Tuesday, August 27, 2019

'ONE PERSON, ONE AADHAAR NUMBER, ONE CUSTOMER ID, ONE CBS SOFTWARE, ONE SALARY STRUCTURE, ONE PENSION' OF INDIA NATION !!!

"After the success of your 
UIDAI server biometric authentication 
as per your AADHAAR Card, you can 
buy a SIM Card from ANYWHERE. 
Unless and until you have a SIM Card which 
has been bought on your name, your Mobile 
number will not get registered in any of your 
Savings accounts in any CBS SOFTWARE. 
Very soon, all the PSU Banks and Private 
Banks will have one and only one 
CBS software to make 
banking EASIER. 
Only Officers and Substaffs will be 
recruited whereas a PO may have to play 
the role of a cash officer, as there will be 
no such post of 'CASHIER'. 
No matter, in whichever Banks 
in India, you have an account, 
you will have only 
one Customer ID based on 
your AADHAAR LINKAGE. 
If it is found that in respect to your 
Customer ID, any loan in any Bank is in 
IRAC-4, then all your accounts will 
become inactive as your Customer ID 
will be regarded as a GARBAGE. 
ATM Cards cannot be issued 
at any cost, if your last transaction 
was done in that savings 
account 6 months BEFORE. 
An Income Tax of Rs. 5,000/- will be 
charged every year as 'EXCESS SAVINGS 
A/C TAX' if you are having Savings 
Accounts more than FOUR. 
If you don't have 
your mobile number 
registered with your savings account, 
you cannot withdraw from 
any ATM Center at ALL; 
as after giving the ATM PIN number and the 
denominations, an OTP will be messaged 
in your phone which you have to confirm 
over the phone, when you will receive 
an instant voice CALL. 
Even in Bank Mitra or 
Business Correspondents Points, 
OTP will come in 
your mobile phone after 
your biometric AUTHENTICATION. 
In some high level security 
based offices including Banks, the 
Indian Government is also planning 
to implement 'UIDAI RETINA 
MATCHING' AUTHORIZATION. 
Slowly and steadily, one day, there will be 
'One Person, one AADHAAR Number, 
one Customer ID, one CBS Software, 
one Salary Structure, one Pension' 
of INDIA NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, August 24, 2019

20 YEARS BACK, WHEN WE PASSED OUT; WE WILL REUNION AGAIN, THERE WAS NO DOUBT !!!

"After entering into the arena of a 
cut-throat competitive world, it is hard 
to find anyone whose boat has never got 
trapped even in a small WHIRLPOOL. 
No matter wherever you are, whosoever you 
are, you have to appreciate that the School 
life is always the best one and no one ever 
forgets his/her childhood SCHOOL; 
20 years back, 
when we passed OUT; 
we will reunion again, 
there was no DOUBT. 
We got 
farewell in 1999; 
everyone became busy to make 
a career and to SHINE. 
What a wonderful journey in our 
School life, it has BEEN; 
so, we came back unitedly to have 
a reunion in 2019. 
In any Inter School Competitions, the 
students of other schools used to 
call us as 'JULIENITES'; 
and after seeing so much championship 
trophys, even the teachers used to say that 
the 'JDS 1999' batch is a batch of ELITES. 
All the students of 
Julien Day School, Elgin Road, 
used to practice sports 
at 'Northern PARK'. 
To reach the address of this school, the 
house of our beloved great patriot, 
'Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose' is 
always the best LANDMARK. 
In those days, 
we used to eat 
'Kaalo Kul', 'Current Noonn', 
'Daadur Chul' and 'ALOOKABLI'; 
we played football on footpaths with 
stonechips or a small pieces of brick and 
despite so much pressure of academic 
curriculum, our life was so BUBBLY. 
To collect photos 
of cricketers and footballers, 
we used to buy bubble gums 
like 'BIG FUN' and 'WORLD CUP'. 
In 1990's era, the romantic songs of 
Kumar Shanu and Alka Yagnik tempted us 
to fall in love, and not all our love letters 
used to get a thumbs UP. 
As there was no 
mobile phones in those 
days, by writing creative love letters, 
we improved our writing SKILLS; 
and when we used to get several 
missed calls in our BSNL landline numbers, 
we used to understand what that 
beautiful girl actually FEELS. 
After any parents-teachers meetings, 
we used to review the red inked 
numbers in our MARKSHEET; 
and then always tried to improvise on those 
subjects so that we get lesser scoldings 
after the next 'Parents-Teachers MEET'. 
While sitting at the last benches, 
we used to sing any SONG; 
no information used to leak out to the top 
level as our friendship was too STRONG. 
Whenever the last two periods 
remained off due to 
any teacher's ABSENCE; 
the caretakers of 'Nandan', 'Globe', 
'Lighthouse', 'Metro', 'Roxy' and 
'New Empire' felt our PRESENCE. 
We enjoyed a lot when our school 
administration used to organize 
'Childrens Day' excursions in 
'Nicco Park' and 'SCIENCE CITY'; 
while in the bus, we used to sing the song, 
'Jumma chumma de de' or 'Hamma Hamma', 
and the girls used to say, 'The minds of these 
boys have become so DIRTY.' 
In our times, we even enjoyed 
the classes of 'Work Education' 
and 'Physical EDUCATION'; 
no matter how much naughty we were, 
wherever we went, we won competitions 
to maintain our school's REPUTATION. 
So many talented students 
have passed out from 
this reputed INSTITUTION; 
which has completed its 50 years of journey 
and we salute to our beloved teachers for 
their outstanding CONTRIBUTION. 
With the JDS Badge, brown tie with the 
respective house colour, brown pant 
and cream SHIRT; 
the name of 'Julien Day School, 
Elgin Road' will always 
remain in our HEART."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, August 17, 2019

IS THE WORKSHOP ON 'DFS & IDEATION'; IS JUST TO GET ANY VALUABLE SUGGESTION; OR IS IT JUST A PREPARATION, FOR THE UPCOMING 'MERGER & ACQUISITION' !!!

"Is the workshop on 'DFS & IDEATION'; 
is just to get any valuable SUGGESTION; 
or is it just a PREPARATION, 
for the upcoming 'Merger & ACQUISITION ? 
Almost all the branches of 
any PSU Bank is facing the 
problem of 'Staff SHORTAGE'; 
but, one positive side is, that the 
middle management is having 
so many executives of younger AGE. 
PSU Banks are getting geared up 
to compete with private banks in 
any type of COMPETITION. 
The plus point for PSU Banks is 
that the rural customers still have 
faith on this INSTITUITION. 
In terms of CBS software, 
antivirus software and 
BSNL leased line 
connections, in respect to 
private banks, why 
the PSU Banks 
will still remain a NOVICE ? 
Like in Private Banks, whenever a 
new customer comes, you enter all his 
data, KYC documents in CBS to provide 
that customer a readykit i.e. Account 
number, passbook, ATM and IB kit within 
10 minutes, which is a 
speedy customer SERVICE. 
All PSU Banks must have a Loan App for 
Agriculture, Business & Housing (LAABH), 
where, all data, KYC information, I-T return 
files to be entered to get feedback within 
24 hours from Loan Verification Team with 
CRIF, CIBIL and other reports to 
give the green or red SIGNAL. 
If it is green signal, then the respective 
filled up loan documents will get generated 
from 'LAABH' app and 
those copies to be signed by 
borrower, guarantor and two 
bank officers with immediate effect as 
grabbing a big borrower is very VITAL. 
While opening 
any new savings account 
of any customer 
aged below 50 years, 
PMJJY and PMSBY to be 
made MANDATORY. 
At least 5 staffs in any branch, CASA 
readykits with instant digital products, 
speedy loan documentation and its sanction, 
NPA recovery by cash only, and compulsory 
insurance coverage will be the five pillars for 
any PSU Bank's success STORY."- Arindam Sain

HOYECHEY BEJAAYE DHORIBAAJ; OI BYATA INDRARAJ; KOLKATA E DEKHCHI KHUB FELCHEY BAAJ !!!

"Hoyechey bejaaye DHORIBAAJ; 
oi byata INDRARAJ; 
Kolkata e dekhchi khub felchey BAAJ. 
Baaj kintu eedaning 
hoyechey khub ee BHAYANKAR; 
kato lok ee naa maara gelo jaader 
saathey ei baaj er holo TAKKAR. 
Bristi jakhan hocchey bajrabidyutsaho, 
thaakben na khola maath er DHAAR E; 
baarir chaadey o jabaar dorkaar neyi, 
chupchap thakun GHAR E. 
Baaj jakhan porchey, 
takhan kono gaach er tolaa e 
naa daarano ee BHALO; 
bipad er ashonka ektu holeyo thaake 
kom, jodi awaaz er kichu samay aagey 
dekhte paan bajrobidyut er AALO. 
Ei baaj er jonnyo TV o 
kharap hoyechey ONEKBAAR; 
baaj er daapot komaate holey, 
dushan niyantran chaai EBAAR; 
noiley erokom bojraghaath e maanush 
maara jaabe BAARBAAR."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

KOTI KOTI MAANUSH ER BASOBAAS; 'SWADESHI' MANTRA TEH KORE BISWAS; EI 'BHARAT' EI JONMECHILEN 'SWAMI VIVEKANANDA' EBONG 'NETAJI SUBHASH' !!!

"Swadhinata r eto bachor por e o 
Bharatiya sadharan maanush 
aaj kano eto KHUBDHO ! 
Kaayeda kore emon beeshabrikkho 
korechey ropon oi British e ra, je aaj o 
hoy Bharat aar Pakistan er JUDDHO. 
Jaader sangraam er jonnyo amraa 
Bharatiya raa pelaam SWADHINATA; 
taader oneker ee hoyto naam ee shoneni 
ekhankaar kochi kochi yuvak ba aam JANATA. 
Itihaas er pustak e esechey 
notun sab rajnoitik ITIHAAS; 
jegulo naa jaanle o choley, segulo jor kore 
jaante hobe, satti bhaggyer ki PORIHAAS. 
Ekhaan toh abaar 
rajneeti teh neyi kono 'IDEOLOGY'; 
naam aar paisa taar ee hoy, 
je khaali khaaye DEEGBAAJI. 
Seyi 'Sipahi Bidroh' theke 
shuru kore 'Azad Hind Fauz' er 
dusshaosik LARAI; 
taai toh Bharatiya Pataaka uttolon kore, 
amraa garbito bodh kori, 
aar maatha uchu kore DAARAI. 
Eto bachar swadhinata r por, 
ei 'Bharat' jaabe na 
toh konomoteyi THEMEY; 
barong ekti bhalo kheloyaar er mato 
khelbey ei biswayan er 
pratiyogita e NEMEY. 
Haath paa jaak chirey, jhoruk ektu 
adhtu rakto, bheejey jaak khela r jersey 
oi porishram er GHAAMEY; 
saara biswa r sakal desh samman o sneha
debe aar upolobdhi korbe, je ki sundar 
sanskriti aar shakti achey ei 'Bharat' NAAMEY. 
Ekhan ei 
Bharatbarsha teh 
koti koti maanush er BASOBAAS; 
'Swadeshi' mantra 
teh kore 
taara BISWAS; 
taai toh sabai boley je ei 'Bharat' ei 
jonmechilen 'Swami Vivekananda' ebong 
'Netaji SUBHASH.'"- Arindam Sain

CHELEDER KOCHI HRIDAY PRAAYE EE HOYE JAAYE CHURI; MEYEDER MON ALPO BOYESH EI HOYE JAAYE BURI; TAAI TOH PREMIK RAA PREMIKA DER SAATHEY KHELEY KATO EE NAA LUKOCHURI !!!

"Patta na dileyi, oder bujhi 
bheejhey jaaye AANKHI; 
kintu amraa jey sahaj saral mon er 
haasikhushi uranto PAAKHI. 
Kachey esey ektu aador korleyi, 
dekhaaye kato ee na nakhrabaazi, 
boley othey, 'Charo charo, 
onek kaaj ache BAAKI; 
regey giye diyi TV chaaliye aar 
sekhaane naachtey naachtey 
ekti sundari mahila gaayichey 
gaan, 'O saaki, SAAKI.' 
Sundari mahila sarakkhon jhogra korte 
korte taar premik er saathey haatche 
Park e, sabai fishfish kore boley, 
'Ei chele maairi heavvy LUCKY.' 
Chele taa o mon e mon e bhaabe, 
'Jhogrute meye sundari 
holeyi ki sukh e 
thaaka jaaye NAAKI !' 
Meye ra bhabey je 
odhikangsho chele raa ee 
naaki GIRGITI; 
othocho nijera je tiktiki, khaali sandeho 
koraa ta ekta baaje swabhab, nijeder bhabey 
jano, 'Byomkesh', 'Feluda' baa 'KIRITI'. 
Taao jodi bujhtaam je 
robibaar er sakaal 
belaaye besh redhey dicchey 
aloo r dum aar karai suti r KOCHURI. 
Proti maash e ontoto chaar te chuti r din e 
restaurant er khaabaar khetey jaabe, othocho 
bolbe, 'Khaowa daaowa ektu kom karo, 
tomar kintu berey jacchey BHURI.' 
Ki aar kori, taai maajhemoddheyi ektu 
byam kori aar pet thanda raakhte khaai 
chinir jol e bhejaano MURI. 
Cheleder mon boraabor ee 
rasik o kochi, taai taader hriday 
praaye ee hoye jaaye CHURI; 
aar meyeder mon toh 
alpo boyesh ei 
hoye jaaye BURI; 
taai toh premika der mon ke abaar 
kochi korbaar jonnyo, premik raa kheley 
kato ee naa LUKOCHURI."- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 12, 2019

IT WAS AN ADVENTUROUS TOUR OF A HIMALAYAN JUNGLE BY NARENDRA MODI AND BEAR GRYLLS; DO VISIT ANY INDIAN FOREST ONCE IN A LIFETIME TO ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF NATURE, SPIRITUALITY AND THRILLS !!!

"Almost all the Indians said, 
'Oye, Bear Bhai, Welcome to INDIA; 
itni saalon se aap ki 'Man Vs Wild' program 
ne toh haamaare dil jeet LIYA'. 
On 12th August 2019, we saw in a program 
of Discovery Channel, that Mr. Bear 
was waiting for someone in the 
reserve forest named after Jim CORBETT. 
Shri Narendra Modi, the Prime Minister of 
India met Bear Bhai and shared 
some of his childhood stories 
which was really GREAT. 
The forest is the 
habitat of wild elephants 
and ferocious royal bengal tigers, 
so, Bear Bhai created a WEAPON. 
Mr. Modi suggested that never ever fear 
or get into any conflict with the 
Mother Nature, otherwise, the problems 
will continue and will go on and ON. 
One came to 
the Himalayas for 
trekking in his TEENAGE. 
The other one left home to explore the 
spiritual world in the Himalayas 
to become a SAGE. 
It was raining slightly 
with thunders at that STAGE. 
Alternatives are lesser inside a jungle, 
so, he sat on that round boat at this AGE. 
Jungle teaches 
you to become 
just a simple human BEING; 
you are just a simple ordinary man in 
this Universe and your spiritual mind 
is your real KING. 
Narendra ji believes in forest 
conservation, which is really so SPLENDID. 
In India, the word, 'SPIRITUAL' is really a 
very important and positive word INDEED. 
Life cannot be termed only 
as a competitive and 'Survival 
of the fittest' RACE; 
Life is also about 
providing all the plants 
and animals their beautiful SPACE. 
It was really a 
fantastic adventurous tour 
of a Himalayan jungle by 
Narendra Modi and Bear GRYLLS. 
No matter in which nation you belong, 
once in a lifetime, do visit any forest of 
India to experience the beauty of nature, 
spirituality and THRILLS."- Arindam Sain.