JE EE RAKKHAK, SE EE TOH DEKHCHI BHAKKAK, TAAI TOH ETO SENAVAHINI NIYE ESECHEN PARJABEKKOK !!!

"Sab jodi ache thik, 
neyi jodi kono DOSH; 
taholey prochaar kortey kano 
esechilo Bangladeshi FIRDAUS ? 
Eta panchayat vote noy, 
je jekhane sekhane 
hobe SANTRAAS; 
eto kendriya vaahini thaka sattweo jodi 
eto maramari hoy, taholey moraa 
jungle ei kori BAAS ! 
Pachon er maar er bhoy 
aar keyu paayena, keyu tamon 
khacchey na NAKULDAANA; 
vote er thik aagey,  
abhineta abhinetri der naatokbaaji, 
saabar ee achey JAANA. 
Sadharan maanush er opor 
pratiniyoto atyachaar korley, 
kapaal e achey DURBHOG. 
23se May 2019 er poreyi 
bojha jaabe, ke kaake khaowabe 
rasogolla aar RAJBHOG. 
Shashak dal er lok naa holeyi, 
mitthey kono ekta case khaiye DAAO; 
emon daarun prashashan, je 
votekarmi ee hoye jacchey UDHAAO. 
Apadhaarto Bangabhoomi police 
oi maath e bose haowaa khaaye 
aar laathi GHORAAYE; 
emon ee goyenda bibhaag 
je ekhano taara khujey ee pelo na, 
kothay galo Arnab RAY ! 
Shashak dal er jaara prarthi noy, 
hocchey taader gaari o baari te HAAMLA; 
taarpor e kaayeda kore saajiye dicchey 
ekti gosthidwanda r mitthey MAAMLA. 
Katoi na holo 
football KHELA, 
katoi na holo 
katorakam er MELA, 
mangsho, madh o mahila o paabe, 
sudhu diye diyo vote, korona JHAMELA. 
Vote er din 
jhamela korbe boley 
ager din fokot e geelchey CHOLAI; 
kintu sadharan maanush ke 
aatkaano ki 
otoyi sojaa re BHAI; 
Chopra e vote daan e baadha jeyi na dilo 
duskriti ra, sadharan manush dilo taaderke 
durdaanto ganotaantrik GANADHOLAI. 
Je rakkhak, se ee toh 
dekhchi BHAKKAK, 
taai toh onek senavahini niye 
esechen PARJABHEKKAK."- Arindam Sain

RANA AND RUSSELL GAVE ROYAL REPLIES TO VIRAT AND MOEEN, BUT FELL SHORT BY 10 RUNS ON 19.04.2019 !!!

"Not the de Villiers ! its Virat Kohli, 
the RCB CAPTAIN; 
who scored a ton on 
19.04.2019 to ENTERTAIN. 
Moeen Ali also utilized 
the opportunity to ROAR; 
as Kuldeep Yadav of KKR had a 
bad day and RCB scored 213/4. 
Initially, KKR lost some of 
their top class BATSMEN; 
as for RCB, the bowler who bowled with 
lots of swinging pace, is Dale STEYN. 
What a fightback by Nitish Rana 
with a knock of 85; 
alongwith the powerful hitter, Andre 
Russell who took just 25 balls to score 65. 
At Eden Gardens, due to 
sloppy fielding by KKR, its a victory 
by 10 runs by the men in RED. 
When KKR is losing consecutive 
matches, why are they 
keeping the team UNCHANGED !"- Arindam Sain

IMRAN TAHIR AND SURESH RAINA GAVE CSK A 5 WICKET VICTORY AGAINST KKR ON 14.04.2019 !!!

"Out of 161 runs, the 82 runs got 
scored alone by Chris LYNN. 
Imran Tahir's bowling figure of 4/27 
surely increased his ADRENALINE. 
The chase for CSK on 14.04.2019 
became highly competitive due to 
2 wickets haul each 
by Chawla and NARINE. 
Raina with 58 and Ravindra with 31 
helped CSK to have a 5 wicket victory by 
crossing the winning LINE."- Arindam Sain

SHUKLA PAKKHA R NABAM DIN E JANMO TAAR, TAAI EI DIN KE BOLA HOY 'RAM NAVAMI' !!!

"Harin bhebey maarley 
ek teer, korle tumi PAAP; 
aboseshey pele ekti 
gurutaro ABHISAAP. 
Konodin hoyto Kaikeyi chalona kore, 
korbe tomaar mon UDAAS; 
kaaron ek byakti ke jor kore 
koraano hobe 14 bachar er BANABAAS. 
Baccha hoyni bujhi, 
besh BESH; 
tomaar teeen rani ke khete daao 
ek baati PAAYESH. 
Aboseshe tomaar ei AJYODDHA; 
pelo ekti daarun JODDHA. 
Je se chele noy, se je Vishnu AVATAR, 
Maryada Purushottam Ram, naam TAAR. 
Shukla Pakkha r 
ei navam din e, 
paalito hoy taar JANMADIN; 
Ajoddhya r Raja, Dasharath uttaradhikar 
peyeche, ei suneyi Ajoddhyabaasi khub 
ananda o nachanachi korechilo SEDIN. 
Sabai jaane je Ajoddhya ee Kaushalya 
putra Ram er JANMABHOOMI. 
Saara viswe, bibhinna jaayega e 
paalito hoy ei RAM NAVAMI."- Arindam Sain

GABBAR OF DC OVERPOWERED KKR'S GILL AND RUSSELL TO HAVE A 7 WICKET VICTORY AGAINST KKR ON 12.04.2019 !!!

"KKR is yet to have a 
fixed opening pair STILL ! 
Denly went for a duck as in the 1st ball, 
Ishant Sharma of DC went for a KILL. 
On 12.04.2019, in 39 balls, 
Shubman Gill scored 65; 
and KKR scored 178/7 as Andre Russell 
in 21 balls, stormed a knock of 45. 
The way DC batsmen started the chase, 
it looked as if it is an easy match in FACT. 
KKR bowlers failed to create 
any pressure or big IMPACT. 
How to stop Shikhar Dhawan, 
the KKR bowlers had no CLUE. 
The men in Purple got dominated 
by the men in BLUE. 
DC got a victory by 7 wickets 
against KKR due to a fantastic 
knock by Shikhar DHAWAN. 
Rishabh Pant played a good supporting 
role with 46 runs and Shikhar remained 
not out with just 3 runs short of a TON."- Arindam Sain

A FUNNY CASE OF NOMINEE VS LEGAL HEIR UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF AN IMMATURE JUNIOR JUDGE OF A JUNIOR DIVISION CIVIL COURT !!!

"K, the mother of a son and a daughter, who 
is an Account Holder of a 
Fixed Deposit Certificate has EXPIRED; 
as K's son is the nominee, 
so he must get the full money, 
not to be SHARED. 
But, as per Supreme Court, 
a nominee is just 
a mere CUSTODIAN; 
so from any Court, K's daughter can get 
a 50%-50% sharing order as per 
the 'Certificate of SUCCESSION.' 
K's son is keeping the 
original Fixed Deposit 
Certificate in his HOUSE. 
K's daughter has filed a case 
against K's son as if a 
cat is chasing a MOUSE. 
The Bank is ready to pay 
both the legal heirs, the 50%-50% 
of the deceased AMOUNT; 
but, the Bank is not having 
the original Certificate of 
the Fixed Deposit ACCOUNT. 
A Judge of a 
Junior Civil Court 
cannot issue an arrest WARRANT, 
though it got issued against the 
Branch Manager to show egoism and some 
powers of a Judge which is INHERENT. 
On the Hearing Date, an Order got issued 
that even without getting the 
Original Fixed Deposit Certificate, the 
Bank must pay 50% of the 
deceased amount to K's DAUGHTER. 
Can a Bank pay the amount 
without taking the 
original Fixed Deposit Certificate 
from K's son in this MATTER ! 
Can a Junior Civil court's order change 
the existing KYC norms and 
due diligence policy of 
any Bank under RBI GUIDELINES ?  
Instead of harassing the Branch Manager 
unnecessarily, why the Court cannot issue 
an arrest warrant against K's son 
with bail amount FINES ?"- Arindam Sain

CSK SPINNERS RULED THE BATTLEFIELD EXCEPT AGAINST KKR WARRIOR, ANDRE RUSSELL AND DU PLESSIS ENSURED A 7 WICKET VICTORY FOR CSK ON 09.04.2019 !!!

"CSK bowled first as on 09.04.2019 
as MS Dhoni won 
the toss which is 
really a good LUCK. 
Deepak Chahar, Harbhajan Singh and 
Imran Tahir did not allow the 
KKR camp to settle down as 4 KKR 
players went out for a DUCK. 
As wickets were falling like a 
pack of cards at the other end, 
Andre Russell started to treat 
the tailenders as any SPECTATOR. 
The CSK bowlers bowled well, but, still 
KKR put up a score of 108 runs due to 
Andre Russell's 50, though, he failed 
to press the ACCELERATOR. 
Shane Watson with 
a 9 ball 17 runs, 
gave a speedy start 
to CSK that was REQUIRED. 
Due to slowish nature of the pitch, 
aggressive batsmen also kept on 
taking more singles and acted 
as any defensive GUARD. 
KKR spinners did not have a 
good time in this 
IPL 2019 so FAR; 
du Plessis cruised 
CSK to a 7 wicket 
victory against KKR."- Arindam Sain