RATNAKAR DASSYU R SUNDAR EKTI PHOOL ER BAGAAN ER NEYI AAR SHOBHAN, KAARON ESECHILO EKTI 'KAALBAISHAKHI' !!!

"Mukul jhorechey 
onek aageyi, Saradha aar 
neyi toh Madan er SAKHI. 
Ratnakar dassyu r sundar ekti phool er 
baagan er neyi aar sei Shobhan, kaaron 
esechilo ekti 'KAALBAISAKHI'. 
Maanush jakhan 
prem e porey, 
sab ee laage BHALO. 
Jakhan ei prem er misthota jaaye 
kome, neelakaash takhan meghla, 
rang taar KAALO. 
Jakhan kono premleela e dekha 
daaye BHANGAN, 
takhan oi roshaalo prem kaahini 
suney majaa paaye JANOGAN. 
Ekta nirdisto 
samay er moddhe 
jakhan hoy naa kono SAMADHAN, 
bicchedh hoye jaaoaa ee bhalo, kintu 
adalat er raay ditey khub deri 
kore felen BICHAAR-PRADHAN. 
Ekdikey teen baar 
ekti shabdo 
uccharon korleyi, bicchedh 
hoye jacche kato TARATARI. 
Onyodikey taar bichaar byabostha shaamuk 
er mato, taarikh er por taarikh, hoye 
naa biccheddh, ebong maanosik 
atyachar kore NAARI. 
Osukh jakhan hoyeche, 
takhan upaaye neyi, 
rog saarate, esechen HAKIM. 
Smritigulo thaak, Kolkata r raasta e 
kato trishul alo (Trident Light) 
korche TIMTIM. 
Aapni jodi bheetu baa kaapurush naa 
hon, hon jodi aapni 
saahoshi baa NEERBHIK, 
taahole aapnaar jeevan er ekta dorjaa 
bandho hoye gale, bhagaban aapnaar 
jonnyo aarekta dorjaa khuley debe THIK. 
Kholaa toh aachey dorjaa, 
kintu laagano aache 
chaakni JAAL. 
Kaaj er lok er kaaj er kadar hoye 
jekhaane, sekhaneyi se jaaye; 
ei daal theke oi DAAL."- Arindam Sain

I AM JUST A COMMON MAN AND I WANT TO REMAIN AS A COMMON MAN !!!

"Common Man ! Common Man ! 
Oh ! Come on, you beautiful WOMAN ! 
I am just a Common Man and I want to 
remain as a Common MAN. 
Every morning on the 
sea beach, she used to 
have a 'Morning RUN'. 
We became friends within a few days and 
we ran together every morning and 
also had some FUN. 
We were posted in 
different offices, but we 
were the employees 
of the same FIRM, 
but, she jumped to another company 
which offered her more CTC package but 
about the place of posting, they were 
yet to CONFIRM. 
She went to another city to join the 
office of another COMPANY. 
I was having the 'Morning Run' on the sea 
beach alone as I got no one to ACCOMPANY. 
Our unlimited physical love relationship 
started becoming limited within WhatsApp 
and Facebook as it was all DIGITAL. 
As we both were feeling fed up of work 
pressure, so, to enjoy love physically, we went 
for a short vacation for 4 days to NAINITAL. 
In that hill station, we enjoyed romance, but, 
I was unaware of that fact that 
she would gift me a 'THRILLER'. 
Next week, she is going to get engaged with 
a rich businessman, and next month, 
he is going to marry HER. 
She even said that she planned 
this special VACATION 
to give my heart, 
some sort of CONSOLATION. 
As because, that 
businessman was very RICH, 
she wanted to forget a poor guy like me, 
and wanted to go out of my REACH. 
I failed to understand that the sea waves 
often tried to tell me that, 'Life is a BEACH.' 
After a few months of that breakup, I got 
a transfer order as the HR team felt that in 
this city, I was lonely and in mental STRESS. 
While travelling in a flight, I felt some 
kind of infatuation towards a 
beautiful, attractive AIR-HOSTESS. 
We shared our contact numbers in that 
flight itself and she became my digital as 
well as real life GIRLFRIEND. 
But, somehow, the relationship did not last 
long, as I missed in her the simplicity, 
sweetness and pure romantic BLEND. 
My real love was 
so nearer to me, 
yet I ignored it COMPLETELY. 
The landlord of the house where I lived, is 
the owner of a restaurant which 
serves Utthapam, Dhosa and IDLY. 
Her daughter is sweet, 
fair, cute, beautiful and 
her name is SONALI. 
I fell in love with her as her character is 
so simple, humble, caring and COOL. 
She is the Mathematics teacher of a 
nearby reputed primary SCHOOL. 
Her parents also gave the permission that 
both me and Sonali can be 
life partners for LIFELONG. 
While sitting on a bench beside a 
lake, out of joy, she was playing guitar 
and I sang a SONG. 
'Common Man ! Common Man ! Oh ! 
Come on ! you beautiful WOMAN ! 
I am just a Common Man and I want to 
remain as a Common MAN. 
I am not interested in sword fighting, so, 
I don't want to be a HE-MAN. 
I am not interested in hitting others, so, 
I can't be a HITMAN. 
I have no superpowers to fly in the sky, so, 
I am not a SUPERMAN. 
I neither like bats nor darkness, so, 
I don't even dare to become a BATMAN. 
I am not so brave to tame the wild tigers, 
so, I may never become a TIGERMAN. 
I neither have a complex heart nor I like webs, 
so, I don't want to become a SPIDERMAN. 
If my married life is a fishing ship, then 
my better half would be the sailor and I am 
the Captain cum FISHERMAN. 
Common Man ! Common Man ! Oh! 
Come on ! you beautiful WOMAN ! 
I am just a Common Man and I want 
to remain as a Common MAN.'"- Arindam Sain

2019 SAAL ER NIRBACHAN E AANTEY EE HOBE VISHAAL KENDRIYA VAAHINI !!!

"Mithun daa abhineeto 
ekti superhit bangla chalocchitra r 
naam, 'MLA FAATAKESTO'. 
Rajnoitik netaa der ashaalin 
kathabarta suney suney, 
sadharan maanush raa ATISHTO. 
Sabkichu r ekta maatra aache, 
ebong Bangabhoomi teh sei 
maatra chaariyeche JATHESTO. 
Prashason, adalat, police o bibhinno 
rajnoitik dal ee ashaalin bhasha o aachoron 
rukhtey byartho, taa ekdum SUSPASTO. 
Police er ghari teh 
bejeyi thaakbe 
sei chaartey PONERO ! 
Kobey bandho hobe ei sab duskriti 
der dourattyo, kobe baajbe eder 
ghari teh saarey BAARO ? 
Bangabhoomi teh sadharon maanush 
er ganatantrik adhikaar firiye aantey 
holey, perotey hobe onek kathin badhaa 
o jete hobe deergho PATH. 
Taai toh sab sadharan 
maanush ke 
bharsha ebong saahosh ditey, 
aasche Bangabhhomi teh, 'VIJAY-RATH'. 
Ei sab dekhey 
arekti dal 
shuru korbe 'PABITRA YATRA'. 
Keu ee kam jaayena dekhchi, nirbachan 
er aagey, bhaloi baarchey 
raajnoitik TAAPMAATRA. 
Arekti dal er toh nanarakam er hiseb e 
royeche nanarakam er GARMIL. 
Taara ee naaki abaar 
baar korbe ekti MAHA-MICHIL. 
Arekti dal toh thik 
korteyi paarchena, 
thik ki KORBE. 
Yuddha r maidan e ekla naambe, naa 
seshmesh onyo kono dal er 
saathe haath MELAABE ! 
Chaaridikey 
rajnoitik UTTAP, 
taai thaako 
CHUPCHAP, 
nirbachan er din e, diye daao tomaar 
pachander dal er chinno te CHHAP. 
Keu aar dekhte baa porte o chaayena 2018 
saal er nirbachan er santraas er KAHINI. 
2019 saal er nirbachan e, aantey ee 
hobe vishaal Kendriya VAHINI."- Arindam Sain

BHYAJAAL DOODH ER HODISH MILLO EBAAR, EMNI TEYI LOKJON ER SHORIR E BAARCHE 'SUGAR', TAAI EI BHYAJAAL DOODH ER CHANA R RASOGOLLA BAA SANDESH KHEYO NAA AAR !!!

"Doodh e jal meshaale o 
thaake dhabdhabe SAADA, 
taai oi 'Lactometer' diyeyi apnaake 
parikkha korte hobe, DADA. 
Bhyajaal doodh er 
hodish millo EBAAR, 
emni teyi lokjon er 
shorir e baarche 'SUGAR', 
taai ei bhyajaal doodh er chana r 
rasogolla baa sandesh kheyo naa AAR. 
Doodh, doodh, doodh, neyi je 
aar serokom 'WONDERFUL', 
pratidin katojon je ei bhyajaal 
doodh kheye hocche 'APRIL FOOL' ! 
Doodh e meshacche 
arrowroot baa kapor kaacha 
sabaan er GURO. 
Taai toh aajkaal biye baari te, rasogolla 
khaowaar pratiyogita hoyna, ekbaar 
akkhep kore bolechilen ek KHURO. 
Ek mahapurush bolechilen je 
shorir er naam MAHASHOY, 
kintu eto bhyajaal ki aar 
maanush er shorir e SOY. 
Abaar hoyto kono notun dharan er rog 
hobe  maanush er shorirey, 
kheye ei bhyajaal DOODH. 
Ei rog niye kato charcha hobe, gobeshana 
hobe, taarpor bazaar e beriye jaabe 
ei rog er bishesh kono OSUDH. 
Bangabhoomi Sarkar keyi ei byapar e, 
nitey hobe dwaitya, raakhte hobe 
karha nazardaari, hotey hobe 
kathor o SHAKTA, 
noiley misti dokaan er maalik der 
byabsaa e khoti hobe, kaaron misti 
onekeyi kinben naa bhoy, jodi o 'bangaali' 
chirokaal ee misti BHAKTA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 48 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 17.11.2018 TO BECOME THE 1ST SEMI FINALIST TEAM OF ICC T-20 WOMENS WORLD CUP OF 2018 !!!

"Smriti Mandhana dominated the 
Australian bowlers with an excellent 83. 
Harmanpreet Kaur also batted 
agressively, though, got out at 43. 
Tayla Vlaemink was economical in bowling 
and E Perry's bowling figure was 16/3. 
On 17.11.2018, Deepti Sharma took the 
wickets of both the Aussie openers in 
an over to give India, an EDGE. 
Then Poonam Yadav and especially Radha 
Yadav tightened up all the screws by picking 
up wickets to give India, more ADVANTAGE. 
Anuja Patil stormed through the Aussie 
tail-enders with a bowling figure of 15/3, 
but, it was a fighting knock of 39 by 
E Perry, a fantastic all-rounder 
at this young AGE. 
Australia got bowled out at 119, and India 
won by 48 runs to remain as Group B 
Champion to qualify to the 
ICC T-20 Womens World Cup 
Semi Final STAGE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 52 RUNS AGAINST IRELAND ON 15.11.2018 IN THE ICC T-20 WOMEN WORLD CUP OF 2018 !!!

"On 15.11.2018, in the ICC T-20 Women 
World Cup match, along with Smriti 
Mandhana, who scored 33, it was Mithali 
Raj who played a knock of  51, to 
put up a score of 145. 
India chould have scored around 170 runs, 
but, some good disciplined bowling by 
the Irish bowlers especially Kim Garth 
made the battle quite 
interesting and ALIVE. 
To dismiss Veda Krishnamurthy, what a 
fantastic yorker delivery it was REALLY, 
bowled smartly by the 
Irish bowler, Lucy O'REILLY. 
Taniya Bhatia did some 
good stumpings and Radha Yadav's 
bowling figure is 25/3. 
Deepti Sharma also bowled well and 
India won by 52 runs as Ireland's 
innings ended at 93."- Arindam Sain

KENDREY 'MUDRA' SARKAR, AAR RAJYE 'MADIRA' SARKAR !!!

"Bidesh e giye besh furti kore edik odik 
ghurey beracche, sundari meyeder ke 
niye nachanachi korche, besh anandeyi 
aache Lalit Modi, Nirav 
Modi aar Vijay MAALIA. 
Aar edikey, Bharat er baro baro sab 
rastrayatto bank e bereyi cholechey 
onadaayi wrin er bojhaa, aar kichu 
choto choto rastrayatto bank 
toh hoyeche praaye DEULIA. 
Bharat er baro baro 
byabsaai, daktaar, 
promoter, rajneetibeed, 
filmstar ebong 
ukeel e raa dito onek kar FAANKI, 
abaar odike Pakistani 
ebong Bangladeshi 
aatankabaadi raa prochur Bharatiya 1000 
taaka aar 500 taaka r nakal note 
chaapiye felechilo, kore CHALAAKI. 
Oi demonetisation er aasol uddessyo chilo 
aatankabaadi o karfaanki 
deowaa lok gulo 
ke saayestaa koraa, ki mushkil, kaalo 
taaka uddhar hobe, ei galpo aapni 
biswas korechilen NAAKI ! 
Tobey November 2016 r ekti baa duti 
saptaaho ektu kasto holeyo, sadharan 
maanush upolobdhi korechilo jeh, ei 
ghutghutey andhokaar e mombaati r alo 
naai baa jwaluk, alo r jholkaani 
diyeche onekgulo JONAAKI. 
Demonetisation er por e, Bank e onek 
taaka ee jomaa poreche JAKHAN, 
ei taaka gulo keyi loan hisebe 
kaajey laagatey hobe EKHAN. 
Taai shuru holo 
'Pradhan Mantri Mudra Yojana' 
aar 'Startup India' r AAYOJAN. 
Kintu bachar ghurte naa ghurteyi dekha 
galo je, ei Mudra loan er taaka 
shodh dicche naa ONEKJAN. 
Taai ekti kathor wrin aadaye koraar 
niyam kanoon sankranto bill 
pass kora khub ee PROYAJAN. 
Bangabhoomi rajye 
toh ekhan romromiye 
cholche madh SHILPO. 
Chaakri noy, byabsaa karo, taai protyek 
graam e madh er dokaan er license deowaa 
taao ekdharan er notun PRAKALPO. 
Madh bikri teyi sab theke beshi rajoswo 
aadaye hoyeche, satyiee, aamra peye 
gechi chop-muri shilpo r aarekti BIKALPO. 
Graam er school porua der 
baaritey jomchey kato CYCLE, 
school e neyi 
kono pass FAIL, 
tobu era bolchey je graam er lokjon naaki 
sukhey neyi, satyiee eder neyi kono AKKEL. 
Puruliya, Jhargram, Bankura aar Paschim 
Medinipur er kichu pratyonto jungle 
elaaka e, du bela du mutho bhaath 
khetey paaye naa sekhankaar ADHIVAASI, 
kintu Ration dokaan e toh 2 taaka dar e 
chaal, gam deoya hoye, odikey Rohinga 
ebong Bangladeshi raa o kodin pore 
hoye jaabe BANGABHOOMIBAASI. 
Sarkaari daftar e sthaayi bhabe kaauke 
niyog korle, ditey hobe beshi maaine, 
ditey hobe pension, ditey hobe BIMA; 
ki dorkaar bhai, taar thekey club gulo e 
diye daao taaka, carrom baa taash 
kheluk, khaak madh aar mutton KEEMA. 
Ruposhree, Kanyashree r taaka dicchi 
maaney, ei noy jeh rajkosh e royeche 
onek taaka JOMAA. 
Rajkosh e beshi taaka neyi, 
oi Biswa Bank theke wrin niye 
cholche rajya, taai koriyo KHOMA. 
Nirbachan eleyi, sangbaadik raa 
boltey shuru kore je, sab paara e 
ghurchey onekgulo GUNDA. 
Arrey baba, ektu naa hoy madh kheye, 
bike e chorey michil koreche, haath e 
niye kichu JHANDA. 
Police er banduk e hoyeto baa 
dhoreche jang, kintu haathe toh 
thaake DAANDA. 
Police aar gunda, sabai milemishey 
shanti bojaay raakhle, dekhben, sab jaayega 
e sabaai kamon hoye gache THANDA. 
Opor e je bosey 
aache aaj, se aasbe 
nischoi nichey kaal, etaai dharma 
jeevan er CHAAKAR. 
Seyi ganatantra ee prakrito shaktishaali, 
jekhaaney sudhumaatro bhalo kaajer nirikhey 
ei deowaa hoy dwitiyo sujog, ebong 
sei ganatantra ee DORKAAR. 
Ekjon bolchey je 
se baaniye debe 
America, aar ekjon bolchey je se 
baaniye debe LONDON. 
Kintu purbadikey surjyadoy holey dekhi 
Bharat ei achi aar surjyastho r pore 
charidikey sei chena andhokaar aar 
haathey sei chirachorito LANTHAN. 
Kendrey 'MUDRA' SARKAR, 
aar rajye 'MADIRA' SARKAR."- Arindam Sain