MUSLIMS OF BANGLADESH AND PAKISTAN DESPITE BEING IN MUSLIM STATES HAVE BECOME WORLD'S WORST BURDEN !!!

"NEPALI: 'Hindus are getting 
killed in Bangladesh, still, the 
Indian government is providing 
Bangladesh so much SUPPORT; 
shame on the Indian Government 
for not taking any action against 
Bangladesh, immediately India 
must stop any type of EXPORT.'

INDIAN: 'What about the 
demand in your nation
to regain the glory of 
Nepal as a Hindu NATION;
Nepali Hindus are counterattacking 
the Nepali communists and it is 
the right demand by the 
Nepal's young GENERATION'.

CHINESE: 'Why is Donald Trump 
silent now who got so many Indian 
Hindu votes by making a pre election 

'Hindu saviour STATEMENT';
even our Buddhist people in 
Bangladesh is also getting 
killed, we will give these bloody 
Bangladeshis, a strict PUNISHMENT.'

SRI LANKAN: 'Bangladesh 
government is anti-Hindu, 
anti-Buddhist, anti-Christian, 
it is a communal GOVERNMENT;
it is a shame for Indian government 
and Indian hospital doctors who 
are still giving Bangladeshis 
any medical TREATMENT.'

SAUDI ARABIAN: 'Being a Muslim, I 
am also saying, 'show me a terrorist 
who is not a muslim' because 
truth never remains HIDDEN;
Muslims in India are living happily but 
the Muslims of Bangladesh and Pakistan 
despite being in Muslim states have 
become the world's worst BURDEN.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT A FUNNY LAW IN INDIA WHERE 'BIGAMY' IS A CRIME BUT 'ADULTERY' IS NOT A CRIME !!!

"LADY OWNER OF ESCORT
AGENCY: ''Bigamy' is punishable 
in India, but 'Live In' is NOT; 
look at the beautiful girls 
of our escort agency, they 
are so sexy and HOT.
She is getting alimony from 
you and getting banged up by her 

boyfriend almost every night, so 
smart is your characterless WIFE;
when you have money with 
you, when you are so sexy 
and handsome, taste our girls 
one at a time, enjoy your LIFE.
What a funny law in 
India where 'Bigamy' is 
a crime but 'Adultery' 
is not a CRIME;
that means you cannot do 
second marriage while having one 
wife, but with other people's wives, you 
can freely enjoy your sexy intimate TIME.'

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE: 'Prostitution 
is illegal in India, what people will say, 

if I start enjoying these WOMEN;
it is the women only, who always criticize 
the naughty and flirty men by passing 
the comment, 'Men will be MEN'.

THAI GIRL: 'Sir, even smoking 

cigarette and drinking alcohol 

is injurious to HEALTH; 

but, from those two things 

only, the Indian Government 

earns more WEALTH.
Everyone knows that in our spa and pub, 
we also provide escort service, so, they 
are also happy by charging more TAX;
open up your clothes Sir, you look tired, 
just enjoy your life, spend the erotic 
time with us, time to chill and RELAX.'

ARAB GIRL: Sir, the Hindu marriage act 
is strict, though, the ancient Hindu Kings 
had multiple wives, but exceptional was 
Maryada Purushottam Bhagwan RAM; 
come to Dubai and apply for the UAE 
citizenship, there you can marry four 

times, live happily with four wives, just 

you need to get converted to ISLAM.'"- Arindam Sain

I WILL KEEP ON GIVING ONLY DATES AFTER DATES AND NO ONE WILL GET ANY JUSTICE !!!

"JUDGE: 'Actually, just in a 
few months, I will RETIRE; 
so whatever you guys are 
thinking will BACKFIRE.
I will keep on giving only 
dates after dates and no 
one will get any JUSTICE; 
unless you bribe me 
indirectly, this is the 
existing PRACTICE.'

COMMON MAN: 'I feel pity 
on the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
that to an idiot judge like you, they are 
not ordering 'Voluntary RETIREMENT'.
Take Voluntary Retirement 
and get lost as you are 
an useless FELLOW;
because of you such idiot judges, the 
reputation and the ratings of Indian 
judicial courts are very LOW.'"- Arindam Sain

PAARLE ROJ CHINA BADAAM BAA MATAR SHUTI KHAABEN, JAKHAN JETA JOTE !!!

"JAHAR RUGI: 'Ki aar 
bolbo daktaar babu, 
amar dukkher KATHA; 
eke toh seetkaal ese 
gache, aar saara raat kore 
amar dnaath e BYATHA.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Taai naaki, 
haa korun, ektu mere dekhi AALO; 
hmm, dnaath er abostha 
motei noy BHALO. 
Boli kaal je mangsho kheyechen, 
seta ekhano dnaath er maari 
teh aatke ROYECHE;
apni khabaar rekhe deben, aar 
kitaanu raa khabaar khabena, emni 
emni ki aar dnaath e byatha HOYECHE.
Naa, taah bole oi tooth prick diye 
khochaben naa, ote abaar dnaath er 
majhkhaan gulo hoye jaaye FNAAKA; 
toothbrush baa nokh diye baar korun 
ogulo, osudh likhe dilum, abar 3 din 
por aasben, din ebaar 200 TAAKA.'

JAHAR RUGI: 'Ekta malam er naam 
likhechen thik ache, kintu vitamin B 
complex tablet o bolchen KHETE;
aami eto eto bhalo bhalo 
khabaar khaai, taah 
vitamin B ki neyi TAATE.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Maari teh lege 
ache rakto r daag, taar maane 
bhalo ee beroye RAKTO; 
je toothbrush byabohaar 
korben, taar bristle jano 
na hoy beshi SHAKTO.
Paarle roj china badaam 
baa matar shuti khaaben, 
jakhan jeta JOTE;
aar khaasi r maangsho taa 
beshi na kheye, barong khaan beshi 
kore pnaatha r METE.'"- Arindam Sain

NAZARDAARI TEH GAA CHHARA BHAAB, SUDHU KHAZNA TA NAYE GUNI !!!

"SOUMITRA: 'Bazaar e gele toh, 
thik kortei paari na, je kinbo 
sudhu aloo, na sudhu BEGOON;
bazaar e o aagoon, aar seetkaal 
porlei, kano ki jaani Kolkata r 
chaturdike lege jaaye AAGOON.'

RABI: 'CESC r engineer gulo o 
toh korena kono electric lamp 
post er PARIDARSHAN;
sudhu onekkhon dhore bidyut 
pariseva na thakle, onek naalish 
pele, tobeyi daye paara e DARSHAN.'

CHINMOY: 'Ekta ayeen kora uchit bujhli, 
je, jekhane sekhane baanale cholbena, 
ek gaada jinishpatra r GUDAAM;
ei je eto aagun laagche Kolkata sahar 
e, ete jaamon aatanka choracche, 
tamon ee hocche sahar er BADNAAM.'

ANUP: 'Dekho kaando, sudhu idea 
r chorachori, boli beraal er galaa 
e ghanta ta bnaadhbe ke SUNI;
Kolkata pourasabha maane toh ekhan, 
'felo karhi, maakho tel', nazardaari teh gaa 
chhara bhaab, sudhu khazna ta naye GUNI.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'WAKF BILL' WILL BE AMENDED IN THE WINTER SESSION OF 2024 IN THE PARLIAMENT !!!

"HERMIT: 'Conquering India 
without any war is their AIM; 
without any valid proof, no property is 
their property and they cannot CLAIM.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'This is 
a shadow war in the name of 
a particular RELIGION; 
to illegally grab the lands of Hindu, 
Sikh, Christian, Buddhist, Jain and 
Parsee people of any REGION.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'If the Wakf bill 
system is not changed, then there 
can be civil war at any PLACE;
and for the majority race it will be 
the golden opportunity to reduce 

the population of that minority RACE.'

KING: 'When there is no mention of this 
bullshit act in our constitution, then it 
requires immediate AMENDMENT; 
the 'Waqf Bill' will be amended 
in the Winter session of 2024 
in the PARLIAMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF YOU PERFORM, THE ULTIMATE ELECTION RESULTS WILL TRANSFORM !!!

"BABLOO: 'What a performance in 
Maharashtra in 2024 by 'MAHAYUTI'; 
what a team spirit 
indeed, just a BEAUTY.'

BABOOL: 'Bottomline is,
that if you PERFORM; 
the ultimate election 
results will TRANSFORM.'

BABLA: '10 percent population 
of the top 30 nations will 
be Indians only by 2030;
at least that is the secret mission 
of India and to gain more knowledge, 
Indians are always THIRSTY.'

BALA: 'Even the poorest fellow of 
the 'Economic Pyramid' in India 
is demanding DEVELOPMENT; 
step by step, the common people of 
such a big democracy, are respecting 
the words, 'Vision' and 'ACHIEVEMENT'."- Arindam Sain

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL INDEED, THOUGH, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS HAPPINESS, SOMETIMES IT BRINGS SORROW !!!

"GIRL: 'When love is in the air, 
don't forget to open up your MIND; 
else you may unknowingly 
leave your love BEHIND.'

BOY: 'Love often hurts, 
so, it is better to IGNORE;
but, girls like you are always 
desperate, what's in me to EXPLORE.'

GIRL: 'When we girls fall in true 
love, it is like, after a sunny day, 
the clouds are going to RAIN;
even Radha could not control herself 
when she fell in love with Krishna 
as our heart dominates our BRAIN;
why you need to worry about 
the tunnels and the hilly TERRAIN; 
when I am the loco pilot of 
this superb romantic TRAIN.'

BOY: 'Oh ! No ! Not AGAIN; 
but, yes, it is true, no pain, no GAIN.
Don't speed up the romantic 
train, be steady and SLOW;
open up your hair, enjoy the 
wind, just go with the FLOW.
Due to past experiences, I am 
just a bit sceptical, but, my 
mind is not at all NARROW;
love is beautiful indeed, though, 
sometimes it brings happiness, 
sometimes it brings SORROW.'"- Arindam Sain

EKMATRO BHALOBASHA TEI PAABE TUMI SAB RANG, PAABE TUMI SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"MADHAVI: 'Gaa er 
rang hok na KAALO; 
kintu tomar mon 
ta je khub BHAALO.'

MURALI: 'Tomake o 

dekhte noy toh MANDO;
aar oi mukh e ki sundar misti haasi 
tomar, tomakei aamar PACHONDO.'

MADHAVI: 'Tahole aar ki, 
haath ta dharo AMAAR; 
aar niye chalo saat 
samudra PAAR.
Ei sab saamaajik praani der 
samaaj kintu bhalo ee nishtoor, 
era ki bujhbe amader ei BHALOBASA; 
tumi jakhan bnaashi bajaao, 
mon e hoye jano, tomar buk chire 
beriye aasche prem er BHASHA.'

MURALI: 'Kakhano 
raat, kakhano DIN; 
kintu ei prithibi kintu noy saada 
aar kaalo, barong ekdom RANGIN.
Ekmatro bhalobasha tei 
paabe tumi sab rang, 
paabe tumi sukh o SHAANTI;
Ki seet, ki barsha, ki grisyo, baa hemanta, 
baa basanta, jato khushi bhalobese jaao 
amake, ete nei kono KLAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE DHAKKA DILE HOBE KAAJ, SEKHANEI DHAKKA DIN TARATARI !!!

"Katogulo Bengal 
Police er toh dekhchi 
berei jacche BNHURI;
aar jaara douradouri kore chor 
dhorche, taara bhabche, 'ei bujhi 
posting hoye galo JALPAIGURI'.
Sorasori jodi madhya Kolkata 
r dike dhakka maarto 'AMPHAN'; 
tahole onek baari ee bhenge porto 
aar chole jeto onek PRAAN.
Sanglaap boltei paarodarshi Bihar 
er bangshodbhuto HAKIM;
samasya r kono samadhan ee neyi, 
thik jano rupkatha r 'Ghora r DIM'.
Onek naatok ache kendra aar rajye r 
moddhe, beshi aasha korben aa AAR;
hoyto aar hobe o na 
'Abhaya' r BICHAAR.
Taar ee dekhchi 'PMAY' teh 
abaar hoye jacche baari, jaar 
aagey thekei ache paaka BAARI;
sadharan manush er kache ek taa ee 

anurodh, jeh, jekhane dhakka dile hobe 

kaaj, sekhanei dhakka din TARATARI."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAO JANO DAKKHOTA HARACCHE EI BARTAMAN PRASHASAK !!!

'BABLOO: 'Shikka mantri 
jawaab DAAO; 
'Student Tab' er taaka ki 
kore holo UDHAAO.
Din e dupur e, Kolkata sahar 
ei prokasye cholche GULI; 
'Abhaya' r bichaar ekhano holo na, 
seta o baa amra ki kore BHULI.'

BABOOL: 'Lottery r ticket kiney, 
holo SWAPNABHANGA;
durniti teh ekhan ek number e, 
amader ei PASCHIMBANGA.
Paschimbanga r jekhane sekhane hoye 
jacche mahila der GANADHARSHAN;
'tuccho ghatona' baa 'bikkhipto ghatona', 
taai keyu kore o na PARIDARSHAN.'

BABLA: 'Paschimbange dhukche 
prochur BANGLADESHI; 
aar eder moddhe, duskriti 
der sankhya ee BESHI.
Bangladesh e kintu pouche geche 
Pakistani juddho JAHAAJ;
sudhu ekta yuddha laagle hoy, Pakistan 
aar Bangladesh er opor porbe BAAJ.'

BALA: 'Eto taa ee 
hoyeche DURNITI; 
je cholche ekhan golaguli aar 
gostidwanda r RAJNEETI.
Police bodhoy Police Mantri r nirdesh 
aar maanchei na, kothao jano dakkhota 
haracche ei bartaman PRASHASAK;
taai hoyto Bangladeshi aar Bihari 
duskriti raa anobaroto  korei 
choleche nashokata r CHHAK.'"- Arindam Sain

IN TRUE LOVE, THERE IS NO SHAME !!!

"Some people of the society 
are always eager to DEFAME; 
but, some type of relationship 
really has no NAME. 
Lovebirds don't know, 
how true love CAME;
so, either of the two, 
no one to BLAME.
Some people of the society 
still says, 'Love is a waste of 
time and just a mind GAME;
but, lovebirds say, 'Both of us 
just listened to our heart and 
in true love, there is no SHAME'."- Arindam Sain