MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 11.04.2023 !!!

"It was a day for a good bowling 

performance by both Piyush and JASON; 

Warner acted like a cool spectator at the 

other end, after scoring half a TON. 

Axar accelerated fully by changing the GEAR; 

MI started the chase without any FEAR. 

The 'Hitman' had to play the skipper's 

knock today to maintain his REPUTATION; 

Ishan got run out due 

to a slight HESITATION. 

After Tilak's dismissal, the game 

slightly started to TRANSFORM; 

as Mukesh Sharma's second victim 

is Suryakumar who is not in good FORM. 

Porel had to jump to respond to the 

throw made by DC's DAVID; 

on 11.04.2023, DC accepted defeat by 6 wickets 

due to a great dive by MI's DAVID."- Arindam Sain

ON 10.04.2023, LSG WON BY 1 WICKET IN THE LAST BALL !!!

"Virat dominated like a King, 

along with his CAPTAIN; 

are you missing AB de Villiers, don't worry 

dude, Faf du Plessis is here to ENTERTAIN. 

Maxwell showed again, 

what talent he has GOT; 

RCB scored 212 as for LSG bowlers, all 

the three top RCB batsmen were too HOT. 

Siraj got an early wicket 

to create a SENSATION; 

whereas Parnell also got success as he 

was moving the ball in outswing DIRECTION. 

You may have hardly expected 

Stoinis to DELIVER; 

but, he is a very valuable player 

indeed, don't rule him out EVER. 

After the golden 

moment of MARCUS; 

it was the platinum 

moment by NICHOLAS. 

Badoni's bat touched the 

stump and his wicket FELL; 

in the last over, two wickets 

were taken by Harshal PATEL. 

Karthik fumbled and Avesh 

responded to Ravi's CALL; 

hence, on 10.04 2023, LSG won 

by 1 wicket in the last BALL."- Arindam Sain

FOR AN HONEST COP LIKE ME, DUTY COMES FIRST, FRIENDSHIP COMES MUCH LATER, SO I WILL RAID AND ARREST !!!

"BUSINESSMAN: 'After a long time, it is a 

pleasure to see my school life friends in 

a dining table of my restaurant AGAIN; 

'Happy Friendship Day' to you all, but, 

one of you raided my hotel last month, 

which gave me so much PAIN. 

Why so much strict vigilance on any HOTEL; 

why not on any girls HOSTEL !' 

POLICEMAN: 'Who told you to go for a tie-up 

with a hotel booking app which is promising to 

the customer a safe, temporary 'naughty NEST'; 

for an honest cop like me, duty 

comes first, friendship comes much 

later, so, I will raid and ARREST. 

Nowadays, even webcam business 

is booming and 99% of those webcam 

girls are involved in this heinous BUSINESS; 

so many BPO staffs were also getting involved in 

it, but, after getting some 'written whipping' from 

Corporate HR level, that number is now LESS.'

DETECTIVE: 'Not only that, even a racket 

like 'Bharatpur Gang' operates by using these 

webcam girls who generally wears a MASK; 

but, in this era of artificial intelligence (AI) 

tools and sophisticated apps, recognising 

their face has become a very easy TASK.'

LAWYER: 'Even I get many 

cases, where on this webcam 

issue only, a divorce case 

gets filed by a SPOUSE; 

the husband politely says, 'kindly get 

separated from me as I have a social dignity, 

you better continue this heinous business 

by staying at your boyfriend's HOUSE. 

Also, in a recent divorce case hearing, a 

housewife said, 'Adultery is no more a CRIME; 

I often enjoy with my new boyfriend as 

my husband gives me less TIME.'

POLICEMAN: 'Many people do blame the 

cops like us, just for any reason, but, 

sometimes, to save our Indian tradition and 

culture, we are bound to take strict ACTION; 

otherwise, in the entire socio-economic 

equilibrium based on tradition, family honour, 

faith, morality, true love, institution of marriage, 

it has a very bad REACTION.'"- Arindam Sain

RINKU SINGH HITS 5 SIXES IN A ROW TO DEFEAT GT BY 3 WICKETS ON 09.04.2023 !!!

"Wriddhiman got dismissed due to 

an excellent catch by JAGADEESAN; 

a half a ton got scored 

by Sai SUDARSAN. 

By just playing 24 deliveries, Vijay 

Shankar remained unbeaten at 63; 

Sunil Narine of KKR kept on taking 

wickets and ended up at 33/3. 

KKR lost two early wickets while 

chasing a huge target of 205; 

Nitish Rana led from the 

front to score a rapid 45. 

KKR was at the driver's seat, but, 

after the dismissal of Venkatesh Iyer 

at his individual score of 83; 

Rashid Khan of GT roared and started 

hunting like a lion to get a hattrick and 

suddenly his bowling figure became 37/3. 

As in the last over, 29 runs 

were required to WIN, 

everyone thought that the match was over for 

KKR, but, one batsman still had a hope WITHIN. 

Six over boundaries were scored 

in an over of a match by Yuvraj SINGH; 

on 09.04.2023, 5 over boundaries were scored 

in the the last over by KKR's Rinku SINGH. 

29 runs is the highest ever runs 

chased in the last over of any 

match in  IPL history so FAR; 

KKR won by 3 wickets, though, 

Venkatesh also played well, but, 

Rinku is the real SUPERSTAR."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 81 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 06.04.2023 !!!

"Both Willey and Karn each 

failed to convert the opportunity 

of the hat-trick BALL; 

the way Gurbaz was batting, 

it seemed as if for him, the Eden 

Gardens ground was quite SMALL. 

Trying to reverse sweep by Gurbaz 

was indeed a bad EXPERIMENT; 

Rinku Singh came in and as usual, 

showed his cool TEMPERAMENT. 

In 12 overs, KKR was 

94/5 at that STAGE; 

suddenly, Shardul Thakur 

emerged as a surprise PACKAGE. 

Even after Willey's excellent bowling 

figure of 16/2, RCB was in a SHOCK; 

because Shardul Thakur's 68 runs in 

just 29 balls is indeed a splendid KNOCK. 

Virat and Faf 

started WELL; 

but, Varun and Sunil 

had a fairytale to TELL. 

KKR scored 

a massive 204; 

and it looked impossible to chase 

for RCB as Varun's bowling figure is 15/4. 

On 06.04.2023, RCB got 

bowled out at 123; 

even, the KKR's new bowler, 

Suyash ended up at 30/3."- Arindam Sain

WE SMELLED THE POLITICAL CONNECTION AND UNDERSTOOD WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE REAL INTENTION !!!

"ISF SUPPORTER: 'Due to repeated 

corruption and barbarism on our community 

also, we are also angry, it is a FACT; 

now, the 'Sagardighi' result is an example 

of a revolt of the common people, so, 

obviously, they had to REACT. 

Just before any election, 

they always try to play 

the card of COMMUNALISM; 

in this very same Bangabhoomi, 

why were there no religious clashes, 

when there was 'COMMUNISM'.'

RSS SUPPORTER: 'Yes, you guys 

are right, because, within 24 hours, 

we are experts in taking ACTION; 

but, we smelled the political 

connection and understood what 

is actually the real INTENTION. 

They are doing these things with 

the help of their party level goons, 

to divert the public's ATTENTION; 

from the issues of corruption 

from top to bottom level of their 

inefficient ADMINISTRATION.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI TEH ONEKGULO GHATANA E, POLICE KANO PAALAN KORE NIRAB DARSAK ER BHUMIKA !!!

"Bangabhoomi teh onekgulo 

ghatana e, police kano paalan 

kore nirab darsak er BHUMIKA; 

ete ki kono rajnoitik uddesyo 

ache, er pechone ki royeche 

kono khalnayak ba KHALNAYIKA. 

Prashna gulo r uttar 

praaye sabaar ee JAANA; 

tahole aar deri kano, dheere 

dheere cnhhete din DAANA. 

Keyu keyu hoyto bolche je, 

sudhu oi utsav holei, kano 

hoy jhamela baa GANDAGOL; 

maane ek prakaar bolei dicche, thakur ghar 

e ke dhukechilo, ei oshikkito murkho lok 

gulo na jane itihaas aar na jaane BHUGOL. 

Ekta samay ei police kato sakriyo 

chilo, ei police er sathe kora 

hoto 'Scotland Yard' er TULONA; 

aar ekhan eto taai apadharto hoyeche, 

je District Court er ukeel ra o, police 

ke kore daye TULODHONA. 

Sadharan maanush er sathe 

bhalo samparka raakhle, tobei 

na bistarito hobe maanush er 

buddhimatta r ANTARJAAL; 

sadharan maanush ee jodi khepe 

thake ei police er opor, tahole taara 

kano tathya debe, je kothay kon 

duskriti, ki korche AAJKAAL."- Arindam Sain