IN THIS MODERN ERA, THE MARRIED WOMEN GENERALLY DO NOT LOVE AND RESPECT THEIR ELDER 'IN-LAWS' AS WELL AS JOINT FAMILY CULTURE AND ITS SANCTITY !!!

"WIFE said, 'All my school friends, even my elder sisters;

all are staying with their husband and children only in

their own separately bought APARTMENT.

There are less workload and responsibility in

a nuclear family, there is fun,

independence and ENTERTAINMENT.

Why are you still

not buying a

3-BHK Flat of our OWN ?'

HUSBAND said, 'A Home is always a sweet home,

whereas in a multi-storeyed building,

almost everyone is UNKNOWN.

Because of such callous attitude towards the

elder people of a joint family, the numbers of

old age homes are on the RISE.

Even, nowadays, you such married women

are fond of sending children

to crèche; what a SURPRISE !

I still respect and

love our parents, joint

family culture and its SANCTITY.

You such married women start ignoring her father-in-law,

mother-in-law and brother-in-law as if they are not

anymore a part of this joint family ENTITY.

To pressurize the husband, the married woman

misbehaves with all her 'in-laws',

such is their AUDACITY.

Listen to me carefully, it is

the final decision, that I will

stay in my own ancestral HOUSE.'

WIFE said, 'Then, l cannot stay here with you anymore,

better, you stay here with your family members

only, but not anymore with your SPOUSE.

You are not courageous enough to leave your

parents and stay in a separate flat with your wife,

as you have crooked your Spinal CORD.'

HUSBAND said, 'Is it a sin or a cowardice act as a male

person to stay with his parents after marriage ?

I will surely ask this question to my LORD.

Instead of getting insulted repeatedly by you, regarding

this issue, I am giving you full freedom to take your

own decision and please give some rest to your VOCAL-CORD.'

LAWYER: 'Sir, your wife has left your

house with your child and also gave

a warning to file a DIVORCE.

I can understand the trouble, you are in, but, these

things do happen in life, where mutual adjustments

in a relationship remains a major issue, of COURSE.

To pressurize you, either to move out of your ancestral

house or to sign the divorce paper, if any false case

get registered against you, by your WIFE;

then, please don't even hesitate for a moment to

sign the divorce paper, to remain in peace, to start a

new innings, new journey and to enjoy the LIFE.

In this modern era, the married women generally

do not love and respect the elder 'in-laws'

as well as joint family culture and its SANCTITY.

We may have advanced a lot in Science and

Technology; but the Social Happiness is decreasing

and that's the brutal REALITY."- Arindam Sain

THE CLASSIC BATTLE OF FOOTBALL BETWEEN SPAIN AND PORTUGAL ENDED IN A 3-3 DRAW IN THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018 ON 15.06.2018 !!!

"Oh! You,

the Spanish defender,

why did you foul HIM ?

Don't you know, he is Christiano Ronaldo

and he utilized the penalty shot

to give 1-0 lead for the Portugal TEAM.

By fooling the three Portuguese defenders,

Diego Costa of Spain

scored the EQUALIZER.

Portugal took the lead to 2-1, as the Spanish goalkeeper

failed to save Christiano Ronaldo's ground shot;

and it looked somewhat BIZARRE.

Diego Costa of Spain

scored a goal

again to make it 2-2.

Spain team then increased

the lead to 3-2, as

Nacho's goal was a good one TOO !

The Portuguese player with jersey no. 7

scored another goal

by taking an excellent FREE-KICK.

The final score of Spain Vs Portugal

on 15.06.2018 ended at 3-3 and Christiano Ronaldo

scored another HAT-TRICK."- Arindam Sain

RUSSIA BEAT SAUDI ARABIA BY 5-0 IN THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018 ON 14.06.2018 !!!

"In the 12th minute, inside the 
penalty box area of Saudi Arabia, 
the ball was travelling in the AIR. 
Gazinskiy of Russia netted the ball inside the goal post 
to give Russia 1-0 lead, as to block him at that moment, 
there was not a single Saudi Arabian PLAYER. 
Two left footed shots 
at the target 
by Russia's CHERYSHEV; 
became 2 important goals for Russia 
as in both the cases, the Saudi Arabian 
goalkeeper failed to SAVE. 
Saudi Arabia team was playing 
good possession football but their 
defense line-up looked too CLUMSY. 
That's why; Dzyuba also scored a goal 
from a nice header to make it 4-0 
and it really looked so EASY. 
Golovin scored the 5th goal 
of the match by taking 
a fantastic FREE-KICK. 
The ball did not swung too much, 
but, for the Saudi Arabian goalkeeper, 
the ball's speed may be too QUICK. 
For the Russians, 
the 5-0 win in the first match 
really means a LOT. 
The score of 5-0, is also the reason to smile and 
celebrate for the Wolf Zabivaka, 
the FIFA World Cup 2018 official MASCOT. 
For scoring 2 quality goals 
on 14.06.2018, Cheryshev is 
surely the Russian SUPERSTAR. 
But, there is a whispering question everywhere, 
that is it quite easy to score goals 
with the speedy moving football, TELSTAR. 
Winning by 5-0 against Saudi Arabia 
in the first match, Russia created a SENSATION. 
Really ! What a great start in this 
FIFA World Cup of 2018, by the host NATION !"- Arindam Sain

BLUE BIRD !!!

“Robin still remembers the day 
when he saw her for the first time in the 'BLUE BIRD.'
Love at first sight was so intense that Robin proposed 
her in the next week and for her, it was so WEIRD.
After passing out from a reputed MBA College, 
instead of searching for a job, 
Robin selected ENTREPRENEURSHIP.
It took around 6 months for Robin to setup the business 
on his own, though, initially, he was planning to do 
the business with his friends as per the rules of PARTNERSHIP.
While studying in the Business School, Robin was 
lucky enough to spend around 3 months in a reputed 
5-Star Hotel as a Trainee of Summer INTERNSHIP.
In those 3 months, Robin learned lots of things which were 
not written in any books of MBA Course and also understood 
that to open up a new business, it require lots of HARDSHIP.
In only 3 months, Robin's new restaurant has gained 
popularity in Gangtok; and Robin, like his father, 
Roberto, also believes that 'Work is WORSHIP'.
Rosy, a Hotel Management passout student cleared the All India 
level Competitive Exam to become a staff of a reputed 
PSU Bank and she is posted in that PSU Bank's Gangtok BRANCH.
Many a times, Rosy came to eat 
at this restaurant with her colleagues 
or friends to have dinner, to have LUNCH.
Robin usually remains too busy to speed up the 
customer services and to ensure that all his staffs 
are always busy and in a RUSH.
On that day, Rosy's friends as well as some of her colleagues 
celebrated Rosy's birthday inside that restaurant and Robin's 
eyes fell on beautiful Rosy to start his first ever romantic CRUSH.
Rosy read Robin's eyes and understood the expression on that 
day, but, never thought that Robin will take 
just 7 days to gather enough courage to PROPOSE.
Rosy and her friends came to the restaurant and on that Saturday 
evening, Robin became the bartender and after serving foods to 
Rosy, he said, 'I Love You' by giving her a Red ROSE.
For a few seconds, in the restaurant, 
everyone stared at Robin 
and there was a pin drop silence and PAUSE.
Rosy accepted the Red Rose with a sweet smile and said, 
'I Love you too', and after hearing it, inside the restaurant, 
everyone stood up with joy and gave a good round of APPLAUSE.
Rosy was so lucky for Robin that Robin's Restaurant increased its 
net profitability by 10 times within the next 5 years and Robin 
has started planning to open up several branches 
of this restaurant in different CITIES.
Rosy understood the need to implement 
local tastes as per the areas, just like, 'Think Global, Act Local' 
theory, and Rosy's marketing skills and experiments helped 
Robin to bring inside the restaurant so many food VARIETIES.
Robin's 3 restaurants in 3 different cities, that is, in Gangtok, 
Darjeeling and Siliguri started doing so much PROFIT.
Robin's hardwork and Rosy's marketing skills helped this 
restaurant business to become so popular and so SUPERHIT.
Both their romantic life and business life became so good and 
they hope to do better also in the future FORWARD.
That's why; even after 5 years, Robin still remembers the day 
when he saw her for the first time in the 'BLUE BIRD.'”- Arindam Sain

JODI ACHE BHAGABAN,TAHOLE NISCHOI AACHE BHOOTH. ACHE CHITRAGUPTA R BISHAAL KHAATA, ACHEY YAMDOOT !!!

"Jodi ache Bhagaban,

taholey nischoi achey BHOOTH;

achey Chitragupta r bishaal khaata,

aar achey YAMDOOT.

Jeevan toh ekti pratiyogita, kakhano

jeetben, kakhano HAARBEN.

Kintu taa bole, pratiyogita e ektu aadhtu here geleyi oi sab

bhando jyotishi der saranapanno HOBEN !

Nischoi apnaar kono gabheer asukh HOYECHILO,

nischoi ekbaar haath er baa paa er haarh BHENGEYCHILO !

Nischoi kono sundari taruni mahila r proti apnaar ektu adhtu prem JEGECHILO !

Baash! Ei sab Katha suney,

apni o gelen GOLEY;

aar apnaar taaka, sei jyotishi korchey loot

bibhinno choley BOLEY.

Ei sab ghatana toh praaye sabaar jeevan ei

ghotey thaake, e abaar bolaar ki ACHEY.

Tobu ei sab Katha suney apni Khushi hoy, oi jyotishi

ke dicchen taaka, jano taaka toh faley GAACHEY.

Raat er belaa TV khulley, ekhan aar dekha jaayena

purono din er Bangla Haasi r CINEMA.

Sudhui dekhben, bibhinno roop dhaaron kore bosey achey kono ek

jyotishi, eto taai taar Kadar berechey, eto ee taar byabsaa r RAMROMA.

Jyotishi bole,

'Ki etokkhon jaa jaa bollum,

sab thik BOLECHI !'

Murkyo bhadrolok bole, 'Apni toh antaryaami, sab ee jaanen,

noiley ki aar ami amaar mulyobaan samay

nasto korchi ekhane ese MICHIMICHI.'

Pratiyogita e ektu herey geleyi, kichu lok er mon hoye jaaye baroi hotaash,

Chanchal aar sab kichuteyi

korey KHUNTKHUTH.

Je desh er biggyan eto unnato, je desh er baigganik der

biswabyapi eto sukhyati, sei desh ei abaar

royechey eto kusanskaar; satyiee ADBHUT.

Jeetleyi SOUBHAGYA,

aar haarleyi DURBHAGYA.

Arrey moshaai,

apnaar bhagya toh chirokaal

thaake apnaar ee HAATHEY.

Oi katogulo aangti aar maaduli porey, bekaar ghurey beraaley

aar adda maarley ki, apnaar parivaar er lok

thaakbe doodh e BHAATEY.

Ki bhool, ki thik, jaai siddhanto

dik na kano kono adalat er Judge SAAB.

Jeney raakhben, asol bicharok aro opor e bosey royechen,

aar raakhchen sab kichur thikthaak HISAAB.

Jodi achey Bhagaban,

taholey nischoi achey BHOOTH;

achey Chitragupta r bishaal khaata,

aar achey YAMDOOT."- Arindam Sain

INDIAN FOOTBALL TEAM LED BY SUNIL CHETRI LIFTED THE INTERCONTINENTAL CUP OF 2018 BY BEATING KENYA BY 2-0 ON 10.06.2018 !!!

"In the matches at the initial stages of the

Intercontinental Cup of 2018,

the attendance of the spectators

was too poor which was quite DEMOTIVATING.

Slowly and steadily, getting support from several

celebrities in the social media, the attendance of

spectators increased, though, instead of South Africa

team, the Kenya team was PARTICIPATING.

On 10.06.2018, Sunil Chetri scored the first goal

by capitalizing a fantastic pass with his right FOOT.

The second goal of the final match also

came from Sunil Chetri's left footed BOOT.

Kenyan footballers kept on

attacking and got

so many corner kicks, but,

failed to hit the TARGET.

Pritam Kotal and Sandesh Jhinghan played really well

in the Indian defence line-up and the Indian goalkeeper,

Gurpreet Sadhu made some excellent saves,

which the Kenyan strikers will take some time to FORGET.

Sunil Chetri scored 64 goals in International games to equal

Lionel Messi's record for the time being, but, Sunil Chetri wanted

to fulfill his dream with lots of DETERMINATION.

Sunil Chetri's dream came true as Kenya got defeated by

2 goals and the Intercontinental Cup of 2018

got lifted by the football team of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

JANGIPUR ZILLA KE PURANA QILA PE, WOH KAUN THI, JOH CHEEKH RAHI THI !!!

"Phir se ekbaar Dwijen Dayal ki 
transfer posting hua, 
aur ish baar, Jangipur ZILLA. 
Wahi pe Dwijen ko 
kiraaye pe 
ek ghar MILA. 
Uske branch bhi ush ke ghar se najdeek 
hee tha, asal mein woh sirf ghar nahi, 
hain kisi sarkaari adhikaarik ka VILLA. 
Ush Villa ke 
kuch doori par hain 
ek Purana QILA. 
Woh raat thi, 
amavaash ki TITHI. 
Thik raat ek baaje, koi ek ladki ki bahut hee 
daarawni cheekh sunaai de rahi THI. 
Subaah hote hee, Dwijen ne Villa ke caretaker, 
Ramu kaka ko poocha, 'Kaal raat, ush qila mein 
kaun cheekh rahi THI ?' 
Ramu Kaka ne bola, 'Bahut saal pehle, woh qila, 
Maharaja Adityanath ka qila tha, aur uske saath 
raha karti thi unki bibi, Rani AARTI. 
Ush samay, yeh Jangipur, 
Vishalnagar ke naam se 
jaana jaati THI. 
Ekbaar Ganganagar rajya ke saath Vishalnagar ki 
Jung hui, aur Jung haarne ke baad, Ganganagar ke 
Rajkumari Sunaina ne Maharaja Adityanath ke 
doosra bibi baani THI. 
Ish qila mein aane ke baad hee 
Sunaina ke saath 
Aarti ki bahut baar 
jhagra, maarpit hui THI. 
Maharaja Adityanath ko Sunaina hee 
jyada pyaari thi, isiliye ek din 
ish dukhi jeevan se tang aa ke, 
Aaarti ne khudkhushi kar lee THI. 
Kuch saal baad maano sraap laag gaya ish Vishalnagar 
rajyabashi o ko, toofan, baarh, mahaamaari mein, 
bahut log maarey gaaye, chaaron taraf 
thi dukh aur ASHAANTI. 
Maharaja Adityanath aapne rajya ko thik tarah se 
sambhaal nahi paa raha tha, Sunaina bhi bahut koshish 
karne ke baad bhi, 
maa nahi ho paa rahi THI. 
Maharaja Adityanath ka dehaant hone ke baad, 
poora Vishalnagar rajya chote chote rajya mein 
tookde tookde ho gaaye, kyon ki har taraf 
ho raha tha yuddh aur KRAANTI. 
Kuch hee saal pehle, kuch log aaye teh 
ish purana qila mein rahene ke LIYE; 
ish qila ko ek naya roop de ke, 
ek 5-Star Hotel baananey ke LIYE. 
Ush din bhi thi, 
Amabash ki TITHI. 
Ussi raat ko khudkhushi kiya, 
ush qila mein tha jitne bhi ATITHI.' 
Sab kuch sunney ke baad, Dwijen ko samajh mein aaya, 
ke ush amabaash ki raat mein, Jangipur Zilla ke 
Purana Qila pe, woh kaun thi, joh cheekh rahi THI !"- Arindam Sain