PSU BANKS ARE HEREBY SUGGESTED TO PREPARE A 'CASA READYKIT' !!!

"The customers are staying 

with the PSU banks STILL; 

because of the PSU Bank 

Staff's marketing SKILL. 

Simplify the 'CAPC' and 

'KYC Verification' PROCESS; 

otherwise, it is ultimately hampering 

the PSU Banking BUSINESS. 

When at branch level, customers 

are having 'EKYC' VERIFICATION; 

by having their Aadhaar 

based 'Biometric AUTHENTICATION; 

then what is the need to verify again by 

CAPC department for 'Debit Freeze', 

'Freeze' and 'Inoperative' STATUS; 

for newly opened savings accounts only, 

CAPC verification is fine, but, in other 

cases, it is just BOGUS. 

PSU Banks are hereby 

suggested to prepare 

a 'CASA READYKIT'; 

the customers will just fill the form and 

get instant ATM and cheques, this 

strategy will be SUPERHIT. 

A customer filled up the form along 

with each and every self attested 

photocopies of KYC DOCUMENT; 

biometric authentication done, 

create a new customer ID or for existing 

customer ID, make necessary AMENDMENT. 

Open the savings account and then 

map the savings account number 

with the Readykit serial NUMBER; 

upload the savings account form in 

CAPC portal to get it activated, the process 

is as cool as CUCUMBER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MUST QUALIFY FOR WORLD CUP FOOTBALL, SO, THE DREAM MUST NOT BE SMALL !!!

"Physically they are handicapped, 

but very strong MENTALLY; 

and it surely got reflected in the 

'Tokyo Paralympics 2020' medals TALLY. 

Intentionally, stay away from 

useless and unnecessary PUBLICITY; 

practice, practice and practice to  

build up a winning MENTALITY.  

'Poor infrastructure' and 'Weak body', so, 

to these comments, we were getting USED; 

but, we are getting much better results 

when the positive mentality is INFUSED. 

Now, focus must be 

given on Indian FOOTBALL; 

India must qualify for World Cup football, so, 

the dream must not be SMALL."- Arindam Sain

BANKING SANKRAANTO KONO PHONE ELE BOLBEN JE, 'BRANCH E GIYEYI BOLBO KATHA' !!!

"Banking sankraanto kono phone ele 

bolben je, 'Branch e giyeyi bolbo KATHA'; 

kono tathya naa dileyi holo, thaakun 

nischinte, neyi aar kono MATHABYATHA. 

Niye nin ATM Card, kore nin 

banking app taa download TAARPOR; 

byaash, aar apnaake nirbharshil thaakte 

hobena oi Branch er passbook printer er OPOR. 

Pratham kuri taa cheque free, taai 

cheque boi toh abosyoi niye RAAKHBEN; 

aapni kakhan o osustho holeyo, apnaar parivaar 

er lokjon oi cheque e taaka tultey PAARBEN. 

Ekhano ei biswaayan er yug e, sadharan 

maanush er kintu ekhano rastrayatto bank 

gulo r proti royeche AASTHA; 

sudh er haar hoyto kom, kintu apnaar taaka 

surakkhito, oi 'Sarada' aar 'Rose Valley' r mato 

konodin hobena DURABOSTHA."- Arindam Sain

IT IS MY STYLE, MY LIFE, MY WAY; I CAN COME NEAR OR STAY FAR AWAY !!!

"It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

My mind can can fly like 

a bird in a jovial MOOD; 

my heart can feel the pain of 

poor people just like 'ROBINHOOD'. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

On someone's coffin, one day, 

someone has to hammer the last NAIL;  

you have enjoyed your life, that's it, no 

need to worry even if you repeatedly FAIL. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

Many of us resign when 

the target is so NEAR; 

as we cannot see the target due 

to the fog created by the word, 'FEAR'. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

In every nook and corner, you will find 

someone who will always CRITICIZE; 

always dream big to win any tournament, 

even if you get a trophy of small SIZE. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY.

What fun is there in life 

without any SURPRISE; 

the sunset in the West always gives you a 

hope that in the East, there will be SUNRISE.

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY." - Arindam Sain

PRITHIBI KE BACHAATE GELE, PRAKRITI KE O TOH BAACHTE HOBE; TAAI SE O SUJOG BUJHE THIK PRATISODH NEBE !!!

"PETNI: 'Gulab' ke niye hoyto 

tamon kono neyi CHAAP; 

kintu taar poreyi kintu aaste 

paare oti gobheer NIMNOCHAAP. 

Abaar Kolkata saho kichu 

graam gulo e jombe JAL; 

aar oi kota din, gota sahar taa 

kaarjoto hoye jaabe ACHAL. 

Jal jomey thaakle, lokjon thaakuk grihabandi, 

kaaron kothay je pore thaakbe bidyut er 

kholaa taar, taai khub SAABDHAAN; 

jomaa jal samay mato naa soriye, ditey aasbe 

kichu taaka, jodi abaar bidyut er oi kholaa taar 

er jonnyo, choley jaaye akaal e, kono PRAAN. 

Jaar jaaye, taar ee jaaye, kaar ki ese galo, 

rajnoitik lok e raa sudhu korbe tarko BITARKA; 

taai jal jomey thaakle, jomaa jal e naa 

chala ee bhalo, thaakuk sabaai SATARKA.'

TANTRIK: 'Maanush prakriti r 

opor korle ABOHELA; 

prakriti toh 

chalaabeyi DHANGSOLEELA. 

Prithibi ke bachaate gele, 

prakriti ke o toh baachte HOBE; 

taai se o sujog bhujhe thik 

paalta pratisodh NEBE. 

Maanush ee prithibi r sabtheke nisthur 

jontu baa jaanowaar, taai taader ke 

thikmato naa diley uchit SHIKKA; 

ei dharani r sristikarta baa bhagaban o 

kintu bhalo koreyi jaanen, je prakriti ke 

taahole koraa jaabena RAKKHA. 

Prayaschitto ei martya teyi kore jete hobe, 

ei nishtur maanush gulo jato ee paaliye 

beraak, kore onek PAAP; 

ghanoghano kano jharh, nimnochaap ebong 

banya hocche, taar kaaron holo, je prakriti ebaar 

diyeche maanush ke ABHISAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

PBKS HAD THE LAST LAUGH JUST BY 5 RUNS, ON 25.09.2021, AS SRH ENDED AT 120/7 !!!

"By just seeing the surface, it is 

a good batting pitch, it may SEEM; 

but, as a bowler, you can still 

succeed with the SEAM. 

It looked as if PBKS openers 

failed to understand the swinging 

length and did a BLUNDER; 

SRH team was happy as the 

two star batsmen of PBKS were 

sent back to pavilion by Jason HOLDER. 

As the umpire took the final call, 

so, Chris Gayle got out at 14; 

by Rashid Khan with a 

bowling figure of 1/17. 

PBKS reached 125 as Nathan Ellis and 

Harpreet Brar did a decent job with the BAT; 

except Khaleel Ahmed, all the other SRH 

bowlers got at least 1 wicket under their HAT. 

Even in this low scoring match, 

the competition was ON; 

as Mohammed Shami got rid of both 

David Warner and Kane WILLIAMSON. 

As if they were not watching the 

ball when it was getting released 

from Ravi Bishnoi's right PALM; 

wickets of SRH kept on falling, but, at the 

other end, Wriddhiman Saha continued the 

fight by staying comparatively CALM. 

Though at the end, PBKS had 

the last laugh just by 5 runs on 

25.09.2021, as SRH ended at 120/7; 

but, it has been a terrific all-rounder

performance by Jason Holder with 3 wickets 

and with the bat, also scored 47."- Arindam Sain

BHAWANIPORE ER SEAT TAA JAA HOK KORE JETA TAAI HOLO AASOL KATHA; KE KI MON E KORLO, KAAR KI KHOTI HOLO, SEYI NIYE VOTER DER NEYI KONO MATHABYATHA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Bhawanipore 

jodi o Nandigram er mato NOY; 

taah bole ki Bhawanipore er lokjon 

eto ee boka, je bujhbena ABHINOY.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhawanipore e 

kintu naa haarleyi BHAALO; 

noile kintu 'Mini Pakistan' e hobe 

utsav, jwaaliye aatasbaazi r AALO.' 

KALIKINKAR: 'Jeetuk baa haaruk, 

taah bole ki ekta maanush er deho 

ke deowaa jaayena SAMMAN; 

je nadi r jal dhukey tairi holo khaal, 

aaj seyi nadi keyi bolche dobaa, 

kora uchit noy ei dharan er ASAMMAN.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhwanipore er 

seat taa jaa hok kore jeta taai 

holo aasol KATHA; 

ke ki mon e korlo, kaar 

ki khoti holo, seyi niye voter 

der neyi kono MATHABYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain