SUDHU JAA HOK KORE MASHAARI TAANGALEI HOBENA, BHALO KORE GNUJTE HOBE BICHANA R CHAARIPASHE !!!

"Sudhu jaa hok kore mashaari taangalei 
hobena, bhalo kore gnujte hobe 
bichana r CHAARIPASHE;
mashaari r bhetor e, 
masha gulo tuk kore dhuke 
pore, jano muchki muchki HAASE.
Sakaal e ektu holud mishiyei 
barong doodh taa KHAAO; 
garam bhaath e, besh tripti korei 

barong 'Neem-Begoon' taa MAKHAAO. 

Hok na ektu beshi daami, 
tobu seta kintu 'AAPEL';
aasol samay, ei phal kintu 
thik dekhiye debe KHEL.
Jwar hoyeche, gnaat e, 
gnaat e BYATHA;
ekta 'Paracetamol' tablet khelei 
holo, e aar emon ki baro KATHA.
Rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 
khete icche korche BODHOY; 
ektu beshi kore pnepe diye oi 
maangsho taa ranna korle bhalo HOY.
Bikel bela e, besh ektu beet noon 
diye khaowa jaak dnaasa PEYAARA; 
Baari r aashepashe joma jwal soraate, 

pourasabha r kormi raa DISHEHAARA.
Beshi kore paan karo daab er JWAL;
aar beshi kore khaao rash jaatiyo PHAL."- Arindam Sain

THODI MOHABBAT KA MIJAAJ AUR MAAHOL BAANE, TOH HO JAAYE ZINDAGI SHAANDAAR !!!

"Bechara Rajkumar bhi kya karein, 
usko toh hain ek susheel, sundari 
Rajkumari ki ZAROORAT;
Gulaab mein hain nahi
khushboo, kaante hee sahi, lekin 
phir bhi hain kitni KHUBSOORAT.
Pata nahi tum ho KAHAAN; 
dhundu tumhein yahaan WAHAAN.
Ekbaar mil jaaye kahi, toh 
kar de pyar ka IZHAAR;
aashiq banne ke liye, 
yeh dil hain BEKARAAR. 
Naa jaane kahaan kahaan 
le jaati hain yeh ZINDAGI;
kabhi pheesalta hoon, kabhi sambhalta 
hoon, par ho hee jaate hain DILLAGI.
Pata nahi Rajkumari kab 
kish modh pe MILEGI; 
aur Rajkumar ki yeh 
dil ko chura LEGI. 
Zindagi ek jung hain, par 
hain bade MAZEDAAR;
thodi mohabbat ka mizaaj aur maahol 
baane, toh ho jaaye zindagi SHAANDAAR."- Arindam Sain
 

KATOBAAR TUMI BOLECHILE SEEMA; JE KORIYE NITEY EKTI JEEVAN BEEMA !!!

"MAANAB: 'Hey Yamraj, daya kore 

martya teh ekbaar paathiye din 

amaake, ei chithi taa sudhu diye 

aasbo amar ardhangini r KACHE; 

ki aar bolbo dukkher katha, 

ekhano amaar aatma 
pacchena je shaanti, onek 
kichu je ekhano bolaar ACHE.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Mama baari r 
abdaar pele NAAKI;
tumi aar firte paarbena martya teh, 
tomaar shorir e praan aar nei BAAKI.

YAMRAJ: 'Aah ! Chitragupta, tumi 
dekhchi baro ee BICHITRA; 
Yamdut ke diye paathiye ee daao prithibi 

te, ei premik maanav er PREMPATRA.' 

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MALA: 'Seema Di, kaparh gulo 
melte giye dekhi, ei chithi ta 
pore chilo chaadh er KONEY; 
chithi ta khule paro dekhini 
bhalo kore, hotath oikhaanei baa 
chithi ta porechilo ki KAARONEY.'

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"Katobaar tumi bolechile SEEMA; 
je koriye nitey ekti jeevan BEEMA.
Bike taa r jeevan beema chilo 
kora, Police er BHOY; 
paache jodi jakhan takhan 500 
taaka jorimana ditey HOY. 
Parikkha ee sudhu diye 
gelaam, chaakri aar HOYENA; 
tobu oi je kabiguru r katha, 'britha 
asha morite morite o MORENA.'
Sedin raasta e khub ee bheerh 
chilo, kataar e kataar e bekaar 
parikhaarthi, dite gechilum, 'TET'; 
baari ferbaar samay durghatana 
ta ghotlo, hoyto benche jetaam, 
jodi portaam HELMET.
Tomar jonyo kichu 
ee rekhe jete 
paarlam na AAMI; 
hoyto tumi o mon e mon e 
bhabcho, 'kano je kono jeevan 
beema koreni aamaar SWAMI.
Katobaar tumi bolechile SEEMA;
je koriye nitey ekti jeevan BEEMA.""- Arindam Sain

NON WORKING WOMEN ARE JUST MISUSING THE LOOPHOLES OF THE 'HINDU' MARRIAGE ACT' WHICH REQUIRES SOME AMENDMENT !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Had you been of some 
other community, your life would 
have been full of happiness and 
so much ENTERTAINMENT;
non working women are just 
misusing the loopholes of 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act' which 
requires some AMENDMENT.
Just like 'Honey Trap', by 
filing a fake domestic violence 
case, the non working women 
are doing money making BUSINESS; 
in the High Courts also, the learned 
Judges must be proactive to clear out 
these cases, because keeping these 
cases as 'pending', are MEANINGLESS.'

MALCOLM: 'If the arrest warrant is 

issued, don't apply for a BAIL; 
for 48 hours, try to 
remain inside the JAIL.
As per Corporate HR policies, you 

will automatically get suspended from 

your job, so, you will become JOBLESS;
in the High Court, you will say, 'I cannot 
pay any money to her as I am 
unemployed now, your HIGHNESS'.
Try to get a job in a 
foreign firm or MNC with 
a job posting in 
any foreign NATION;
the HR policies of MNCs are more 
liberal, flexible and standardized, 
even if any employee suffers 
from any legal DEFAMATION.'

MANJEET: 'Many government 
servants are resigning from 
their jobs and joining POLITICS; 
and they are really doing well 
for the country, with their talent 
and experience, as per STATISTICS.
We worked as your spies and 
found out that your wife is 
having a boyfriend with whom 
she enjoys every WEEKEND;
but, I really don't understand, why under 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act', such divorce 
cases become the source of income for 
lawyers, as if the TV serial has no 'THE END'.'

MAANIK: 'If the bride is involved 
in adultery and it is not 
regarded as a CRIME; 
then if the groom files a divorce 
on this ground, then why is it 
regarded as a CRIME ?'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SRI LANKA IN SRI LANKA BY 10 WICKETS TO LIFT THE ASIA CUP 2023 ON 17.09.2023 !!!

"On the day of Viswakarma Puja, and 

PM Narendra Modi's birthday, Sri Lanka 

decided to bat after winning the TOSS;

but, in the Asia Cup final match 

on 17.09.2023 at Colombo, 

India emerged as the Big BOSS.

It was a perfect start 

by Jasprit BUMRAH;

by dismissing the Sri Lankan 

opener, Kusal PERERA.

One over was enough, and 

the destruction was MASSIVE;

four fielders in the slip position means

the Indian captain was also AGGRESSIVE.

Mohammed Siraj became the 

'Maruti' today by taking 6 wickets 

alone to destroy Sri LANKA;

those were some beautiful deliveries 

especially those two deliveries to 

'clean bowled' Mendis and SHANAKA.

The Asia Cup tournament 

was not of T-20 but of F-50;

but Sri Lanka got bundled out 

at 15.2 overs with a score of 50.

Later on, Hardik Pandya took 

3 wickets to wrap up the SHOW;

India won the final match by 10 wickets 

as Kishan and Gill were in full FLOW.

Congratulations to the 

Indian cricket team for 

lifting their 8th Asia CUP;

but, don't get carried away, the 

big challenge is coming, your 

mission is to lift the World CUP."- Arindam Sain

OI ELAAKA EE HOBE 'BERHAMPORE NEW TOWN' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oi Berhampore Bypass er 
udbhodon niye chollo kato NAATOK; 
abaar dilo bandho kore, jehetu beshi 
lorry ba truck kora jacche naa AATOK.'

BABOOL: 'Ei traffic jam er 
jonno, Berhampore er lokjon 
ekhan hocche NAAJEHAAL; 
ekhano Girja more e, bhalo 
ee jwal jome jaaye, nikaashi 
byabostha o BEHAAL.'

BABLA: 'Thik jeikhaan diye 
shuru hocche Berhampore 
Bypass er RAASTA;
aar kichu bachor pore, oi elaaka ee 
hobe 'Berhampore New Town', jekhane 
jinishpatro r daam hoyto hobe SHASTA.'

BALA: 'Por e bhabisyat e, jaa hobe 
hobe, ete o rajneeti kiser, khule 
dik Berhampore BYPASS; 
oi bypass chaalu hole, okhane o byabsa 
ebong karmosansthan baarbe, jehetu 
lokjon korte shuru korbe BASOBAAS.'"- Arindam Sain

BANKING SERVICE IS SO FAST AND THEIR BEHAVIOUR IS SO COOL !!!

"Excellent IT Infrastructure, 
sufficient manpower and 
good customer SERVICE; 
are the keys to success in the 
banking industry, no matter, in 
whichever place, is your OFFICE.
Today, customers want everything
to be done quickly and FAST;
no one likes to stand in long queues now, 
that has become the story of the PAST.
As a customer, when he often hears 
from a bank staff, that the 'link is DOWN';
then the customer surely searches for 
some other bank in that village or TOWN.
The bank with a good IT infrastructure
is surely going to IMPRESS; 
and will ultimately motivate the 
customer to do more BUSINESS.
Insufficient manpower in a branch of 
any Bank is surely going to result in 
several work status as 'PENDING'; 
but, where there is sufficient manpower, the 

works are getting done quickly, hence, the 

popularity of those banks are TRENDING.

'Good Customer Service' is becoming 

very important in this competitive MARKET; 
and it can only do the magic to reach 
your quarterly business TARGET. 
Always remember that in any 
business, the 'Word of mouth' 
is the best marketing TOOL; 
the best feedback from your customer 
should be, 'Banking service is so fast and 
their behaviour is so COOL.'"- Arindam Sain