CAPITALIZE ON THEIR LOOPHOLES AND IMPLEMENT THE 'TROJAN HORSE' TACTICS !!!

"HERMIT: 'Before the storm, 

there has to be a SILENCE; 

surgical strikes must always be 

clinical even if there is VIOLENCE.' 

KING: 'No, in some wars, we 

will intentionally RETREAT; 

then by shrewd diplomacy, we 

will give our enemies a royal TREAT.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Step by step, 

we are capturing their TERRITORIES; 

as they are fools to believe that we are 

believing in their rumours and fake STORIES.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'No need to do anything, 

just try to understand their style of POLITICS; 

capitalize on their loopholes and implement 

the 'Trojan Horse' TACTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

BY OPENING A SAVINGS ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, IT IS INDIRECTLY PAVING THE WAY FOR WOMEN EMPOWERMENT !!!

"HUSBAND: 'Come on, to 

open a savings ACCOUNT; 

in your name with a minimum 

1000 rupees AMOUNT; 

let us go to the nearest 

PSU bank branch TOMORROW; 

government will give you Rs. 500 or Rs. 1000 

per month and your savings will GROW.'

WIFE: 'Oh ! Now, I understand, why 

suddenly you are so much INTERESTED; 

to open a savings account in my name, for 

so many times, to you, I have REQUESTED. 

I don't care about the 

'Laxmi Bhandar' allowance 

from the Bangabhoomi GOVERNMENT; 

but, by opening a savings account in my 

name, it is indirectly paving the way 

for women EMPOWERMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

EDER MATO BHETO BANGAALI DER JONNYO EKDUM UPOJUKTO OI HAAWAII CHOTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Jakhan tritiyo baar er jonnyo 

khamota e elo, eraa ee sobuj aabir mekhe 

korechilo NAACHANAACHI; 

ekhan chaakri teh niyog hocchena 

bole, era dekhacche bikkhobh, 

korche CHECHAMECHI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Se ki mashai ! Taai naaki ! 

Taah keyu satyi katha bolle, era ee toh bolto 

je birodhi dal er hoye korche BIGGYAPON; 

shaakh diye aar katodin maach dhaaka jaaye, 

niyog byabostha teh, je bhalo ee durniti 

royeche, se katha taa aar neyi je GOPON.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Bekaar der dicche 

bekaar bhaata, aar Club e, Club e, 

dicche onek TAAKA; 

naai baa elo shilpo, naai baa 

holo karmosansthan, bosiye bosiye khete 

dileyi toh goriye jacche unnayan er CHAAKA.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Egulo aasole kumir er 

kaanna, jato ee koruk KANNAKAATI; 

eder mato bheto bangaali der jonnyo ekdum 

upojukto oi haawaii CHOTI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN 'TOKYO 2020' OLYMPICS, A NEW HISTORY HAS BEEN CREATED !!!

"There is surely one reason in 2021 

for the Indians to feel ELATED; 

as in 'Tokyo 2020' Olympics, 

a new history has been CREATED. 

The performances of the 

Indian Olympians got ELEVATED; 

though, they were 

really UNDERRATED. 

India got independence 

on 15th August 1947; 

in 'Tokyo 2020' Olympics, 

India's medals tally is 7. 

Inside their belly, 

there was HUNGER; 

why boxing points are not displayed, 

and that justifies Mary Kom's ANGER. 

Both Mirabai Chanu and Ravi Kumar Dahiya 

gave their best individual performances EVER; 

though, both had to settle down 

each with a medal of SILVER. 

Due to some fantastic performances 

by the men's hockey team, a bronze 

medal came in Indian 'HOCKEY'; 

the women's hockey team has 

also won our hearts despite 

being slightly UNLUCKY. 

PV Sindhu ended up in 

Badminton at the third SPOT; 

but earning one medal each in two 

Olympic games really means a LOT. 

Lovlina Borgohain performed well 

to ensure a bronze medal in BOXING; 

and Bajrang Punia dominated his opponent 

to earn a bronze medal in WRESTLING. 

'The real grandmaster does the checkmate at 

the last night', the wise men have already TOLD; 

and it was Neeraj Chopra in the javelin throw 

event, who earned a medal of GOLD. 

It is the first ever gold medal 

for India in ATHLETICS; 

and the best ever campaign 

by India in any OLYMPICS."- Arindam Sain

MERGER OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS HAS SURELY EXPOSED THAT THE PSU BANKS HAVE POOR IT INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Merger of several PSU Banks has 

surely exposed that the PSU Banks 

have poor IT INFRASTRUCTURE; 

as if a football coach is motivating a 

striker to score goals who is suffering 

from a mild knee FRACTURE. 

With upgraded and modern IT infrastructure, 

the private banks are finding it easier 

to do market CAPTURE; 

as the drivers of PSU Banks 

are frequently experiencing the 

cases of tyre PUNCTURE. 

Synergy may be positive now, 

but, it may easily become negative 

at the next JUNCTURE; 

as because, towards the IT infrastructure 

modernization, the top management 

of PSU Banks still have a callous NATURE. 

Prompt and smooth services are of 

top priority to any customer, not just a 

smiling face and a nice GESTURE; 

if the IT infrastructure remains pathetic like 

this in PSU Banks, then 'privatization' will 

become a necessity in the very near FUTURE. 

Be it 'Niti Aayog', be it 'RBI', 

be it 'Finance Ministry', it is 

quite easy for them to give 

any high level LECTURE; 

but, the poor condition of IT infrastructure 

in PSU Banks cannot be suppressed 

by showcasing in front of 'Modi 2.0 

Government', a rosy PICTURE."- Arindam Sain

TRIPURA E GIYE KORCHE HOI HOI; AAR BANGABHOOMI TEH CHARIDIKEY JAL THOI THOI !!!

"Barshakaal hok baa naa hok, 

jodi naa o thaake bhora KOTAAL; 

tobu o ektu adhik bristi holeyi 

baanbhashi hoye jaaye 'GHATAAL'; 

aar Silpara, Bhawanipore, Park Street, 

Maniktala, Parnashree Pally aar 

Maheshtala r obostha toh aaro BEHAAL; 

pourasabha ke eto tax deowaa hocche, 

tobu o nikaashi byabostha r neyi kono 

unnati, aaro beshi jal jomche AAJKAAL. 

Tripura e giye korche HOI HOI; 

aar Bangabhoomi teh charidikey jal THOI THOI; 

jato ee oi nichu talaa r netaa gulo ke 

apni khoawaan rasogolla aar misti DOI; 

samasya gulo toh bereyi choleche, 

egulo r aar samadhan hocche KOI. 

Besh, meneyi nilaam, je, prochur vote 

peye khamota e eseche, jodi o herey 

gache ekta samay r 'AGNIKANYA'; 

taah boley eto taai abonati ghotbe, 

je ektu nimnochaap er jerey beshi 

bristi holeyi, hoye jaabe BANYA. 

Kolkata r ekhan jaa abostha, aar 

paanch bachar por, majhemoddheyi 

raasta e nouka naamate HOBE; 

jato ee jal jantrana hok naa kano, 

office jaatri raa besh mojaa korte korte, 

nouka e kore office e JAABE."- Arindam Sain

SAVE THE TIGERS, SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT !!!

"If the poachers are 

allowed to pull the TRIGGER; 

then a day will come, when 

there will be no TIGER. 

All poachers must get a strict non bailable 

punishment after their immediate ARREST; 

point to be noted, that without the presence 

of tigers, there will be no big FOREST. 

So, save the tigers, 

save the ENVIRONMENT; 

learn to love and respect the 'Mother Nature' , 

otherwise, be prepared to get PUNISHMENT. 

It is a tough job for all the forest officers 

to keep strict vigilance on poachers 

by applying different TACTICS; 

the good news is that the 

population of tigers are on the rise 

as per latest STATISTICS."- Arindam Sain