'CHOR ! CHOR ! CHOR !', OI SHONO CHITKAAR; HOYECHE ERA SABAI DURNITI R SHIKAAR !!!

"'Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 

hoyeche era sabai 

durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Hoyeche khoon 
o BALATKAAR; 
tene heenchre niye 
giye koreche SATKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Aayeen shrinkhala 
rakkha r dwaityo KAAR; 
putul er mato daariye 
thake era, ekdum NIRBIKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Oli te, goli te, para e, 
para e, bereche BEKAAR; 
chakri o hoyeche churi, charidike 
aartonad aar HAHAKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Badli aar humki r naam e, 
kereche pratibaad er o ADHIKAAR; 
kano mahargya bhaata deowa 
hobena, chai er PRATIKAAR.

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR."- Arindam Sain

TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM AIR POLLUTION, IT IS BETTER TO WEAR A MASK !!!

"PATIENT: 'Sometimes, I sneeze 

several times for 2-3 minutes, though, 

I don't have an allergy to eggs as SUCH; 

even, only on two or three days 

in a week, I eat boiled eggs, I 

don't think it is too MUCH. 

Sometimes, at midnight, I feel 

some breathing problems too, 

as if I am an 'Asthma' PATIENT; 

though, it is true that I do 

have allergy to any medicine 

which has 'Sulphur' CONTENT.'

DOCTOR: 'I have checked all your medical 

test reports, you have allergy to DUST; 

so, whether at home or in the workplace, 

a clean environment is a MUST. 

In developed cities around the 

world, 'Air Pollution' is going to 

become a dangerous PROBLEM; 

they have cut down trees to do rapid 

development, now, you have to survive in 

this concrete jungle, instead of blaming THEM. 

The 'Corona Virus' is not so dangerous 

nowadays, but, to protect yourself from 

air pollution, it is better to wear a MASK; 

or even a handkerchief 

can be used, it is not 

at all a tough TASK. 

For all the working people, 

I also give an ADVICE; 

to wash their face in a day in working 

hours at least TWICE.'"- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 9 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 05.05.2023 !!!

"As they are playing against RR, a strong 

team, so, Hardik Pandya made it SURE; 

to implement the strategy of 

'prevention is better than CURE'. 

Hardik bowled two successive 

deliveries on the leg side to Butler, but, 

in the next ball, he changed his PLAN; 

Mohit Sharma made no 

mistake in taking the catch 

and Hardik Pandya got his MAN. 

It was a run out, so, Jaiswal departs, 

and for GT, it was a time to PARTY; 

before going back to the pavilion, 

Samson could only contribute 30. 

The Afghan wrist spinner, 

Noor Ahmad's age is just 18; 

but, what a fantastic spin bowling 

by him, the spectators have SEEN. 

Padikkal had no answer to that 

particular delivery by NOOR; 

and the bowling delivery by Rashid Khan 

to bowled out Ashwin was a 'KOHINOOR'. 

The GT spinners took 5 wickets and what 

a throw by Abhinav from the deep to make 

a direct hit, hence, RR got all out at 118; 

Trent Boult slightly injured a cameraman 

by hitting a six and is the second highest 

scorer for RR by scoring just 15. 

Not only in wicketkeeping in the 

bowling of two good leg spinners, but, 

also, in batting, Wriddhiman Saha 

showed, what class he has GOT; 

it is a good sign for GT that Wriddhiman 

is getting some runs, only the time 

will tell whether he will be selected 

in the Indian team or NOT. 

Hardik Pandya led from the front 

with full aggression and AUTHORITY; 

and GT won by 9 wickets with ease on 

05.05.2023 at the 'Pink CITY'."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 04.05.2023 !!!

"KKR decided to bat first, but, within 

2 overs, 2 wickets fell due to JANSEN; 

Rana roared and scored 42 runs 

after coming out of the DEN. 

If in this KKR team, you can 

completely rely on SOMEONE; 

then it is Rinku Singh, due to whose 

46 runs, KKR managed to score 171. 

KKR bowlers gave a perfect start, 

to dismiss Abhishek Sharma, what 

a dive it was by Andre RUSSELL; 

in an over, Rahul Tripathi did give 

a tough challenge to Andre, but, 

in that over only, his wicket FELL. 

Anukul Roy knew what an 

important wicket he TOOK; 

because, the name of that 

SRH batsman is Harry BROOK. 

Klaasen and Markram were really 

steering the match in favour of 

SRH by playing sensible CRICKET; 

but, the scenario of the match on 

04.05.2023 suddenly changed when 

KKR got each of their WICKET. 

To the SRH fans, 

Abdul Samad still 

gave some HOPE; 

but, KKR won by 5 runs, as to score 

more runs against Chakravarthy, 

there is very little SCOPE."- Arindam Sain

DC WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST GT ON 02.05.2023 !!!

"On 02.05.2023, from the very first 

ball, Salt also felt that 'Sher Shami' is 

in a terrific mood to hunt and ROAR; 

what a 'jugalbandi' of 'Shami-Saha', and 

Saha did take one outstanding catch, 

whereas, Shami ended at 11/4. 

Aman Hakim Khan got his 

maiden fifty by sailing the boat very 

carefully while rowing UPSTREAM; 

Ripal Patel gave him good support 

and 130 runs got scored by DC TEAM. 

Khalil gave the perfect 

start that Warner WANTED; 

Hardik led from the front 

and, as usual, DOMINATED. 

Some whispers are round the 

corner about the special slower 

deliveries by Mohit SHARMA; 

but, to bowl out Vijay Shankar, 

what a beautiful delivery it 

was by Ishant SHARMA. 

Kuldeep bowled smartly 

and kept it TIGHT; 

but, Tewatia with back to back 3 

overboundaries, continued the FIGHT. 

All the efforts made by the GT 

batsmen went into VAIN; 

as at 125 runs, DC 

stopped the GT TRAIN."- Arindam Sain

THOUGH YOU ARE THE KINGMAKER, BUT, AS YOU DON'T LIKE ANY THORN, YOU NEVER SIT ON ANY THRONE !!!

"ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'You don't 

have to worry about your KARMA; 

as you have in your personality, 

the power of CHARISMA.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'I believe 

in creating my destiny by efficient 

and effective EXECUTION; 

wherever possible, even with 

amateur teammates and unfavorable 

conditions, I try to bring a REVOLUTION.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'During the 

battle, in the battlefield, you hardly 

show your SUPREMACY; 

but, at the end of day, you 

emerge victorious in that battle 

due to your shrewd DIPLOMACY. 

Just like 'Krishna', by your motivating 

speeches, you know how to create an 

'Arjun' for a 'Karna' in any WARZONE; 

though, you are the Kingmaker, 

but, as you don't like any thorn, 

you never sit on any THRONE. 

You have a charming personality 

with a 'Krishna EFFECT'; 

as if, you are here with 

the 'Love' virus to INFECT. 

Even if you are committed to 

a relationship, unintentionally, you 

will still slip in love, to have multiple 

relationships, if you really do RETROSPECT; 

but, in each and 

every relationship, to 

your true lovers, you must 

always give love and RESPECT.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'My goodness, 

not only in gymnastics, the Russian girls 

are also, really so good at ESPIONAGE; 

join our Indian intelligence bureau 

department, don't worry, you can 

remain underground at any STAGE.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'Rather, 

I request you to become a devotee 

of 'Shri Krishna', after all, without pure 

love, the human life is MEANINGLESS; 

by dancing while chanting, 

'Hare Krishna, Hare Rama', you 

will really find the ultimate 

peace and HAPPINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

GORU CHOR ETODIN DHORE KORECHE ONEKGULO GORU CHURI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Goru chor etodin dhore 

koreche onekgulo goru CHURI; 

taai parakkhobhabe bolte chaiche je 

ekmatro ei goru churi tei royeche BAHADURI.'

BABOOL: 'Ki aar bolbo, e byata 

emon ee ekta behaaya BABA; 

je taar jonnyo, taar meye r ghaarrhe ese 

poreche kendriyo goyenda sanshta r THAABA.'

BABLA: 'Nehaat saamne nirbachan ache, 

taai rekheche putul er mato SAAJIYE; 

jei nirbachan e jeete jaabe, omni baar 

kore debe, dhaak dhol BAAJIYE.' 

BALA: 'Aar ekta dal, seyi Netaji Subhash 

theke Pranab Mukherjee parjyonto, 

chirokal 'Bangaali Bidweshi' ee ROILO; 

eder ee ekta ukeel er jonnyo, ekjon sat 

ebong sahosi bicharpati r theke 

katogulo case sorano HOLO.'"- Arindam Sain