OI KURI CHAAKA R LORRY, HOYECHE JE AAJ BHAARI !!!

“Oi kuri chaaka r LORRY,
hoyeche je aaj BHAARI.
Majherhat er khaal e cholbe ki ebaar TARI !
pratidin ee hobe naaki ebaar FERRY !
Majherhat e ki notun 
bridge tairi hobe naa AAR !
neech diye hobe raasta, chotto culvert, rail 
crossing, jaar opor diye lok korbe khaal PARAPAAR.
Majerhat Bridge bhengey poraar por, lajja e, 
Bangabhoomi Sarkaar er hoyeche maatha HENTH.
Ager 'Fit' Certificate gulo baad; seshmesh ghoshona kora 
holo, je kurikhaana bridge er periye gache expiry DATE.
Rakkonobekkhon er tender jato baatil hobe, 
jato pechono hobe, tato paaowa 
jaabe motaa anker NOTE.
Bridge er eet, baali, cement khoshe pore jaaye, jaak, 
orey, neel saada rang korle, manush ke boka baaniye 
bachar er por bachar paaowa jaaye VOTE.
'Bengal Summit' e naaki bolaa hocche, 
Bangabbhoomi daarun egiye JACCHE !
Kuri chakaa r lorry naa dhuktey diley, por e 
bolte hobe, Bangabhoomi r shilpayan maar KHACCHE.
Taaka neyi, DA ditey paarchi na, 
raajkosh sunyo, tobu ki kore 
cholche oi sab prakalpa, jaar naam er 
seshe jurey ache ekti kore 'SHREE'.
Neel aar saada rang ki kendriya sarkaar bhortuki diye 
bikri korche, je khorcha kore rang koraa jaaye oi 
bridge gulo, kintu meramot koraa jaayena, asoley 
Bangabhloomi te 'Raajneeti' shabdo taai khub BEESHREE.
Nityadin ekhan office jaatri raa jacche GHURPATHEY,
haath e beshi samay niye hocchey BEROTEY,
ektu samay laagbe boiki abhyastha HOTEY !
Ki Hide Road er Brace Bridge, ki New Alipore er 
Durgapur Bridge, kothao kono bhorshaa nei, 
duto ee toh besh NORHBOREY,
taar opor raasta r jaa behaal abostha, bus e noy, 
mon e hobe jano trawler baa nouka e uthechen, 
pooro shorir taai toh edik theke odik doley aar NOREY.
Ei bipul janashankya r desh e, 
ei sab bridge er neecheyi abaar 
kato maanush er BASOBAAS !
Bridge er neechey thaka maanush der uchit, sarkaar ke 
sahojogita kora, jaatey meraamoti r kaaj thikmato hoy; 
chaadh shakto thakley, tobeyi surakkhito je kono NIBAAS.
Rangeen bridge naa holeyo cholbe, 
Kolkata e sabaai Argentina r supporter NOY.
Meraamoti r kaaj taa thikmato hok, saamneyi 2019 aar 
2021, sadharan maanush aar dekhbe na oi ABHINOY.”- Arindam Sain

POSTAA R POR EBAAR SAKKHI ROILO MAJHERHAT !!!

“Postaa r por ebaar 
sakkhi roilo MAJHERHAT;
Kolkata r kono bridge baa flyover er opor diye 
jete, ekhan aatanke kaapey sholo theke SHAAT.
Kolkata e purono Bridge gulo r 
hoyna kono RAKKHANABEKKHON;
sudhu oi 'Fit' Certificate dileyi ki aar 
sampanna hoy nikhut PARJOBEKKHON !
Aamra sabai tomaar 
aatmaa r shanti kaamona kori, 
hey yuvak, 'Soumen BAG'.
Jatoi tomaar poribaar ke aarthik sahajya dik 
naa kano, ei ghatona r jonney Bangabhoomi sarkaar 
er proti amader mon e jomeche onek khobh o RAAG.
Jaana neyi, Bangabhoomi Sarkar er kichu 
kormi o mantri der katotuku aachey LAAJ;
tobey bipad er samay, sabai kintu 
mileymishe koreche UDDHARKAAJ.
Bipad er samay, Kolkata baasi 
boraabor ee dekhiyeche MANOBIKOTAA;
eta toh notun kichu noy, tobe manobikotaa 
niye eto kano hocche SANGBADIKOTAA !
Ei sab kaayedabaaji kore, 
aasol samasya ke deowaa jaabe naa dhaama CHAAPA;
aasoley, rakkhonabekkon er kaaj hoyni thik mato, kaaj e 
royeche faakibaaji, aar oi lecture gulo sab chilo FAAPA.
Kolkata e sei swarnayug 
firey aasuk, setaai amader ASHA.
London er dorkaar neyi, British aamol er sei oitihyomoyee 
Kolkata chaai, chaai naa ei behaal DOSHA.”- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN VS EAST BENGAL MATCH OF CFL 2018 ON 02.09.2018 ENDED WITH THE FINAL SCORE OF 2-2 !!!

“In the Derby match of the Calcutta 
Football League (CFL) of 2018 on 02.09.2018, 
Mohun Bagan Team started really WELL.
Be it passing, be it attacking, be it playing possessional 
football, Mohun Bagan team played so well in the first 30 
minutes, that East Bengal team went inside a defensive SHELL.
Pintu Mahate of Mohun Bagan got a great PASS; 
and converted it into a goal by giving respect to that MINUS.
Henry Kisseka of Mohun Bagan made it 2-0 LEAD; 
as his shot at the goal was also excellent INDEED.
Two players of Mohun Bagan 
scored goals with PRECISION; 
but, on the other hand, Shilton Paul of Mohun Bagan 
did some silly mistakes while showing AGGRESSION.
Just before the half time, 
the Mohun Bagan goalkeeper FUMBLED;
Johnny Acosta of East Bengal utilized the opportunity to make 
it 2-1 as Mohun Bagan deep defence slighlty CRUMBLED.
Was Shilton Paul playing the match 
as a football goalkeeper or as a Volleyball striker 
who smashes the ball while standing near the NET ?
In the 2nd half, Laldanmawia Ralte scored the equaliser 
as there was no Mohun Bagan defender to act as a backup 
for Shilton Paul, which was quite UNFORTUNATE.
The CFL 2018 Derby Match on 02.09.2018 ended 
with the final score of 2-2, that is, a DRAW
Finally, on this day, the quality Football won the hearts of spectators, 
though, sometimes, the football was quite rough and RAW.”- Arindam Sain

JANMASTHAMI, THE BIRTHDAY OF VISHNU'S 8TH AVATAR ON 8TH DAY OF KRISHNA PAKKHO !!!

"Radha's lover, Shri Krishna who had 8 wives,

was the 8th avatar of Bhagawan Vishnu,

and was everyone's 'ANTARYAAMI'.

Bhagawan Shri Krishna took birth

on the 8th day of 'Krishna Pakkho', that's why,

that day is popularly known as 'JANMASTHAMI.'

The cruel King Kangsa would get killed

by a child, whom Devaki

would give BIRTH.

Vasudev crossed the river and came back with the

exchanged child to ensure that little Krishna remain alive

to remove King Kangsha from the EARTH.

In Shri Krishna's childhood days, everyone used to

say, 'Natkhat Nandalal naa machaay SHOR.

Kyon ki handi thodh ke

dahi khaaye 'Makkhan CHOR.'

With the help of his friends, Govinda used to

climb on a human PYRAMID.

A creative way

to steal 'dahi' INDEED.

He was the naughty lover

who used to play a FLUTE.

After hearing this instrumental music, almost

all the girls used to take the romantic ROUTE.

He used to read everyone's mind, even if

someone keeps his/her voice MUTE.

All girls, especially Radha used to love him so much,

as he was very smart, handsome and CUTE.

Bhagawan Krishna is the

icon of love and FRIENDSHIP.

Throughout the world, there are several temples

of Bhagawan Shri Krishna to WORSHIP.

In Mathura, there is

a tradition of '56 BHOG'.

Such was his charisma, that not only Radha, even

other girls also used to suffer from 'PREM ROG'.

Radha was his true lover, be it during

Raas Leela or HOLI.

Rukmini used to ask Krishna, 'Why you utter Radhe Radhe

while sleeping ?' and the question was not so SILLY.

When the girls used to bath in the pond, they were

being watched by this naughty KID.

The girls used to feel that some naughtiness in

romance is more entertaining INDEED.

Some say, 'Jai Shri Krishna', some say, 'Jai Radhe Krishna',

and, Bhagawan Shri Krishna is worshipped WORLDWIDE.

'Ala re ala, Govinda ala, isiliye, human pyramid banaa ke

dahi handi thodh daala', which is also a heroic DEED."- Arindam Sain

SUPER SLOGANS REGARDING THE UPCOMING CFL 2018 DERBY MATCH ON 2ND SEPTEMBER 2018 !!!

"EAST BENGAL SUPPORTERS: 'Calcutta League 2018 r

derby match er din e,

jwolbe prochur aagun er mashaal,

dekhbe tomraa, kato AALO.

Ekta katha jeyo naa bhooley, je Calcutta League e

amader bhagyo borabor ee BHALO.'

MOHUN BAGAN SUPPORTERS: 'Calcutta League 2018 r

derby match er din e,

jharh uthbey Ganga paar e,

paal tolaa nouka e laagbe bejaaye HAAOWA.

Oi haaowaa r daapotey nibhey jaabe sab aagun er mashaal,

aar tomraa takhan bolbey je khub ee kharaap ei AABHAOWA !'"- Arindam Sain

SHONO HEY MALOBIKA; CHELEY AMI KHUB EE PAAKA !!!

"Shono hey MALOBIKA;

cheley ami khub ee PAAKA;

mor hriday ekhan tomaar mukh khaani AANKAA;

thaambe naa aar ei prem er CHAAKA;

hok jatoi naa, ei jiban er path AANKABAANKA.

Park e bosey prem korchi dujoney,

ekdin dekhechen tomaar KAKA.

Tomaake ami bhalobashi kina, ekdin jiggesh korlen

tomaar baba, satyiee ki NYAKA !

Park e tomaar koley maatha diye suye thaaki ami nayak,

tahole tumi ee to amaar NAYIKA.

Motamuti korchi ekta byabsa,

bhalo ee rojgaar hoy TAAKA.

Haath jakhan ekbaar dhorechi, chaarchi naa aar

sahaj e, debo na tomaaye DHOKA.

Onek premleela e kheyechi haabudubu, tumi o aar

daya kore baaniyo naa mor e abaar BOKA.

Thaakbo dujon chirosathi hoye,

tumi mor khukhi, ami tomaar KHOKHA.

Biyer din thik hobaar ageyi je dekhchi mor gaaye

boseche ekti rangeen prajapati POKAA.

Biyer din thik kore, daao kore card bili,

utsab mukhar hoye uthuk gotaa ELAAKA.

Shono hey MALOBIKA;

cheley aami khub ee PAAKA."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED WEST BENGAL POLICE BY 5-0 IN A CFL 2018 MATCH ON 25.08.2018 !!!

"On 25th August 2018, in a Calcutta Football

League (CFL) match against West Bengal Police,

from the very BEGINNING;

Mohun Bagan went for as many goals

as they can score, as it was

not only about match WINNING.

Dipanda Dicka gave

the 1st lead as he

was so AGGRESSIVE;

Britto made it 2-0

for Mohun Bagan and his overall

performance was quite IMPRESSIVE.

West Bengal Police defenders

created so much GAP;

and the Mohun Bagan footballers frequently

fell into the offside TRAP.

Soumabha, the West Bengal Police

goalkeeper saw an Yellow Card

as he is too BRAVE.

West Bengal Police also attacked well, though,

Shilton Paul of Mohun Bagan denied a

sure shot goal with an excellent SAVE.

Mehtab Hossain of Mohun Bagan came in

to give more energy and SPEED.

A perfect corner from Mehtab got clinically headed by

Dipanda Dicka to give Mohun Bagan, the 3-0 LEAD.

In the injury time,

for Mohun Bagan,

it was 4-0, due to a goal

scored by Henry KISEKKA.

Just a few seconds before

the final whistle, Mohun Bagan is

in 5-0 lead as the Hat-trick

goal scored by Dipanda DICKA.

East Bengal is guarding the CFL Trophy at Calcutta Port

with fire lanterns; can the Mariners lift the CFL 2018 trophy

while sailing towards the Calcutta Port with

their famous  'Paal tolaa NOUKA."- Arindam Sain