Sunday, July 5, 2020

NAZAR TERI YEH TIRCHHI; DEKH KE TUJHE, YEH DIL HUYA LAALCHI !!!

'Nazar teri 
yeh TIRCHHI; 
dekh ke tujhe, 
yeh dil huya LAALCHI; 
zubaan teri aisi, ki jaise laage mujhe, ke 
khaa liya maaine saayed bahut saare MIRCHI; 
tu hain ish ilaake ki 
kaamwali bai, aur main hoon 
ish restaurant ki BAWARCHI; 
tere se ishq hone ke baad, aisa 
laag raha hain, ki hoon main ek 
aasmaan mein udhta huya PANCHI; 
bahut intezaar ke baad, ish saadhaseedha 
Kancha ko milaa hain ek pyari si KAANCHI; 
tu mujhe kaheti hain paagal, sochu mein 
kabhi kabhi, ke tu abhi bhi hain BACCHI; 
woh ishq hee kya, jish mein koi mard 
naa ho deewana, naa ho paagal, toh 
kya har aashique ko bhejh dogi 'RANCHI'; 
nazar teri 
yeh TIRCHHI; 
dekh ke tujhe, 
yeh dil huya LAALCHI."- Arindam Sain

A BATTLE OF 'CLINICAL TRIALS' IS GOING ON REGARDING SO MANY PROBABLE VACCINES, SIDE BY SIDE !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Even the sales of 
phenyl and anti-germ sprays have increased 
during the lockdown phase as the focus of the 
common people was totally on CLEANLINESS; 
some firms are now planning to launch a liquid 
which can automatically clean the washroom 
cisterns and big water storage tanks on terrace, 
and this product may do a good BUSINESS.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'Not only the people 
of the world, even 'WHO' was confused 
about this contagious virus which kept 
on killing people WORLWIDE; 
some companies grabbed this opportunity to 
launch new innovative products, as a battle of 
clinical trials' is going on regarding so many 
probable vaccines, side by SIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

NOY 'SANDESH', NOY 'IDLI'; EKEY BOLEY 'SATTU GUTLI' !!!

"Noy 'Sandesh', noy 'IDLI'; 
ekey boley 'Sattu GUTLI'. 
Chhola r chaatu kintu 
khetey laage BESH; 
taah se je company r ee hok naa 
kano, jamon 'Satyendra' baa 'GANESH'. 
Dhuye nin 
ekti baro THAALA; 
eibaar oi thaala r opor ei 
khabaar tairi koraar PAALA. 
Proti dus chaamoch chaatu teh 
dheley nin, ek chaamoch gaaowaa ghee, 
taarpor choriye din NOOON; 
ektu paatilebu r rash aar 
dhone paata diye maakhiye dileyi 
bujhben eder asole royeche ki GOOON. 
Bhalo kore makhaano r por, oigulo ke gol 
gol kore ektu ektu saajiye nin, tairi korte 
korte apnaar haath hoye jaabe PAAKA; 
er saathe thaaka chaai ektu peyaaj, 
shosha, tomato, jaake bole, 'Salaad', aar 
abosyo ee katogulo sobuj kaacha LANKA. 
Noy 'Sandesh', noy 'IDLI'; 
ekey bole 'Sattu GUTLI'."- Arindam Sain

'BANGAALI' HOTATH, KANO ETO 'ASOHISHNU'; EKTU SAHYO KHAMOTA DEEN EDER, HEY 'BHAGAWAN VISHNU' !!!

"'Bangaali' hotath, 
kano eto 'ASOHISHNU'; 
ektu sahyo khamota deen 
eder, hey 'Bhagawan VISHNU'. 
Khoon holo seyi PARICHAARIKA; 
je feroth cheyechilo taar dhaar deyoaa TAAKA. 
CCTV tamon neyi, neyi keyu edhare ODHAREY; 
mritodeho millo oi 'EM Bypass' er DHAAREY.
Jelaa e, jelaa e o, 
poristhithi besh MANDO; 
je jakhan jaake paarche, dicche 
kupiye, er pechone royechey GOSTHIDWANDO. 
Premik o premika der 
moddhye o hotaath prem 
o bhalobasha jacche UBEY; 
ke ja kakhan kaake merey felchey, 
ke jaane, bodhoy eder prem e kono 
aantorikota o gobheerota neyi TOBEY. 
Kono daridra lok 
jodi hoy asustha, taar 
kapaal durbhog aache BOIKI; 
kintu hotaasha o abosaad e, 
nijekeyi nijey sesh kore felley, aasol 
jeevanyuddha ee toh roye gelo BAAKI. 
Ei 'asohishnu' hobaar kaaran 
kintu aasoley oi deerghodin 
er prashashonik BYARTHOTAA; 
khaali lok dekhaano oi 'Show Cause' 
er chithi diye ki aar bandho hobe 
ei durniti r hiseb er KHAATA. 
'Tapas' neyi, achey dekhchi 'Kalyan', 
e toh dekhchi aar ek 'Dada r KIRTI'; 
paa er tala e maati jacche sorey, jehetu 
sarbatra hocche byapok DURNITI."- Arindam Sain

Friday, July 3, 2020

DURING LOCKDOWN PERIOD, THE INDIAN RAILWAYS INCURRED LOTS OF OPERATING EXPENSES; THE 'PUBLIC-PRIVATE-PARTNERSHIP' (P-P-P) MODEL HAS BEEN PROFITABLE IN SOME CASES !!!

"During lockdown period, 
the Indian Railways incurred 
lots of operating EXPENSES; 
the 'Public-Private-Partnership' 
(P-P-P) model has been 
profitable in some CASES. 
This is just a business deal of 
Indian Railways with some private 
firms to get a huge INVESTMENT; 
to improve the overall 
infrastructure and services 
for all passengers' BETTERMENT. 
There will be no compromise 
on product QUALITY; 
only 'Swadeshi' private firms will be 
allowed as per scrutinized SUITABILITY; 
and the company boards having majority of 
Indian board members will get first PRIORITY. 
With the Indian Railways, there will 
be a transparent rental AGREEMENT; 
the private firms will not be 
allowed to do any RECRUITMENT. 
All the trains owned by private firms will 
be operated and controlled by the staffs of 
Indian Railways only, throughout the NATION; 
there will be CCTV surveillance 
in all the compartments while 
the train is in MOTION. 
After the sale of rail tickets, the private 
firms will earn revenues, from which, 
these firms have to give a floating 
monthly rent (40% of revenues 
earned) to Indian RAILWAYS; 
say, for example, other than a 'fixed 
business agreement fee' per year, for each 
100 rupees revenues earned by private firms, 
the Indian Railways will earn a monthly 
rent of 40 rupees ALWAYS."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 2, 2020

EI KI SEYI TILOTTOMA KOLKATA, JETA AAJKAAL HOYE JACCHE ABHISAPTO KOLKATA; ETO TAAI BYAPOK PARIVARTAN HOCCHE, JE KHULTEYI BHOY LAAGE OI HISEB ER KHAATA !!!

"Ei ki seyi tilottoma Kolkata, jeta 
aajkaal hoye jacche abhisapto KOLKATA; 
eto taai byapok parivartan hocche, je 
khulteyi bhoy laage oi hiseb er KHAATA. 
Sarkaari haspaatal e thik 
katogulo aachey BICHAANA; 
setaa ee ekhano parjyanto sabaar kaachey 
dhoyasha, kichuta holey o, AJAANA; 
vaastav er anka taa o ki 'K.C.Nag' er 
anka naaki, je sahaj e, anka r uttar MELENA. 
Chotobela e, kono ek boi teh 
chilo lekha, je, maanush naaki 
ekti saamaajik PRAANI; 
tobe bangaali ki aar ache seyi bangaali, 
jato ee uccharan koruk naa kano, oi kaviguru 
Rabindranath er lekha VAANI. 
'Nobel' taa ee toh 
hoye gache CHURI; 
aar naa hoy kono ek kaaron e, 
ektuadhtu uttapto holo 'KHEJURI'. 
Jodi shorir e dhoke oi China VIRUS; 
maanosik bhaabe, oi rugi hoye jaaye UDAAS; 
kaaron aasepashe r lokjon 
taar parivaar ke jaaye ERIYE; 
aar ei koreyi, daaye taara 
samaasya taa aaro khaanikta BAARIYE. 
Rog holey, nijeder baariteyi 
sab rugi raa korbe bishraam, 
khub ee bhalo KATHA; 
kintu seyi rugi der ke dekhshona 
korbe kon daktaar, seyi bishoy, 
prashashan er neyi kono MAATHABYATHA. 
Adhunik yug er adhunik sahar e, 
e jano ek adhunik barbarota, 
maanush ee neyi maanush er PAASEY; 
er theke toh kono aadivaasi der jungle bhalo, 
jekhaan e, ekti awaaz ei, sab 
maanushgulo ek jaayega e chole AASEY. 
China virus dhukeche shorir e, taai se 
acchyuth, poreyi roilo raasta e, ghanta r 
por ghanta, seyi rugi r MRITODEHO; 
bhaggyish boleni, je freezer e raakhte hobena, 
ebaar theke baari r chaad e, baa baari r 
baaire ee korte paarben DAAHO."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

THEY MUST ALSO HAVE THE ABILITIES; TO SHOCK AND STUN THEIR ENEMIES WITH LOTS OF UNPREDICTABILITIES !!!

"CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Though, it took 
some time, but, we are becoming 
quite efficient in ESPIONAGE; 
for our enemies, the strength of 
our armed forces must look like 
dangerous surprise PACKAGE.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'Whatever our 
enemies will dare or fantasize to THINK , 
we will just do the opposite of it 
to make their big ships SINK.'

KING: 'The virus itself may die a 
natural death and the business cycle 
of our Kingdom is improving AGAIN; 
if the pace of the revival of our economy 
becomes faster than we actually 
expected, then it is really a big GAIN.'

HERMIT: 'People of our Kingdom have 
self-confidence about their CAPABILITIES; 
but, side by side, they must 
also have the ABILITIES; 
to shock and stun their enemies with 
lots of UNPREDICTABILITIES.'"- Arindam Sain