SADHARAN MAANUSH NOY, OI EK JON EE SAAMPRODAAYIK EBONG CHAARIYE O JACCHE BHANDAMI R MAATRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ogulo kaara re, misti r 
packet niye ghurche edik ODIK;
prasad er sticker laagiye bili korche 
bujhi, ekdom andaz korechi THIK'.

BABOOL: 'Oi dhop er prasad kheye 
nirghaat hobe pet KHARAAP; 
emon ki laagte o paare jaagrata 
bhagaban er ABHISAAP.'

BABLA: 'Amake jor kore 
haath e dhoriye DILE;
aami debo packet 
ta ke kothao FELE.'

BALA: 'Abaar ekta poster e 
dekhlam, je Urdu bhasha e 
lekha ache, 'Rath YATRA'; 
sadharan maanush noy, oi ek jon 
ee saamprodaayik ebong chaariye 
o jacche bhandami r MAATRA.'"- Arindam Sain

USA IS AGAIN MAKING A MISTAKE, JUST LIKE THEY DID MANY YEARS BEFORE !!!

"USA: 'Our real war is against 
India, the emerging superpower 
nation which is again repeating 
the glorious ancient world HISTORY;
as the then Bangladesh government 
was helping India, we played a 
masterstroke and then captured an 
island, which is no longer a MYSTERY.
Still, the other Asian nations 
including China was fully 
trading with India, the economy 
of India looked STRONG;
then we utilised Pakistan, but, 
the way, India counterattacked 
the Pakistani terrorists camps, 
all our strategies went WRONG.
Now, we have planned 
to target Iran because it 
supplies India, so much 
of oil at a cheaper PRICE;
this is a superb diplomacy, 
as both Israel and Iran are 
good friends of India, so, for 
India, it will be a game of DICE.'

RUSSIA: 'USA administration 
always does a BLUNDER;
why USA is so greedy for oil, why 
USA always tries to PLUNDER.
China does not hate India so much 
than they hate USA, because in India, 
they have a great selling MARKET;
even North Korea and Vietnam may 
come out of their sleeping zone 
with counterattacking MINDSET.
USA tried to tame Russia 
by using Ukraine, but, when 
reality came out, even Ukraine 
doesn't like USA ANYMORE; 
don't rule out Japan, France, UAE 
and Germany, so by using Israel, the 
USA is again making a mistake, just 
like they did many years BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU NEVER KNOW, MAYBE, THAT GIRL IS LIKE A POISONOUS SNAKE, AS SHE IS UNFAITHFUL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Don't get carried 
away when you see a 
girl who is BEAUTIFUL; 
you never know, maybe, that 
girl is like a poisonous snake, 
as she is UNFAITHFUL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, recently the girls 
are getting married and then 
murdering their own SPOUSE;
we sometimes wonder what type of 
ethics, etiquette and education they 
have learned at their parents HOUSE.'

BABLA: 'The society started ruining 
when they made a rule that 
'Adultery is not a CRIME'; 
then for boys, why second marriage is a 

crime, when they are legalizing adultery 

into a marriage without wasting TIME.'

BALA: 'We are also stunned 
to see their type of choice of 
selecting their BOYFRIEND; 
their husbands were so handsome 
and well mannered, we don't know, 
maybe this is the new TREND.'"- Arindam Sain

AFTER FACING A DOT BALL, SWING YOUR BAT TO HIT A SIX !!!

"COACH: 'Always rise up from 
the ashes like a PHOENIX;
after facing a dot ball, 
swing your bat to hit a SIX.'

CRICKETER: 'I always fear that 
I may get out at the next BALL;
I feel tensed while chasing 
any score even if it is SMALL.'

COACH: 'Do you know why 
the wicketkeeper sometimes 
does sledging from BEHIND;
it is also a type of warfare 
strategy, as your body functions 
in accordance with your MIND.
It is all about your practice, 
practice and practice to boost 
your SELF-CONFIDENCE;
when you have mastered the art 
to win wars, almost all the balls 
will clear the boundary FENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

MURTI PUJO KE KORONA ASAMMAN !!!

"Kiser jonno era korche 
yuddha, eder ke subho 
buddhi daao, hey ISWAR;
murti r chaarpashe nijera ee 
ghore, taai bodhoy muchki 
haasen 'Baba MAKKESWAR'.
Praaye sabai chilen 
Mahadev er BHAKTO;
tarpor je jaar nijeder niyam 
tairi kore hoyechen BIBHAKTO.
Samasya holo ei, je manush ee sab 
theke swarthopor aar barbar PRAANI;
chaahida r sesh nei, neyi santusti, 
taai ghoche o naa manosik GLAANI.
Sabai ke sathe niye sabaar bichardhara 
niye chola r naam ee holo 'SANATAN';
yug er sathe taal miliye choltei hobe, 
noile hobena unnati o PARIVARTAN.
Sudhu matro sei mahapurush der 
dwara murti pujo r darkar nei jaader ke  
swayang dekha diyechen BHAGABAAN;
kintu sadharan maanush ke toh aar iswar 

swayang dekha deben na, sutorang taader 
dwara murti pujo ke korona ASAMMAN."-Arindam Sain

OUT OF ALL THE STARTUP BUSINESSES, 'HINDU MARRIAGE' IS THE BEST ONE !!!

"CHAMPA: 'Your father is becoming 
angry that you are still JOBLESS; 
your educational background is good, 
so, you may start a startup BUSINESS.'

CHAMELI: 'Oh ! Mom, I 
have a master PLAN; 
I have trapped a 
foolish GENTLEMAN.
Out of all the startup 
businesses, 'Hindu 
Marriage' is the best ONE;
Married Hindu men under 'Modi 
Government' in India are still the 
scapegoats, let me marry SOMEONE.'

CHAMPA: 'Do you know 
why in ancient days, the 
dowry system was THERE; 
because as the bride's parents 
invested so much, the bride will not 
give her access to anyone, ANYWHERE.
dowry system has been banned, but filing 
a false DV case to get alimony by any 
woman has become a viral TREND;
the lawyers and the judge enjoy the 
alimony commission, let that poor 
male victim to suffer, let him LEND.'

CHAMELI: 'Yes, mom, let 
me marry that poor FELLOW; 
then these steps of filing the 
false DV cases, we will FOLLOW.
I will stay at my parents house after 
filing a DV case, and will get monthly 
salary in the form of alimony MONEY;
I will enjoy my boyfriends, you will permit 
me, I know, as you will get commission, 
after all, 'money is sweeter than HONEY'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON E REKHO EK TAA EE GURU MANTRA; MAANUSH HOYE JONMECHO JAKHAN, SETA EE THEKO, HOYONA JANTRA !!!

"Khete bhalobasi ice cream boiki, taa 
hok se  'Butter Scotch' baa 'VANILA';
soundarjyo r kadar kori boiki, taa 
hok se 'Urvashi' baa 'URMILA'.
Sab samay mon e rekho 
ek taa ee guru MANTRA;
maanush hoye jonmecho jakhan, 
seta ee theko, hoyona JANTRA.
Urche uruk 
kaalo TAAKA;
tomar pocket toh 
noy ekdum FNAAKA.
Ek baar bneke 
gele SHIRDNAARA;
ferot aase na aar, 
jaa hoy HAATCHARA.
Mon urhte chaaye, uruk na, khule 
daao knacha, hok se mukto BIHANGO;
jekhanei thaaki na kano, taai toh kori 
upobhog jeevan er rash, roop o RANGO.
Chaatak paakhi r hriday 
te o royeche se BHARSHA; 
je charidike jwal kome gele o, thik 
oi mousumi vaayu aanbe BARSHA.
Prithibi o gol, jeevan 
er chaaka o GOL;
taai toh kaarur mrityu r 
por e, amra boli 'HARI BOL'.
Duburi ki aar paaye bhoy, jato 
ee gobheer hok SAMUDRA;
shramik thik kore jaaye shram, 
se jato ee prakhar hok RUDRA.
Praan khule haaso boiki, jakhan 
samay daye ektu SURSURI;
dekhte sadamata hole o, sab theke 
pustikar khabaar kintu oi KHICHURI."- Arindam Sain