 

always press the button, 'INSERT'.'"- Arindam Sain