FOR THE BENGALI FOOTBALL LOVERS, THE 13TH DECEMBER 2025 IS A BLACK SATURDAY !!!

"The event management in 
Kolkata was completely MESSY;
it was indeed an indirect insult 
to the legendary Lionel MESSI.
The football lovers paid 
so much money, maybe 
the app is 'DISTRICT';
how 20 rupees water bottles 
got sold for 150 rupees, why 
Kolkata cops were not STRICT ? 
The football lovers in Kolkata could 
not even see Lionel Messi, what an 
example of callous ADMINISTRATION;
they played with the emotion of 
football lovers, as a result, the football 
lovers showed their AGITATION.
Yuva Bharati Krirangan stadium 
will get repaired AGAIN; 
but, can the Bengal sports minister 
compensate the Messi fans' PAIN ?
For the Bengali football lovers, 
the 13th December 2025 
is a Black SATURDAY;
Lionel Messi is like the God of 
football to his fans, but, the sports 
minister ruined it, we must SAY.
Any legendary footballer visits 
different places around the world 
to promote the game of FOOTBALL;
Footballers are hardly interested in 
politics or politicians, they want to 
connect with football lovers after ALL.
On 13th December 2025, in 
Hyderabad, Lionel Messi 
enjoyed every MOMENT;
as Telengana Chief Minister 
played football and didn't hijack 
organizer's event MANAGEMENT.
In Kolkata, the basic 
administration, the Bengal 
administrator cannot ASSURE;
that's why, wise men said long 
time ago that prevention 
is better than CURE.
Bangabhoomi, which is famous for 
Mohun Bagan and East Bengal has 
failed today to maintain brand IMAGE;
refund ticket price money to them 
instead of doing drama of an inquiry 
committee for such public OUTRAGE."- Arindam Sain

MONEY IS THE REAL MAGNET !!!

"There is no 
time to ADJUST;
wise men said that 
flexibility is a MUST.
But, nowadays, hardly 
there is any TRUST; 
as love is being 
dominated by LUST.
In today's world, path 
of love is not STEEP; 
because the impact of 
romance is not so DEEP.
Those romantic days are 
gone, when, after falling in 
love, you could not SLEEP;
when, after an emotional breakup 
of romantic life, while lying on the 
bed, quietly, the girls used to WEEP. 
The reason is simple, our 
mind is getting governed 
by an electronic GADGET;
and then to add fuel to the 
fire, there are several social 
media platforms in the INTERNET.
Only 'Give and Take' 

policy, provided the bull 

has a good amount of 

money in his WALLET;
the divine vibration has been 

enjoyed on a priority basis, the 

bull is like a sugar daddy here, 

as money is the real MAGNET."- Arindam Sain

IT IS YOU AND YOU ONLY, WHO SETS THE TONE; THEN WHY TO FEAR ANY SUPER CYCLONE !!!

"Some may say that 
what's in a NAME; 
but, it really matters in terms 
of brand value in any GAME.
Time teaches you the art of 
attracting anyone by utilising 
your artistic reference FRAME; 
enjoy simple and little things, it 
maintains the warmth of your heart 
within by igniting romantic FLAME.
In this universe, 
no one is ALONE;
within your mind, your 
soul is your CLONE.
It is you and you only, 
who sets the TONE;
then why to fear 
any super CYCLONE.
In summer, you feel like spending 
more time inside the swimming POOL;
during winter only, you remember and 
respect any garments made of WOOL.
Human psychology changes 
with time and ambience, no one 
is neither too smart nor too FOOL;
experience is the best manual of daily
life experiments, it teaches you, how at 

odd times, you will stay COOL."- Arindam Sain

YOU BELIEVE IN GENDER EQUALITY, THAT'S GOOD, NOW, WE MUST EQUALLY SPLIT THE RESTAURANT BILL !!!

"VAISHALI: 'Hi, I am Vaishali, 
I hope that you have liked this 
restaurant, it is a nice PLACE; 
look, let me tell you that  I am 
a feminist, I always prefer 
to have a personal SPACE.
No matter whatsoever, I 
believe in gender EQUALITY; 
and I believe in brand 
value and good QUALITY.
The food items were 
very delicious RIGHT;
it is indeed a very good 
romantic dinner date NIGHT.

VAIBHAV: 'You believe in gender 
equality, that's good, now, we must 
equally split the restaurant BILL;
no cash, no problem, relax, QR 
code is there in this restaurant, you 
pay 50%, I pay 50%, so just CHILL.'

VAISHALI: 'No, no, you got 
my concept, totally WRONG;
after all, you men are always 
dominating and STRONG.
Gender equality and paying 
50% bill is not the SAME;
Men must always pay the full 
restaurant bill, that's the real GAME.'

VAIBHAV: 'Madam, this is my ID 
Card, I am an Intelligence officer, 
I came here to INVESTIGATE;
so, this restaurant owner gives you 
30% commission on the bill for what 
you and your dating partner ATE.
So many single men have been 
fooled by you through a dating app 
by inviting them to a dating DINNER;
as I am a spy, the Special Task Force 
assigned me this investigation by saying, 
'If she is guilty, it is time to warn HER'.'

VAISHALI: 'But, you can't take any 
action against me, you can only 
create a social AWARENESS; 
this Gen-Z generation boys are not 
so smart, and we girls always fool 
them by dating to run our BUSINESS.'

VAIBHAV : 'A man associated with 
you, did a video call as a fake cop to 
a single man whom you dated HERE;
with a recorded video call session, you 

blackmailed that man, and he lodged a 
complaint to a cyber cell SOMEWHERE.
Your real boyfriend who is actually a fake 

cop has been arrested and the cyber 
cell cops are waiting for you OUTSIDE; 

for the time being, we, intelligence 
officers have to provide some treatment 
to this restaurant owner INSIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

OUR GEN-Z MEN MUST TAKE DOWRY AS A SECURITY DEPOSIT; IF HIS WIFE DEMANDS ALIMONY, JUST RETURN THAT DOWRY AMOUNT, THAT'S IT !!!

"GIRL'S FATHER: 'We are strictly 
against dowry, why in marriage, there 
should be any transaction of MONEY;
but, yes, my elder daughter got divorce 
by filing a domestic violence case and 
she got 20 lakhs as divorce ALIMONY.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! please don't mind, 
but, it is the brutal truth that your elder 
daughter is a sophisticated PROSTITUTE;
for having a 'Suhag Raat', your daughter 
looted him, if she is not a characterless 
girl, all the money she must RESTITUTE.'

GIRL'S FATHER: See, nowadays this is the 
trend and why should a girl not misuse the 

loopholes of obsolete Indian marriage ACT;

that's the reason why non-working women 
always marry high salaried men, after all, 
this is an easy business in FACT.'

COMMON MAN: 'As your younger 
daughter is also a non working WOMAN;
and I am a salaried person, so, you have 
to give me dowry as much as you CAN.
Your daughters are like any 'Made 
in China' product, there is no 
warranty or guarantee at ALL;
I want 20 lakhs in dowry through valuable 
gifts only like gold, car, etc, and for you 
such pimp, the amount is very SMALL.
Our Gen-Z men must take 
dowry as a security DEPOSIT; 
if his wife demands alimony, just 
return that dowry money, that's IT.'"- Arindam Sain

TOBE EIBAARE PRAJAPATI DEKHTE PAAI JANO, ONEK TOH DEKHLUM SUYOPOKA !!

"Ki hriday peyecho hey KHOKA;
mastiska dekhchi ekebarei BOKA.
Ghano ghano porcho prem 
e, kheye o jaccho DHOKHA; 
tobe eibaare prajapati dekhte paai 
jano, onek toh dekhlum SUYOPOKA.
Prem maanei kintu 
noy jharh, noy kono 
damka HAAOWA;
prem maane besh haalka haalka 
boibe baatash, aar paal tola 
nouko e kore bheshe JAAOWA.
Joyaar o neyi, bhaata o 
neyi, kintu tobu o jano 
nadi r jwal e royeche TAAN;
premika r seyi misti haasi 
aar mridu kanthoswar shune 
jano juriye jaaye PRAAN.
Prem e porle, hriday 
thaake ekdum FURFURE;
mastiska o bole othe, je ei charitra 
ta hoye jaak ebaar ektu BHAVAGHURE.
Jeevan e joyar bhata r mato, 
ache boiki asha o NIRAASHA; 
tobu hridmajhare more o jano 
morena, satyikaar er BHALOBASHA."- Arindam Sain

GHAR E, GHAR E PRADEEP JWAALO, GHUCHIYE DAAO ANDHAKAAR, SABAAR JEEVAN E AASUK AALO !!!

"Aajker din ei toh firechilen maryada 
purushottam Bhagaban RAM; 
charidike aalo r roshnai teh 
seje uthechilo Ayodhya DHAM.
Sei anand e, ghar e, 
ghar e pradeep JWAALO;
ghuchiye daao andhakaar, 
sabaar jeevan e aasuk AALO.
Charidike samudra diye ghera 
amader ei chotto sobuj DWEEP;
samudra saikat e aaj jwolche 
kato shato PRADEEP.
Ei dweep e Tamil aar Bangaali 
ra milemishe thaaki, sabai 
ke jaanai 'Shubho DEEPAVALI;
ekhaane amra Bangaali ra Kali 
pujo o kori boiki besh dhumdham 
kore, ekhano hoy poshu BALI.
Pradeep er aalo e, jwaljwal korche 
charidik, jodi o ei raat taa AMAVASYA;
Maa Kali r aashirvad e, dur hok 
amader jeevan er sab SAMASYA."- Arindam Sain