MAACH HOLO EMON EKTI AAMISH KHABAAR, JAA SHORIR ER POKKHE KHOTIKARAK NOY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Konodin kono daktaar 

ke bolte sunechen, jeh maach 

khete, koreche BAARAN; 

maach holo emon ekti aamish 

khabaar, jaa shorir er pokkhe khotikarak 

noy, eta ee holo aasol KAARAN. 

Taar opor maach hoy onek 

rakam er, ek ekta r royeche 

bisesh boishisto o DHARAN; 

eta toh asweekar kore laabh neyi, jeh, 

Chingri, Eelish, Bhetki, Kaatla, Koi, Pomfret, 

Puti o Morola maach er swaad ASADHARAN.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! Etogulo r

naam suney, jeev e jwal ese jacche

moshaai, satyi ee dhonyo bangaali r 

maach o taar BANGAALIYANA; 

sab kotaa r moddheyi bibhinno swaad 

ache boiki, aar sorshe r tel er ektu jhaanjh 

thaakle toh moshaai, katha ee neyi, 

ekkebaare 'ahlaade AATKHAANA'. 

Murgi gulo toh injection diye baro kora 

aar raktochaap jacche bere, jeyi naa  

khacchi khaasi r maangsho OTIRIKTO; 

taai ekhan theke sudhu maach aar noile 

niramish khaabo, jodi o, ei niyam maana 

taa besh bhalo ee SHAKTO.'"- Arindam Sain

THE SUBJECT OF 'ASTROLOGY' IS QUITE STRANGE, AS PER SOME PEOPLE, IT IS THE SCIENCE BASED ON PAST STATISTICS !!!

"ROYAL ASTROLOGER: 'Your 

Highness ! All the planets are 

getting positioned in a straight LINE; 

now, you can take risks to implement 

all the innovative ideas and 

everything will be FINE.'

KING: 'Generally, I have no such faith 

in any astrological PREDICTION; 

as all of them sounds like any 

fairytale or fantastic FICTION.'

HERMIT: 'The subject of 'Astrology' is 

quite strange, as per some people, it is 

the science based on past STATISTICS; 

but, even if you regard it as a superstition, 

there is no harm in implementing some 

new strategies and TACTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

BAAJICHE MELA R MAADAL; MELA E JAABO CHAL !!!

"Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 
mela e jaabo CHAL.

Orey Kalindi, tu aaji korishni 

mor saathe aar KONDAL; 

emnitey garam porise katto, 

jehetu hoy naai BAADAL. 

Haalka nasha choribe, 

khaaile MOHUA; 

surjyasto r por e, jungle e 

boyibe mridu thanda HAAOA. 

Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 

mela e jaabo CHAL.

Purnima raat e, koribi 

mora prem, o mor KALINDI; 

mela e tu ke mu kini dibi 

churi aar onekgula BINDI. 

Khaaibo papad bhaja, ghugni, 

gajaa, jilaapi aar karrha e bhajha 

garam garam chotto chotto RASOGOLLA; 

maadal er taal e, taal e, naachibo 

dujon e, tarpor dujon e choribo, 

sab rakam er NAAGARDOLA. 

Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 

mela e jaabo CHAL."- Arindam Sain

TNETUL JWAL MESHAANO CHHOLA R CHHAATU DIYE OL BHAATE !!!

"GOPAL: 'Jaa garam poreche, 

kichu ee khete bhalo laagchena, 

mukh e jano hoyeche ARUCHI; 

amaake emni bhaath daal tarkaari 

khete de barong, por e onyodin 

naa hoy khaabo chola r dal aar LUCHI.'

GOBINDO: 'Aggey, jaa bolechen 

kartababu, kaalbaisakhi r purbabhaas 

diyeche, katodin toh hoye GALO; 

kintu garam toh bereyi 

choleche, oi jharh aar 

bristi, koi aar ELO.'

GOPAL: 'Haan re Gobindo, eita ki 

baaniyechish re, aloo bhaate toh NOY; 

besh onyorakam kichu 

baaniyechish mon e HOY.'

GOBINDO: 'Ekdum thik dhorechen 

kartababu, tnetul jwal e mishiye dilaam 

chhola r chhaatu ektu KHAANI; 

tarpor oitaa r saathe sorshe r tel, piyaaz, 

lanka diye maakhiye dilaam ol, besh bhalo ee 

khete laagche, se aami JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

BARAF ! BARAF ! 10 PAISA, 20 PAISA BAA 50 PAISA E BARAF NIYE JAAN !!!

"BARAFWALA: 'Baraf ! Baraf ! 10 paisa, 

20 paisa baa 50 paisa e baraf niye JAAN; 

ei saada, khoyeri aar kamala baraf 

khele, juriye jaabe PRAAN.'

BABLOO: 'Orrey, ke achish kothay, 

oi barafwala ke ghirey raakh oi 

gobheer nalkoop er DHAARE; 

aami aaschi ekhhuni ghar theke, 

50 paisa niye, dekhish, tatokhone 

jano oi barafwala palaate naa PAARE.'

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BABOOL: 'Thakurda, o thakurda, 

daao naa go ek TAAKA; 

khub baraf testa peyeche ei 

garam e, aar je jaayena THAAKA.'

THAKURDA: 'Besh, besh, ei ne TOBE; 

duto aanbi, ete duto hoye JAABE.'

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BABLA: 'Jhatpath oi khoyeri 

rang er baraf taa daao DEKHINI; 

noile oi taao sesh 

hoye jaabe EKHANI.'

BARAFWALA: 'Aah ! Aar katokkhon 

aatke raakhbi tora AMAARE; 

oi baansh er bridge periye, jete 

hobe je khaal er OPAARE.'

BALA: 'Ektu pore tomaar baaksho r 

sab baraf hoye jaabe sesh, peye 

jaabe tumi sathik DAAM; 

ekhaane sabaai baraf khete khub ee 

bhalobashe, mon e rekho, jeh, eta Sainpara, 

Bhubannagar GRAAM."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT SOIL EROSION ONLY, BUT IT HAPPENS IN CASE OF BONES ALSO !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Your legs are in the 

preliminary stage of 'Bone EROSION'; 

so, it is advised to keep your knees 

under doctor's SUPERVISION.'

PATIENT: 'We have heard about 

soil erosion only, but, it happens in 

case of bones also, quite SURPRISING; 

maybe, nowadays, the cases 

of these types of disease based 

on bones are INCREASING.'

DOCTOR: 'Try to eat more milk or 

milk products, and give your legs 

the much needed RELAXATION; 

wear branded shoes only which provides 

more comfort and walk slowly when you 

feel 'knee INFLAMMATION.'"- Arindam Sain

AFTER PAYING THE PREMIUM, IF YOU STILL DON'T GET THE INSURANCE COVER; THEN, FOR THAT INSURANCE COMPANY, THE GAME IS OVER !!!

"After paying the premium, if you 

still don't get the insurance COVER; 

then, for that insurance company, 

the game is OVER. 

If the message from the top 

is not reaching at the ROOT; 

then, it is a feasible option 

to go for a 'System REBOOT'. 

If both the teams are respectively 

winning the central level and 

state level tournament CUP; 

then there is no 

doubt that there is 

a 'high level GOT UP'. 

Therefore, out of frustration 

and anger, one may look for 

another alternative SOLUTION; 

but, the victory against corruption 

and cruelty cannot be achieved 

without any big REVOLUTION."- Arindam Sain