'IBA' KHAALI DETI HAIN TAARIKH PE TAARIKH; JAISE KI PSU BANKWAALE MAANG RAHE HAIN KOI BHEEKH !!!

"'IBA' khaali deti hain 

taarikh pe TAARIKH; 

jaise ki PSU bankwaale 

maang rahe hain koi BHEEKH. 

Aakhir kab tak PSU bankwaale karenge 2017 

saal ka 'Bipartite Settlement' ka INTEZAAR; 

kya har samay raheti hain kharaab, 

yeh Hindustan ki arthnaitik BAZAAR. 

'Jan Dhan Yojana' ho, 'Demonetization' ho, yaa 

ho 'Corona Lockdown', yehi PSU bankwaalon 

ne ush samay kiye hain sab se accha KAAM; 

ek 'dhanyabaad' doh bol diye, aur 'Banking 

kshetra' ka sabaasi bhi khud hee le liye, par 

bankwaalon ko aakhir nahi mila koi bhi INAAM. 

Bank o ka jab hota hain merge, tab kya 

nahi hoti hain bekaar ka KHARCHA; 

jab 'Bipartite Settlement' ki baat aati hain, tab 

khaali hoti ee raheti hain 'Chaaye pe CHARCHA.' 

Itna jyaada bhi nahi hain 

PSU bankwaalon ki maangein, 

hain bahut hee KAM; 

par dekho yeh gajab tamasha, khushi toh 

dur ki baat hain guru, chaaron taraf khaali 

dikhey maayushi aur GAM."- Arindam Sain

TOO MUCH POSSESSIVENESS OR TRYING TO BECOME TOO DOMINANT ON HER MALE PARTNER IS A COMMON MENTAL DISEASE AMONG THE GIRLS, AND FOR WHICH, EVEN HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS DO FAIL !!!

"EX-GIRLFRIEND: 'Do you know that 

with whom you are dating nowadays, 

is basically a very clever GIRL; 

don't think yourself to be a 

great diver of the deep waters 

of the ocean who got a real PEARL.'

EX-BOYFRIEND: 'Basically, you are such 

an idiot, you started complaining about me 

publicly intentionally, when you found that 

I am not staying as a prisoner in your JAIL; 

too much possessiveness or trying to become 

too dominant on her male partner is a common 

mental disease among the girls, and for 

which, even healthy relationships do FAIL.'

EX-GIRLFRIEND: 'Ok, maybe, out of 

possessiveness, to keep you under 

my full control as a strong feminist, 

I had to fight, quarrel and SHOUT; 

but, that does not mean, 

that you have to fall in 

love with one of my best friends 

of the past, after moving OUT.'

EX-BOYFRIEND: 'Your mother is the 

President of a feminist club, and she has 

made you a mad woman like her only, but, full 

credit goes to you, for what a fabulous gift 

of love, your female friend has really GOT; 

she was very smart to take out all 

the information about my likes and dislikes 

from you, and then, capitalized on it, and 

what secrets you told her, she still remembers, 

but you may have FORGOT.'"- Arindam Sain

OUR SPIES WILL DO THE ULTIMATE CHECKMATE !!!

"ROYAL CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Enemies 

are marching, just order us for 

their massive DESTRUCTION; 

our warriors are ready and prepared 

for sudden counterattacks 

from any DIRECTION.'

KING: 'Go for the kill, 

at any cost, we have to 

protect our MOTHERLAND; 

our enemies must feel 

and know, how powerful we 

are and where we really STAND.'

HERMIT: Your Highness ! our enemies want 

to create big casualties to get an international 

level attention, let us pretend that we 

are scared, let them UNDERESTIMATE; 

the traps of our spies are ready, let them come 

in, all our warriors will be alive, but, those 

enemies cannot go back alive as our spies will 

do the ultimate CHECKMATE.'"- Arindam Sain

NAAJAANE KYON TUM MAANTI HO MUJHKO APNI KANHA; AAB DUR JO CHALE AAYE HUM TUMSE, TUMHARI DIL HAIN BILKUL TANHA !!!

"Najaane kyon tum maanti ho 

mujhko apni KANHA; 

aab dur jo chale aaye hum 

tumse, tumhari dil hain bilkul TANHA. 

Kisko pataa, kab kahaan kish 

kaam ke liye hain JAANA; 

darro mat, bharosha raakho, baanenge 

nahi tumhare liye, main kabhi koi ANJAANA. 

Aankh bandh karlo toh hum 

hain ekdum tumhare PAAS; 

kyon ki tumhari dil mein, hum hee 

bastey hain, ish baat ka hain humko EHSAAS. 

Baash kuch hee dino 

ki hain yeh doori, saal 

mein do teen baar hogi 

aise hee, daal lo AADAT; 

jab bhi ghar aayoonga waapas, bolti bandh 

nahi honi chahiye, khub ladaai aur prem 

karenge hum dono, aur sunenge tumhari 

pyarbhari SHIKAAYAT."- Arindam Sain

ALL WILL BE OF PREMIUM CONTENT !!!

"AMERICAN GIRL: 'I even read by using 

'Google Translator', even what you write 

in your own mother LANGUAGE; 

some of them of are really so 

good, just like any high level 

complete entertaining PACKAGE.' 

INDIAN BOY: 'Thanks for the 

compliments, well, it started 

as a hobby, then, unknowingly 

it became a passion INDEED; 

but, due to the social networking websites, 

and artificial intelligence technology, 

whatever an Indian is writing, even in his 

mother language, an American is able to READ.'

AMERICAN GIRL: 'In America, we say, 

that nothing comes for free, so, work 

hard first, then only party harder, so, 

why should you give free ENTERTAINMENT; 

if you want any help, we can help you to 

develop a highly secured website in your 

name where all your writings will not be free but 

all will be of premium CONTENT.'"- Arindam Sain

BINDU BINDU SINDHU; EBAAR KI TOBE SUBHENDU !!!

"Bindu bindu SINDHU; 

ebaar ki tobe SUBHENDU ? 

Dal er karmi raa ee, ektu 

ektu kore, korey GATHAN; 

tobeyi naa ekdin gorey othe, 

ekti shakto ganotantrik SANGHATAN. 

Jeyi muhurte, dhukey porey 

oi sanghatan e, kono ek dharan 

er netibaachak SWAJANPOSHAN; 

takhan ee oi sanghathan e 

dhukey pore, gosthidwanda, 

kondol ebong APOSHASAN. 

Sanghathan ee samay niye 

teel e, teel e, tairi kore 

jogyo BYAKTITWO; 

ebong sathik netaa baa netri r 

nirbachan er opor bheet koreyi daariye 

thaake seyi sanghatan er ASHTITWO. 

Je sab netaa baa netri raa uthechey 

dhaap e, dhaap e, siri bhengey, taader 

obosyoi aachey boiki beshi ABHIGGYOTA; 

oi sonaar chaamoch mukh e niye, ektu adhtu 

sahebiyana eengrezi bolleyi ki aar promaan 

koraa jaaye aasol JOGYOTA."- Arindam Sain

LOCKDOWN ER POR, SAB EE JAKHAN GACHEY KHULEY; NITYAJAATRI DER JONNYO LOCAL TRAIN GULO EE BAA BAAD THAAKBE KANO TAAHOLEY !!!

"Lockdown er por, sab ee 

jakhan gachey KHULEY; 

nityajaatri der jonnyo local train gulo 

ee baa baad thaakbe kano TAAHOLEY. 

Ei samasya niye, kato local train er 

nityajaatri raa ugrey diyechen kato KKHOBH; 

tobe otota lathicharge koraa taa o thik hoyni, 

jakhan nityajaatri raa dekhacchilo BIKKHOBH. 

2020 r November maash e, Bangabhoomi 

Sarkar er deowa uchit SAMMATI; 

tobe 25% noy, 100% ee chaalano uchit, kaaron 

bojhaa muskil, nityajaatri der MATIGATI. 

Local train er sankhya jodi hoy 

khub kam, taholey je kota cholbe, 

taate bheerh hobe BESHI; 

emni ee ekhan ei rajya dwityo sthaan ei royeche 

Corona sankraman e, ek number e choley 

aasbe, jodi local train e hoy THASATHASI. 

Aasol samasya holo ei, je 

Metro Rail er mato, local train er 

platform gulo neyi bhalo kore GHERA; 

local train cholte shuru korleyi, kichu lok 

shudhu shudhu shuru kore debe bina 

ticket e, oi train e safar KORAA."- Arindam Sain