WHY IS THERE SUCH A TREND, THAT'S WHY, WE ARE SO INTERESTED !!!

"SPECIAL TASK FORCE COP: 'Since 
2012, wherever you have been POSTED; 
the corrupted politicians of the 
nearby areas got ARRESTED. 
Why is there such 
a trend, that's why, 
we are so INTERESTED; 
are you from the Indian 
Army or any Intelligence 
Agency who has been RESTED ?'

GOVERNMENT SERVANT: 'What a 
joke and what a waste of time 
you guys are DOING; 
you guys are just 
cooking up a story 
out of ANYTHING. 
You guys are tapping my mobile 
phone, also, I know all your spies who 
are following me and roaming AROUND; 
some guys are poisoning your ears,  
I am just an ordinary government 
servant with no such BACKGROUND. 
Well, it is a blessing in disguise for 
me regarding my security as you such 
cops are keeping strict VIGILANCE; 
but, yes, if any help is required, I will 
surely help you by treating the matter 
as of national IMPORTANCE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB EE TOH MARICHIKA, SAB EE TOH MAYA !!!

"Sab ee toh marichika, 
sab ee toh MAYA,
jedin chere debe 
aatma, tomaar ei KAYA,
kichu ee toh takhan 
noy je TOMAAR,
sabai takhan samaan, 
ki King, ki KAMAAR.
Prakhar roudra r din e o dourecho, 
othocho khojoni bot gaach er CHHAYA;
konodin bhaboni, tomar o ache ekti 
aatma, tomaar o ache PARCHHAYA.
Ore, ke achish kothay, de 
dourh, de dourh, khaaileo 
khaaite paarish AACHAARH;
tobu oi pratiyogita jebhabei hok 
jetaa chaai kintu, jato ee aasuk proloy, 
jato ee hok prithibi TOLPAARH.
Yug bodlaaye thik ee, tobe ei yug e 
jano jantro r dwaara ee maanav jaati 
nijei hoye jacche NIYONTRITO;
er phal e, amader ojaantei, kothao 
jano dheere dheere, lobh aar 
swarthaparota hoye jacche AMANTRITO.
'Sukh' aar 'Shanti' ee toh chaai, 
'Aami ekjon sukhi maanush', 
ei ta bole aajkaal keyu 
korena GARBOBODH;
barong ke 'Apple' company r kon 
mobile kinte pereche, ke kon gaari ta 
kinte pereche, ei niye reshareshi kore, 
maanush aaj hoyeche kato NIRBODH.
'Saamajik Marjyada' r pechone 
noy, barong sekhanei doure jaan, 
jeikhaane apnaar hriday niye jete 
chaaye ebong paaye SHAANTI;
takhan dekhben praan khule haaste 
paarchen, sundar prakriti r maajhe, 
pocket e beshi taaka naa thakleo, aapni 
ekdom sustho, shorir e neyi kono KLAANTI."- Arindam Sain

KHAOWA DAAOWA KORE JANAGAN KE HADDI DEKHACCHE, OTHOCHO DURNITIGRASTO NETA DER PET E DHUKE GACHE KABAAB !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kendra jatobaar 
ee daaye TAAKA; 
DA debaar belaa e naaki, 
rajkosh hoy jaaye FNAAKA. 
Othocho 'Pradhan Mantri Awas Yojana' 
e, kato garib lok er ghar hoyna TOIRI; 
tahole Kendra r taaka gulo, 
galo kothay MAAIRI.'

BABOOL: 'Ghar bhenge porle, jodi 
Kendra ee nebe sab DWAAITWA; 
tahole aar rajya sarkar taa 
thakbaar, ki roilo GURUTWA ?
Kendra teh jodi 
Congress er sarkar o thakto, 
taara o chaai toh taaka r HISAAB;
Khaowa daaowa kore janagan ke haddi 

dekhacche, othocho durnitigrasto 

neta der pet e dhuke gache KABAAB.'

BABLA: 'Noishabhoj e giye, 
besh bhalo ee hoyeche kutnoitik 
chukti, sejechilo 'Bheegi BILLI'; 
aar jeyi boleche ei December 2023 
e, bokeya taaka dhukbe, omni naatak 
korbaar jonno, 'Chalo DILLI.''

BALA: 'Emni emni toh aar Kendra 
koreni proti ta bank account er saathe 
Aadhaar Card er SANGJUKTIKARAN; 
je byata jeevan e kodaal dhoreni, taar 
bank account e o 100 din er kaaj er 
taaka dhukto, eta o ekta baro KAARAN.'"- Arindam Sain

SUDHU JAA HOK KORE MASHAARI TAANGALEI HOBENA, BHALO KORE GNUJTE HOBE BICHANA R CHAARIPASHE !!!

"Sudhu jaa hok kore mashaari taangalei 
hobena, bhalo kore gnujte hobe 
bichana r CHAARIPASHE;
mashaari r bhetor e, 
masha gulo tuk kore dhuke 
pore, jano muchki muchki HAASE.
Sakaal e ektu holud mishiyei 
barong doodh taa KHAAO; 
garam bhaath e, besh tripti korei 

barong 'Neem-Begoon' taa MAKHAAO. 

Hok na ektu beshi daami, 
tobu seta kintu 'AAPEL';
aasol samay, ei phal kintu 
thik dekhiye debe KHEL.
Jwar hoyeche, gnaat e, 
gnaat e BYATHA;
ekta 'Paracetamol' tablet khelei 
holo, e aar emon ki baro KATHA.
Rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 
khete icche korche BODHOY; 
ektu beshi kore pnepe diye oi 
maangsho taa ranna korle bhalo HOY.
Bikel bela e, besh ektu beet noon 
diye khaowa jaak dnaasa PEYAARA; 
Baari r aashepashe joma jwal soraate, 

pourasabha r kormi raa DISHEHAARA.
Beshi kore paan karo daab er JWAL;
aar beshi kore khaao rash jaatiyo PHAL."- Arindam Sain

THODI MOHABBAT KA MIJAAJ AUR MAAHOL BAANE, TOH HO JAAYE ZINDAGI SHAANDAAR !!!

"Bechara Rajkumar bhi kya karein, 
usko toh hain ek susheel, sundari 
Rajkumari ki ZAROORAT;
Gulaab mein hain nahi
khushboo, kaante hee sahi, lekin 
phir bhi hain kitni KHUBSOORAT.
Pata nahi tum ho KAHAAN; 
dhundu tumhein yahaan WAHAAN.
Ekbaar mil jaaye kahi, toh 
kar de pyar ka IZHAAR;
aashiq banne ke liye, 
yeh dil hain BEKARAAR. 
Naa jaane kahaan kahaan 
le jaati hain yeh ZINDAGI;
kabhi pheesalta hoon, kabhi sambhalta 
hoon, par ho hee jaate hain DILLAGI.
Pata nahi Rajkumari kab 
kish modh pe MILEGI; 
aur Rajkumar ki yeh 
dil ko chura LEGI. 
Zindagi ek jung hain, par 
hain bade MAZEDAAR;
thodi mohabbat ka mizaaj aur maahol 
baane, toh ho jaaye zindagi SHAANDAAR."- Arindam Sain
 

KATOBAAR TUMI BOLECHILE SEEMA; JE KORIYE NITEY EKTI JEEVAN BEEMA !!!

"MAANAB: 'Hey Yamraj, daya kore 

martya teh ekbaar paathiye din 

amaake, ei chithi taa sudhu diye 

aasbo amar ardhangini r KACHE; 

ki aar bolbo dukkher katha, 

ekhano amaar aatma 
pacchena je shaanti, onek 
kichu je ekhano bolaar ACHE.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Mama baari r 
abdaar pele NAAKI;
tumi aar firte paarbena martya teh, 
tomaar shorir e praan aar nei BAAKI.

YAMRAJ: 'Aah ! Chitragupta, tumi 
dekhchi baro ee BICHITRA; 
Yamdut ke diye paathiye ee daao prithibi 

te, ei premik maanav er PREMPATRA.' 

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MALA: 'Seema Di, kaparh gulo 
melte giye dekhi, ei chithi ta 
pore chilo chaadh er KONEY; 
chithi ta khule paro dekhini 
bhalo kore, hotath oikhaanei baa 
chithi ta porechilo ki KAARONEY.'

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"Katobaar tumi bolechile SEEMA; 
je koriye nitey ekti jeevan BEEMA.
Bike taa r jeevan beema chilo 
kora, Police er BHOY; 
paache jodi jakhan takhan 500 
taaka jorimana ditey HOY. 
Parikkha ee sudhu diye 
gelaam, chaakri aar HOYENA; 
tobu oi je kabiguru r katha, 'britha 
asha morite morite o MORENA.'
Sedin raasta e khub ee bheerh 
chilo, kataar e kataar e bekaar 
parikhaarthi, dite gechilum, 'TET'; 
baari ferbaar samay durghatana 
ta ghotlo, hoyto benche jetaam, 
jodi portaam HELMET.
Tomar jonyo kichu 
ee rekhe jete 
paarlam na AAMI; 
hoyto tumi o mon e mon e 
bhabcho, 'kano je kono jeevan 
beema koreni aamaar SWAMI.
Katobaar tumi bolechile SEEMA;
je koriye nitey ekti jeevan BEEMA.""- Arindam Sain

NON WORKING WOMEN ARE JUST MISUSING THE LOOPHOLES OF THE 'HINDU' MARRIAGE ACT' WHICH REQUIRES SOME AMENDMENT !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Had you been of some 
other community, your life would 
have been full of happiness and 
so much ENTERTAINMENT;
non working women are just 
misusing the loopholes of 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act' which 
requires some AMENDMENT.
Just like 'Honey Trap', by 
filing a fake domestic violence 
case, the non working women 
are doing money making BUSINESS; 
in the High Courts also, the learned 
Judges must be proactive to clear out 
these cases, because keeping these 
cases as 'pending', are MEANINGLESS.'

MALCOLM: 'If the arrest warrant is 

issued, don't apply for a BAIL; 
for 48 hours, try to 
remain inside the JAIL.
As per Corporate HR policies, you 

will automatically get suspended from 

your job, so, you will become JOBLESS;
in the High Court, you will say, 'I cannot 
pay any money to her as I am 
unemployed now, your HIGHNESS'.
Try to get a job in a 
foreign firm or MNC with 
a job posting in 
any foreign NATION;
the HR policies of MNCs are more 
liberal, flexible and standardized, 
even if any employee suffers 
from any legal DEFAMATION.'

MANJEET: 'Many government 
servants are resigning from 
their jobs and joining POLITICS; 
and they are really doing well 
for the country, with their talent 
and experience, as per STATISTICS.
We worked as your spies and 
found out that your wife is 
having a boyfriend with whom 
she enjoys every WEEKEND;
but, I really don't understand, why under 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act', such divorce 
cases become the source of income for 
lawyers, as if the TV serial has no 'THE END'.'

MAANIK: 'If the bride is involved 
in adultery and it is not 
regarded as a CRIME; 
then if the groom files a divorce 
on this ground, then why is it 
regarded as a CRIME ?'"- Arindam Sain