BYE BYE 2016 ! WELCOME 2017 !

"In 2016, Indian female athletes in Rio Olympics and

many Indian athletes in Rio Paralympics created SENSATION.

'JIO' Sim card got launched to

rock the market of Indian TELECOMMUNICATION.

Indian cricket team played some outstanding test cricket matches in 2016

as almost all players were in their good form and fighting spirit EMOTION.

Indian Government started working on creating an

improved cashless economy in India with rapid DIGITISATION.

To teach some lessons to fake currency manufacturers and black money holders,

the Indian Government finally in compliance with RBI implemented DEMONETISATION.

Oh! after 50 days of hard working hours in banks, came 2017,

but the year started in Bengaluru as a day of MOLESTATION.

Some politicians blamed the dressing sense of girls by making

some sexist comments without any HESITATION.

After a long hibernation season, suddenly Sarada and Rose Valley scams

became headlines again due to speedy movement of CBI INVESTIGATION.

Incidents of Train accidents are still raising the

question marks on the Rail signalling COMMUNICATION.

Will subsidies and PDS be scrapped with

relaxations in Income tax DEDUCTION?

All eyes are now on the

Budget session of Bharat NATION."- Arindam Sain

RHYMES OF INDIAN MOSQUITOES !!!

"Gone are the days of

powerful and effective 'ODOMOS';

we adjusted ourselves and improved our immunity system

to become more powerful MOSQUITOES.

We have declared a war against Human RACE;

Dengue is spreading all over the world at a steady PACE.

Almost in every locality, humans have given us the

opportunity to increase our POPULATION;

even after the

'Swacch Bharat' program IMPLEMENTATION;

as Indians lack knowledge about

sanitation, hygiene and cleanliness EDUCATION.

Good days are coming ahead as we, the mosquitoes are going to

dominate and rule on all human beings of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

BAAPRE BAAP ! MOSHAA R KI DAAPOT !

"Charidikey katoi naa JONJAAL;

'All Out' aar 'Good Knight' er ei yug e onekeyi taangaaye naa moshaari r JAAL.

Mosha r janasankhya berei CHOLECHE;

pourosabha r kormi raa bujhi ghumiye PORECHE.

Jomey royeche jol ekhane sekhane, se byapar e nei kono BHRUKKHEP;

nijer elaaka baasi r malaria baa dengue hole, tobeyi Councillor naye PADAKKHEP.

Ki baa din, ki baa raatri, ki baa purnima, ki baa AMABASYA;

chaaridike sudhu mosha aar MOSHA;

nijer ghar er moddhe o jaaye naako shanti teh BOSAA;

e jano ak maran DASAA.

Baagh noy, Singho noy, ekhan toh Moshaa r ee beshi daapot DEKHCHI;

taai toh Moshaa r kamorh khetey khetey ei kobita taa LIKHCHI;

boli ei unnata biggyan er yug e kinaa seshmesh Moshaa r kaache amraa haar MAANCHI !"- Arindam Sain

SUGGESTIVE STEPS AFTER DEMONETISATION TO IMPROVE INDIAN ECONOMY !!!

"PAN Card number of an individual must be

linked with his/her bank ACCOUNT,

otherwise the Banking CBS Software system will not allow that

individual to deposit or withdraw cash of Rs. 25000/- or more AMOUNT.

For cash deposit or cash withdrawal of Rs.25000/- or more,

there should be deduction of Rs.25/- as cash handling CHARGE.

Rs. 25/- as a mandatory cash back for any online transaction of

Rs. 25000/- or more through Paytm or FREECHARGE.

POS Machines should be distributed at a discounted price

to get it installed at any shop or grocery OUTLET.

To give more confidence to the Indians; to march towards cashless India,

cyber security and monitoring system to be tightened in the INTERNET.

For NPA Recovery, even valuable assets, land or any valuable items with

equal valuation of NPA amount can be acquired by BANK.

Income Tax and CBI Department must be given neutral powers as per special

amended Acts by Supreme Court to investigate or enquiry any individual of high RANK.

Prices of commodities must come down, so is EMI;

Taxation system must be simplified in the upcoming BUDGET.

Efficient supply chain management system with construction of several granaries

are also required to tame inflation and achieve a decent GDP growth TARGET.

The money that has been collected through

raids by ED and I-T Department after DEMONETISATION,

should be used effectively to transform India

into a powerful and developed NATION."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE PAYTM TEST SERIES BY 4-0 AGAINST ENGLAND IN 2016 !!!

"After having a big win

against England Cricket team in MUMBAI,

the Indian Cricket team also had a big win in Chennai to bid

England team the 2016 final yearly GOODBYE.

In reply to England's 477,

KL Rahul fought well but ended his innings at 199.

No one had any idea about Karun Nair

who was waiting in the batting LINE.

The young lad scored a triple century

to put India on the driving SEAT.

On the 5th day, English batsmen got bowled out

due to Ravindra Jadeja's spin bowling HEAT.

Not only in Mumbai, but in Chennai also,

against Indian cricket team,

the England cricket team accepted an innings DEFEAT.

Winning 5th Test series in a row including the Paytm Test series against

England Cricket team by 4-0 and remaining unbeaten in 18 Tests in a row

by Indian cricket team is really a fantastic FEAT."- Arindam Sain