INDIA WON THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP ON 29.06.2024 BY WINNING AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA BY 7 RUNS !!!

"It was the clash of 
two unbeaten TEAMS; 
it was the final match, 
not as easy as it SEEMS.
Oh ! Hitman, don't throw 
your wicket like a DICE;
in the final match on 29.06.2024
Keshav Maharaj strikes TWICE.
When India was struggling at 3/34;
Axar Patel came in, to ROAR.
Virat Kohli played the kingly 
knock when it matters the MOST;
de Kock sent back Axar who was 
reaching near half a ton ALMOST.
Out of India's 176; 
Virat alone scored 76.
It is very hard to understand
Bumrah's bowling TRICKS; 
Jaspreet broke through the defense 
to bowled out Reeza HENDRICKS.
Arshdeep repeated the 
same length and LINE;
and due to smart captaincy by Rohit, 
the de Kock had to depart at 39.
Suddenly, the Klaasen of 
South Africa changed the GEAR; 
and in the Indian camp, there was 
so much tension and FEAR.
Hardik silently hunted KLAASEN; 
and Bumrah simply stunned JANSEN.
Only one dangerous batter 
was at the crease and 
that was MILLER; 
but, what an outstanding acrobatic 
and smart catch taken by 
Suryakumar to end the THRILLER.
India won the ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 final match by 
defending their score by 7;
Powerful performance by the entire Indian 
team and even Rahul Dravid celebrated it

so much as India won it after 2007."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 68 RUNS ON 27.06.2024 !!!

"Guyana is a beautiful nation in 
between Venezuela and BRAZIL; 
on 27.06.2024, Rohit led from the 
front before being bowled out by ADIL. 
Rohit scored half a ton 
and Suryakumar got 
out by scoring 47; 
Hardik, Ravindra and Axar also 
contributed well, as a result, the 
scoreboard stopped at 171/7.
The reverse sweep can sometimes 
become a huge BLUNDER; 
as Axar felt so lucky by seeing 
the foolishness of BUTTER.
Bumrah went for the KILL; 
to bowled out PHIL.
Jos could 
only score 23; 
Axar also hunted Jonny and 
Moeen to end up at 3/23.
Sam and Chris were not 
watching Kuldeep's HAND; 
maybe, that's why, the line and 
length, they failed to UNDERSTAND.
Kuldeep even bowled out HARRY;
Jofrah looked in so much HURRY. 
Due to some late hitting by Archer, 
England could cross 100 runs 
and end up at 103;
India won the semi final match 
by 68 runs and Kuldeep had the 
best bowling figure of 19/3."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 24 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.06.2024 !!!

"Tame him if you CAN; 
because he is the 'HITMAN'.
On 24.06.2024, Virat Kohli 
got out by scoring 0;
but, Rohit Sharma 
emerged as a SUPERHERO.
Rohit scored the fastest 
fifty of this ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 TOURNAMENT;
he surely missed a ton by 8 runs, 
but, the way he batted, it was a 
pure classic ENTERTAINMENT.
Warner was not expecting 
such an OUTSWING;
Suryakumar did justice to that 
good delivery by Arshdeep SINGH.
To dismiss Marsh, it was 
Axar indeed who took 
an outstanding CATCH;
not only of Marsh, the Mr. Kuldeep 
also took the wicket of Maxwell and 
that was the turning point of the MATCH.
Once again, Head was becoming
the headache for the Indian team, 
but, Bumrah slowed down the PACE; 
after Head's dismissal, slowly and 
steadily, India defended 205 by 24 
runs to win the 'Super 8' round RACE."- Arindam Sain

GET MARRIED TO THAT GOVERNMENT SERVANT, FILE A FALSE 'DV CASE' TO MAKE HIM A SCAPEGOAT !!!

"GIRL: 'I went to give the personal 
interview with so much makeup, 
but all went in VAIN; 
as the interviewers asked tough 
questions, all my expenses in that 
beauty parlour went in DRAIN.
You are also unemployed and my 
parents are planning for my marriage 
with a government SERVANT; 
you must get a job so that you can 
marry me, at this moment, your 
employment is very IMPORTANT.'

BOY: 'It is not so easy to get 
a job so easily, but, I have 
an idea, you accept the 
proposal of this MARRIAGE; 
as there is a loophole in the Hindu 
Marriage Act, the 'DV' and 'Divorce' case 
is a very easy business for non working 
married women in this modern AGE.
Judges and lawyers are corrupted
nowadays and the courts are doing 
income only by extending the 
divorce cases UNNECESSARILY;
so, get married to that government servant, 
file a false 'DV case' to make him a 
scapegoat, but, don't do any intercourse 
without protection, don't be so SILLY.'

GIRL: 'Yes, nice idea, the divorce case 
will go on and on as with his money 
only, my lawyers will run the divorce 
case and do the legal BLACKMAIL;
even the people of the society will laugh 
at him and his family members as we 
girls are experts in playing the victim card, 

and secretly, our ship of love will SAIL.'

BOY: 'Yes, and you will give 
him the divorce immediately, 
when I will get a job in this TOWN;
but, remember one thing, that if I get a 

government job and if you do the same 

drama with me, I will gun you DOWN.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BHOLA, BNHAAR E KORE, KARRHA KORE ADAA DIYE, CHAAR TE CHAA DE DEKHINI, OI ALOO R CHOP ER SANGE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jhargram theke 

Jalpaiguri via JALANGI; 
naa jaani lukiye ache 
kato Bangladeshi JANGI.
Amader rajyer police aar 
goyenda gulo din din hoye 
jacche ekkebare APODHARTO;
koi 'Special Task Force' er 
goyenda baa police raa toh jangi 
dhorte konodin o hoyna BYARTHO.'

BABOOL: 'Taah jamon Police 
Mantri, taar tamon ee police, 
e aar notun katha KI; 
bhaashan diyei vote peye 
jaaye, kintu kaaj er bela 
e, ek ek ta avatar er DNHEKI.
Odike vote er jonno daam bere gache, ei 

ta bole, kichu byabsaayi bhalo ee khelche, 
agnimulya hoyeche praaye sab AANAAJ;
bhablum, khorcha jakhan hocchei beshi, 
tahole maach ee khabo beshi kore, taai sabji 
r bodol e, kinlum beshi kore maach AAJ.'

BABLA: 'Khabor er kaagaz e 
porlam aaj, je katogulo 
parikkha hoye gache BAATIL;
ki din kaal elo maairi, ei prashno 
fnaash durniti te o, royeche 
shikkkak raa o SAAMIL.
Jaak baba, onekdin por e 
jhamjhamiye naamlo bristi 
ei dakkhin BANGE;
ei Bhola, bnhaar e kore, karrha 
kore adaa diye, chaar te chaa de 
dekhini, oi aloo r chop er SANGE.'

BALA: 'Uttar Banga r mato jodi 
ei bristi ekhane o chole LAGATAAR; 
tahole kintu kichu jaayege te hoyto 
nouko naamate hobe EIBAAR.
Graam er dike r nadi bnaadh gulo r 
katha toh cherei dilam, pourasabha gulo 
r nikaashi byabostha o besh BEHAAL;
pourasabha r kormi ra ki adou kaaj 
korche, taai jodi hoto, tahole jekhane 
sekhane jome thakto na eto JANJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR LOVE TOWARDS ME IS PURE AND SUBLIME; IF I AM THE SODA WATER, THEN YOU ARE THE LIME !!!

"Your love towards me 
is pure and SUBLIME; 
if I am the soda water, 
then you are the LIME.
In true love, it is 
never too LATE; 
you just need to 
open the GATE.
Wise men say, 
'Love is BLIND'; 
foolish people say, 
'Gone with the WIND.'
Brain asks, 'why is 
such a romantic RUSH ?'
Heart answers, 'well, 
it is surely a CRUSH.
Weather can be 
rough and HAZY; 
but, we will still drive through it, 
as lovebirds are always CRAZY.
We wish that our love 
always remains ETERNAL;
even after several storms, the 
relationship must look VERNAL.
Don't cheat or LIE; 
don't let our love DIE.
Let's make everyday as a new 
day of love with no ENIGMA;
let the energy of romance 
erupt as if it is also a MAGMA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED BANGLADESH BY 50 RUNS ON 22.06.2024 !!!

"In Antigua, the place 
is North SOUND;
the game was on at the 
Sir Vivian Richards GROUND.
The 'Hitman' sang, 
'I want to break FREE'; 
but, due to poor timing of a 

shot, he could score only 23.

Rohit Sharma was sent back 
to the pavilion by SHAKIB;
both Virat and Suryakumar were 
hunted by Tanzim Hasan SAKIB.
The 'reverse sweep' shot is a weak 
point of Rishabh, that he must FIX;
it looked as if he threw away his 
wicket at his score of 36.
Dube understood that at this juncture, 
a partnership is an ESSENCE;
Hardik, as usual, knows how to break 
the opponent team's line of DEFENCE.
Not only Hardik scored half a TON;
but also took the wicket of LITTON.
Kuldeep took the 
wicket of TANZID; 
even sent back the 
good batter, TOWHID.
India defended 196 by 50 runs on 
22.06.2024, as Kuldeep did an 
excellent job with his 3/19;
then Bumrah and Arshdeep wrapped it up, 
surely, against Bangladesh, what a splendid
bowling performance it has BEEN."- Arindam Sain

WASTAGE OF TIME AND MONEY, NO UTILITY AT ALL IN ANY 'BENGAL SUMMIT' !!!

"Wastage of time and money, no 
utility at all in any 'Bengal SUMMIT';
hardly any investment came in, so, the 
show was a super flop, not a SUPERHIT.
Very soon, in terms 
of labour MIGRATION; 
West Bengal will become the 
No. 1 state in India NATION. 
In West Bengal, there is 
no 'ease of BUSINESS';
and hence the scope of profitability 
on the investment is very LESS.
It is intentional to run the government
schools with poor INFRASTRUCTURE; 
is there any commission system on 
the private school fees STRUCTURE.
In Singur, the TATA company 
was not allowed to make 
any further INVESTMENT;
Dunlop and Hindustan Motors got closed 
in West Bengal and the industrial growth 
showed no further IMPROVEMENT.
Saurav Ganguly declared about a 
new steel plant at Salboni, and 
that too, after visiting SPAIN;
can he really succeed in it or was it 
just an eyewash to provide the ruling 
party, some political GAIN."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 47 RUNS AGAINST AFGHANISTAN ON 20.06.2024 !!!

"The 'Hitman' is not in good FORM;
and unable to PERFORM.
Rashid Khan, as usual, 
did some early DAMAGE; 
Dube must be replaced by Rinku 
from the next match, at this STAGE.
Suryakumar never bothers 
about the pitch REPORT; 
but always expects a batter at the 
other end to give him good SUPPORT.
Hardik gave a good 
support by scoring 32;
to win the match, 
Afghanistan had to score 182.
In the 2nd over, Gubaz's wicket FELL;
Zadran got hunted by Axar PATEL.
26 runs scored by AZMATULLAH; 
and 19 runs scored by NAJIBULLAH.
Nabi looked dangerous, but, it 
was a good fight back by KULDEEP; 
Jadeja took 3 catches, as if the ball was 
just searching for Jadeja in the DEEP. 
In the 47 runs victory against 
Afghanistan, the Indian 'SKY' 
has surely scored 53; 
but, on 20.06 2024, at Barbados, 
you also have to appreciate 
and applaud Bumrah's 7/3."- Arindam Sain

MILA JAB YEH CHITTI !!!

"Mila jab yeh CHITTI; 
yaad aa gayo apne gaaon ki MITTI.
Phir se laut ke aayenge hum ZAROOR; 
jab tut hee gayi hain tumhri GAROOR.
Sahar mein laagi 
toh hain NAUKRI; 
par hum ko accha naa 
laage sahar ki CHOKHRI.
Hum toh sochte rahi, ki tum 
toh hum ko gayi ho BHOOL;  
par ishq phir se jaag utha, bheji joh 
tum ne yeh chitti aur gulaab PHOOL. 
Aa rahe hain hum, milne tumse 
wahi jheel ke KINAARE; 
hogi mohabbat ki baatein, phir 
se, naa jaane kitne SAARE.
Paisa jab kamaane laage 
hain, toh der kis baat KI; 
aab shaadi bhi toh karna hain, baash 
tumhri haan sunne ki hain BAAKI.
Ek baar shaadi ke liye raaji toh 
ho jaao, aye mere RAJKUMARI;
aayenge Rajkumar ke tarah, 
kar ke ghode ki SAWARI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST USA ON 12.06.2024 !!!

"From the very first 
ball, the Mr. Arshdeep SINGH; 
took 2 wickets in the first over 
to roar and rule like the 'Lion KING'.
Near the boundary line, 
Siraj took an excellent CATCH;
Nitish Kumar is the highest 
scorer for the USA in this MATCH.
Arshdeep Singh alone took 
4 wickets conceding only 9;
in New York, even the score of 110 is 
competitive to cross the target LINE.
Saurabh Netravalkar sent back Virat 
and Rohit back to the PAVILION;
when Ali Khan bowled out Rishabh, 
India was struggling at 39/3 
and the match was ON.
The fielding of the USA team 
was not up to the mark, on 
which they must improve UPON;
India won by 7 wickets on 
12th June 2024, as alongwith 
Dube, the 'SKY' scored half a TON."- Arindam Sain

THE 'NNN' (N3) FACTOR CAN BE LIKE A 'LAUGHING GAS' WHICH WILL INCREASE THE 'HORSE POWER' !!!

"Both Naidu and Narendra 
took birth in the year of 1950; 
Naidu is older than Narendra, though 
with a serious face, but more WITTY. 
Nitish took birth 
in the year 1951; 
out of these three, Nitish is always 
the most unpredictable ONE.
Nitish may bring in his experience to 
tame the gangsters at a national level 
by amending the existing 'Arms ACT';
it was Nitish who brought the online 
ticketing system and the 'Tatkal scheme', 
so, he loves technology, it is a FACT.
Naidu knows how to boost the 
state economy by bringing in fresh 
corporate level INVESTMENT;
he modernized Hyderabad, now, if 
he can modernize Amaravati, then 
it will be a great ACHIEVEMENT.
For Narendra, the result of Lok Sabha 
2024 can be a blessing in DISGUISE; 
because both Naidu and 
Nitish are also very WISE.
Both Nitish and Naidu are 
like any valuable WEAPON; 
on which the NDA 
government can rely UPON. 
Nitish knows how to play 
the chess of politics to 
maintain law and ORDER; 
even he is an expert in using 
commandos and retired intelligence 
officers in Nepal-Bihar BORDER.
Naidu can be a key player to 
boost the domestic dairy 
industry across the NATION;
and he can even motivate 
Pavan Kalyan who is an expert in any 
type of business deal NEGOTIATION.
This 'NNN' (N3) factor can be 
like a 'laughing gas' which will 
increase the 'HORSE POWER';
as the NDA Government will speed up 
at its top gear, be prepared to experience 
any storm or THUNDERSHOWER."- Arindam Sain 

INDIA WON AGAINST PAKISTAN IN THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2024 ON 09.06.2024 AT NEW YORK !!!

"The Indian team looked relaxed as 
they started their campaign with a 
convincing victory against IRELAND; 
whereas, after having a shocking defeat 
against the USA, the Pakistan team is 
still in shock, one can UNDERSTAND.
In the city, where there 
is the 'Statue of LIBERTY'; 
the India Vs Pakistan match 
was played at 'Nassau COUNTY'.
The outfield of the stadium at 
New York was a bit SLOW; 
Kohli got out at 4 only, 
which was a big BLOW.
Only 13 runs got scored 
by the Indian SKIPPER;
but, it was a good knock of 42 
by the Indian WICKETKEEPER. 
Except Rohit, Pant and Axar, all the 
other batters went out in a single DIGIT;
both Naseem and Haris took 3 wickets 
each and they surely deserve the CREDIT.
On 09.06.2024, 
India may have 
scored only 119;
but, they bowled well too, 
as three Pakistani batters 
each could only score 13.
Bumrah bowled a delivery 
which was the best ONE; 
it was the turning point of the match, 
when Rizwan got bowled out at 31.
Hardik got 2 wickets whereas Bumrah 
finished his superb spell at 3/14;
India won by 6 runs as Pakistan 
was restricted at 113."- Arindam Sain

WHY THE 'BENGALI' PEOPLE ARE SURRENDERING TO CORRUPTION TO MAKE IT THE 'WASTE BENGAL' !!!

"BABLOO: 'The result of the Lok 
Sabha 2024 election looked like 
the IPL 2024 final match INDEED;
just like SRH failed to score a big 
total, the NDA also failed to score even 
300, whereas 400 was their NEED.'

BABOOL: 'The NDA knew it very well 
that except by Jawaharlal Nehru, for 
the third time in a row, no Prime 
Minister came to the POWER; 
so, to beat the 'anti-incumbency' 
factor, they intentionally set 
their target high to 400 seats for 
blooming the 'Lotus' FLOWER.' 

BABLA: 'To form a government, 
only more than 272 seats 
they had to GET; 
getting 400 seats was not their 
need, but, just like in any company, 
they kept a very high TARGET.
Even if the 'INDI' alliance 
would have won the RACE; 
again, the government would have fallen 
as they have no Prime Ministerial FACE.
The INDI did the marketing 
that if NDA gets 400 seats, they 
will bring a very big and strong 
constitutional AMENDMENT;
even they started saying that the 
construction of the Ram Temple is only 
for getting votes from Uttar Pradesh, by 
banking on the Hindu SENTIMENT.'

BALA: 'Voters of UP have voted 
against BJP for 'anti incumbency' 
only, as it is always 
the 'Hindu HEARTLAND'; 
but, the people of West Bengal 
are casting votes for corrupted 
leaders, why they love corruption, 
we really don't UNDERSTAND.
Only for getting 'Lakshmi Bhandar', 
they are electing corrupted leaders, 
and that is going to ruin their 
next generation after ALL;
which party comes to power, that is 
not important, but, why the 'Bengali' 
people are surrendering to corruption, 
to make it the 'Waste BENGAL''"- Arindam Sain

MOHAN JAAR HRIDAY KORICHE CHURI, TAAR NAAM JE MADHABI !!!

"MOHAN: 'Prakriti o jano prem paagla, 
maariche bote domka HAAOWA; 
tor sakhi kohile more chupi chupi, 
je tur naaki hriday jaaiche KHUWA.
Prem e porili naaki, taah 
ke bote, se koli r KESTO;
jaake paaibar taure, 
tur mon e eto KASTO.
Paschim akaash e, hoiteche 
surjyaasto, jungle e seaal 
gula koriche 'Hukka HUA;
aaye choli, ei godhuli belaa e 
jaabo oi jungle e, dujon e majaa 
kori paan koribo MOHUA.'

MADHABI: 'Koibo kyane, 
bujhia lau, ki kohiche bote 
mor ei duti AANKHI;
oi dyakho gaach er daal 
e bosi, ki sundar premleela 
kortiche bote oi duti PAAKHI.
Prem er chhando bujho 
naahi, othocho hoite 
chaao tumi KABI; 
orrey amar paagla, oi 
Mohan jaar hriday koriche 
churi, taar naam je MADHABI.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'DIAMOND HARBOUR' ER 'ATYACHAAR MODEL' CHOLBENA AAR BESHIDIN !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kato lok ache 
ekhano, jaara vote ee dayena, 
eta obosyo sabaai JAANE; 
kintu ei lok gulo kano ee baa bujhte 
chaayena, nijeder 'ganataantrik 
adhikaar' er MAANE.'

BABOOL: 'Chaa e chumuk dite 
dite, ekta ee alochona cholche 
samasta chaa er DOKAANE;
4th June 2024 taarikh e, 
ke kothay kato vote 
paabe ekhaane OKHAANE.'

BABLA: 'Shashak dal er ki 
kothao taader paa er tala r, 
maati jacche sorey, naa ki eto 
atyachaar korlo sudhu SUDHU;
e toh dekhchi yuddha cholche, 
duskriti bonaam sadharan maanush 
er, emon ki chor e der biruddhe o
maathe nemechen onek SADHU.'

BALA: 'Oi 'Diamond Harbour' 
er 'atyachaar model' 
cholbena aar BESHIDIN; 
2026 saal e, ei Bangaali jaati ke 
ebong Paschimbanga ke korte 
hobe abaar SWAADHIN.'"- Arindam Sain