BANGABHOOMI R DURGA PUJO !!!

"Maati r murti,

rang aar rang er TULI;

ei niyeyi sabsamay

byasto thaake KUMORTULI.

Jeeni badh

korechilen MAHISHASUR;

teeni prithibi teh asaar ageyi

beje othe taar agomoni SUR.

Saada phool er

naam KAASH;

saada tulor mato megh e

dhekey jaaye AKAASH.

Ekhan o bhor chaar ter samay betaar jantro teh jakhan

shona jaaye Birendrakrishna Bhadra r GOLAA;

sabai upolobdhi kore,

je shuru holo MAHALAYA.

Durga Pujo korte hobe,

taai Pujo Committee r sabai chaaye CHAANDA;

ki kochi chele,

ki paara r baro DADA.

Uttar Kolkata r Durga Pujo teh ekhano royeche

sabekiyana, babuana, oitiyho o OISHWARJYO;

kintu dakshin Kolkata teh theme pandal aar aalo r

protiyogita r moddhe o royeche ek oiswarik SOUNDYARJYA.

Durga Pujo r ager dingulo teh thaake

notun jamaa kapar kenaar HIRIK;

Durga Pujo r anandey metey othey Bangabhoomi r

sab praanter lok, ki Mahishadal, ki Mayapur, ki MIRIK.

Panchami teh pandal udbhodhon,

shasthi te bibhinno pandal er thakur DEKHA;

Saptami teh daarun adda, astami teh bhalo rajokiyo bangaali

khabaar dekhle ei jeev ke jaaye naa je ROKHA.

Nabami r din e aattiyo swajan der proti ektu ektu kore

mon er jaanla taa ke KHOLA;

Dashami r din baatash e bishaad er sur er moddhe o

jomey othey mahila der sindur KHELA.

Bisarjan er din ektu dukkho hoy boiki,

Durga Pujo hocche sesh, ei katha BHEBHE;

kintu mon er moddhe ei asha taa o theke jaaye

je aasche bachor abaar HOBE.

Sharodiya r subheccha diye shuru kore,

Subho Bijoya te SESH;

Gurujon der pronaam kore, bandhu der saathe

kolakuli korey, bhaloi laage khete rasogolla aar SANDESH.

Durga Pujo sesh holeyi abaar din gonaa

shuru je por er bachor er Durga Pujo aastey

aar achey kato din BAAKI;

abaar kobe Sealdah station er saamne

dhaak dhol petaabe oi sab bibhinno

jelaa theke aasa DHAAKI;

abaar kobe pandal e aasbe Maa Durga r murti

aar sabai anandey o ucchashey chechiye bolbe,

'Bolo Durga maa ee ki, Jai, bolo Durga maa ee KI.'"- Arindam Sain

AUSTRALIA LOST BY 50 RUNS AGAINST INDIA IN THE 2ND PAYTM ODI OF 2017 ON 21.09.2017 !!!

"After Rohit's dismissal, Kohli led

from the front and Rahane also

batted well as he is in good FORM;

but, India managed to score 252 runs only in 50 overs,

as Coulter-Nile bowled Kohli and the middle order

batsmen got out due to Richardson's bowling STORM.

On 21.09.2017, there was no disturbance

of play due to RAINS;

but, Kuldeep created a history

by doing a hat-trick at Eden GARDENS.

Bhubaneswar took 3 wickets

and by his smart bowling kept the

Australian batting run rate TIGHT;

after Smith's departure and losing too many wickets,

at last, Australia lost the match by 50 runs,

though, Marcus really gave a good FIGHT."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 26 RUNS IN THE 1ST ODI MATCH OF PAYTM SERIES OF 2017 ON 17TH SEPTEMBER 2017 !!!

"In the 1st Paytm ODI match against India on

17th September 2017, for Australia,

Coulternile is the real bowling HERO.

Maxwell took a nice catch and due to

Coulternile's good bowling, both Virat and Manish

got out at their individual score of ZERO.

Rohit and Kedar became

the victims of STOINIS.

Due to Hardik Hitting and Dhoni Dhamaka, India

scored 281 for 7 after their innings FINISH.

Due to rainfall, as per

Duckworth-Lewis method, Australia was given

21 overs to chase a target of 164.

Bumrah bowled Cartright and even took a difficult catch

and after the dismissal of Warner by Kuldeep,

Australia was struggling at 35 for 4.

By scoring 39 runs in just 18 balls,

Maxwell tried to fight back hard

with his batting AGGRESSIVENESS;

but, India won the match by 26 runs, though,

the Indian players were not giving

their best efforts in the fielding BUSINESS."- Arindam Sain

RANNA PUJA RITUAL IN BANGABHOOMI !!!

“During the rainy season

in Bangabhoomi, the water level

rises up in rivers, ponds and LAKES;

on the last day of the Bhaadra month

in Bangabhoomi, people of Bangabhoomi perform a

ritual to worship Goddess Manasa and Vaastu SNAKES.

Whatever you cook on the last day

of Bhaadra month, you have to eat those

food items on the first day of

Aaswin month by regarding it as a PRASAD;

the overnight rice soaked in water is known as Paanta which

is having Vitamin B12 and a very high nutrient value and

also the dal vada, kachu saak, karela fry, little chingri fry,

Hilsha fry has its own delicious taste or SWAAD.

It is a belief in the rural areas of Bangabhoomi

that the snakes eat up the rats

and the crops remain safe as USUAL;

so to give respect to snakes, to safeguard their family members

from snake bites, to bring good luck by making Vaastu Snake happy,

every year, the Bangabhoomi people perform the Ranna Puja RITUAL.”- Arindam Sain

PARIBARTAN ER NAAM E, ASOLEY HOCCHE NAA TOH PUNORABRITTI !!!

"Seshe kina uccha adalat er hastakkhep e

holo maharghya bhaatha r PRAAPTI;

kon ekta bisesh mantabya ke kendra kore

sarkari karmochari der mon e jomeche kkhovh o BIROKTI.

Mirik e ektu ghaash phool futlo jeyi, omni audit aar

Bangla bhasha bujhi baariye dilo paahar e ASWOSTHI;

maan, abhimaan aar khamota r ei larai teh, keu bujhlo naa

je paahar er sadharon maanush der holo kato KKHOTI.

Unnayan er joyaar er biggyapon taai hocche sudhu;

ki metro rail prosharon, ki shilpo,

ki baanijyo, kono kaajeyi nei kono GATI;

tobu oi Rabindranath Tagore er ekti katha ache je, 'britha asha

morite morite o morena', taai mon e ache asha, hoyto baa

notun metro rail e chorhbe amader NAATI-PUUTI.

Proshason er sirhdaara gache emon benke,

je Police der ke o din e dupur e humki daaye DUSKRITI;

kaajeyi meyeder suraksha o nirapotta debaar jonne ekhan

taaderke Karate proshikkon deowaa hocche JATHARITI;

odikey abaar gosthi dwanda jaara kore, sei sab Syndicate er

netaa raa toh abaar aayeen er chokh e ek ekti YETI.

Dakaat er cheye o Daktaar ke dekhle laage beshi bhoy,

ei bujhi operation theatre ei felbe mere

kore sarbasyo sampatti loot o DAAKAATI.

Maajhe moddheyi kichu kichu ghatana

sadharon maanush er mon e prashno jaagiye toley je,

paribartan er naam e, asoley hocche naa toh PUNORABRITTI !'"- Arindam Sain

DIGITIZATION OF CRIMINAL CASES AND RECORDS WITH INDIVIDUAL AADHAAR CARD LINKAGE IS A NECESSITY !!!

“All the employees of the

Indian Police Services (IPS) must have an

Employee ID and a password to login into the

'INDIAN CRIME RECORDS SYSTEM' (ICRS) SOFTWARE.

Whenever any person comes to the Police Station to lodge an FIR,

then the entire details must get entry into the ICRS to generate an

unique FIR Number which can be accessed from any Police Station

by the Police Officer having administrative User Access POWER.

All the criminal case files

and records in any Judicial Courts

of India must be converted into

'.PDF' files with password

protected system as an

activity of Crime Records DIGITIZATION.

Whenever a person gets any punishment under the Indian Penal Code

as per any final case order from any Judicial Court of India, then it is the

duty of the Police Officer who was in charge of that case to enter the

'CASE NUMBER', 'CRIMINAL NAME', and 'AADHAAR CARD NUMBER'

of that Criminal in reference to the FIR Number in

ICRS Software after higher level User AUTHORIZATION.

Tracking any person's criminal background by searching with

AADHAAR Card Number in ICRS software will help the Indian cops

to reduce the crime rates to maintain in India;

peace, prosperity and unity in DIVERSITY.

AADHAAR Card is having special security features with an

Unique Identification Number; so, in this modern age to transform

India into a safe and secure nation, digitization of criminal cases

and records with individual AADHAAR Card linkage is a NECESSITY.”- Arindam Sain

DA DEBAAR KATHA BOLLEYI JE DEKHI BANGABHOOMI R GHAAREY CHEPEY JAAYE PROCHUR DENA !!!

“Bangabhoomi r shikshak shikshika raa proti bachor

prochur chuti paaye, setaa noy kaarur AJAANA;

kintu private tuition kore je taaka taara upaarjon kore, setaa toh

onekeyi taader IT-Return file er 'Other Income' e declare KORENA.

Odikey abaar prochur porishram kore jaaye

onek Block Office er sarkari kormi, kintu taader ei porishrom er

jothajatho paarishromik baa proshongsha taara PAAYENA.

Whatsapp e target deoyaa hoye, update status jaante chaoya hoye,

ki din e, ki raat e, kintu DA kano baaki pore royeche,

se bishoy bhool kore o jaante chaoya MAANA.

'Sukumar Ray' abaar ke, o accha, jaantum naa Sir,

je uni ee likhechilen 'Lakkhan er SHAKTISHEL;

Raavan abaar nayak holo kobe, o jaantum naa Sir,

'Meghnadbadhkavya' bujhi likhechilen oi Madhusudan MICHAEL !

Chaatro der aar dosh diye laabh ki,

taara toh aar poreni 'SAHAJ PATH';

ei mobile aar internet er yug e, ekgaada sobuj ghaash

gojiye aafshosh kore aar kaande oi khela r MAATH.

Tobe era kintu cycling korche khub,

jehetu era sabai pacche BICYCLE;

tobe khayal rakhben, mobile er samudra r gobheer jal e

jano naa thake kono 'BLUE WHALE'.

DA debaar katha bolleyi

je dekhi Bangabhoomi r

ghaarey chepey jaaye prochur DENA;

kintu 'Minority Fund', 'Janani Suraksha', 'Kanyashree Prakalpa',

'Sobuj Sathi', 'Club Funding' ebong aro onek erokom prakalpa te

taaka debaar belaaye dekhi naa toh erokom kono naatok ba BAHAANA !

Besh! Besh ! meneyi nilaam je chaatro raai bhabisyat er Voter, kintu

taa boley ki aar sarkari karmachari raa o Voter noy, protyekti shikshak

o shikshika ke ki motorbike baa scooty deowaa JAAYENA !” - Arindam Sain