URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACES IS A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT IN INDIA !!!

"A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Hey, you, Indian Woman, 
you are urinating in an open place ! 
Are you not feeling ashamed? 
Are you not having any mentality of hygiene and DECENCY ?' 
INDIAN WOMAN: 'This is normal in India. 
Unlike in some developed nations, no one gets fined or jailed 
here for urinating in public places. Look at that man; he is doing potty 
in an open place; your EXCELLENCY ! ' 
A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Indian Government must take 
strict actions on those Indians who do potty or urinate in an open place 
to pollute the environment. 
Make strict rules to keep these idiot people TIGHT; 
otherwise, one day will come in India when these 
idiot people will proudly start saying, 
'In India, urinating in 
public places is a fundamental RIGHT'.'"- Arindam Sain

28.02.2017 TAARIKH E MOHUN BAGAN 4-1 GOAL E VALENCIA KE HAARIYE DILO !!!

"Rabindra Sarovar er haowa jei naa laaglo 
Mohun Bagan er paal tolaa NOUKAAYE; 
Valencia footballers der ato khamota chilo naa 
jeh Mohun Bagan Strikers der ke AATKAAYE. 
Mohun Bagan jhorh e 
neebhey galo Valencia r aasha r PRADIP; 
taai toh aaj aafshosh korbe 
gotaa MAALDWEEP."- Arindam Sain 

HRIDMAJHARE PURONO PREM ER SMRITI EKHANO BIRAJMAAN !!!

"Aantyo-Vidyalay Pratiyogita e tomaar sei lok nritya dekhey 
ki jaani ki bhabhe holo amaar mon CHURI; 
tarpor tumi bhorti holey amader ee taalim kendra te, 
shuru holo amader prem er LUKOCHURI; 
Saraswati pujo r din e tomader vidyalay te jeteyi, 
tumi haath e dhoriye diley ek baati suswaadu KHICHURI; 
taarpor amaader prem er gaari aar thakeni themey, roj vidyalay chuti r porey 
dekha kortum aar khetum doi bada, jilipi, phuchka baa hing er KOCHURI. 
Samay r saathe saathe kramoshoi kom e gachey 
ak e opor er proti prem er AAKARSHAN; 
thik jamon cable TV channel guli aasaar por 
beshi dekhto naa keu 'DOORDARSHAN'. 
Ei byasto jeeban e mon ke khushi korte jatoi naa kori 
furti, adda, gaan baa 'DHINKA CHIKA'; 
tobu kono ak abosar samay mon e porey jaaye sei din guli 
jakhan tumi chiley sudhu ebong sudhui amaar PREMIKA. 
Aajkaal prem baa bhalobasha r dharan gachey badley, 
nei sei lukochuri, nei sei haathey lekhaa kaabyik PREMPATRO; 
ekhan praaye sabai vidyalaya e tei kore naye 
prem er opor Ph.D, jodi o eder ke dekhe mone hoye jaano 
katoi naa sahaj, saral ebong niriha CHAATRO. 
Saaradin e mobile phone e praaye 10 baar 'I Love You' bolaa, WhatsApp e 
video call kore naa jaani katobaar uranta chumban deowa, seshmesh aasol 
bhalobasha aar thaakena, kichuta thaakle o se sudhu ee NAAM MAATRO. 
Prem korbaar samay era sabai khub ee adhunik, prem er rog saariye jakhan 
era dekhashona kore khojhey kono paatri baa PAATRO; 
takhan era mandhata r aamoley firey giye bichaar kore 
kaar ki dharma, jaati, raasi, gan aar GOTRO. 
Amader samay je prem bhalobasha hoto, seguli 
beshirbhaag kshetrei jeto TEEKEY; 
Swami aar Stree er madhur dampottyo jeeban e ak e apor er proti 
bhalobasha thaakto aajiban, hoto naa sahaj e FEEKEY. 
Kintu ekhan toh prem baa bhalobasha r 
samparka r deergho sthayitto NAAI. 
Naai Satyayug, naai Ram, ei Kaliyug e sab je dekhi 
ek ekti durandhar bangshidhaari KANAAI; 
prem sudhu ekadhik baar noy, emon ki naana roop er naana goon er 
kato Radhika r jonney ekadhik baar bejey othey eder jiban e biye r SAANAI; 
athocho tomaar aar aamaar prem er modhur muhurta gulo kano je 
amaar hridmajhare sundar smriti hoye ekhano birajmaan, 
se proshner uttor kintu amaar ekhano jaana NAAI; 
se jaai hok, tumi jekhaneyi thako, sukhey thaako, 
tomaar jiban anandamoy aar sukh er hok, 
ei kobita r maadhyam e ei subhokaamona ee JAANAI."- Arindam Sain 

AUSTRALIA WON THE 1ST TEST OF PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 AGAINST INDIA !!!

"For the Australian Cricket Team in Paytm Test Series of 2017, 
the spinning pitch of Pune was actually a blessing in DISGUISE; 
O'Keefe was not turning the ball too much like Jadeja and Ashwin; 
but by bagging 10 wickets for 70 runs, O'Keefe proved himself to be WISE.
Australian batsmen cannot bat well against the Indian spinners on 
Indian spinning pitches has become only a MYTH; 
because against the Indian Cricket Team, the gentleman who led from 
the front as a captain to score a century in 2nd innings is Steven SMITH.
Australia won by 333 runs only in 3 days against India to take 1-0 lead 
in 4 match Test Series; Is India ready to accept the CHALLENGE?
Indian Cricket Team surely has the potential to fight back and win the Series; 
Is Indian Cricket Team gearing up to take the sweet REVENGE?" - Arindam Sain

CELEBRATION OF "MAHA SHIVARATRI" NIGHT !!!

"Life never becomes interesting, thrilling, mysterious 
and adventurous without any DISRUPTION; 
that's why, to start something new in life, 
Lord Mahadeva believes in bringing some DESTRUCTION. 
Out of all Lords, 
who is the real MAHARAJ ? 
None other than the Tandav dancer in cosmic arena, 
popularly known as NATARAJ. 
Life is full of 'Paap', 'Punya', 
'Khushi' and 'GAM'; 
it is a traditional belief that one feels 
happy and blessed after pouring milk on 'SHIVALINGAM'. 
Yoga exercise keeps you healthy and fit, makes you feel 
as if every day is so lively, refreshing and BRIGHT; 
To worship and pay respect to Lord Shiva, the Aadiyogi, every year, 
humans around the world celebrate the 'MAHA SHIVARATRI' NIGHT."- Arindam Sain 

UPCOMING YOUNG GENERATION PEOPLE OF INDIA ARE SUPPORTIVE TOWARDS DIGITAL INDIA MISSION !!!

"You can send an SMS; 
you can chat in Whatsapp 
and Facebook MESSENGER;
the moment we tell you to 
fund transfer through ALB UPI or BHIM App, you start politicizing 
the situation in such a manner as if you are in a big DANGER.
The problem is not with the Cyber Security features of 
ALB UPI or BHIM App; the problem is 
with your conservative MENTALITY;
When you login to Whatsapp and Facebook Messenger 
to chat or flirt with beautiful girls; then at that time why 
you don't shout about the Cyber Security features and its NECESSITY.
Forget about DEMONETISATION; 
foget about its POLITICISATION;
you are a part of the upcoming young GENERATION;
in this era of GLOBALISATION;
then why for the sake of doing politics 
you are opposing DIGITIZATION;
why are you getting brain-washed by politicians 
to pause technological UPGRADATION ?
By which theory of Economics, 
the GDP of Indian Economy 
will suffer if it becomes more CASHLESS ?
Cashless transactions are always 
recorded in online ledger books and hence the number of 
financial corruptions or siphoning of funds will become LESS.
Demonetisation of 500 and 1000 rupee notes 
in November 2016 created very long queues in 
banks and ATM Centres for two weeks ONLY;
Some politicians are creating issues regarding demonetisation 
even in February 2017, but, as the common people of India 
are not supporting them, these politicians are feeling so LONELY.
Instead of creating rumours 
and hearing rumours 
regarding demonetisation to create more CONFUSION;
let there be some cash and 
some cashless instruments or apps in Indian Economy 
to create a CASH-CASHLESS FUSION;
because surveys and statistics of cashless transactions 
is giving the trend that the upcoming young generation people 
of India  are supportive towards Digital India MISSION"- Arindam Sain

INFLATED MEDICAL BILLS TO LOOT A PATIENT IN THE NAME OF CORPORATE MEDICAL INSURANCE CLAIM !!!

"Oh! You have been hospitalized as you are 
suffering a lot due to some health PROBLEM;
Aha! you are a government servant, so you are eligible 
to get Corporate Medical Insurance CLAIM;
Ok! Ok! No PROBLEM;
Let us play a GAME.
Why the Medical Bills always get inflated 
when it is done in a package of any Health INSURANCE?
Ultimately, at the end of the entire medical check-up, even after having a 
Mediclaim Policy under your name, you are having the same pocket EXPENSE !
Auditors of Central Government must audit 
these inflated bills with their special LENS;
otherwise, getting fooled as a government servant 
in the name of Mediclaim Insurance Policy does not make any SENSE.
High level corruption in 
Health Sector of India is on the RISE;
I-T Department of India is still too soft and liberal 
towards Health Sector, which is also a  high level SURPRISE." - Arindam Sain