TO PROVE THAT I AM GENUINE AND MY PROFILE IS AUTHENTIC, WHY SHOULD I WASTE ANY MONETARY AMOUNT !!!

"MARKETING PERSON: 'I have sent 
you a link, on it, you just CLICK; 
then after verification, your 
profile will get a blue TICK.
This blue tick will prove that 
your profile is AUTHENTIC; 
now pay us, select the payment 
system you want to PICK.'

COMMON MAN: 'Just hang on, 
why do I need to prove that 
this is my genuine ACCOUNT;
to prove that I am genuine and 
my profile is authentic, why should 
I waste any monetary AMOUNT.
You Americans are very smartly fooling 
the Indian users in the name of Blue 
Tick and Profile AUTHENTICITY;
why a person needs to prove his/her 
genuineness by paying American firm, 

it is surely a shrewd PUBLICITY.'"- Arindam Sain

MADHYABITTO DER MUKHE EKTU HOLE O FUTBE BOIKI HAASI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Peepilika r 
paakhna GAJAAYE;
tarpor ki jaani kothay 
je urrey JAAYE.
Je sudhu nongra rajneeti taa ee 
bojhe, paarivarik byabsaa taa ee bojhe, 
ebong kore sainik der ke APOMAAN; 
bujhte hobe, je taar ei desh ebong ei 
desh er janagan er proti neyi kono 
shraddha, bhalobasa o SAMMAN.'

BABOOL: 'Ei kolijoog e, maanush 
er charitra o hoyeche BHYAJAAL;
ke bhalo aar ke mando, seta jaante, 
ED ke o pete raakhte hoy MAYAJAAL.
Naam o toh nakal hotei paare, 
dekhe naao oita oirakam KINAA;
noile 'Love Jihad' er kheloyaar 
bole othe, 'Buddhu ban gayi HASINA'.'

BABLA: 'Emnitei toh 
ekhane shilpo bolte, 
oi chullu, chop aar BIRI;
Digha e gele toh aar seyi aasol 
Jagannath er darshan o paaben na, 
aar shunte o paaben na, 'DHAIKIRIKIRI'.'

BALA: 'Onek jinish er oporei 
komeche GST, madhyabitto der 
mukhe ektu hole o futbe boiki HAASI; 
kichu osudh o swasthya bima theke GST 
uthlo, tractor aar harvester er daam o 
kombe, upokrito hoben onek CHAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY GIRLS ARE SO SHAMELESS !!!

"LADY POLICE: 'Nowadays, 
so many girls are just hungry 
for sex, sex and SEX;
in many cases, these girls after getting 
married to someone else, are caught red 
handed in any hotel room with her EX.
As it is a rule in India only that Adultery 
is not a crime, these girls are just 
making their husband, a SCAPEGOAT;
they are marrying any government servant 
or highly paid professional to use it like 
an ATM card and riding on another BOAT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Even, on 
social media, so many 
girls are so SHAMELESS;

that they are almost exposing their 

private parts and they say that making 
hot reels is a lucrative BUSINESS.
Strict laws to be amended that for making 
all those bad content reels, no social media 

company should make any PAYMENT;

those reels which are vulgar and contain 
adult content should not be on any social 
media in the name of ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

BIDYA DAAO, BUDDHI DAAO, HEY SHIDDIDAATA GANESH !!!

"Bidya daao, buddhi daao, 
hey shiddidaata GANESH;
era jaa koreche shuru, sab bidya 
buddhi ee dekhchi hoye jabe SESH.
Guliye feleche samasta 
itihaas aar BHUGOL;
er por konodin bole bosbe, jeh 
prithibi toh chyapta, noy toh GOL.
Ekta jaati r moddhe shikka ke sesh 
kore dile, se jaati hoy jaaye sesh, thik 
ee bolechilen Nelson MANDELA; 
seyi Hirak Rajar desh er cinema r mato, 
'aar pass fail nei', byaash sudhu ee 
mid day meal, aar khela aar MELA.
Biri bnaadho, madh tairi 
karo, bhaajo aaloo r CHOP;
Shalboni teh naaki steel plant hobe, 
Spain e giye ke jano diyechilo ei DHOP.
Firey eso firey eso, baaire kano acho 
tomra, aabar asche je NIRBAACHAN;
5000 taka kore debo, vote hoye gele, 
abar tomra okhanei firey jeyo TAKHAN.
Aar je kano maarpit korchena 
Hindu aar MUSALMAN;
jato eder moddhe kora jaabe vibhajaan 
er rajneeti, tato ee muskil AASAAN.
Jaader ke diye bhebechilo 
chaalabe bomaa SHILPO;
taara o bujhte shikeche, prashno korche, 
aar maanche na kono dhop er GALPO."- Arindam Sain

PURNIMA AASE BOIKI, THIK JAMON AASE AMAVASYA !!!

"Prem e abaar aghaat 
pele naaki KHOKA;
mastiska chaalak, 
kintu hriday je BOKA.
Chinta ki, esecho 
eka, jaabe o EKA;
Jato abiggyota hobe, tato 
ee tumi hoye uthbe PAAKA.
Aase jaaye TAAKA;
ghurtei thaake CHAAKA.
Osob bekaar dekhe laabh nei 
tomar haath er bhabisyat REKHA;
ektu egiye dyakho, path er bnaak ei 
abaar kaarur sathe hoye jaabe DEKHA.
Jeevan e jato ee thaakuk 
na kano SAMASYA; 
Purnima aase boiki, thik 
jamon aase AMAVASYA."- Arindam Sain

'SONAR GOURANGA' EBONG 'SHRI KRISHNA', DUJONEI SUDARSHAN !!!

"Khichuri teh porbe ghee, aar 
kochuri teh thakbe ektu HING;
Digha e gele samudra paaben, aar 
pahaar dekhte hole, jaan DARJEELING.
Tobe baarbaar ek ee jinis KHELE,
aar baarbaar ek ee jayega e GELE;
aase boiki ektu ekgheyemi, taai 
egulo barong ebaar baad THAAK;
cholun barong ebaar ektu Mayapur 
aar Nabadwip ghure aasa JAAK.
Howrah diye gele, naamte 
paaren Bishnupriya teh, baa 
cholei gelen Nabadwip DHAM;
tobe 'Banglashree' prakalpa r Volvo Bus 
e Mayapur jaowaa ee bhalo, Esplanade 
theke chaare, 255 taaka ticket er DAAM.
Krishnanagar diye ele, chole 
aasun Swarupganj, aar nabadwip 
diye ele, chole aasun BORAL GHAT;
launch e laage 10 taaka, aar nouko 
e laage 5 taaka, prakriti r roop dekhte 
dekhte pouche jaan HULOR GHAT.
Boral Ghat theke jaara uthben, 
dekhte bhulben naa 'Saada' 
aar 'Kaalo' r MILANSTHAL;
aasole thik oi 

jayega e, miseche 
duto nadi r JWAL.
Thaakaar jonno khub bhalo 
hocche 'Gada Bhavan', 'Ishyadan 
Bhavan' ebong 'Gaurangi BHAVAN';
proti ta bhavan ei royeche suswaadu 
niramish khabaar er byabostha, 
jaa khele tripto hoye jaabe MANN.
ISKCON dwara nirmito sarbabrihath
Hindu mandir er kaaj cholche, 
se ki aparup KAARUKARJO;
2027 saal e, peye jetei 

paare upaadhi, 'Biswer 

astham AASHCHARJYO'.
Ei Mayapur ei royeche Gouranga 
r maasi o meso r BAARI;
Ballalsen er oitihasik kella r dhipi 
dekhte hole, ektu beroben TARATARI.
Nabadwip o kono angsho 
teh kom jaayena GURU;
Nabadwip ee holo praachin Mayapur, 
oikhaan thekei hoyechilo sab SHURU.
Nabadwip e jaayega nei, taai 
Mayapur er bishaal elaaka jurey 
hocche mandir NIRMAAN;
jodi konodin aasen Nabadwip e, tahole 
obosyoi Narahari Dham Ashram e ese 
sab theke suswaadu prasad kheye JAAN.
Ei ashram ei royeche Chaitanya 
Mahaprabhu r bishaal MURTI;
Nabadwip er nijaswo laal doi kheye 
dekhben, mon e aasbe SFURTI.
Er theke o aaro bhalo Mayapur 
Goshala r nijaswo kheer, aar Mayapuri 
gaaowa ghee toh DURDAANTO;
ki sundar dekhte snaarh gulo ke, bhoy 
nei, ei snaarh gulo khub aador khete 
bhalobashe ebong besh SHAANTO.
Nabadwip er aasol je jwal 
mandir, sekhanei ekmaatro 
royeche onekgulo HARIN;
10 taaka diye khabar kinun aar oi 
jheel er maach e der ke aar ei harin 
gulo ke nijer haath e khaaiye DIN.
Biswa jurey kato ee naa 
bhakto, dhanyo hey Nadia zilla r 
Jagannath putra GOURANGA;
baaire r desh er lokjon Mayapur aar 
Nabadwip er naam jaane, jodi naa o baa 
jaane, je rajye r naam PASCHIMBANGA.
Juto noy, choti pore jaaowa ee bhalo, 
kaaron khaali paa e korte hobe DARSHAN;
'Sonar Gouranga' ebong 'Shri Krishna', 
dujonei SUDARSHAN."- Arindam Sain

EKDUM KINTU OBAAK HOBEN NA, JODI ODER MATO, APNARA O SHUNYO HOYE JAAN !!!

"JANA NETA: '2021 e 
korechen LEKHALEKHI;
taai bodhoy gerua shibir er 
vote onektai bere galo DEKHI.
Je jaar nijeder kaaj e mon din, ei 
sab rajneeti theke birato THAAKUN;
dekhtei toh pacchen, jekhane sekhane 
cholche haamla, jwolche kato AAGUN.
Eto andolan kore keu ekhano 
parjyonto kichu korte PERECHE;
jato jaai korun, oi sabuj aabir niyeyi 
khela hobe, abar khamota e FIRCHE.'

AAM JANATA: 'Besh, kichui aar 
likhbona apnader BIRUDDHE; 
kintu daya kore dosharop korben na, 
jodi taao apnara here jaan YUDDHE.
Humki deowa aar atyachaar kora maane, 
korchen 'Ganatantra' r APOMAAN;
ekdum kintu obaak hoben na, jodi oder 
mato, apnara o shunyo hoye JAAN.
Jato din jacche, tato kintu 
beriye porche KANKAAL;
ei aam janata raa ee hoyto chupchap 
jhetiye bidaaye kore debe sab JANJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain