Wednesday, January 12, 2022

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND, ANY OPPORTUNITY TO KILL ANY TERRORIST SHOULD NOT BE LOST !!!

"MAJOR GENERAL: 'Good evening, 
Bravehearts ! We are here in the 
hunting ground to have a brief SESSION; 
tomorrow at 0400 hours, we will enter 
this dense hilly forest, as destroying all 
the terrorist base camps is our MISSION.'

COMMANDO_01: 'Sir, it is a cloudy weather, if it 
rains like this, the terrorists will not come out of 
their base camps without any serious REASON; 
generally, when they crossed the border, who 
all provided them with sufficient grocery items 
and clothes to survive in the winter SEASON.

MAJOR GENERAL: 'Our Intelligence Officers 
have already arrested the local suppliers 
cum traitors who helped those TERRORISTS; 
unlike in the cases of special cops, we don't 
know how many terrorists are hiding, we 
don't have any 'database' or 'HIT LISTS'.'

COMMANDO_02: 'Sir, it is 
indeed a rough TERRAIN; 
to make it more difficult, tomorrow 
those dark clouds may RAIN.'

MAJOR GENERAL: 'Forget about the climatic 
conditions, maybe, it is a blessing in disguise, 
we are here to kill them at any COST; 
no matter what happens, to protect our 
motherland, any opportunity to kill any 
terrorist should not be LOST.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

KICHU ADBHUT SIDDHANTO DEKHE MON E HOCCHE, JE CORONA VIRUS BODHOY GANGAJAL KE BHOY PAAYE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Suni sudhu shilanyaas er GALPO; 
sesh aar hoyna kono PRAKALPO. 
Sanchay khaata e taaka dhukche 
proti maash e alpo ALPO; 
kintu shashak dal ahonkaari hole, 
sadharan maanush khoje boiki er BIKALPO.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo kore bojho 
tobe, ek joteel ANKO; 
rajnoitik netaa der dekhle bodhoy 
'Corona Virus' er o hoy AATANKO. 
Ei 'Corona Virus' bhoy peye, school, college 
aar local train e giye lukiye thaake BODHOY; 
ebaar school e 'Pass-Fail' er niyam taa 
abaar firiye aanleyi kintu bhalo HOY.'

BABLA: 'Sarkaari taaka toh 
onek hocche NASTO; 
othocho niyog neyi, bojhena keyu 
shikkito bekaar yuvak yuvati der KASTO. 
Nijeder nichu tala r durnitigrasto 
netaa der opor neyi kono NIYANTRAN; 
othocho 'Bengal Summit' hole, baro baro 
shilpopati der kore boiki AMANTRAN.'

BALA: 'Shikka o Swasthya 
daftar er parikathamo r 
hoyeni tamon kono UNNATI; 
barong gostidwando r jerey, eto 
taai kolusito hoyeche rajneeti, je, 
din din hocche aaro ABONATI. 
Kichu adbhut siddhanto dekhe mon e hocche, je 
Corona virus bodhoy gangajal ke bhoy PAAYE; 
nijera ee mene cholun 'Corona Bidhi', etaai 
ekhan ekmaatro bhalo UPAAYE.'"- Arindam Sain


Saturday, January 8, 2022

WASTAGE OF VALUABLE TIME FOR ACTUALLY NOTHING; MAYBE, THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF BRANCH PREMISES LEVEL 'PASSBOOK PRINTING' !!!

"Wastage of valuable time 
for actually NOTHING; 
maybe, that is the beauty of branch 
premises level 'Passbook PRINTING'. 
Even the funny part by the top management 
is, that no separate ID and Password for 
passbook printing is provided, in any 
PSU Bank organizational STRUCTURE; 
so, a staff CBS ID remains busy for 
passbook printing only, oh ! my God ! 
in almost all the branches of PSU 
Banksit is the same PICTURE. 
Make it mandatory to 
provide ATM cards to all the 
customers who are LITERATE; 
a 'Passbook Kiosk' is a 
necessity in any busy PSU 
Bank branch without any DEBATE. 
State Bank of India has protected 
almost all their busy branches from 
becoming overcrowded unnecessarily 
by implementing 'SBI e-CORNER'; 
and it is indeed a masterstroke 
strategy, so, the other PSU Banks 
must think of implementing kiosks 
in a similar MANNER."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, January 6, 2022

THE 'COMEDIAN' IS PLAYING THE GAME; BUT, IT IS INDEED A 'NATIONAL SHAME' !!!

"A special enquiry must be 
conducted under the department 
of 'Indian INTELLIGENCE'; 
that in Punjab, regarding the 
'Prime Minister Convoy', why 
was there such a NEGLIGENCE. 
The 'Comedian' is playing the GAME; 
but, it is indeed a 'National SHAME'. 
It indirectly proves that those 
so called farmers were all FAKE; 
and the Khalistani terrorists are also 
behind it, as it is a deal of 'Give and TAKE.' 
Even the Policemen and the 
District Magistrate may be 
involved, though, it is not quite CLEAR; 
but, strict punishment is required for the 
real culprits, otherwise, in future, there 
will be no 'Professional Ethics' FEAR. 
The 'Captain' of Punjab 
has the edge as he is still 
having a good POPULARITY; 
no matter, whatever game 
that 'Comedian' plays with 
'PM Convoy' SECURITY."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

EBAAR PRASHASHAN ER EKTU KARRHA HOWAA PROYOJON !!!

"Jekhaane maanush er jeevan 
niye 'Corona Virus' khelche KHELA; 
sekhaane naa hoy apatoto bandho ee 
thaaklo je kono nirbachan aar MELA. 
Ebaar prashashan er ektu 
karrha howaa PROYOJON; 
kibhabhe anumoti pacche, ki kore 
hocche etogulo BONBHOJON. 
Emniteyi konkone thaanda, 
taate Corona virus er baarti 
suvidha hobaar ee KATHA; 
'Omicron' e kaasi khub ekta hobena, 
kintu naak diye jwal porte thaakbe aar 
korbe maatha byatha o gaa BYATHA. 
Aager Corona e jyamon 
khabaar er swaad khub 
ektaa paaowa jeto NAA; 
'Omicron' e kintu serokom 
kichu neyi, kaajeyi swasthyakar 
khaabar korun khub kore RANNA. 
Jebhabheyi hok 
naa kano, jwar ke kintu 
raakhteyi hobe KAABU;
prashashan er proti ektaa ee aabedan je, 
raasta r gorib asohaaye lokeder jonnyo 
taairi hok 'seetkaalin raatri niwaas TNAABU'. 
Ektu adhtu yoga 
naa hoy korlen, ektu 
holeyo paaben UPOKAAR; 
sabaar aagey ei soityo probaaho theke 
baachun, taai nijer shorir ke jato taa 
sambhab dheke raakha DARKAAR. 
Ghar e, ghar e, praaye sabaar ee golaa korbe 
khush khush, moteyo paaben naa BHOY; 
seetkaal e, aabhaowaa r paribartan er jonnyo, 
sadharanato erokom ee HOY."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

THE 'THIRD WAVE' OF ANY PANDEMIC DISEASE PERIOD IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS; YOU NEVER KNOW, WHEN IT WILL SHOW THE CHARACTER OF 'FAST AND FURIOUS' !!!

"The 'Third Wave' of any 
pandemic disease period 
is always DANGEROUS; 
you never know, when it 
will show the character 
of 'Fast and FURIOUS'. 
In the initial stage, 
it may play with your 
mind by remaining MILD; 
the moment you underestimate 
it, you are in the trap and then it 
will show that it is actually WILD. 
If your intestine requires three times 
a day to clear the excretory system 
fully, there is no SHAME; 
rather the allopathy medicines 
usually clear all cough through intestine, 
that is an important part of the GAME. 
If you are down with cough and 
cold, reduce consumption of 
alcohol and avoid SMOKING; 
even if you are in an isolation, 
don't sit idle, inside that room, 
sometimes keep WALKING. 
In Bangabhoomi, consuming 
some juice of 'Hot Gur Rasogolla' 
is an added ADVANTAGE; 
a spoon of 'Chyawanprash' daily, 
is strongly recommended for 
the people of any AGE. 
After having a meal, 
chew a clove or a 
'Bengali Paan LEAF'; 
for a sore throat, lemon drops 
with some salt will surely 
give you some RELIEF. 
After breakfast, consume two drops 
of 'Rhus Toxicodendron', after lunch, 
consume two drops of 'Belladonna' and 
two drops of 'Nux Vomica' after DINNER; 
avoid 'Gutkha' type products too as any 
type of tobacco consumption hampers 
the immunity power, rather regard 'Ajwain' 
or 'Saunf' as a healthy mouth FRESHENER. 
At present, the three 
repeatitive magical 
word for any NATION; 
is 'Vaccination', 
'Vaccination', and
'VACCINATION'."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, January 1, 2022

THE YEAR OF 2022 CAN BE A GOOD YEAR; IF YOUR ATTITUDE IS POSITIVE TO MARCH AHEAD WITHOUT ANY FEAR !!!

"The year of 2022 
can be a good YEAR; 
if your attitude is positive to 
march ahead without any FEAR. 
After vaccination, how 
to beat the VIRUS; 
it depends on how disciplined 
you are, it is completely on US. 
Indian economy is bouncing back, so wear 
up the running shoes, tie up the LACE; 
the racing track is yours, you set up 
your strategies with your own PACE. 
There will be some 
mega recruitment DRIVE; 
but, be fully prepared, as 
the fittest only SURVIVE. 
Don't believe in any political leaders, 
just believe in your eyes and ears 
only to know the REALITY; 
then only, you can do comparison 
with your global competitors in 
terms of product QUALITY. 
From day one of this year, 
just chalk out actually what 
are the goals you have to SET; 
don't worry, even if you fail due to external 
factors, but, still, you must keep on trying to 
reach nearer to the TARGET."- Arindam Sain