FOR THE BENGALI FOOTBALL LOVERS, THE 13TH DECEMBER 2025 IS A BLACK SATURDAY !!!

"The event management in 
Kolkata was completely MESSY;
it was indeed an indirect insult 
to the legendary Lionel MESSI.
The football lovers paid 
so much money, maybe 
the app is 'DISTRICT';
how 20 rupees water bottles 
got sold for 150 rupees, why 
Kolkata cops were not STRICT ? 
The football lovers in Kolkata could 
not even see Lionel Messi, what an 
example of callous ADMINISTRATION;
they played with the emotion of 
football lovers, as a result, the football 
lovers showed their AGITATION.
Yuva Bharati Krirangan stadium 
will get repaired AGAIN; 
but, can the Bengal sports minister 
compensate the Messi fans' PAIN ?
For the Bengali football lovers, 
the 13th December 2025 
is a Black SATURDAY;
Lionel Messi is like the God of 
football to his fans, but, the sports 
minister ruined it, we must SAY.
Any legendary footballer visits 
different places around the world 
to promote the game of FOOTBALL;
Footballers are hardly interested in 
politics or politicians, they want to 
connect with football lovers after ALL.
On 13th December 2025, in 
Hyderabad, Lionel Messi 
enjoyed every MOMENT;
as Telengana Chief Minister 
played football and didn't hijack 
organizer's event MANAGEMENT.
In Kolkata, the basic 
administration, the Bengal 
administrator cannot ASSURE;
that's why, wise men said long 
time ago that prevention 
is better than CURE.
Bangabhoomi, which is famous for 
Mohun Bagan and East Bengal has 
failed today to maintain brand IMAGE;
refund ticket price money to them 
instead of doing drama of an inquiry 
committee for such public OUTRAGE."- Arindam Sain

MONEY IS THE REAL MAGNET !!!

"There is no 
time to ADJUST;
wise men said that 
flexibility is a MUST.
But, nowadays, hardly 
there is any TRUST; 
as love is being 
dominated by LUST.
In today's world, path 
of love is not STEEP; 
because the impact of 
romance is not so DEEP.
Those romantic days are 
gone, when, after falling in 
love, you could not SLEEP;
when, after an emotional breakup 
of romantic life, while lying on the 
bed, quietly, the girls used to WEEP. 
The reason is simple, our 
mind is getting governed 
by an electronic GADGET;
and then to add fuel to the 
fire, there are several social 
media platforms in the INTERNET.
Only 'Give and Take' 

policy, provided the bull 

has a good amount of 

money in his WALLET;
the divine vibration has been 

enjoyed on a priority basis, the 

bull is like a sugar daddy here, 

as money is the real MAGNET."- Arindam Sain

IT IS YOU AND YOU ONLY, WHO SETS THE TONE; THEN WHY TO FEAR ANY SUPER CYCLONE !!!

"Some may say that 
what's in a NAME; 
but, it really matters in terms 
of brand value in any GAME.
Time teaches you the art of 
attracting anyone by utilising 
your artistic reference FRAME; 
enjoy simple and little things, it 
maintains the warmth of your heart 
within by igniting romantic FLAME.
In this universe, 
no one is ALONE;
within your mind, your 
soul is your CLONE.
It is you and you only, 
who sets the TONE;
then why to fear 
any super CYCLONE.
In summer, you feel like spending 
more time inside the swimming POOL;
during winter only, you remember and 
respect any garments made of WOOL.
Human psychology changes 
with time and ambience, no one 
is neither too smart nor too FOOL;
experience is the best manual of daily
life experiments, it teaches you, how at 

odd times, you will stay COOL."- Arindam Sain

YOU BELIEVE IN GENDER EQUALITY, THAT'S GOOD, NOW, WE MUST EQUALLY SPLIT THE RESTAURANT BILL !!!

"VAISHALI: 'Hi, I am Vaishali, 
I hope that you have liked this 
restaurant, it is a nice PLACE; 
look, let me tell you that  I am 
a feminist, I always prefer 
to have a personal SPACE.
No matter whatsoever, I 
believe in gender EQUALITY; 
and I believe in brand 
value and good QUALITY.
The food items were 
very delicious RIGHT;
it is indeed a very good 
romantic dinner date NIGHT.

VAIBHAV: 'You believe in gender 
equality, that's good, now, we must 
equally split the restaurant BILL;
no cash, no problem, relax, QR 
code is there in this restaurant, you 
pay 50%, I pay 50%, so just CHILL.'

VAISHALI: 'No, no, you got 
my concept, totally WRONG;
after all, you men are always 
dominating and STRONG.
Gender equality and paying 
50% bill is not the SAME;
Men must always pay the full 
restaurant bill, that's the real GAME.'

VAIBHAV: 'Madam, this is my ID 
Card, I am an Intelligence officer, 
I came here to INVESTIGATE;
so, this restaurant owner gives you 
30% commission on the bill for what 
you and your dating partner ATE.
So many single men have been 
fooled by you through a dating app 
by inviting them to a dating DINNER;
as I am a spy, the Special Task Force 
assigned me this investigation by saying, 
'If she is guilty, it is time to warn HER'.'

VAISHALI: 'But, you can't take any 
action against me, you can only 
create a social AWARENESS; 
this Gen-Z generation boys are not 
so smart, and we girls always fool 
them by dating to run our BUSINESS.'

VAIBHAV : 'A man associated with 
you, did a video call as a fake cop to 
a single man whom you dated HERE;
with a recorded video call session, you 

blackmailed that man, and he lodged a 
complaint to a cyber cell SOMEWHERE.
Your real boyfriend who is actually a fake 

cop has been arrested and the cyber 
cell cops are waiting for you OUTSIDE; 

for the time being, we, intelligence 
officers have to provide some treatment 
to this restaurant owner INSIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

OUR GEN-Z MEN MUST TAKE DOWRY AS A SECURITY DEPOSIT; IF HIS WIFE DEMANDS ALIMONY, JUST RETURN THAT DOWRY AMOUNT, THAT'S IT !!!

"GIRL'S FATHER: 'We are strictly 
against dowry, why in marriage, there 
should be any transaction of MONEY;
but, yes, my elder daughter got divorce 
by filing a domestic violence case and 
she got 20 lakhs as divorce ALIMONY.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! please don't mind, 
but, it is the brutal truth that your elder 
daughter is a sophisticated PROSTITUTE;
for having a 'Suhag Raat', your daughter 
looted him, if she is not a characterless 
girl, all the money she must RESTITUTE.'

GIRL'S FATHER: See, nowadays this is the 
trend and why should a girl not misuse the 

loopholes of obsolete Indian marriage ACT;

that's the reason why non-working women 
always marry high salaried men, after all, 
this is an easy business in FACT.'

COMMON MAN: 'As your younger 
daughter is also a non working WOMAN;
and I am a salaried person, so, you have 
to give me dowry as much as you CAN.
Your daughters are like any 'Made 
in China' product, there is no 
warranty or guarantee at ALL;
I want 20 lakhs in dowry through valuable 
gifts only like gold, car, etc, and for you 
such pimp, the amount is very SMALL.
Our Gen-Z men must take 
dowry as a security DEPOSIT; 
if his wife demands alimony, just 
return that dowry money, that's IT.'"- Arindam Sain

TOBE EIBAARE PRAJAPATI DEKHTE PAAI JANO, ONEK TOH DEKHLUM SUYOPOKA !!

"Ki hriday peyecho hey KHOKA;
mastiska dekhchi ekebarei BOKA.
Ghano ghano porcho prem 
e, kheye o jaccho DHOKHA; 
tobe eibaare prajapati dekhte paai 
jano, onek toh dekhlum SUYOPOKA.
Prem maanei kintu 
noy jharh, noy kono 
damka HAAOWA;
prem maane besh haalka haalka 
boibe baatash, aar paal tola 
nouko e kore bheshe JAAOWA.
Joyaar o neyi, bhaata o 
neyi, kintu tobu o jano 
nadi r jwal e royeche TAAN;
premika r seyi misti haasi 
aar mridu kanthoswar shune 
jano juriye jaaye PRAAN.
Prem e porle, hriday 
thaake ekdum FURFURE;
mastiska o bole othe, je ei charitra 
ta hoye jaak ebaar ektu BHAVAGHURE.
Jeevan e joyar bhata r mato, 
ache boiki asha o NIRAASHA; 
tobu hridmajhare more o jano 
morena, satyikaar er BHALOBASHA."- Arindam Sain

GHAR E, GHAR E PRADEEP JWAALO, GHUCHIYE DAAO ANDHAKAAR, SABAAR JEEVAN E AASUK AALO !!!

"Aajker din ei toh firechilen maryada 
purushottam Bhagaban RAM; 
charidike aalo r roshnai teh 
seje uthechilo Ayodhya DHAM.
Sei anand e, ghar e, 
ghar e pradeep JWAALO;
ghuchiye daao andhakaar, 
sabaar jeevan e aasuk AALO.
Charidike samudra diye ghera 
amader ei chotto sobuj DWEEP;
samudra saikat e aaj jwolche 
kato shato PRADEEP.
Ei dweep e Tamil aar Bangaali 
ra milemishe thaaki, sabai 
ke jaanai 'Shubho DEEPAVALI;
ekhaane amra Bangaali ra Kali 
pujo o kori boiki besh dhumdham 
kore, ekhano hoy poshu BALI.
Pradeep er aalo e, jwaljwal korche 
charidik, jodi o ei raat taa AMAVASYA;
Maa Kali r aashirvad e, dur hok 
amader jeevan er sab SAMASYA."- Arindam Sain

SANGSAR E JANO THAAKE SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"Gaacher tala e bose, taamuk 
niye haath e, thakurda korche 
aaowaaz, 'purr purr PURR';
chorui paakhi gulo mon er anand 
e, ei bose toh ei orhe, aar korche 
aaowaaz, 'furr furr FURR.'
Vidyalay gulo teh je 
bhaipnhota obdi 
diye diyeche CHUTI;
taai toh pratidin aamra khelchi keet 
keet, bou basanti, kabaddi, danguli, 
marble, baaghbandi ebong teen GUTI.
Duti graam er moddhe 
diye boye gache ekta 
chotto khaal, sekhane 
aamra baaite jaayi DINGAA;
neel akash e penja tulo r mato 
megh, khaal er dui dhaare kaash 
phool, kakhano dekha jaaye 
paankouri, kakhano MAACHRAANGA.
Dingaa ta asole lakkhi r baba 
r, asole or baba je maajhi, 
majhemoddhe gaan gaaye 
boiki, bodhoy 'BHAATIAALI';
ei lakkhi r palla e pore, amar hoyeche 
chhip diye maach dhorbaar nesha, 
ektu baro maach porlei, lakkhi 
khusi hoye, daye HAATHTAALI.
Sarat kaal e, ei pujo r 
chuti teh, upolobdhi kori 
boiki Bangabhoomi r 
prakriti r ei sundar ROOP;
Durga pujo sesh, sabaar ektu mon 
kharap, jyotsna raat er akaash e, 
kato taara r samagam, jhijhi poka kintu 
dekei choleche, se motei hoyna CHUP.
Aasche lakkhi pujo, oi purnima 
raat e, saara raat dhore khelbo 
amra kabaddi, kaku raa khelbe 
taash, aar daadu ra khelbe PASHA;
lakkhi abaar besh bhalo ee banaaye 
narkol er naaru, aaro katarakam naaru 
baanaye, garam luchi aar gaaowa 
ghee diye chola r dal, ekdum KHAASHA.
Proti bachor lakkhi pujo kore 
graam bangla r onek CHAASHA;
falan ta bhalo hok, hey maa 
lakkhi, mon e royeche eituku ASHA.
Samriddhi aante giye, hoy boiki 
ektu kasto, hoy boiki KLAANTI;
kintu aashirvad karo hey maa lakkhi, 
sangsar e jano thaake sukh o SHAANTI."- Arindam Sain

WHY TO PLAY 'HIDE AND SEEK' !!!

"My heart was filled 
with joy, and excitement 
was in full FLOW;
full of positive energy 
and I was wearing a t-shirt 
which was YELLOW.
After seeing you, when 
my heart slipped towards 
you, I got no CLUE;
with long hairs and a smile 
you did magic on me, and 
your beautiful saree was BLUE.
Ironically, once 
my EX-GIRLFRIEND 
Introduced you to me 
as her best FRIEND.
At that juncture, 
my heart was 
occupied by HER;
never thought that a break-up 
will happen and I have 
to search for ANOTHER.
Now if you proceed towards 
me, then there is a high chance 
that she will CRITICIZE;
by saying to the people that her 
best friend has played some 
tricks to hack her best PRIZE.
Very soon, our level 
of romance will reach 
at its highest PEAK;
let the world know that 
we are lovebirds, why to 
play 'Hide and SEEK'."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAY LEKHA ACHE, JE PREM E AGHAAT PELE, HOTEI HOBE DEVDAS !!!

"KAALU: 'Prem e porbaar aage 
ei lokta chilo CHAATAAL; 
prem e aghaat peye ekhan 
ei lokta ee hoyeche MAATAAL.

LAALU: 'Liver taa praaye gache, madh 
kheye kheye koreche SARBANASH;
Kothay lekha ache, je prem e 
aghaat pele, hotei hobe DEVDAS.'

DHABALI: 'Amra teen jon mile 
toh katobaar bojhano r chesta 
korechi, 'Ekta premika gache 
toh gache, abar aasbe onyo KEYU'; 
oke dosh diye o laabh nei, ki korei 
baa bujhbe amader bhasha, 
bhabche bodhoy ekta maataal ke 
dekhe, korchi sudhu gheyu GHEYU.'"- Arindam Sain

OI CHOKH ER JWAL JHORE JAAOWA MUHURTE, AAMI O AASI, KINTU CHUPI CHUPI, AAMAR NAAM SHAANTI !!!

"Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aami aasi firey FIREY;
kato ee naa yuddha, kato ee 
naa mrityu, kato ee naa rakto 
jaaye jhore, tarpor aase KLAANTI;
oi chokh er jwal jhore jaaowa 
muhurte, aami o aasi, kintu chupi 
chupi, aamar naam SHAANTI.
Jakhan sukh samriddhi thaake, 
takhan ee dekhi ek shreni r 
maanush kore beshi YUDDHA; 
pratham pratham bujhtam naa, ekhan 
besh bujhte paari, je, kano orokom 
bhabe haase oi 'Laughing BUDDHA'.
Khaali haath e esecho, jaabe 
o khaali haath e, santusto 
thaako jato tuku korecho ARJAN;
lobh thekei aase durniti, aar oi durniti ee 
aane hingsha dik e dik e, tarpor gota jaati 
taar hoye jaaye ek prokaar BISARJAN.
Aami toh Shanti, aatma o khoje 
aamaye, othocho aagun e pure 
chaai hoye gache taar SHARIR;
mon er baasona jatokkhon na hoy 
paripurna, se jano ek ashaanto 
nadi, moteyi royena dhir STHIR."- Arindam Sain

WITHIN YOUR HEART, THE SWEET MEMORIES AND RELATIONSHIPS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN !!!

"Life is a journey, be 
it on air, on water or 
on any type of WHEEL;
what remains in your 
memory, is the happiness 
in that journey that you FEEL.
While running, you may not get 
time to look back, as your mind 
has become too STRATEGIC;
but, the world is round, when you are 
running, you may meet your old friends 
again, to make you feel NOSTALGIC.
All journeys may not 
be so INTERESTING;
but appreciate the experiences 
with it, that those journeys do BRING.
If your mind is like a river 
water, it will always FLOW; 
sometimes speedy, 
sometimes SLOW.
In the competitive business world, 
there will be a loss, there will be a GAIN;
but, within your heart, sweet memories 
and relationships will always REMAIN."- Arindam Sain

UCHIT SHIKKA DEOWAA EE UCHIT, BHENGE DEOWA UCHIT EI ATYACHAARI R AHANKAAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei je shuncho, 
ohe laal tupi pora BHAI; 
amader kintu oi 'Abhaya' r 
bichaar taa ee aagey CHAAI. 
Accha erokom bhera r mato magaz 
kano peyeche katogulo dudhel GAAI;
paa e bandage jato ee bnaadho, 
ebaar kintu chhirbe HAAOWAAI.'

BABLOO: 'Chor gulo sab ek 
hayo, raho ekdum saath SAATH;
janagan jaa khepe ache, kabhi 
bhi maar sakta hain LAATH.
Ke aasbe jaanina, tobe 
firchena aar BAAM;
Hindu Rashtra hobei 
hobe, Jai Jai Shri RAM.'

BABLA: 'GST komeche 
bolei ki eto ROSH;
GST r 50% raajoswo teh 
bhore jaaye rajyer RAJKOSH.
Kaar jano besh
baro GALAA;
knaapche naaki seyi 
baari r opor TALAA.'

BALA: 'Mastiska toh 
bolchei bolche, je hotei 
paare PARAJOY;
noile ki aar emni emni 
erokom haasya koutuk e 
bhara rangamancha tairi HOY.
Se je ee aasuk 
bhai, parivartan 
taa khub ee DARKAAR;
uchit shikkha deowa ee 
uchit, bhenge deowa uchit 
ei atyachaari r AHANKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

TO PROVE THAT I AM GENUINE AND MY PROFILE IS AUTHENTIC, WHY SHOULD I WASTE ANY MONETARY AMOUNT !!!

"MARKETING PERSON: 'I have sent 
you a link, on it, you just CLICK; 
then after verification, your 
profile will get a blue TICK.
This blue tick will prove that 
your profile is AUTHENTIC; 
now pay us, select the payment 
system you want to PICK.'

COMMON MAN: 'Just hang on, 
why do I need to prove that 
this is my genuine ACCOUNT;
to prove that I am genuine and 
my profile is authentic, why should 
I waste any monetary AMOUNT.
You Americans are very smartly fooling 
the Indian users in the name of Blue 
Tick and Profile AUTHENTICITY;
why a person needs to prove his/her 
genuineness by paying American firm, 

it is surely a shrewd PUBLICITY.'"- Arindam Sain

MADHYABITTO DER MUKHE EKTU HOLE O FUTBE BOIKI HAASI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Peepilika r 
paakhna GAJAAYE;
tarpor ki jaani kothay 
je urrey JAAYE.
Je sudhu nongra rajneeti taa ee 
bojhe, paarivarik byabsaa taa ee bojhe, 
ebong kore sainik der ke APOMAAN; 
bujhte hobe, je taar ei desh ebong ei 
desh er janagan er proti neyi kono 
shraddha, bhalobasa o SAMMAN.'

BABOOL: 'Ei kolijoog e, maanush 
er charitra o hoyeche BHYAJAAL;
ke bhalo aar ke mando, seta jaante, 
ED ke o pete raakhte hoy MAYAJAAL.
Naam o toh nakal hotei paare, 
dekhe naao oita oirakam KINAA;
noile 'Love Jihad' er kheloyaar 
bole othe, 'Buddhu ban gayi HASINA'.'

BABLA: 'Emnitei toh 
ekhane shilpo bolte, 
oi chullu, chop aar BIRI;
Digha e gele toh aar seyi aasol 
Jagannath er darshan o paaben na, 
aar shunte o paaben na, 'DHAIKIRIKIRI'.'

BALA: 'Onek jinish er oporei 
komeche GST, madhyabitto der 
mukhe ektu hole o futbe boiki HAASI; 
kichu osudh o swasthya bima theke GST 
uthlo, tractor aar harvester er daam o 
kombe, upokrito hoben onek CHAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY GIRLS ARE SO SHAMELESS !!!

"LADY POLICE: 'Nowadays, 
so many girls are just hungry 
for sex, sex and SEX;
in many cases, these girls after getting 
married to someone else, are caught red 
handed in any hotel room with her EX.
As it is a rule in India only that Adultery 
is not a crime, these girls are just 
making their husband, a SCAPEGOAT;
they are marrying any government servant 
or highly paid professional to use it like 
an ATM card and riding on another BOAT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Even, on 
social media, so many 
girls are so SHAMELESS;

that they are almost exposing their 

private parts and they say that making 
hot reels is a lucrative BUSINESS.
Strict laws to be amended that for making 
all those bad content reels, no social media 

company should make any PAYMENT;

those reels which are vulgar and contain 
adult content should not be on any social 
media in the name of ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

BIDYA DAAO, BUDDHI DAAO, HEY SHIDDIDAATA GANESH !!!

"Bidya daao, buddhi daao, 
hey shiddidaata GANESH;
era jaa koreche shuru, sab bidya 
buddhi ee dekhchi hoye jabe SESH.
Guliye feleche samasta 
itihaas aar BHUGOL;
er por konodin bole bosbe, jeh 
prithibi toh chyapta, noy toh GOL.
Ekta jaati r moddhe shikka ke sesh 
kore dile, se jaati hoy jaaye sesh, thik 
ee bolechilen Nelson MANDELA; 
seyi Hirak Rajar desh er cinema r mato, 
'aar pass fail nei', byaash sudhu ee 
mid day meal, aar khela aar MELA.
Biri bnaadho, madh tairi 
karo, bhaajo aaloo r CHOP;
Shalboni teh naaki steel plant hobe, 
Spain e giye ke jano diyechilo ei DHOP.
Firey eso firey eso, baaire kano acho 
tomra, aabar asche je NIRBAACHAN;
5000 taka kore debo, vote hoye gele, 
abar tomra okhanei firey jeyo TAKHAN.
Aar je kano maarpit korchena 
Hindu aar MUSALMAN;
jato eder moddhe kora jaabe vibhajaan 
er rajneeti, tato ee muskil AASAAN.
Jaader ke diye bhebechilo 
chaalabe bomaa SHILPO;
taara o bujhte shikeche, prashno korche, 
aar maanche na kono dhop er GALPO."- Arindam Sain

PURNIMA AASE BOIKI, THIK JAMON AASE AMAVASYA !!!

"Prem e abaar aghaat 
pele naaki KHOKA;
mastiska chaalak, 
kintu hriday je BOKA.
Chinta ki, esecho 
eka, jaabe o EKA;
Jato abiggyota hobe, tato 
ee tumi hoye uthbe PAAKA.
Aase jaaye TAAKA;
ghurtei thaake CHAAKA.
Osob bekaar dekhe laabh nei 
tomar haath er bhabisyat REKHA;
ektu egiye dyakho, path er bnaak ei 
abaar kaarur sathe hoye jaabe DEKHA.
Jeevan e jato ee thaakuk 
na kano SAMASYA; 
Purnima aase boiki, thik 
jamon aase AMAVASYA."- Arindam Sain

'SONAR GOURANGA' EBONG 'SHRI KRISHNA', DUJONEI SUDARSHAN !!!

"Khichuri teh porbe ghee, aar 
kochuri teh thakbe ektu HING;
Digha e gele samudra paaben, aar 
pahaar dekhte hole, jaan DARJEELING.
Tobe baarbaar ek ee jinis KHELE,
aar baarbaar ek ee jayega e GELE;
aase boiki ektu ekgheyemi, taai 
egulo barong ebaar baad THAAK;
cholun barong ebaar ektu Mayapur 
aar Nabadwip ghure aasa JAAK.
Howrah diye gele, naamte 
paaren Bishnupriya teh, baa 
cholei gelen Nabadwip DHAM;
tobe 'Banglashree' prakalpa r Volvo Bus 
e Mayapur jaowaa ee bhalo, Esplanade 
theke chaare, 255 taaka ticket er DAAM.
Krishnanagar diye ele, chole 
aasun Swarupganj, aar nabadwip 
diye ele, chole aasun BORAL GHAT;
launch e laage 10 taaka, aar nouko 
e laage 5 taaka, prakriti r roop dekhte 
dekhte pouche jaan HULOR GHAT.
Boral Ghat theke jaara uthben, 
dekhte bhulben naa 'Saada' 
aar 'Kaalo' r MILANSTHAL;
aasole thik oi 

jayega e, miseche 
duto nadi r JWAL.
Thaakaar jonno khub bhalo 
hocche 'Gada Bhavan', 'Ishyadan 
Bhavan' ebong 'Gaurangi BHAVAN';
proti ta bhavan ei royeche suswaadu 
niramish khabaar er byabostha, 
jaa khele tripto hoye jaabe MANN.
ISKCON dwara nirmito sarbabrihath
Hindu mandir er kaaj cholche, 
se ki aparup KAARUKARJO;
2027 saal e, peye jetei 

paare upaadhi, 'Biswer 

astham AASHCHARJYO'.
Ei Mayapur ei royeche Gouranga 
r maasi o meso r BAARI;
Ballalsen er oitihasik kella r dhipi 
dekhte hole, ektu beroben TARATARI.
Nabadwip o kono angsho 
teh kom jaayena GURU;
Nabadwip ee holo praachin Mayapur, 
oikhaan thekei hoyechilo sab SHURU.
Nabadwip e jaayega nei, taai 
Mayapur er bishaal elaaka jurey 
hocche mandir NIRMAAN;
jodi konodin aasen Nabadwip e, tahole 
obosyoi Narahari Dham Ashram e ese 
sab theke suswaadu prasad kheye JAAN.
Ei ashram ei royeche Chaitanya 
Mahaprabhu r bishaal MURTI;
Nabadwip er nijaswo laal doi kheye 
dekhben, mon e aasbe SFURTI.
Er theke o aaro bhalo Mayapur 
Goshala r nijaswo kheer, aar Mayapuri 
gaaowa ghee toh DURDAANTO;
ki sundar dekhte snaarh gulo ke, bhoy 
nei, ei snaarh gulo khub aador khete 
bhalobashe ebong besh SHAANTO.
Nabadwip er aasol je jwal 
mandir, sekhanei ekmaatro 
royeche onekgulo HARIN;
10 taaka diye khabar kinun aar oi 
jheel er maach e der ke aar ei harin 
gulo ke nijer haath e khaaiye DIN.
Biswa jurey kato ee naa 
bhakto, dhanyo hey Nadia zilla r 
Jagannath putra GOURANGA;
baaire r desh er lokjon Mayapur aar 
Nabadwip er naam jaane, jodi naa o baa 
jaane, je rajye r naam PASCHIMBANGA.
Juto noy, choti pore jaaowa ee bhalo, 
kaaron khaali paa e korte hobe DARSHAN;
'Sonar Gouranga' ebong 'Shri Krishna', 
dujonei SUDARSHAN."- Arindam Sain

EKDUM KINTU OBAAK HOBEN NA, JODI ODER MATO, APNARA O SHUNYO HOYE JAAN !!!

"JANA NETA: '2021 e 
korechen LEKHALEKHI;
taai bodhoy gerua shibir er 
vote onektai bere galo DEKHI.
Je jaar nijeder kaaj e mon din, ei 
sab rajneeti theke birato THAAKUN;
dekhtei toh pacchen, jekhane sekhane 
cholche haamla, jwolche kato AAGUN.
Eto andolan kore keu ekhano 
parjyonto kichu korte PERECHE;
jato jaai korun, oi sabuj aabir niyeyi 
khela hobe, abar khamota e FIRCHE.'

AAM JANATA: 'Besh, kichui aar 
likhbona apnader BIRUDDHE; 
kintu daya kore dosharop korben na, 
jodi taao apnara here jaan YUDDHE.
Humki deowa aar atyachaar kora maane, 
korchen 'Ganatantra' r APOMAAN;
ekdum kintu obaak hoben na, jodi oder 
mato, apnara o shunyo hoye JAAN.
Jato din jacche, tato kintu 
beriye porche KANKAAL;
ei aam janata raa ee hoyto chupchap 
jhetiye bidaaye kore debe sab JANJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA CAME BACK IN STYLE TO LEVEL THE TEST SERIES AGAINST ENGLAND AS 1-1 ON 04.08.2025 !!!

"After losing that Test match, Ravindra 
Jadeja looked so DEJECTED;
but, after winning the last test match, 
Mohammed Siraj is so ELATED.
The Indian team has 
surely earned the REWARD;
they came from behind to level the 
test series by marching FORWARD.
Both Krishna and Mohammed tightened 
up the screws of ENGLAND;
some of their deliveries, the batters 
could not even UNDERSTAND.
He who missed the catch of the 
English batter who scored 111; 
took the last wicket in style to level 
the Anderson-Tendulkar series at 1-1.
Indians are saying, 'Shock 
mein hain British RAJ; 
04.08.2025 ko joh jalwa dikhaya 
Prasidh Krishna aur Mohammed SIRAJ.
Baah ! kya kaptaani kiya 
hain Shubman GILL; 
jeet hee liya 

hain sab ka DIL'."- Arindam Sain

INDIAN BANK IS 'YOUR OWN BANK' !!!

"'Digital Banking' is also an ART;
don't wait, just switch to 'INDSMART'.
Prevention is better than 'CURE';
you must invest through 'INDSECURE'.
Take instant loan, do business WELL;
you just need to pledge the JEWEL.
Apply for Agriculture Investment 
loan, if you have rice MILL;
provided as a proprietor or partner, 
credit score is above 750 in 'CIBIL'.
Through SHG 
loan DISBURSEMENT;
We are bringing 
women EMPOWERMENT.
There is a saying 
that 'Customer is KING';
just say 'Hi' to '8754424242' 
to enjoy 'Whatsapp BANKING'.
Don't worry about the RANK;
Indian Bank is 'Your own BANK'."- Arindam Sain

TO SATISFY 'EFFECTIVE GOVERNANCE', THE POLITICS MUST BE ALWAYS UNBIASED AND POSITIVE !!!

"To satisfy the soul of politics, which 
is 'e-governance', the politics must 
be always unbiased and POSITIVE;
here in the word, 'e-governance' the 
letter 'e' is not electronics, rather 
the letter 'e' stands for 'EFFECTIVE'.
Why to shift away from 
the main issue and just 
'beating around the BUSH'; 
when the common people start 
protesting, then the politicians say, 
'please be quiet, hush HUSH.'
The biggest issue is to create 
new types of EMPLOYMENT;
'AI' cannot fill up the gaps which is 
there due to employees RETIREMENT.
Forget the Maslow's theory of 
motivation, just start from the very 
basic question, 'why do birds MIGRATE ?';
The 'highest population' can be a blessing 
in disguise in international politics, so, why 
always blame the population rise RATE.
In 'Politics' and 'Finance', there 
is no 'P.C.Sarkar Senior' or 
'Harry Potter' style MAGIC;
first 'analyze' and then 'channelize', 
to ensure that each and every 
move is always STRATEGIC."- Arindam Sain

GANATANTRA EE AASOL RAJA, AAMI RAJA NOY !!!

"RAJA: 'Ganatantra ee 
aasol Raja, aami Raja NOY;
janagan bojhe sab ee, jodi 
keyu kore sudhu ee ABHINOY'.

SANNYASI: 'Jato beshi 
bhakti, tato tomar BHAKTO;
jato tomar shakti, 
tato tumi SHAKTO.'

RAJA: 'Kintu majhemoddhe 
mon hoy boiki BYAKUL;
proja der proti rajdharma paalon er 
samasta prokriya hoy naa je NIRBHUL.'

SANNYASI: 'Bhool ta sudhre 
nilei, aase boiki kaaj e GATI;
sangshodhan er sujog thaakbe, 
tobei toh aasbe PRAGATI.'"- Arindam Sain

ONE AADHAR, ONLY ONE VOTE, NO ONE CAN GIVE PROXY VOTE IN THAT ELECTORAL VOTING MACHINE !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'In 
every voting center, there will 
be a biometric DEVICE;
also we are planning to keep the 
retina checking machine, for senior 
citizen people, it will be very NICE.
To activate the EVM for that voter in 

polling booth, he or she has to pass the 

biometric or retina AUTHENTICATION;
only and only the Aadhaar Card 
will be accepted for the voting 
process throughout the NATION.'

KING: 'One Aadhaar, only one 
vote, no one can give proxy vote 
in that Electoral Voting MACHINE;
it is a good idea, as many times we 
have seen that even the dead person 
has cast a vote, what a comedy SCENE.
Also, after casting a vote, SMS to be sent 
to the mobile phone linked with Aadhaar 
that 'Your vote casting is COMPLETE'.
for issuing a death certificate, in the 'Death 
Portal', entry of Aadhar is a must, so that 
from the election database we can DELETE.'

HERMIT: 'You know what is the 
most interesting thing here in 
this process, as per my ANALYSIS; 
there is biometric or retina authentication, 
so, in real time, we will know how much 
voting is completed on an hourly BASIS.
Implement it for the next election, you 
will get a digital census report also by 

researching on the UIDAI DATABASE;
but, the rule to be implemented strictly, 
that without the Aadhar Card registration, 
a person cannot vote in any CASE.'"- Arindam Sain

ENJOY BANGLA, ENJOY 'BANGLA'; EI NELO, AAMAR 'BANGLA' TA KE KHELO !!!

"PACHA: 'Ei NELO;
aamar 'Bangla' ta ke KHELO.
Deem bhaath e ki 
aar mon BHORE;
ektu maangsho hobena 
maairi ei chullu r AASORE.'

KHYACHA: 'Pet e porlo ee naa chullu, 
taar ageyi korchis CHECHAMECHI; 
Nelo ekhan chullu kheye 
korche daarun NACHANACHI.
Kelo toh dekhchi niye eseche 
kothakar kon NARTAKI; 
majhemoddhe bhabhi, kaara sahid 
hoyechilo aar ei sahid diwas er artho KI.'

NELO: 'Tui bhai aar besi bhabis 
na, khaali chullu kheye JAA;
ei jinis khelei, sab dukkho jaaye 
muchey, mon hoye jaaye 'RAJA'.
Ora ja korche koruk na, fokot 
e toh dicche madh KHETE;
dekhis bhai, jebhabei hok, por 
er baar vote e jano era ee JETE.'

KELO: 'Dyakh na ebaar kirokom 
birodhi der opor atyachaar ta HOY;
amra maal kheye ektu chamke dilei, bheto 
o bheetu Bangaali gulo peye jaabe BHOY.
Jaa bhoy dekhano ache, oder 30 percent 
toh paaboi, aar amader 20 percent o 
paaboi, era o amader mato ee HYANGLA;
Surakkha, swasthya, shikka, samaaj o 

shilpo chulo e jaak, amra naachbo aar 

gaan gaaibo, 'Enjoy Bangla, Enjoy 'BANGLA'.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTU BRISTI HOLEI, RAASTA KHARAP HOYE JAABE, ETA EE KERAMATI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ektu bristi holei, raasta 
kharap hoye jaabe, eta ee KERAMATI;
abaar tender paowa jaabe, jaa hok 
kore taapti diye kora hobe MERAMATI.'

BABOOL: 'Saara biswe chaturtha 
sthaan e royeche Bharat er ARTHANITI;
Bharat garib desh noy, kintu Bharatiya ra 
garib roye gache, taar kaaron, ei DURNITI.'

BABLA: 'Kato taa khobh jomle, sadharan 
maanush kore raasta e brikkho ROPON;
keyu hiseb raakhena je ei behaal 
raasta r bali hoyechen KATOJON.'

BALA: 'Ek ek jayega e toh emon garto 
hoye gache, raasta noy toh, jano DOBA;
sthaaniyo lokjon o er kono pratibaad 
korena, jano sab kaala, kaana o BOBA.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTU DJ DANCE HOBE, CHORUIBHAATI HOBE, TOBEI TOH 'SAHID DIWAS' !!!

"ABHI: 'Ektu madh, mangso aar 
oisab jogar korte hobe BOSS; 
ektu DJ dance hobe, choruibhaati 
hobe, tobei toh 'Sahid DIWAS'.
3 te 'mau' niye 
amader JEEVAN;
ananda ebong furti teh 
bhora amader JOUBAN.'

ABHRA: 'Jaara sahid hoyechilo, 
taara kintu swarga theke 
korche toder ke GAALAGAALI;
toder taar maane kono adarsha nei, 
sahid der proti kono shraddha neyi, 
tora toh dekhchi ekdum JAALI.
Biswa Bank theke eto 
wrin nicche, taao kano 
bolche je raajkosh KHAALI;
dik e dik e bomb bnaadhte giye 
praanhaani, naari der shlilotahaani, 
tobu o pacche vote aar HAATHTAALI.'

ABHINAV: 'Orrey oisab pore hobe, jaa 
bristi hoyeche aaj aar GATOKAAL;
Kolkata te o mon e hocche nouko 
namate hobe, hoye gache je 'GHATAL'.
Malaria ba Dengue holei toh abaar 
era bole daye, je orokom rog 
sab sahar e hotei THAAKE; 
tax aar fine toh bhalo ee nicche, kintu 
kono kaaj korena era, era fnaakibaaj, 
taai kaaj er katha aar bolbi taa KAAKE.'

ABHIMANYU: 'Kolkata High Court 
er nirdesh e, samasta college er 
common room e porlo TAALA;
school aar school nei toh, hoyeche 
biye anusthan er baari, school er 
moddhe porche taara biye r MALA.
26000 jon chaakri haaralo, 
niriho o medhaabi 'Abhaya' r
jeevan taa o kore dilo SESH.
Odisha r janagan kintu thik chinte 
perechilo, emni emni ki aar Puri 
r mandir e korte dayeni PROBESH.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE SOCIETY, IT IS MALICIOUS !!!

"JAGAAI: 'When you find that 
your wife has become a CHEATER;
there is no need to waste too much 
money as well as quality time on HER.
Have a side girlfriend with whom you 
can secretly enjoy any type of INTIMACY;
and you will enjoy it more if you find 
a girlfriend who is like any 'DELICACY'.'

MAADHAAI: 'My wife doubts 
on me UNNECESSARILY; 
but, I have no girlfriend, 
my wife is so SILLY.
She does all those dancing reels 
and for the society, it is MALICIOUS;
I doubt for whom she uploads reels in 
social media, it is highly SUSPICIOUS.'"- Arindam Sain

IF YOU TAKE DOWRY, THEN YOUR WIFE WILL ALWAYS BE COMPELLED BY HER PARENTS TO STAY IN HER HUSBAND'S HOUSE !!!

"POLICE: 'As the 'husband 
killing' cases are on the RISE; 
the husbands are now giving 
their wives, a SURPRISE. 
As there are cases of husband 
murder by their respective 
wife's lover one after ANOTHER; 
so the married men are deleting 
their wife's name and the new 
nominee is their MOTHER.'

LAWYER: 'Yes, because in many cases, 
the wife killed her husband so smartly 
that it looked like any ACCIDENT;
even there are cases, where a woman got 
all money as a nominee and even doing 

her husband's government job at PRESENT.

If getting divorce alimony is legal, then 
taking dowry is also legal, no matter, 
how poor or rich is your SPOUSE;
if you take dowry, then your wife will 
always be compelled by her parents 
to stay in her husband's HOUSE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY ARE THEY IN THE ADMINISTRATION, WHEN THEY CANNOT PROVIDE ANY WOMAN, THEIR FREEDOM, THEIR SECURITY SPACE !!!

"Once upon a time, in terms 
of women safety and security, 
Kolkata city was a HEAVEN;
but, nowadays, considering all these 
brutal incidents, Kolkata is turning 
out to be the heinous hell for WOMEN.
The question arises that 
what actually went WRONG; 
the answer is that the administration 
is callous and not at all so STRONG.
For the sake of vote bank politics, 
indirectly, the antisocial people 
have been given a FREE HAND;
but, ultimately, the administration is 

compromising with security aspects, 

and that they must UNDERSTAND.
Almost in the majority of cases, 
where a woman in Kolkata has 
been raped, killed or MOLESTED; 
there has been no severe punishment 
for the culprits, though for just the 
eye wash, they have been ARRESTED.
Probably, out of so much complacency, 
the administration is not giving 
respect to the majority MANDATE;
but, history repeats itself, where we 
have seen that the common people 
changes the administrator's FATE.
Even we have heard some shocking 
statements like, 'Why did she go there, 
she should have not gone to that PLACE'; 
then why are they in the administration, 
when they cannot provide any woman, 
their freedom, their security SPACE.
Change is constant and for a 
better world to live in, change 
is always a NECESSITY; 
The wheel of fortune of the callous 
administrator must turn upside down to 
make Kolkata again, the safest metro CITY."- Arindam Sain

SADHARAN MAANUSH NOY, OI EK JON EE SAAMPRODAAYIK EBONG CHAARIYE O JACCHE BHANDAMI R MAATRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ogulo kaara re, misti r 
packet niye ghurche edik ODIK;
prasad er sticker laagiye bili korche 
bujhi, ekdom andaz korechi THIK'.

BABOOL: 'Oi dhop er prasad kheye 
nirghaat hobe pet KHARAAP; 
emon ki laagte o paare jaagrata 
bhagaban er ABHISAAP.'

BABLA: 'Amake jor kore 
haath e dhoriye DILE;
aami debo packet 
ta ke kothao FELE.'

BALA: 'Abaar ekta poster e 
dekhlam, je Urdu bhasha e 
lekha ache, 'Rath YATRA'; 
sadharan maanush noy, oi ek jon 
ee saamprodaayik ebong chaariye 
o jacche bhandami r MAATRA.'"- Arindam Sain

USA IS AGAIN MAKING A MISTAKE, JUST LIKE THEY DID MANY YEARS BEFORE !!!

"USA: 'Our real war is against 
India, the emerging superpower 
nation which is again repeating 
the glorious ancient world HISTORY;
as the then Bangladesh government 
was helping India, we played a 
masterstroke and then captured an 
island, which is no longer a MYSTERY.
Still, the other Asian nations 
including China was fully 
trading with India, the economy 
of India looked STRONG;
then we utilised Pakistan, but, 
the way, India counterattacked 
the Pakistani terrorists camps, 
all our strategies went WRONG.
Now, we have planned 
to target Iran because it 
supplies India, so much 
of oil at a cheaper PRICE;
this is a superb diplomacy, 
as both Israel and Iran are 
good friends of India, so, for 
India, it will be a game of DICE.'

RUSSIA: 'USA administration 
always does a BLUNDER;
why USA is so greedy for oil, why 
USA always tries to PLUNDER.
China does not hate India so much 
than they hate USA, because in India, 
they have a great selling MARKET;
even North Korea and Vietnam may 
come out of their sleeping zone 
with counterattacking MINDSET.
USA tried to tame Russia 
by using Ukraine, but, when 
reality came out, even Ukraine 
doesn't like USA ANYMORE; 
don't rule out Japan, France, UAE 
and Germany, so by using Israel, the 
USA is again making a mistake, just 
like they did many years BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU NEVER KNOW, MAYBE, THAT GIRL IS LIKE A POISONOUS SNAKE, AS SHE IS UNFAITHFUL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Don't get carried 
away when you see a 
girl who is BEAUTIFUL; 
you never know, maybe, that 
girl is like a poisonous snake, 
as she is UNFAITHFUL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, recently the girls 
are getting married and then 
murdering their own SPOUSE;
we sometimes wonder what type of 
ethics, etiquette and education they 
have learned at their parents HOUSE.'

BABLA: 'The society started ruining 
when they made a rule that 
'Adultery is not a CRIME'; 
then for boys, why second marriage is a 

crime, when they are legalizing adultery 

into a marriage without wasting TIME.'

BALA: 'We are also stunned 
to see their type of choice of 
selecting their BOYFRIEND; 
their husbands were so handsome 
and well mannered, we don't know, 
maybe this is the new TREND.'"- Arindam Sain

AFTER FACING A DOT BALL, SWING YOUR BAT TO HIT A SIX !!!

"COACH: 'Always rise up from 
the ashes like a PHOENIX;
after facing a dot ball, 
swing your bat to hit a SIX.'

CRICKETER: 'I always fear that 
I may get out at the next BALL;
I feel tensed while chasing 
any score even if it is SMALL.'

COACH: 'Do you know why 
the wicketkeeper sometimes 
does sledging from BEHIND;
it is also a type of warfare 
strategy, as your body functions 
in accordance with your MIND.
It is all about your practice, 
practice and practice to boost 
your SELF-CONFIDENCE;
when you have mastered the art 
to win wars, almost all the balls 
will clear the boundary FENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

MURTI PUJO KE KORONA ASAMMAN !!!

"Kiser jonno era korche 
yuddha, eder ke subho 
buddhi daao, hey ISWAR;
murti r chaarpashe nijera ee 
ghore, taai bodhoy muchki 
haasen 'Baba MAKKESWAR'.
Praaye sabai chilen 
Mahadev er BHAKTO;
tarpor je jaar nijeder niyam 
tairi kore hoyechen BIBHAKTO.
Samasya holo ei, je manush ee sab 
theke swarthopor aar barbar PRAANI;
chaahida r sesh nei, neyi santusti, 
taai ghoche o naa manosik GLAANI.
Sabai ke sathe niye sabaar bichardhara 
niye chola r naam ee holo 'SANATAN';
yug er sathe taal miliye choltei hobe, 
noile hobena unnati o PARIVARTAN.
Sudhu matro sei mahapurush der 
dwara murti pujo r darkar nei jaader ke  
swayang dekha diyechen BHAGABAAN;
kintu sadharan maanush ke toh aar iswar 

swayang dekha deben na, sutorang taader 
dwara murti pujo ke korona ASAMMAN."-Arindam Sain

OUT OF ALL THE STARTUP BUSINESSES, 'HINDU MARRIAGE' IS THE BEST ONE !!!

"CHAMPA: 'Your father is becoming 
angry that you are still JOBLESS; 
your educational background is good, 
so, you may start a startup BUSINESS.'

CHAMELI: 'Oh ! Mom, I 
have a master PLAN; 
I have trapped a 
foolish GENTLEMAN.
Out of all the startup 
businesses, 'Hindu 
Marriage' is the best ONE;
Married Hindu men under 'Modi 
Government' in India are still the 
scapegoats, let me marry SOMEONE.'

CHAMPA: 'Do you know 
why in ancient days, the 
dowry system was THERE; 
because as the bride's parents 
invested so much, the bride will not 
give her access to anyone, ANYWHERE.
dowry system has been banned, but filing 
a false DV case to get alimony by any 
woman has become a viral TREND;
the lawyers and the judge enjoy the 
alimony commission, let that poor 
male victim to suffer, let him LEND.'

CHAMELI: 'Yes, mom, let 
me marry that poor FELLOW; 
then these steps of filing the 
false DV cases, we will FOLLOW.
I will stay at my parents house after 
filing a DV case, and will get monthly 
salary in the form of alimony MONEY;
I will enjoy my boyfriends, you will permit 
me, I know, as you will get commission, 
after all, 'money is sweeter than HONEY'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON E REKHO EK TAA EE GURU MANTRA; MAANUSH HOYE JONMECHO JAKHAN, SETA EE THEKO, HOYONA JANTRA !!!

"Khete bhalobasi ice cream boiki, taa 
hok se  'Butter Scotch' baa 'VANILA';
soundarjyo r kadar kori boiki, taa 
hok se 'Urvashi' baa 'URMILA'.
Sab samay mon e rekho 
ek taa ee guru MANTRA;
maanush hoye jonmecho jakhan, 
seta ee theko, hoyona JANTRA.
Urche uruk 
kaalo TAAKA;
tomar pocket toh 
noy ekdum FNAAKA.
Ek baar bneke 
gele SHIRDNAARA;
ferot aase na aar, 
jaa hoy HAATCHARA.
Mon urhte chaaye, uruk na, khule 
daao knacha, hok se mukto BIHANGO;
jekhanei thaaki na kano, taai toh kori 
upobhog jeevan er rash, roop o RANGO.
Chaatak paakhi r hriday 
te o royeche se BHARSHA; 
je charidike jwal kome gele o, thik 
oi mousumi vaayu aanbe BARSHA.
Prithibi o gol, jeevan 
er chaaka o GOL;
taai toh kaarur mrityu r 
por e, amra boli 'HARI BOL'.
Duburi ki aar paaye bhoy, jato 
ee gobheer hok SAMUDRA;
shramik thik kore jaaye shram, 
se jato ee prakhar hok RUDRA.
Praan khule haaso boiki, jakhan 
samay daye ektu SURSURI;
dekhte sadamata hole o, sab theke 
pustikar khabaar kintu oi KHICHURI."- Arindam Sain

I WILL MARRY A WOMAN WHO WILL TAKE KIDS AFTER MARRIAGE !!!

"WOMAN: 'I don't want to 

take kids after MARRIAGE;
I am a feminist, why should I become 

a mother in this modern AGE ?'

MAN: 'If this is the feminist theory, 
then to me, the word 'FEMINIST'; 
is just nothing at 
all but a BULLSHIT.
This is the reason why the number 
of surrogate mothers are on the RISE;
on the other hand, the increased numbers 
of sperm donors will also SURPRISE.'

WOMAN: 'You can have your baby 
with the help of any surrogate WOMAN;
I will not mind, I will also contribute 
some money as much as I CAN.'

MAN: 'Neither your age has 
crossed 45 nor are there any 
medical COMPLICATION;
I will marry a woman who will take kids 
after marriage, no more 'live in' with me, 
you change your living LOCATION.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 6 RUNS AGAINST PBKS ON 03.06.2025 TO LIFT THE IPL TROPHY OF 2025 !!!

"In the Narendra Modi 
stadium, it was Red Vs RED;
who will sleep like a kid tonight
with the trophy at his BED !
IPL started in 2008, so this 
is the final match of IPL 18;
PBKS decided to bowl first and Phil 
departed when RCB's score was 18.
The jersey number of 
Virat Kohli is always 18;
what a valuable knock 
of 43 runs it has BEEN.
RCB could not score 200 due to good 
bowling by Arshdeep and JAMIESON;
190 runs can be chased down in 
Ahmedabad, so, the war was ON.
The 'Priyansh Porsche' 
came to a HALT; 
due to a stunning catch 
taken by Phil SALT.
On 03.06.2025, that is 
in the final match NIGHT;
Krunal Pandya emerged 
as the Dark KNIGHT.
Josh Inglis was in 
full 'Josh' and could have 
finished the match ALONE;
but, alas, Krunal Pandya 
hunted him, as the ball fell at 
the safe hands of LIVINGSTONE.
PBKS was still at the driving 
seat, but Bhuvneshwar Kumar, 
as usual, is a silent KILLER; 
The 'Bhuvi Blizzard' got rid of 
Nehal Wadhera and Marcus 
Stoinis to create a THRILLER.
It was too late, but, still a big 
round of applause indeed for that 
brave warrior, Shashank SINGH;
PBKS may have lost the final 
match just by 6 runs, but, 
Shashank played like a KING."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS PRESS THE BUTTON, 'INSERT' !!!

"MANORAMA: 'Your life is 
going to make a big TURN;
don't invest in new assets too 
early, your hands may BURN.'

MANORANJAN: 'I don't 
know how to go SLOW; 
why to fear, when I know 
that this river is SHALLOW.'

MANORAMA: 'Adventure is safe, 
if and only if all the external 
forces are in your FAVOUR;
passion is good but should be carried 
out with smart decisions, it is not always 
necessary to taste all types of FLAVOUR.'

MANORANJAN: 'Without the execution 
of passion, life is boring and a 
boring life is like a DESERT; 
every adventure is good, when you have a 

sporting mindset, forget the 'Delete' button, 

always press the button, 'INSERT'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON TAA HOK FURFURE; JEEVAN TAA HOK BHAVAGHURE !!!

"Chokh er saamne 
saajsojja korbaar AAYENA;
amake ee dekhchi aami, 
aatma dhoreche BAAYENA.
Mon taa hok FURFURE;
jeevan taa hok BHAVAGHURE.
chaai naa daami upohaar, tomake 
kasto kore aaste hobena 'SANTA;
mon santusto holei holo, jutlei holo 
dui bela fyan bhaath baa PANTA.
Orey swaarthopor 
maanab jaati, paalabi 
kothay, prithibi ta je GOL;
tobu magaj dholai o maya r 
taan e, gora e galad dhora 
porena, taai eto GANDAGOL.
'Kurukshetra' r mato yuddha 
korbaar por, jakhan sainik 
shibir e neme aase KLAANTI;
ekmaatro takhan ee 
dekhi, je ubhay pakkho 
ee chaaye SHAANTI.
Sinduk toh seyi uttarsuri 
raa bhengei debe, jato ee 
ote laagano thaak CHAABI;
barong oto aagle na rekhe, 
jato taa paaro upobhog karo, 
aboshisto tuku koruk DAABI.
Niswaas chirotare bandho 
holei toh sab SESH;
taai anande bnaacho, mon 
er bhitore kiser eto KLESH."- Arindam Sain

PRINCESS PRAMILA O PRINCE PRIYOTOSH !!!

"RAJKUMARI: 'Hey Rajkumar, 
tomar hriday r 'prem kutir' e 
kano laagiye rekhecho TAALA;
'samudra jharh' hoye bole ki, jaahaj 
abaar jaayena samudre, thik ee jaaye 
boiki, kaajei hok naa abaar PREMLEELA.'

RAJKUMAR: 'Amar hriday r 'Prem Kutir', 
aami bujhbo ki korbo, tumi eto prashno 
kore, koro na amar kaan JHAALAPAALA; 
tumi ee toh sedin bolle, je, ei kaliyug e, prem 
bole aar kichu nei, hotath ki holo, abaar 
prem e porlo naaki, 'Princess PRAMILA'.'

RAJKUMARI: 'Kano ki hoyeche taate, 
prem e portei paari, meye ra prem e 
porlei bujhi, meyeder ee jato DOSH.'

RAJKUMAR: 'Aah ! aami abaar seta kakhon 

bollum, emni aktu anumaan korlum, taai 
bole rege giye korcho kano fnosh FNOSH.'

RAJKUMARI: 'Bhoy peyona, konodin jodi 
tomar amar chharachhari o hoye jaaye, 
aami chaaibona kono KHORPOSH;
ei kaliyug e, kono meye erokom protisruti 

debena, bhebe dakho, taai bindaas abaar 

prem e poruk 'Prince PRIYOTOSH'.'"- Arindam Sain

YEH PRAKRITI HEE TAIYE KARTI HAIN KAB KAHAN KAISE, KAISI HOGI AAP KI MIJAAZ !!!

"Tufan ke baad, aayi 
hain thodi THANDAK;
paidal chal raha hoon, 
sunsaan hain yeh SADAK.
Dur chali gayi tum, yeh dil kare koshish 
tumko bhoolne ki, aahista AAHISTA;
lekin dimaag ko yaad hain sab kuch, woh 
prem gali, woh adhura pyar ka RAASTA.
Mausam ki tarah pyar bhi badalta 
hain apni roop aur RANG; 
mayabi hain yeh duniya, kisi ko na pataa, 
kab kahan kaun rahega kis ke SANG.
Mohabbat kabhi kabhi phoolon ki tarah 
murjha jaati hain, lekin uski yaadein NAHI;
zindagi ki gaadi aise hee chalti raheti hain, 
yeh soch ke, kya tha galat aur kya tha SAHI.
Yeh prakriti hee taiye karti hain kab kahan 
kaise, kaisi hogi aap ki mijaaz, kabhi yeh 
dil baane fakir, toh kabhi baane RAJA;
yehi swarg hain, yehi narak hain, khaali 
nazariye ka fark hain, yehi milegi sajaa aur 
yehi khulegi khushiyon ka naya DARWAJA."- Arindam Sain

CHORD LINE LOCAL, TAAI THAAKE ONEKTAI FNAAKA !!!

"Chord line local, taai 
thaake onektai FNAAKA;
Bardhaman theke Howrah 
jete, laage maatro 25 TAAKA.
Shaktigarh theke train jaaye bneke, 
jato jaaye hote thaake KHAALI;
main line er sathe abar jaabe 
jurey, jakhan pouchobe BALLY.
Chord line ei kintu 
khaabar er BAAHAAR;
thaakte paarben na, 
naa kore ektu AHAAR.
Peye jaaben peyaaj tel makhaano bhajha 
cheerey, ache abaar GHOTI-GARAM;
special jhaalmuri o paaben boiki, saathe 
ek tukro naarkol, besh kochi o NARAM.
Masagram perolei paaben ghugni, 
deem seddho r SAATHE;
aar nin ek cup special lebu chaa, aar ki 
chaai mashai, rajokiyo byapar EKSAATHE.
Ei sab khete khete bujhtei paarben na, 
kakhan ei train dhuke gache DANKUNI; 
gambhir kanthoswar e bollen ek byakti, 
'Howrah dhuke jaabo praaye EKKHUNI'. 
Onekeyi jaanena Howrah station er 
aajob signal er khela, sobuj 
hote naaye onek SAMAY;
kato express train Howrah r mukh e 
ese hnaa kore daariye thaake, yatra r 
sesh ta motei noy ANANDAMAY.
Bally teh dekhi tuk kore uthe 
porlo ek badamwala, besh 
kabita r chhande katha BOLE; 
Asansol ba Raniganj e jerokom badaam 
paowa jaaye, laal khosha saho badaam, 
er theke ek packet na niley ki aar CHOLE.'"- Arindam Sain

ERA O EK PRAKAAR 'MIR ZAFAR' EE BOTE, TAAH HOCCHE BOIKI BESH SPASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Pakistan kano jwal pacchena, 
taai niye kichu lok er kano eto KASTO; 
era o ek prakaar 'Mir Zafar' ee bote, 
taah hocche boiki besh SPASTO.'

BABOOL: 'Oi meye ta abar bolchilo, 'kiser 
Bharat', meye ta ekdum TAARKAATA;
orey ke kothay chili takhan, maarte paarlini 
oi meye taar mukh e ekta JNHAATA.'

BABLA: 'Jakhan Hindu der ke oi 
Pakistani raa maarlo, takhan kothay 
chilo ei sab China r DALAAL;
Alimuddin Street e, aagey konodin ee 
urhto naa Bharat er jaatiyo pataaka, 
taai shunyo hoyeche aaj 'LAAL'.'

BALA: 'Aar ek kulangaar toh 
bolei fello je desh prem naaki 
taar kaache ekta BUJRUKI';
era ontoto Sofia der mato yoddha der 
theke shikuk je desh prem kaake bole, jato 
ee thakuk praan er JNHUKI.'"- Arindam Sain

PAKISTAN WILL DIE A NATURAL DEATH, WHAT A PITY !!!

"KHALSA LEADER: 'We want 
to see the United PUNJAB;
only under India, there will be Rachna, 
Bari, Bist, Jech and Sindh Sagar DOAB.'

BALOCH LEADER: 'Annex with 
India, the territories of Sindh 
and BALOCHISTAN.
Khyber Pakhtunkhwa people are influenced 
by the Taliban and China has indirect 
economic control on GILGIT-BALTISTAN.'

KHALSA LEADER: 'We will conquer 
Peshawar again just like Maharaja 
Ranjit Singh conquered in 1834;
time for sweet revenge of the mass 
killings of Sikh people during partition, 
the Punjab Lions are ready to ROAR.
we also want a separate state under 
India, just like BALOCHISTAN;
and this 'United Punjab' state 
will be renamed as KHALISTAN.'

BALOCH LEADER: 'With the blessing of 

Makkeswar Mahadev Shivling idol in Mecca, 
and with the support from Sindhi people, 

we will take full control of Karachi CITY;
The Indian Army must first conquer 
Lavpuri, the city of Ramputra Lav; blessing 
of Hinglaj Maata is also with us, Pakistan 
will die a natural death, what a PITY.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BISWASGHAATOK AAR BARBOR JAAT TAA EE JANO EI PRITHIBI R BUKEY SAB THEKE BARO ABHISAAP !!!

"JANGI: 'Ei kaapor khol, dekhi tor 
oita amader mato kaata NAAKI;
oho tor oita toh kaata noy, tahole toh 
bhai ei tour e, tui khub ee UNLUCKY.
Boudi kichu mon e korben na, 
muchey felun apnaar sithi r SINDUR;
ekhuni guli chalaabo, apnar 
swami chole jaabe bohu DUR.'

'MAHILA: 'Tomra ki bhabcho, 
je tomra  bneche JAABE;
tomader ke o Indian Army 
bahu dur e PATHAABE.
Tomra ee balo je eta haraam ota 
haraam, othocho prithibi teh 
tomra ee karo sab theke beshi PAAP;
tomader ei biswasghaatok aar 
barbor jaat taa ee jano ei prithibi r 
bukey sab theke baro ABHISAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

CREATING WEST BANGLADESH IS THEIR VISION !!!

"BABLOO: 'In West Bengal, 
26000 people became JOBLESS;
the corruption has ruined everything, 
the people of West Bengal are in MESS.'

BABOOL: 'The West Bengal Police 
are running away from minority 
community terrorists out of FEAR;
but these cops can kick the belly of 
the people who lost their jobs due 
to corruption, this case is very CLEAR.'

BABLA: 'To divert the case of 
corruption in SSC RECRUITMENT; 
are they playing the tricks to create riots 
in the name of 'Wakf Bill AMENDMENT'.'

BALA: 'I would rather blame the 
public of West Bengal, for their 
bad choice and worst DECISION;
someone said that Bengal is the border of 
Sri Lanka, such is the education level, maybe, 
creating West Bangladesh is their VISION.'"- Arindam Sain

KNAAKOR GULO SAMAY THAKTE THAKTE BHECHHE DILE, HOYTO BAATIL HOTONA OI CHAAL ER BASTAA !!!

"POLICE: 'Aapni ekta goyenda galpo 
likhte likhte, hotath gelen THEME; 
oi galpe lekha chilo lottery r katha, amra 
o besh saafolyo pelum maath e NEME.
Thamlen kano, jaa jaanen, likhun dekhini 
bhalo kore, sab kichu jaanuk SABAAI;
jaa abostha ekhane, chaturdike 
durniti, sudhu khaali khaai KHAAI.'

LEKHAK: 'Jakhan kono 
pratibaadi hoy AAKRANTO; 
apnaara toh kono kaaj ee koren na, 
taai paristhiti hoy othe ASHANTO.
Amake o toh maarte 
esechilo, diyechilo HUMKI;
apnara aaj obdi amar kora diary r 
bhitti teh kono byabostha niyechen KI ?'

POLICE: 'Naa aasole, bujhtei toh paarchen, 
din din baarche rajnoitik CHAAP;
dhaamachaapa o pore 
jacche kato PAAP.
Ki korbo bolun, amader o toh sangsar 
ache, paache badli kore daye onek 
dur e, royeche mon e seyi BHOY;
amader ke ekbaar anumoti dik na, dekhben 
chobbish ghanta e, dekhiye debo ki kore 
duskriti der ke thanda korte HOY.'

LEKHAK: 'Onek gaafilati toh achei, 
kono durniti ee jano dekhte paayena,
jano chokh e poreche CHHAANI;
ei bachar kintu sakal sampradaaye 
r maanush Ram Navami paalon 
koreche, jato ee dik na kano USKAANI.
Knaakor gulo samay thakte 
thakte bhechhe dile, hoyto baatil 
hotona oi chaal er BASTAA;
Bangabhoomi r sadharan maanush 
er parishram aar medha ki eto 
taa ee hoye gache SASTAA.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST KKR ON 22.03.2025 !!!

"'Aaji ei Baaise March e, aathero 
boyesh hoilo tomaar, naai kono BHOY';
In 2025, IPL turns 18 with the melodious 
voice of Shreya Ghoshal at the 'City of JOY'.
For Hazlewood, the easy 
catch miss, was a SHOCK; 
but Hazlewood did succeed 
to get rid of Quinton de KOCK.
Rahane and Narine had a 
strong partnership of 103;
Krunal hunted KKR's middle 
order and ended at 29/3.
At Eden Gardens, in reply to KKR's 174;
both Salt and Kohli of RCB started to ROAR.
RCB won by 7 wickets and it looked 
a very easy run chase game in FACT;
and in this match, the skippers of both 
the teams made a good IMPACT."- Arindam Sain

INDIA LIFTED THE ICC CHAMPIONS TROPHY OF 2025 BY WINNING AGAINST NEW ZEALAND BY 4 WICKETS ON 9TH MARCH 2025 !!!

"After winning against South Africa, the 
New Zealand batters looked STRONG; 
New Zealand openers had a good 
start but Varun got rid of YOUNG.
Kuldeep sent two dangerous 
batters back to the PAVILION;
one is Ravindra and another 
one is WILLIAMSON.
Slowly and steadily, the cake 
was baked by Daryl MITCHELL; 
the perfect icing on the cake was 
done by Michael BRACEWELL.
It was the clash of the 
Titans, so the score of 251; 
was undoubtedly 
the competitive ONE.
Rohit Sharma led from the 
front and India scored 100 
runs in 17 overs in this MATCH;
but you cannot rule out Glenn 
Phillips who got rid of Shubman 
Gill by a superb acrobatic CATCH.
With the ball, it was 
Bracewell AGAIN;
Kohli departed, and the Indian 
fans surely felt the PAIN.
By stepping out of the 
crease, the 'Hitman' 
did a BLUNDER;
Rachin celebrated as he knew 
that only strong winds will blow, 
but, there will be no THUNDER.
The line and length of the New 
Zealand bowling attack became TIGHT;
Sreyas became the victim of Santner 
at his sensible knock of 48.
Both Axar and Hardik just threw 
away their respective WICKET;
KL Rahul did well by concentrating on 
ones and twos even after being well SET.
On 9th March 2025, in Dubai, 
India won by 4 wickets 
against the New ZEALAND;
lifting F-50 format Champions trophy, 

2025 by India is a comeback indeed, the 
world must appreciate and UNDERSTAND."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 4 WICKETS ON 4TH MARCH 2025 !!!

"Shami got the chances twice to take 
the catches while on his bowling LINE;
Varun Chakravarthy got rid of 
Travis Head who scored 39.
Jadeja hunted two middle order 
batsmen as he is always CUNNING; 
to confuse the batsmen that in which 
delivery, the ball will be actually SPINNING.
Shami hits the off stump and this time the 
bell came off to dismiss the lucky STEVEN;
after being hit for a six, Axar came back to 
bowled out Maxwell who could score only 7.
The 'Direct Hit' throw by Shreyas Iyer 
was just an outstanding ONE; 
and Australia failed to score 280 as 
Alex Carey got run out at his knock of 61.
Though Australia missed 3 catches, but still, 
for a long time, the 'Hitman' didn't SURVIVE;
the match became competitive when Adam 
dismissed Shreyas at his score of 45.
With the bat, Axar played 
his part well INDEED;
Virat took an unnecessary risk, as in 
that particular over, there was no NEED.
As if the Australians were sweating 
after tasting the Indian spicy CURRY;
because Hardik Pandya came in to take 
the sweet revenge and was in a HURRY.
India won by 4 wickets and it is a party time 
on 4th March 2025 during the team DINNER;
just like MS Dhoni, the KL Rahul is also 
emerging as the finisher or match WINNER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 44 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 02.03.2025 !!!

"Virat has been hunted when 
two wickets were already DOWN; 
the stunning catch taken by Glenn 
Phillips is the 'Hot talk of the TOWN'.
India came back with a 98 runs partnership 

between Shreyas Iyer and Axar PATEL;
a good acrobatic catch by Williamson 
is the reason that Axar's wicket FELL.
What a catch by Williamson it has BEEN;
to dismiss Jadeja at his knock of 16.
Shreyas played well again 
and did score a superb 79;
but it was Hardik's speedy knock, for 
which India managed to score 249.
Matt Henry ended up with 42/5;
and Hardik played 45 balls to score 45.
Ravindra gone as Axar 
took a fantastic CATCH;
but, Williamson is still there who 
has the ability to win any MATCH.
Indian spinners 
started to DOMINATE;
in some cases, responses 
by KL Rahul was too LATE.
The only one wicket taken by 
Axar is the most important ONE;
to dismiss the dangerous Kane 
Williamson who alone scored 81.
Kuldeep bagged 2, Jadeja bagged 1, 
but Varun's bowling figure is also 42/5;
on 2nd March 2025, India won by 44 
runs as the Kiwis got bowled out at 205."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST PAKISTAN ON 23RD FEBRUARY 2025 !!!

"In Dubai, on 23rd February 
2025, it was Blue Vs GREEN; 
the India Vs Pakistan match, always 
the greatest rivalry it has BEEN.
The comeback style of Hardik 
Pandya is always SUPERHIT;
Axar showed his class by doing 
a run out with a direct HIT.
After a good partnership, when 
Rizwan got bowled out by Axar PATEL;
after that, in quick succession, the 
wickets of Pakistan started to FELL.
Kuldeep bagged 3 wickets, 
though, Saud scored 62; 
to win this ICC Champions trophy 
match, India just needed 242.
Rohit got out due to Shaheen's 
left-handed bowling SWING;
and then came in to bat, 
Mr. Kohli, the 'Run Chase' KING.
Shreyas looked clinical in his 
knock of 56 without any DOUBT; 
India won by 6 wickets as Virat scored 
a ton and remained 'not OUT'."- Arindam Sain

SARASWATI PUJO R DIN E BASANTI RANG ER PUNJABI PORE AASBO AAMI, SUSWAADU HOY JANO OI KHICHURI !!!

"MURALI: 'Diyo na go foo, dhiki 
dhiki kore na jwole othe AAGUN; 
nolen gur diye khacchi ruti aar bhabchi 
je kobe maagh periye aasbe FAALGUN.'

MADHABI: 'Se toh deri ache, taar 
aagey aasbena bujhi amader school e, 
Saraswati pujo r din e, khete PRASAAD; 
porashona e mon daao bujhle, amake 
niye likhte hobena oto kabita, nijer 
jeevan ta korona BARBAAD.'

MURALI: 'Bojho, e toh dekhchi 
petni r mukh e Ram naam, tumi 
na satyi ee ekta paaka BURI; 
Saraswati pujo r din e basanti rang er 
punjabi pore aasbo aami, suswaadu 
hoy jano oi KHICHURI.'"- Arindam Sain

EVEN IF I AM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, I WILL NOT BE OUT OF YOUR MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'You came from 
nowhere to steal my HEART; 
am I falling in love, from 
tomorrow, please don't FLIRT.'

BOY: 'Yeah, your heart has 
started to feel romantic FEELING; 
as you have opened the door of your 
heart to accept me as your DARLING.'

GIRL: 'Yes, it is true, maybe because, 
nowadays you are too NEAR; 
but, if you go far away, how 
can I control my heart, I do FEAR.'

BOY: 'Sometimes it is a 
blessing in disguise as true 
love is basically so BLIND; 
and your heart will keep on loving 
me, even if I am out of our sight, I 
will not be out of your MIND.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR WIFE IS MORE HEINOUS THAN A PROSTITUTE !!!

"CALL GIRL: 'She is asking for 
monthly alimony, because you had 
sex with her for so many years, so, your 
wife is more heinous than a PROSTITUTE; 
you did a blunder by putting objection 
on her extramarital affairs, now she 
has gone to live with her boyfriend and 
hence I am your wife's SUBSTITUTE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Due to loopholes in 
Hindu Marriage Act of India, the call girls 
are getting so many customers to enjoy 
sex in any couple friendly hotel ROOM;
due to the idiotic judiciary system, 
prostitution will be made legal in India 
just like in Germany and Netherlands 
and the prostitution business will BOOM.'

CALL GIRL: 'I am far better than your 
wife, I am charging less than your 
monthly alimony AMOUNT; 
as you are a good caring person and 
there is romance within your heart, I am 
always giving you so much DISCOUNT.
Even if you want, I am also ready to give 
birth to your baby and you will tell the 
world that, it is just a case of SURROGACY; 
I will raise that baby like a single mother 
and you are always welcome here as my 
regular customer with unlimited INTIMACY.
You have no other choice as you love me, 
and I am far better than your bloody wife 

when it comes to providing you both 

mental and physical SATISFACTION; 

she has filed a protection order, so if you 
visit her house, you will be arrested, if you 
don't pay monthly alimony, the court will 
issue warrant, and police will take ACTION.'"- Arindam Sain