WHY ARE THEY IN THE ADMINISTRATION, WHEN THEY CANNOT PROVIDE ANY WOMAN, THEIR FREEDOM, THEIR SECURITY SPACE !!!

"Once upon a time, in terms 
of women safety and security, 
Kolkata city was a HEAVEN;
but, nowadays, considering all these 
brutal incidents, Kolkata is turning 
out to be the heinous hell for WOMEN.
The question arises that 
what actually went WRONG; 
the answer is that the administration 
is callous and not at all so STRONG.
For the sake of vote bank politics, 
indirectly, the antisocial people 
have been given a FREE HAND;
but, ultimately, the administration is 

compromising with security aspects, 

and that they must UNDERSTAND.
Almost in the majority of cases, 
where a woman in Kolkata has 
been raped, killed or MOLESTED; 
there has been no severe punishment 
for the culprits, though for just the 
eye wash, they have been ARRESTED.
Probably, out of so much complacency, 
the administration is not giving 
respect to the majority MANDATE;
but, history repeats itself, where we 
have seen that the common people 
changes the administrator's FATE.
Even we have heard some shocking 
statements like, 'Why did she go there, 
she should have not gone to that PLACE'; 
then why are they in the administration, 
when they cannot provide any woman, 
their freedom, their security SPACE.
Change is constant and for a 
better world to live in, change 
is always a NECESSITY; 
The wheel of fortune of the callous 
administrator must turn upside down to 
make Kolkata again, the safest metro CITY."- Arindam Sain

SADHARAN MAANUSH NOY, OI EK JON EE SAAMPRODAAYIK EBONG CHAARIYE O JACCHE BHANDAMI R MAATRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ogulo kaara re, misti r 
packet niye ghurche edik ODIK;
prasad er sticker laagiye bili korche 
bujhi, ekdom andaz korechi THIK'.

BABOOL: 'Oi dhop er prasad kheye 
nirghaat hobe pet KHARAAP; 
emon ki laagte o paare jaagrata 
bhagaban er ABHISAAP.'

BABLA: 'Amake jor kore 
haath e dhoriye DILE;
aami debo packet 
ta ke kothao FELE.'

BALA: 'Abaar ekta poster e 
dekhlam, je Urdu bhasha e 
lekha ache, 'Rath YATRA'; 
sadharan maanush noy, oi ek jon 
ee saamprodaayik ebong chaariye 
o jacche bhandami r MAATRA.'"- Arindam Sain

USA IS AGAIN MAKING A MISTAKE, JUST LIKE THEY DID MANY YEARS BEFORE !!!

"USA: 'Our real war is against 
India, the emerging superpower 
nation which is again repeating 
the glorious ancient world HISTORY;
as the then Bangladesh government 
was helping India, we played a 
masterstroke and then captured an 
island, which is no longer a MYSTERY.
Still, the other Asian nations 
including China was fully 
trading with India, the economy 
of India looked STRONG;
then we utilised Pakistan, but, 
the way, India counterattacked 
the Pakistani terrorists camps, 
all our strategies went WRONG.
Now, we have planned 
to target Iran because it 
supplies India, so much 
of oil at a cheaper PRICE;
this is a superb diplomacy, 
as both Israel and Iran are 
good friends of India, so, for 
India, it will be a game of DICE.'

RUSSIA: 'USA administration 
always does a BLUNDER;
why USA is so greedy for oil, why 
USA always tries to PLUNDER.
China does not hate India so much 
than they hate USA, because in India, 
they have a great selling MARKET;
even North Korea and Vietnam may 
come out of their sleeping zone 
with counterattacking MINDSET.
USA tried to tame Russia 
by using Ukraine, but, when 
reality came out, even Ukraine 
doesn't like USA ANYMORE; 
don't rule out Japan, France, UAE 
and Germany, so by using Israel, the 
USA is again making a mistake, just 
like they did many years BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU NEVER KNOW, MAYBE, THAT GIRL IS LIKE A POISONOUS SNAKE, AS SHE IS UNFAITHFUL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Don't get carried 
away when you see a 
girl who is BEAUTIFUL; 
you never know, maybe, that 
girl is like a poisonous snake, 
as she is UNFAITHFUL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, recently the girls 
are getting married and then 
murdering their own SPOUSE;
we sometimes wonder what type of 
ethics, etiquette and education they 
have learned at their parents HOUSE.'

BABLA: 'The society started ruining 
when they made a rule that 
'Adultery is not a CRIME'; 
then for boys, why second marriage is a 

crime, when they are legalizing adultery 

into a marriage without wasting TIME.'

BALA: 'We are also stunned 
to see their type of choice of 
selecting their BOYFRIEND; 
their husbands were so handsome 
and well mannered, we don't know, 
maybe this is the new TREND.'"- Arindam Sain

AFTER FACING A DOT BALL, SWING YOUR BAT TO HIT A SIX !!!

"COACH: 'Always rise up from 
the ashes like a PHOENIX;
after facing a dot ball, 
swing your bat to hit a SIX.'

CRICKETER: 'I always fear that 
I may get out at the next BALL;
I feel tensed while chasing 
any score even if it is SMALL.'

COACH: 'Do you know why 
the wicketkeeper sometimes 
does sledging from BEHIND;
it is also a type of warfare 
strategy, as your body functions 
in accordance with your MIND.
It is all about your practice, 
practice and practice to boost 
your SELF-CONFIDENCE;
when you have mastered the art 
to win wars, almost all the balls 
will clear the boundary FENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

MURTI PUJO KE KORONA ASAMMAN !!!

"Kiser jonno era korche 
yuddha, eder ke subho 
buddhi daao, hey ISWAR;
murti r chaarpashe nijera ee 
ghore, taai bodhoy muchki 
haasen 'Baba MAKKESWAR'.
Praaye sabai chilen 
Mahadev er BHAKTO;
tarpor je jaar nijeder niyam 
tairi kore hoyechen BIBHAKTO.
Samasya holo ei, je manush ee sab 
theke swarthopor aar barbar PRAANI;
chaahida r sesh nei, neyi santusti, 
taai ghoche o naa manosik GLAANI.
Sabai ke sathe niye sabaar bichardhara 
niye chola r naam ee holo 'SANATAN';
yug er sathe taal miliye choltei hobe, 
noile hobena unnati o PARIVARTAN.
Sudhu matro sei mahapurush der 
dwara murti pujo r darkar nei jaader ke  
swayang dekha diyechen BHAGABAAN;
kintu sadharan maanush ke toh aar iswar 

swayang dekha deben na, sutorang taader 
dwara murti pujo ke korona ASAMMAN."-Arindam Sain

OUT OF ALL THE STARTUP BUSINESSES, 'HINDU MARRIAGE' IS THE BEST ONE !!!

"CHAMPA: 'Your father is becoming 
angry that you are still JOBLESS; 
your educational background is good, 
so, you may start a startup BUSINESS.'

CHAMELI: 'Oh ! Mom, I 
have a master PLAN; 
I have trapped a 
foolish GENTLEMAN.
Out of all the startup 
businesses, 'Hindu 
Marriage' is the best ONE;
Married Hindu men under 'Modi 
Government' in India are still the 
scapegoats, let me marry SOMEONE.'

CHAMPA: 'Do you know 
why in ancient days, the 
dowry system was THERE; 
because as the bride's parents 
invested so much, the bride will not 
give her access to anyone, ANYWHERE.
dowry system has been banned, but filing 
a false DV case to get alimony by any 
woman has become a viral TREND;
the lawyers and the judge enjoy the 
alimony commission, let that poor 
male victim to suffer, let him LEND.'

CHAMELI: 'Yes, mom, let 
me marry that poor FELLOW; 
then these steps of filing the 
false DV cases, we will FOLLOW.
I will stay at my parents house after 
filing a DV case, and will get monthly 
salary in the form of alimony MONEY;
I will enjoy my boyfriends, you will permit 
me, I know, as you will get commission, 
after all, 'money is sweeter than HONEY'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON E REKHO EK TAA EE GURU MANTRA; MAANUSH HOYE JONMECHO JAKHAN, SETA EE THEKO, HOYONA JANTRA !!!

"Khete bhalobasi ice cream boiki, taa 
hok se  'Butter Scotch' baa 'VANILA';
soundarjyo r kadar kori boiki, taa 
hok se 'Urvashi' baa 'URMILA'.
Sab samay mon e rekho 
ek taa ee guru MANTRA;
maanush hoye jonmecho jakhan, 
seta ee theko, hoyona JANTRA.
Urche uruk 
kaalo TAAKA;
tomar pocket toh 
noy ekdum FNAAKA.
Ek baar bneke 
gele SHIRDNAARA;
ferot aase na aar, 
jaa hoy HAATCHARA.
Mon urhte chaaye, uruk na, khule 
daao knacha, hok se mukto BIHANGO;
jekhanei thaaki na kano, taai toh kori 
upobhog jeevan er rash, roop o RANGO.
Chaatak paakhi r hriday 
te o royeche se BHARSHA; 
je charidike jwal kome gele o, thik 
oi mousumi vaayu aanbe BARSHA.
Prithibi o gol, jeevan 
er chaaka o GOL;
taai toh kaarur mrityu r 
por e, amra boli 'HARI BOL'.
Duburi ki aar paaye bhoy, jato 
ee gobheer hok SAMUDRA;
shramik thik kore jaaye shram, 
se jato ee prakhar hok RUDRA.
Praan khule haaso boiki, jakhan 
samay daye ektu SURSURI;
dekhte sadamata hole o, sab theke 
pustikar khabaar kintu oi KHICHURI."- Arindam Sain

I WILL MARRY A WOMAN WHO WILL TAKE KIDS AFTER MARRIAGE !!!

"WOMAN: 'I don't want to 

take kids after MARRIAGE;
I am a feminist, why should I become 

a mother in this modern AGE ?'

MAN: 'If this is the feminist theory, 
then to me, the word 'FEMINIST'; 
is just nothing at 
all but a BULLSHIT.
This is the reason why the number 
of surrogate mothers are on the RISE;
on the other hand, the increased numbers 
of sperm donors will also SURPRISE.'

WOMAN: 'You can have your baby 
with the help of any surrogate WOMAN;
I will not mind, I will also contribute 
some money as much as I CAN.'

MAN: 'Neither your age has 
crossed 45 nor are there any 
medical COMPLICATION;
I will marry a woman who will take kids 
after marriage, no more 'live in' with me, 
you change your living LOCATION.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 6 RUNS AGAINST PBKS ON 03.06.2025 TO LIFT THE IPL TROPHY OF 2025 !!!

"In the Narendra Modi 
stadium, it was Red Vs RED;
who will sleep like a kid tonight
with the trophy at his BED !
IPL started in 2008, so this 
is the final match of IPL 18;
PBKS decided to bowl first and Phil 
departed when RCB's score was 18.
The jersey number of 
Virat Kohli is always 18;
what a valuable knock 
of 43 runs it has BEEN.
RCB could not score 200 due to good 
bowling by Arshdeep and JAMIESON;
190 runs can be chased down in 
Ahmedabad, so, the war was ON.
The 'Priyansh Porsche' 
came to a HALT; 
due to a stunning catch 
taken by Phil SALT.
On 03.06.2025, that is 
in the final match NIGHT;
Krunal Pandya emerged 
as the Dark KNIGHT.
Josh Inglis was in 
full 'Josh' and could have 
finished the match ALONE;
but, alas, Krunal Pandya 
hunted him, as the ball fell at 
the safe hands of LIVINGSTONE.
PBKS was still at the driving 
seat, but Bhuvneshwar Kumar, 
as usual, is a silent KILLER; 
The 'Bhuvi Blizzard' got rid of 
Nehal Wadhera and Marcus 
Stoinis to create a THRILLER.
It was too late, but, still a big 
round of applause indeed for that 
brave warrior, Shashank SINGH;
PBKS may have lost the final 
match just by 6 runs, but, 
Shashank played like a KING."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS PRESS THE BUTTON, 'INSERT' !!!

"MANORAMA: 'Your life is 
going to make a big TURN;
don't invest in new assets too 
early, your hands may BURN.'

MANORANJAN: 'I don't 
know how to go SLOW; 
why to fear, when I know 
that this river is SHALLOW.'

MANORAMA: 'Adventure is safe, 
if and only if all the external 
forces are in your FAVOUR;
passion is good but should be carried 
out with smart decisions, it is not always 
necessary to taste all types of FLAVOUR.'

MANORANJAN: 'Without the execution 
of passion, life is boring and a 
boring life is like a DESERT; 
every adventure is good, when you have a 

sporting mindset, forget the 'Delete' button, 

always press the button, 'INSERT'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON TAA HOK FURFURE; JEEVAN TAA HOK BHAVAGHURE !!!

"Chokh er saamne 
saajsojja korbaar AAYENA;
amake ee dekhchi aami, 
aatma dhoreche BAAYENA.
Mon taa hok FURFURE;
jeevan taa hok BHAVAGHURE.
chaai naa daami upohaar, tomake 
kasto kore aaste hobena 'SANTA;
mon santusto holei holo, jutlei holo 
dui bela fyan bhaath baa PANTA.
Orey swaarthopor 
maanab jaati, paalabi 
kothay, prithibi ta je GOL;
tobu magaj dholai o maya r 
taan e, gora e galad dhora 
porena, taai eto GANDAGOL.
'Kurukshetra' r mato yuddha 
korbaar por, jakhan sainik 
shibir e neme aase KLAANTI;
ekmaatro takhan ee 
dekhi, je ubhay pakkho 
ee chaaye SHAANTI.
Sinduk toh seyi uttarsuri 
raa bhengei debe, jato ee 
ote laagano thaak CHAABI;
barong oto aagle na rekhe, 
jato taa paaro upobhog karo, 
aboshisto tuku koruk DAABI.
Niswaas chirotare bandho 
holei toh sab SESH;
taai anande bnaacho, mon 
er bhitore kiser eto KLESH."- Arindam Sain

PRINCESS PRAMILA O PRINCE PRIYOTOSH !!!

"RAJKUMARI: 'Hey Rajkumar, 
tomar hriday r 'prem kutir' e 
kano laagiye rekhecho TAALA;
'samudra jharh' hoye bole ki, jaahaj 
abaar jaayena samudre, thik ee jaaye 
boiki, kaajei hok naa abaar PREMLEELA.'

RAJKUMAR: 'Amar hriday r 'Prem Kutir', 
aami bujhbo ki korbo, tumi eto prashno 
kore, koro na amar kaan JHAALAPAALA; 
tumi ee toh sedin bolle, je, ei kaliyug e, prem 
bole aar kichu nei, hotath ki holo, abaar 
prem e porlo naaki, 'Princess PRAMILA'.'

RAJKUMARI: 'Kano ki hoyeche taate, 
prem e portei paari, meye ra prem e 
porlei bujhi, meyeder ee jato DOSH.'

RAJKUMAR: 'Aah ! aami abaar seta kakhon 

bollum, emni aktu anumaan korlum, taai 
bole rege giye korcho kano fnosh FNOSH.'

RAJKUMARI: 'Bhoy peyona, konodin jodi 
tomar amar chharachhari o hoye jaaye, 
aami chaaibona kono KHORPOSH;
ei kaliyug e, kono meye erokom protisruti 

debena, bhebe dakho, taai bindaas abaar 

prem e poruk 'Prince PRIYOTOSH'.'"- Arindam Sain

YEH PRAKRITI HEE TAIYE KARTI HAIN KAB KAHAN KAISE, KAISI HOGI AAP KI MIJAAZ !!!

"Tufan ke baad, aayi 
hain thodi THANDAK;
paidal chal raha hoon, 
sunsaan hain yeh SADAK.
Dur chali gayi tum, yeh dil kare koshish 
tumko bhoolne ki, aahista AAHISTA;
lekin dimaag ko yaad hain sab kuch, woh 
prem gali, woh adhura pyar ka RAASTA.
Mausam ki tarah pyar bhi badalta 
hain apni roop aur RANG; 
mayabi hain yeh duniya, kisi ko na pataa, 
kab kahan kaun rahega kis ke SANG.
Mohabbat kabhi kabhi phoolon ki tarah 
murjha jaati hain, lekin uski yaadein NAHI;
zindagi ki gaadi aise hee chalti raheti hain, 
yeh soch ke, kya tha galat aur kya tha SAHI.
Yeh prakriti hee taiye karti hain kab kahan 
kaise, kaisi hogi aap ki mijaaz, kabhi yeh 
dil baane fakir, toh kabhi baane RAJA;
yehi swarg hain, yehi narak hain, khaali 
nazariye ka fark hain, yehi milegi sajaa aur 
yehi khulegi khushiyon ka naya DARWAJA."- Arindam Sain

CHORD LINE LOCAL, TAAI THAAKE ONEKTAI FNAAKA !!!

"Chord line local, taai 
thaake onektai FNAAKA;
Bardhaman theke Howrah 
jete, laage maatro 25 TAAKA.
Shaktigarh theke train jaaye bneke, 
jato jaaye hote thaake KHAALI;
main line er sathe abar jaabe 
jurey, jakhan pouchobe BALLY.
Chord line ei kintu 
khaabar er BAAHAAR;
thaakte paarben na, 
naa kore ektu AHAAR.
Peye jaaben peyaaj tel makhaano bhajha 
cheerey, ache abaar GHOTI-GARAM;
special jhaalmuri o paaben boiki, saathe 
ek tukro naarkol, besh kochi o NARAM.
Masagram perolei paaben ghugni, 
deem seddho r SAATHE;
aar nin ek cup special lebu chaa, aar ki 
chaai mashai, rajokiyo byapar EKSAATHE.
Ei sab khete khete bujhtei paarben na, 
kakhan ei train dhuke gache DANKUNI; 
gambhir kanthoswar e bollen ek byakti, 
'Howrah dhuke jaabo praaye EKKHUNI'. 
Onekeyi jaanena Howrah station er 
aajob signal er khela, sobuj 
hote naaye onek SAMAY;
kato express train Howrah r mukh e 
ese hnaa kore daariye thaake, yatra r 
sesh ta motei noy ANANDAMAY.
Bally teh dekhi tuk kore uthe 
porlo ek badamwala, besh 
kabita r chhande katha BOLE; 
Asansol ba Raniganj e jerokom badaam 
paowa jaaye, laal khosha saho badaam, 
er theke ek packet na niley ki aar CHOLE.'"- Arindam Sain

ERA O EK PRAKAAR 'MIR ZAFAR' EE BOTE, TAAH HOCCHE BOIKI BESH SPASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Pakistan kano jwal pacchena, 
taai niye kichu lok er kano eto KASTO; 
era o ek prakaar 'Mir Zafar' ee bote, 
taah hocche boiki besh SPASTO.'

BABOOL: 'Oi meye ta abar bolchilo, 'kiser 
Bharat', meye ta ekdum TAARKAATA;
orey ke kothay chili takhan, maarte paarlini 
oi meye taar mukh e ekta JNHAATA.'

BABLA: 'Jakhan Hindu der ke oi 
Pakistani raa maarlo, takhan kothay 
chilo ei sab China r DALAAL;
Alimuddin Street e, aagey konodin ee 
urhto naa Bharat er jaatiyo pataaka, 
taai shunyo hoyeche aaj 'LAAL'.'

BALA: 'Aar ek kulangaar toh 
bolei fello je desh prem naaki 
taar kaache ekta BUJRUKI';
era ontoto Sofia der mato yoddha der 
theke shikuk je desh prem kaake bole, jato 
ee thakuk praan er JNHUKI.'"- Arindam Sain

PAKISTAN WILL DIE A NATURAL DEATH, WHAT A PITY !!!

"KHALSA LEADER: 'We want 
to see the United PUNJAB;
only under India, there will be Rachna, 
Bari, Bist, Jech and Sindh Sagar DOAB.'

BALOCH LEADER: 'Annex with 
India, the territories of Sindh 
and BALOCHISTAN.
Khyber Pakhtunkhwa people are influenced 
by the Taliban and China has indirect 
economic control on GILGIT-BALTISTAN.'

KHALSA LEADER: 'We will conquer 
Peshawar again just like Maharaja 
Ranjit Singh conquered in 1834;
time for sweet revenge of the mass 
killings of Sikh people during partition, 
the Punjab Lions are ready to ROAR.
we also want a separate state under 
India, just like BALOCHISTAN;
and this 'United Punjab' state 
will be renamed as KHALISTAN.'

BALOCH LEADER: 'With the blessing of 

Makkeswar Mahadev Shivling idol in Mecca, 
and with the support from Sindhi people, 

we will take full control of Karachi CITY;
The Indian Army must first conquer 
Lavpuri, the city of Ramputra Lav; blessing 
of Hinglaj Maata is also with us, Pakistan 
will die a natural death, what a PITY.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BISWASGHAATOK AAR BARBOR JAAT TAA EE JANO EI PRITHIBI R BUKEY SAB THEKE BARO ABHISAAP !!!

"JANGI: 'Ei kaapor khol, dekhi tor 
oita amader mato kaata NAAKI;
oho tor oita toh kaata noy, tahole toh 
bhai ei tour e, tui khub ee UNLUCKY.
Boudi kichu mon e korben na, 
muchey felun apnaar sithi r SINDUR;
ekhuni guli chalaabo, apnar 
swami chole jaabe bohu DUR.'

'MAHILA: 'Tomra ki bhabcho, 
je tomra  bneche JAABE;
tomader ke o Indian Army 
bahu dur e PATHAABE.
Tomra ee balo je eta haraam ota 
haraam, othocho prithibi teh 
tomra ee karo sab theke beshi PAAP;
tomader ei biswasghaatok aar 
barbor jaat taa ee jano ei prithibi r 
bukey sab theke baro ABHISAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

CREATING WEST BANGLADESH IS THEIR VISION !!!

"BABLOO: 'In West Bengal, 
26000 people became JOBLESS;
the corruption has ruined everything, 
the people of West Bengal are in MESS.'

BABOOL: 'The West Bengal Police 
are running away from minority 
community terrorists out of FEAR;
but these cops can kick the belly of 
the people who lost their jobs due 
to corruption, this case is very CLEAR.'

BABLA: 'To divert the case of 
corruption in SSC RECRUITMENT; 
are they playing the tricks to create riots 
in the name of 'Wakf Bill AMENDMENT'.'

BALA: 'I would rather blame the 
public of West Bengal, for their 
bad choice and worst DECISION;
someone said that Bengal is the border of 
Sri Lanka, such is the education level, maybe, 
creating West Bangladesh is their VISION.'"- Arindam Sain

KNAAKOR GULO SAMAY THAKTE THAKTE BHECHHE DILE, HOYTO BAATIL HOTONA OI CHAAL ER BASTAA !!!

"POLICE: 'Aapni ekta goyenda galpo 
likhte likhte, hotath gelen THEME; 
oi galpe lekha chilo lottery r katha, amra 
o besh saafolyo pelum maath e NEME.
Thamlen kano, jaa jaanen, likhun dekhini 
bhalo kore, sab kichu jaanuk SABAAI;
jaa abostha ekhane, chaturdike 
durniti, sudhu khaali khaai KHAAI.'

LEKHAK: 'Jakhan kono 
pratibaadi hoy AAKRANTO; 
apnaara toh kono kaaj ee koren na, 
taai paristhiti hoy othe ASHANTO.
Amake o toh maarte 
esechilo, diyechilo HUMKI;
apnara aaj obdi amar kora diary r 
bhitti teh kono byabostha niyechen KI ?'

POLICE: 'Naa aasole, bujhtei toh paarchen, 
din din baarche rajnoitik CHAAP;
dhaamachaapa o pore 
jacche kato PAAP.
Ki korbo bolun, amader o toh sangsar 
ache, paache badli kore daye onek 
dur e, royeche mon e seyi BHOY;
amader ke ekbaar anumoti dik na, dekhben 
chobbish ghanta e, dekhiye debo ki kore 
duskriti der ke thanda korte HOY.'

LEKHAK: 'Onek gaafilati toh achei, 
kono durniti ee jano dekhte paayena,
jano chokh e poreche CHHAANI;
ei bachar kintu sakal sampradaaye 
r maanush Ram Navami paalon 
koreche, jato ee dik na kano USKAANI.
Knaakor gulo samay thakte 
thakte bhechhe dile, hoyto baatil 
hotona oi chaal er BASTAA;
Bangabhoomi r sadharan maanush 
er parishram aar medha ki eto 
taa ee hoye gache SASTAA.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST KKR ON 22.03.2025 !!!

"'Aaji ei Baaise March e, aathero 
boyesh hoilo tomaar, naai kono BHOY';
In 2025, IPL turns 18 with the melodious 
voice of Shreya Ghoshal at the 'City of JOY'.
For Hazlewood, the easy 
catch miss, was a SHOCK; 
but Hazlewood did succeed 
to get rid of Quinton de KOCK.
Rahane and Narine had a 
strong partnership of 103;
Krunal hunted KKR's middle 
order and ended at 29/3.
At Eden Gardens, in reply to KKR's 174;
both Salt and Kohli of RCB started to ROAR.
RCB won by 7 wickets and it looked 
a very easy run chase game in FACT;
and in this match, the skippers of both 
the teams made a good IMPACT."- Arindam Sain

INDIA LIFTED THE ICC CHAMPIONS TROPHY OF 2025 BY WINNING AGAINST NEW ZEALAND BY 4 WICKETS ON 9TH MARCH 2025 !!!

"After winning against South Africa, the 
New Zealand batters looked STRONG; 
New Zealand openers had a good 
start but Varun got rid of YOUNG.
Kuldeep sent two dangerous 
batters back to the PAVILION;
one is Ravindra and another 
one is WILLIAMSON.
Slowly and steadily, the cake 
was baked by Daryl MITCHELL; 
the perfect icing on the cake was 
done by Michael BRACEWELL.
It was the clash of the 
Titans, so the score of 251; 
was undoubtedly 
the competitive ONE.
Rohit Sharma led from the 
front and India scored 100 
runs in 17 overs in this MATCH;
but you cannot rule out Glenn 
Phillips who got rid of Shubman 
Gill by a superb acrobatic CATCH.
With the ball, it was 
Bracewell AGAIN;
Kohli departed, and the Indian 
fans surely felt the PAIN.
By stepping out of the 
crease, the 'Hitman' 
did a BLUNDER;
Rachin celebrated as he knew 
that only strong winds will blow, 
but, there will be no THUNDER.
The line and length of the New 
Zealand bowling attack became TIGHT;
Sreyas became the victim of Santner 
at his sensible knock of 48.
Both Axar and Hardik just threw 
away their respective WICKET;
KL Rahul did well by concentrating on 
ones and twos even after being well SET.
On 9th March 2025, in Dubai, 
India won by 4 wickets 
against the New ZEALAND;
lifting F-50 format Champions trophy, 

2025 by India is a comeback indeed, the 
world must appreciate and UNDERSTAND."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 4 WICKETS ON 4TH MARCH 2025 !!!

"Shami got the chances twice to take 
the catches while on his bowling LINE;
Varun Chakravarthy got rid of 
Travis Head who scored 39.
Jadeja hunted two middle order 
batsmen as he is always CUNNING; 
to confuse the batsmen that in which 
delivery, the ball will be actually SPINNING.
Shami hits the off stump and this time the 
bell came off to dismiss the lucky STEVEN;
after being hit for a six, Axar came back to 
bowled out Maxwell who could score only 7.
The 'Direct Hit' throw by Shreyas Iyer 
was just an outstanding ONE; 
and Australia failed to score 280 as 
Alex Carey got run out at his knock of 61.
Though Australia missed 3 catches, but still, 
for a long time, the 'Hitman' didn't SURVIVE;
the match became competitive when Adam 
dismissed Shreyas at his score of 45.
With the bat, Axar played 
his part well INDEED;
Virat took an unnecessary risk, as in 
that particular over, there was no NEED.
As if the Australians were sweating 
after tasting the Indian spicy CURRY;
because Hardik Pandya came in to take 
the sweet revenge and was in a HURRY.
India won by 4 wickets and it is a party time 
on 4th March 2025 during the team DINNER;
just like MS Dhoni, the KL Rahul is also 
emerging as the finisher or match WINNER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 44 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 02.03.2025 !!!

"Virat has been hunted when 
two wickets were already DOWN; 
the stunning catch taken by Glenn 
Phillips is the 'Hot talk of the TOWN'.
India came back with a 98 runs partnership 

between Shreyas Iyer and Axar PATEL;
a good acrobatic catch by Williamson 
is the reason that Axar's wicket FELL.
What a catch by Williamson it has BEEN;
to dismiss Jadeja at his knock of 16.
Shreyas played well again 
and did score a superb 79;
but it was Hardik's speedy knock, for 
which India managed to score 249.
Matt Henry ended up with 42/5;
and Hardik played 45 balls to score 45.
Ravindra gone as Axar 
took a fantastic CATCH;
but, Williamson is still there who 
has the ability to win any MATCH.
Indian spinners 
started to DOMINATE;
in some cases, responses 
by KL Rahul was too LATE.
The only one wicket taken by 
Axar is the most important ONE;
to dismiss the dangerous Kane 
Williamson who alone scored 81.
Kuldeep bagged 2, Jadeja bagged 1, 
but Varun's bowling figure is also 42/5;
on 2nd March 2025, India won by 44 
runs as the Kiwis got bowled out at 205."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST PAKISTAN ON 23RD FEBRUARY 2025 !!!

"In Dubai, on 23rd February 
2025, it was Blue Vs GREEN; 
the India Vs Pakistan match, always 
the greatest rivalry it has BEEN.
The comeback style of Hardik 
Pandya is always SUPERHIT;
Axar showed his class by doing 
a run out with a direct HIT.
After a good partnership, when 
Rizwan got bowled out by Axar PATEL;
after that, in quick succession, the 
wickets of Pakistan started to FELL.
Kuldeep bagged 3 wickets, 
though, Saud scored 62; 
to win this ICC Champions trophy 
match, India just needed 242.
Rohit got out due to Shaheen's 
left-handed bowling SWING;
and then came in to bat, 
Mr. Kohli, the 'Run Chase' KING.
Shreyas looked clinical in his 
knock of 56 without any DOUBT; 
India won by 6 wickets as Virat scored 
a ton and remained 'not OUT'."- Arindam Sain

SARASWATI PUJO R DIN E BASANTI RANG ER PUNJABI PORE AASBO AAMI, SUSWAADU HOY JANO OI KHICHURI !!!

"MURALI: 'Diyo na go foo, dhiki 
dhiki kore na jwole othe AAGUN; 
nolen gur diye khacchi ruti aar bhabchi 
je kobe maagh periye aasbe FAALGUN.'

MADHABI: 'Se toh deri ache, taar 
aagey aasbena bujhi amader school e, 
Saraswati pujo r din e, khete PRASAAD; 
porashona e mon daao bujhle, amake 
niye likhte hobena oto kabita, nijer 
jeevan ta korona BARBAAD.'

MURALI: 'Bojho, e toh dekhchi 
petni r mukh e Ram naam, tumi 
na satyi ee ekta paaka BURI; 
Saraswati pujo r din e basanti rang er 
punjabi pore aasbo aami, suswaadu 
hoy jano oi KHICHURI.'"- Arindam Sain

EVEN IF I AM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, I WILL NOT BE OUT OF YOUR MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'You came from 
nowhere to steal my HEART; 
am I falling in love, from 
tomorrow, please don't FLIRT.'

BOY: 'Yeah, your heart has 
started to feel romantic FEELING; 
as you have opened the door of your 
heart to accept me as your DARLING.'

GIRL: 'Yes, it is true, maybe because, 
nowadays you are too NEAR; 
but, if you go far away, how 
can I control my heart, I do FEAR.'

BOY: 'Sometimes it is a 
blessing in disguise as true 
love is basically so BLIND; 
and your heart will keep on loving 
me, even if I am out of our sight, I 
will not be out of your MIND.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR WIFE IS MORE HEINOUS THAN A PROSTITUTE !!!

"CALL GIRL: 'She is asking for 
monthly alimony, because you had 
sex with her for so many years, so, your 
wife is more heinous than a PROSTITUTE; 
you did a blunder by putting objection 
on her extramarital affairs, now she 
has gone to live with her boyfriend and 
hence I am your wife's SUBSTITUTE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Due to loopholes in 
Hindu Marriage Act of India, the call girls 
are getting so many customers to enjoy 
sex in any couple friendly hotel ROOM;
due to the idiotic judiciary system, 
prostitution will be made legal in India 
just like in Germany and Netherlands 
and the prostitution business will BOOM.'

CALL GIRL: 'I am far better than your 
wife, I am charging less than your 
monthly alimony AMOUNT; 
as you are a good caring person and 
there is romance within your heart, I am 
always giving you so much DISCOUNT.
Even if you want, I am also ready to give 
birth to your baby and you will tell the 
world that, it is just a case of SURROGACY; 
I will raise that baby like a single mother 
and you are always welcome here as my 
regular customer with unlimited INTIMACY.
You have no other choice as you love me, 
and I am far better than your bloody wife 

when it comes to providing you both 

mental and physical SATISFACTION; 

she has filed a protection order, so if you 
visit her house, you will be arrested, if you 
don't pay monthly alimony, the court will 
issue warrant, and police will take ACTION.'"- Arindam Sain

WAKE UP, YOU ARE STILL ALIVE; 2024 HAS GONE, IT IS NOW 2025 !!!

"Wake up, you are still alive, fight 
back, as you have to SURVIVE;
don't stop, once it is broken, 
2024 has gone, it is now 2025;
come on, you are a busy bee, 
once again create the BEEHIVE.
Competitions will be tough as 
your competitors will be on PAR;
the road of success is yours, 
just drive the victory CAR;
learn when and how to change 
gears like a SUPERSTAR.
Experience teaches 
you when to be MILD; 
the situation teaches 
you when to be WILD; 
the battlefield teaches you how to win 
the battle by pretending like a CHILD.
On the first day of the new year, 
your mind is refreshingly 
welcoming a new SUN;
the world is round buddy, you may 
come back at the same point, 
no matter, how much you RUN;
roses have thorns and life has problems, 
just face it, counter it and win over it 
to chill out after sunset and have FUN."- Arindam Sain