BHYAJAAL DOODH ER HODISH MILLO EBAAR, EMNI TEYI LOKJON ER SHORIR E BAARCHE 'SUGAR', TAAI EI BHYAJAAL DOODH ER CHANA R RASOGOLLA BAA SANDESH KHEYO NAA AAR !!!

"Doodh e jal meshaale o 
thaake dhabdhabe SAADA, 
taai oi 'Lactometer' diyeyi apnaake 
parikkha korte hobe, DADA. 
Bhyajaal doodh er 
hodish millo EBAAR, 
emni teyi lokjon er 
shorir e baarche 'SUGAR', 
taai ei bhyajaal doodh er chana r 
rasogolla baa sandesh kheyo naa AAR. 
Doodh, doodh, doodh, neyi je 
aar serokom 'WONDERFUL', 
pratidin katojon je ei bhyajaal 
doodh kheye hocche 'APRIL FOOL' ! 
Doodh e meshacche 
arrowroot baa kapor kaacha 
sabaan er GURO. 
Taai toh aajkaal biye baari te, rasogolla 
khaowaar pratiyogita hoyna, ekbaar 
akkhep kore bolechilen ek KHURO. 
Ek mahapurush bolechilen je 
shorir er naam MAHASHOY, 
kintu eto bhyajaal ki aar 
maanush er shorir e SOY. 
Abaar hoyto kono notun dharan er rog 
hobe  maanush er shorirey, 
kheye ei bhyajaal DOODH. 
Ei rog niye kato charcha hobe, gobeshana 
hobe, taarpor bazaar e beriye jaabe 
ei rog er bishesh kono OSUDH. 
Bangabhoomi Sarkar keyi ei byapar e, 
nitey hobe dwaitya, raakhte hobe 
karha nazardaari, hotey hobe 
kathor o SHAKTA, 
noiley misti dokaan er maalik der 
byabsaa e khoti hobe, kaaron misti 
onekeyi kinben naa bhoy, jodi o 'bangaali' 
chirokaal ee misti BHAKTA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 48 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 17.11.2018 TO BECOME THE 1ST SEMI FINALIST TEAM OF ICC T-20 WOMENS WORLD CUP OF 2018 !!!

"Smriti Mandhana dominated the 
Australian bowlers with an excellent 83. 
Harmanpreet Kaur also batted 
agressively, though, got out at 43. 
Tayla Vlaemink was economical in bowling 
and E Perry's bowling figure was 16/3. 
On 17.11.2018, Deepti Sharma took the 
wickets of both the Aussie openers in 
an over to give India, an EDGE. 
Then Poonam Yadav and especially Radha 
Yadav tightened up all the screws by picking 
up wickets to give India, more ADVANTAGE. 
Anuja Patil stormed through the Aussie 
tail-enders with a bowling figure of 15/3, 
but, it was a fighting knock of 39 by 
E Perry, a fantastic all-rounder 
at this young AGE. 
Australia got bowled out at 119, and India 
won by 48 runs to remain as Group B 
Champion to qualify to the 
ICC T-20 Womens World Cup 
Semi Final STAGE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 52 RUNS AGAINST IRELAND ON 15.11.2018 IN THE ICC T-20 WOMEN WORLD CUP OF 2018 !!!

"On 15.11.2018, in the ICC T-20 Women 
World Cup match, along with Smriti 
Mandhana, who scored 33, it was Mithali 
Raj who played a knock of  51, to 
put up a score of 145. 
India chould have scored around 170 runs, 
but, some good disciplined bowling by 
the Irish bowlers especially Kim Garth 
made the battle quite 
interesting and ALIVE. 
To dismiss Veda Krishnamurthy, what a 
fantastic yorker delivery it was REALLY, 
bowled smartly by the 
Irish bowler, Lucy O'REILLY. 
Taniya Bhatia did some 
good stumpings and Radha Yadav's 
bowling figure is 25/3. 
Deepti Sharma also bowled well and 
India won by 52 runs as Ireland's 
innings ended at 93."- Arindam Sain

KENDREY 'MUDRA' SARKAR, AAR RAJYE 'MADIRA' SARKAR !!!

"Bidesh e giye besh furti kore edik odik 
ghurey beracche, sundari meyeder ke 
niye nachanachi korche, besh anandeyi 
aache Lalit Modi, Nirav 
Modi aar Vijay MAALIA. 
Aar edikey, Bharat er baro baro sab 
rastrayatto bank e bereyi cholechey 
onadaayi wrin er bojhaa, aar kichu 
choto choto rastrayatto bank 
toh hoyeche praaye DEULIA. 
Bharat er baro baro 
byabsaai, daktaar, 
promoter, rajneetibeed, 
filmstar ebong 
ukeel e raa dito onek kar FAANKI, 
abaar odike Pakistani 
ebong Bangladeshi 
aatankabaadi raa prochur Bharatiya 1000 
taaka aar 500 taaka r nakal note 
chaapiye felechilo, kore CHALAAKI. 
Oi demonetisation er aasol uddessyo chilo 
aatankabaadi o karfaanki 
deowaa lok gulo 
ke saayestaa koraa, ki mushkil, kaalo 
taaka uddhar hobe, ei galpo aapni 
biswas korechilen NAAKI ! 
Tobey November 2016 r ekti baa duti 
saptaaho ektu kasto holeyo, sadharan 
maanush upolobdhi korechilo jeh, ei 
ghutghutey andhokaar e mombaati r alo 
naai baa jwaluk, alo r jholkaani 
diyeche onekgulo JONAAKI. 
Demonetisation er por e, Bank e onek 
taaka ee jomaa poreche JAKHAN, 
ei taaka gulo keyi loan hisebe 
kaajey laagatey hobe EKHAN. 
Taai shuru holo 
'Pradhan Mantri Mudra Yojana' 
aar 'Startup India' r AAYOJAN. 
Kintu bachar ghurte naa ghurteyi dekha 
galo je, ei Mudra loan er taaka 
shodh dicche naa ONEKJAN. 
Taai ekti kathor wrin aadaye koraar 
niyam kanoon sankranto bill 
pass kora khub ee PROYAJAN. 
Bangabhoomi rajye 
toh ekhan romromiye 
cholche madh SHILPO. 
Chaakri noy, byabsaa karo, taai protyek 
graam e madh er dokaan er license deowaa 
taao ekdharan er notun PRAKALPO. 
Madh bikri teyi sab theke beshi rajoswo 
aadaye hoyeche, satyiee, aamra peye 
gechi chop-muri shilpo r aarekti BIKALPO. 
Graam er school porua der 
baaritey jomchey kato CYCLE, 
school e neyi 
kono pass FAIL, 
tobu era bolchey je graam er lokjon naaki 
sukhey neyi, satyiee eder neyi kono AKKEL. 
Puruliya, Jhargram, Bankura aar Paschim 
Medinipur er kichu pratyonto jungle 
elaaka e, du bela du mutho bhaath 
khetey paaye naa sekhankaar ADHIVAASI, 
kintu Ration dokaan e toh 2 taaka dar e 
chaal, gam deoya hoye, odikey Rohinga 
ebong Bangladeshi raa o kodin pore 
hoye jaabe BANGABHOOMIBAASI. 
Sarkaari daftar e sthaayi bhabe kaauke 
niyog korle, ditey hobe beshi maaine, 
ditey hobe pension, ditey hobe BIMA; 
ki dorkaar bhai, taar thekey club gulo e 
diye daao taaka, carrom baa taash 
kheluk, khaak madh aar mutton KEEMA. 
Ruposhree, Kanyashree r taaka dicchi 
maaney, ei noy jeh rajkosh e royeche 
onek taaka JOMAA. 
Rajkosh e beshi taaka neyi, 
oi Biswa Bank theke wrin niye 
cholche rajya, taai koriyo KHOMA. 
Nirbachan eleyi, sangbaadik raa 
boltey shuru kore je, sab paara e 
ghurchey onekgulo GUNDA. 
Arrey baba, ektu naa hoy madh kheye, 
bike e chorey michil koreche, haath e 
niye kichu JHANDA. 
Police er banduk e hoyeto baa 
dhoreche jang, kintu haathe toh 
thaake DAANDA. 
Police aar gunda, sabai milemishey 
shanti bojaay raakhle, dekhben, sab jaayega 
e sabaai kamon hoye gache THANDA. 
Opor e je bosey 
aache aaj, se aasbe 
nischoi nichey kaal, etaai dharma 
jeevan er CHAAKAR. 
Seyi ganatantra ee prakrito shaktishaali, 
jekhaaney sudhumaatro bhalo kaajer nirikhey 
ei deowaa hoy dwitiyo sujog, ebong 
sei ganatantra ee DORKAAR. 
Ekjon bolchey je 
se baaniye debe 
America, aar ekjon bolchey je se 
baaniye debe LONDON. 
Kintu purbadikey surjyadoy holey dekhi 
Bharat ei achi aar surjyastho r pore 
charidikey sei chena andhokaar aar 
haathey sei chirachorito LANTHAN. 
Kendrey 'MUDRA' SARKAR, 
aar rajye 'MADIRA' SARKAR."- Arindam Sain

MAJAA KOREY KHAAO THEKUA, KHAAO KHEER RUTI; 2018 SAAL E BANGABHOOMI TE CHHATH PUJO R JONNYO DU DIN CHUTI !!!

"Majaa korey khaao thekua, 
khaao kheer RUTI; 
2018 saal e Bangabhomi te, 
chath pujo r jonnyo du din CHUTI. 
Surjya Dev ee toh ei brahmander 
sakal shakti r UTSA; 
taai pratidin sakaal e uthey surjya 
pranaam abosyoi korbe BYATSA. 
Ei din e raakha hoy 
Surjya Dev er naam e BRATA, 
jehetu Surjya Dev sarbada 
sabaar jonnyo royeche JAGRATA. 
Sukh o shanti aasuk sabaar 
ghar e, eituku ee ASHA, 
taai toh ei din e sabaar pujoniyo 
hoye othey Devi USHA. 
Deepavali r din thekey 
chhoy din GUNEY, 
oi shastha din ei hoy Chhath pujo, 
ei tathya nin JENEY. 
Hotath kano chhath pujo teh, holo 
du din chuti debaar GHOSHONA ! 
Maanush ki aar murkho aachey, taara ki 
e byapaar e koreni kono GABESHONA ! 
Ei pujo r din e 
jatokkhon naa 
hocchey SURJYASTHO; 
uposh thaakte hoy, ei brata raakhle 
Surya Dev er aashirvaad 
paaye je kono GRIHASTHA. 
Oneker mon e jaage prashno, 
je hotath ei bachor ei du din 
chuti ditey hobe KANO; 
eta ki kono ekti daarun koushal, 
aasonno 2019 er Lok Sabha te 
beshi vote pabaar JONNYO ! "- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED PAKISTAN BY 7 WICKETS ON 11.11.2018 IN ICC T-20 WOMEN WORLD CUP OF 2018 !!!

"On 11.11.2018, Pakistani openers 
had a tough time while dealing with 
the terrific bowling deliveries 
of Arundhati REDDY. 
Two Pakistani batsmen got run out, 
as the Indian fielders were 
so sharp in ground fielding 
and were always READY. 
The Indian fielders dropped so many 
easy catches, which allowed the 
Pakistani batsmen, Nida 
Dar to score 52 
and Maroof to score 53. 
Mithali Raj with a knock of 56 kept the 
required run rate in control along with 
other Indian batsmen and India won by 
7 wickets in the ICC T-20 ODI Women World 
Cup by crossing the target of 133."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE 3 T-20 ODI SERIES BY 3-0 ON 11.11.2018 AFTER DEFEATING WEST INDIES BY 6 WICKETS !!!

"Chahal of India 
on 11.11.2018 dismissed 
two Caribbean OPENERS. 
Any team can score 200 runs in 20 overs 
in Chennai as the pitch is generally 
unfavorable for BOWLERS. 
Bravo batted sensibly 
to score 43, 
and Nicolas Pooran played a 
knock of speedy 53, 
to help West Indies to put up a 
competitive score of 181/3. 
Rohit got out 
early and Rahul got 
dismissed by Oshane THOMAS. 
Rishabh Pant played a free flowing 
innings of 58 in just 38 balls 
as he was really in a RUSH. 
Shikhar on the 
other end, continued 
the 'DHAWAN DHAMAKA', 
though, got out at 92. 
India won the 3 match T-20 ODI series by 
3-0 as they won by 6 wickets after scoring 
the winning run in the 
last ball to make it 182."- Arindam Sain