Thursday, January 31, 2019

'MAYABINI MAYA' MAYBE MY MOON, ABOUT WHOM I WILL WRITE A STORY VERY SOON !!!

"Few weeks back, in the corporate 
email id, there came an email where it 
was stated, 'Beware ! Oh ! 
Scientist ! We will KIDNAP.' 
Yesterday only, in front of a National 
Scientific and Research Center, a top 
level scientist got kidnapped when a 
security guard was in his afternoon NAP. 
I have been kidnapped by 
a beautiful young lady 
of 'MAYABI' PLANET. 
Her name is 'MAYA' and 
she is so beautiful that I may 
write a romantic SONNET. 
She told me 
that actually I belong 
to their planet ONLY. 
She also told me 
that she is still single and 
her heart is so LONELY. 
What is the story 
behind my kidnap, I am eager 
to know about it and 
is quite CURIOUS. 
Inside this spaceship, there are six 
scientists and professionally, 
their mentality and psychology 
is quite SERIOUS. 
I am emailing this email to our 
corporate email id by using 
the Universal net, UNINET. 
I will surely give you the updates about 
what is happening here, though, 
right now, I am feeling GREAT. 
I can't talk in their language, 
but, these 'MAYABINI' aliens can 
speak in English quite FLUENTLY. 
'MAYA' told me that in the last six months, 
they have landed their spaceship in several 
remote areas at night, quite FREQUENTLY. 
Wow ! From the window of this spaceship, 
so closely, I can watch the big MOON, 
though, the moon of my life 
maybe this 'MAYABINI MAYA', 
about whom, I will write 
a story very SOON."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

RAHASYA ROMANCHEY BHORA EI JIBON E, NIYEYI DEKHO NAA ONTOTO EKBAAR JHUKI !!!

"Shono tobe mon diye, bhagaban 
diyechey jakhan tomaare ekti HRIDAY, 
jene raakho hoteyi paare sethaaye 
baare baare prem er UDAY, 
prem er samudra teh habudubu, baa dub 
saantaar ei asol mojaa aachey BODHOY. 
Jeebito theke ujiibito hoyaatao 
ekti bisesh dharan er BODHODAY. 
'Prem je kathaal er aatha, poro na 
prem e', eisob katha jaara KOYE, 
taara ki jaanena je premleela r galpo 
boigulo ee bazaar e beshi BIKOYE. 
Guhaa r andhokaar e acho bosey, 
kintu ektu faakh 
peleyi surjyimama 
taar alo niye daaye oi guhaa e UKI; 
prem o temni tomaar jibon e kato je 
lukochuri khel e aar majhemoddheyi oi 
hriday r dorjaa e 'thak thak' kore 
tokaa diye boley othe, 'TUKI'. 
Rahasya romanchey bhora ei jibon e, 
niyeyi dekho naa antoto ekbaar JHUKI, 
tomaar mato khokha r jonne nischoi kothaao 
lukiye aachey ekti KHUKI."- Arindam Sain

USNEY JAAGAYI DIL MEIN AISI JWALA, KE KHAA LIYA SHAADI KA LADDOO AUR PEE LIYA PREM KA PYAALA !!!

"Ek Brahmin parivaar ka 
ladka hain ROHIT; 
aapne baap ki tarah woh bhi 
banaa ish Mandir ki PUROHIT. 
Bhagbaan ki puja paath karne 
ke liye milta hain ussey PAISA; 
abhi tak hain kunwaara, 
hain pyar ka PYAASA. 
Mandir mein Bhagbaan ki puja 
karne ke liye har din aati hain 
bahut saari khubsoorat LADKIYAA; 
par kisi ek ko bhi dekh ke 
abhi tak, Rohit ke dil mein naa 
jaagi hain koi ISHQIYAA. 
Abhi woh dekho, ish mandir mein aa 
rahi hain puja dene, ish ilaakey ki 
sabse khubsoorat ladki, URMILA. 
Lo karlo baath, saayed dono hee pehli 
nazar mein huye hain ghayal, kyon ki 
Rohit ki aankhen, Urmila ki naino se MILA. 
Laagta hain ki, aaj hee se 
shuru ho jaayega, inh dono ka 
pyar ka SILSILA. 
Rohit ki shaadi saayed 
ish saal ho jaayega, agar kuch 
maahina chali yeh PREMLEELA. 
Urmila ki khuubsoorti aur 
muskurahat ne jaagayi hain 
Rohit ke dil mein aisi JWALA; 
ki Rohit saayed bahut hee jald 
khaa ley shaadi ka laddoo aur pee ley 
prem ka PYAALA."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

BHAGYER E KI PARIHAAS; FIREY FIREY AASE ITIHAAS !!!

"Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aase ITIHAAS. 
Je desh e koti koti 
maanush er BAAS; 
sei desh baroi bichitra, 
bujhley SELUKUS. 
Mir Zafar er biswasghatakata 
korechey eder ke KRITODAS; 
Nawab Sirajuddulla laraai koreche eengrez 
der biruddhe, jatokhon nicchilo se NISWAAS. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS. 
Azad Hind Fauz er larai dekhe ei desh er 
lok garbo kore bolechilo, 'SABBASH'; 
kintu seshmesh desh er pratham pradhan 
mantri hobaar sujog pelo na Netaji SUBHASH. 
Jinnah, Neheru aar Gandhi miley du tukro 
karlo ei Bharat desh ke ebong 
bhaanglo kato maanush er BISWAAS; 
ki Bharat e, ki Pakistan e, 
saamprodaayik daanga e, naa jaani 
kato je porlo LAASH. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS. 
Desh ekhan swadhin desh, 
taai korchen bujhi khub ULLASH; 
bhalo kore taakiye dekhun, ekhano royechey 
sei ek ee rakam er atyachaar o SANTRAASH. 
Police ebong sangbadmadhyam 
taader dui ti turup er TAASH; 
naameyi ganatantra aar sangbidhaan, ekhano 
sadharan maanush royeche Sarkar er DAAS. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS."- Arindam Sain

Monday, January 28, 2019

INDIA LIFTED THE 5-MATCHES ODI SERIES BY 3-0 ON 27.01.2019 BY DEFEATING NEW ZEALAND BY 7 WICKETS !!!

'Munro and Guptill were 
in a dominating MOOD, 
but, both Shami and Bhuvneswar 
proved that they are too SHREWD. 
To dismiss Williamson, what a 
catch taken by HARDIK ! 
That catch was really so 
amazing and ACROBATIC. 
When New Zealand was in a 
commanding position, the dismissal 
of Latham turned out to be a big LOSS. 
Due to a good delivery by Shami, 
a smart innings of 93 runs came 
to an end by ROSS. 
243 runs was not at all a good score, 
but a score of around 290 runs 
could have been COMPETITIVE. 
After a slight 'Dhawan-Dhamaka', both 
Rohit and Kohli scored half a ton each 
and looked cool and POSITIVE. 
India won by 7 wickets and that too 
in 43 overs as both Karthik and Rayudu 
aggressively finished the GAME. 
India lifted the 5-ODI matches series by 3-0 
on 27.01.2019 to put up their performances 
in the 'Hall of FAME.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, January 26, 2019

SA RE GA MA PA DHA NI SA, EK NAZAR EI HOLO BHALOBASHA !!!

"Sa re ga ma 
pa dha ni SA, 
ek nazar ei 
holo BHALOBASHA. 
Sa ni dha pa 
ma ga re SA, 
pore gelo se o mor prem e, 
se ek ajob NASHA. 
Sa re 
ga MA, 
tumi ee biswasundari, 
tomaar neyi kono UPAMA. 
Ma ga 
re SA, 
charidikey eto vayu dushan, 
prem er raasta te o royeche KUASHA ! 
Ma pa 
dha NI, 
tomaar baba kano bujhlona je ami 
garib holeyo, mon er dik theke ami DHANI. 
Ni 
dha 
pa MA, 
taai toh paaliye biye korlum tomaay, 
bhaggyish sahajya korechilo amader 
elaaka r katugulo police MAMA. 
Sa ni 
dha PA, 
ekhan ami teen teh baccha r baba, 
kintu egulo abaar ador kore daake, 'PAPA'. 
Pa dha 
ni SA, 
bhalobasha safal hoy boiki, 
jodi naa more oi britha ASHA. 
Ni 
re 
ma 
pa GA, 
tobe ekta samay sab sangsaar e 
kurukshetra r yuddha hoy boiki, 
takhan samparka gulo kichu taa holeyo, 
hoy jaaye ektu AALGA. 
Ga 
pa 
ma 
re NI, 
boyesh toh sabaar ee jaaye berey, 
samay o jaaye urey, 
kintu tumi chiley, acho ebong thaakbe 
amaar ee RANI."- Arindam Sain

AUTOGRAPH NAHI, DUNGI MAIN LIPOGRAPH !!!

"'Fan hoon main aap ka, meherbaani 
kar ke dijiye aap ki ek AUTOGRAPH.' 
'Aap ki lekhani ki hoon main deewani, isiliye 
autograph nahi, dungi main LIPOGRAPH. 
Ek lips se jab miley aur ek lips, usse 
kahete hain lipograph, kuch samjhe AAP.' 
'Kya bataaye madam, aapki yeh Lipograph 
thi bahut ee badiya aur LAJAWAB. 
Hum yeh dua karte hain, ki aap ki zindagi 
mein poori ho har KHWAB.' '
Aap bhi sada 
muskurayiye aur 
khush rahiye JANAAB, 
yeh hain meri mobile number, 
ish mein hogi aaj se bartalaap 
aur sawal, JAWAB.'"- Arindam Sain