Tuesday, September 17, 2019

BECAME A FAN OF THE TAGLINE, 'MAKE IT LARGE'; BUT, WHAT A IRONY, BOTH INDIAN BANK AND ALLAHABAD BANK WAS ORDERED TO MERGE !!!

"In Chennai, had a BREAKUP; 
stopped drinking 'THUMS UP'; 
became a fan of the 
tagline, 'Make it LARGE'; 
what a irony, Indian Bank and 
Allahabad Bank was ordered to MERGE. 
Got the 
new posting LETTER; 
didn't have any idea whether the 
posting at Kolkata will be BETTER. 
Landed at Dumdum Airport, waiting 
for my 'American TOURISTER'; 
wow ! saw you there, 
fell in love at first sight 
and started dreaming about 
becoming your MISTER. 
I got a 
rented house in 
your LOCALITY; 
you were in Allahabad Bank, just near to 
my branch, and as a new manager, 
you became a CELEBRITY. 
On the day of Biswakarma Puja, 
you and your family members 
were on the TERRACE. 
As an officer of Indian Bank, 
I was also there in our building rooftop 
at the right PLACE. 
In the sky, with 'maanja strings', 
we had a hard FIGHT; 
finally, on that day of Biswakarma Puja, 
victorious was my KITE. 
After 1st April 2020, we became 
employees of the same branch as two 
branches got merged into one ENTITY. 
This Tamil boy got a sweet Bengali girl as 
his wife; really so romantic and beautiful is 
our Indian 'Unity in DIVERSITY'"- Arindam Sain.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

SAB BAAGH KEYI KORE NIYECHEY APAN; EI SUNDARI GAACH E BHARA 'SUNDARBAN' !!!

"'Jhoph er pechoney, ohey baghmama, 
tumi lukiye acho NAAKI ? 
andhokaar e tim tim kore jwoli, 
ami ei jungle er JONAAKI. 
Korcho khaali haloom HULOOM; 
taai toh ei prashno KORLUM.'

'Aar bolo naa bhaya, 
amaar dukkher KATHA; 
ekeyi pet e khidey, taar opor abaar 
daant e hoyechey BYATHA. 
Ek chiriyakhanah thekey aar ek 
chiriyakhana e niye jacchilo JAKHAN; 
gaari taa ke thaamiyechilo ei 
jungle er ee kachakachi KICHUKKHON; 
injection er dose chilo kom, maarlum 
thaaba edik odik aar beriye elum TAKHAN.'

'Baah ! besh ! besh ! jungle ei firecho, 
hey Sundarban er RAJA; 
ekhaane paabe khabaar tumi 
ekdum taaja TAAJA. 
Hey Baghmama, tomake amraa etojon 
jonaaki miley, sabaai jaanaai SWAGATAM; 
tobe ektu kasto hobe, onyo praani khetey hobe, 
kaaron harin er sankhya hoye jacchey KAM.'

'Tumi chotto ekti pokaa bote, 
tobe tomaar mon taa besh BHALO; 
ei andhokaar e, besh bhalo ee laagchey 
tomader oi timtim kore jwoley othaa ALO. 
Chiriyakhana e bosey bosey 
petum suswaadu AHAAR; 
ekhaane ekta harin shikaar korte giye, 
daant e hoyechey je ki byatha, ki bolbo AAR. 
Tumi bodhoy khayal karoni 
je amaar gaayer rang SAADA; 
Chiriyakhana r lok e ra bolto 'Siberian', 
kaajeyi noyi ami Sundarban er baro DADA.'

'Kono chinta neyi, ei jungle; ki saada, ki 
holud, sab baagh keyi kore niyechey APAN; 
taai toh ei sundari gaach e bhora jungle ke 
bolaa hoy 'SUNDARBAN'."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 14, 2019

HOYE THAAK SE SUDHU SAKHI; JANO NA HOY KONO KAALBAISAKHI !!!

"Hoye thaak se sudhu SAKHI; 
jano naa hoy kono KAALBAISAKHI. 
Kano ditey hobe 
taarey eto GURUTTWO; 
ekjon purush er uchit, bojaaye rakha 
taar nijer PURUSHOTTO; 
noiley jey etodin er rajnaitik mahal e o 
se haaraabe GURUTTWO. 
Jhograjhaati aar monomaalinyo 
jakhan puropuri BYAKTIGATO; 
tahole ke kothay jogdaan korbe, 
taa niye mathabyatha kano OTO. 
Kaalbaisakhi jharh er 
daapot e, akaal e 
jhorechey MUKUL; 
kintu prakriti r niyam anujaayi nadi r 
ek dik bhaangley, aar ek dikey 
gorey othey notun KUL. 
Ekbaar edik, toh ekbaar sedik, ei korte 
giye seshey emon hobe BHOOL; 
je seshmesh ditey hobe 
ei bhool er MASOOL."- Arindam Sain

THIS FRIENDSHIP MUST ALWAYS REMAIN, NEVER FADE EVER; AS BEYOND THIS FRIENDSHIP, WE ALSO SUFFER FROM A SWEET 'LOVE FEVER' !!!

"Naughty neighbour, 
naughty NEIGHBOUR; 
I will do a 
fabulous FAVOUR; 
I will make you enjoy 
your favorite FLAVOUR; 
we will be friends 
with benefits FOREVER; 
this friendship must always remain, 
never fade EVER; 
as beyond this friendship, we also suffer 
from a sweet 'Love FEVER.'"- Arindam Sain

AASAAN NAHI HAIN SAB KUCH BHOOL JAANA; PHIR EKBAAR YAAD DILA DIYA YEH 'DREAMGIRL' FILM KI 'IK MULAQAT' GAANA !!!

"Sunn liya jab yeh gaane, sachmooch 
yaad aa gaya woh 'Ik MULAQAT'; 
neend na aaye 
saari saari RAAT; 
naajaane kitne anmol thi 
woh choti choti BAAT. 
Tera woh MUSKURANA; 
natkhat si BAHAANA; 
itni aasaan nahi hain 
woh sab kuch bhool JAANA; 
phir ekbaar yaad dila diya sab kuch, 
yeh 'Dreamgirl' film ki 'Ik Mulaqat' GAANA. 
Chalo fir se laut chalein ussi pyar ki gali 
mein haaton pe raakh ke HAATH; 
aur na honge judaa hum, rahenge 
aab se saath SAATH."- Arindam Sain 

EI 'AJAY' NADI TEER E ACHEY BOTEY ONEK GHAASH; TOBE SEYI LAMBA GHAASH ER OPOR FUTECHEY JE PHOOL, NAAM TAAR 'KAASH' !!!

"Saptaaho r sesh e 
peyechi ABOKAASH; 
penja tulo r mato megh e 
bhorechey AKAASH. 
Bhablaam ei chuti r din e, 
Shantiniketan thekey kichu dur 
ghurte jaaoa jaaye JADI; 
ei Birbhum aar taar paasher 
Bardhaman Zilla r maddyikhaan diye 
boye cholechey 'Ajay' NADI. 
Ei 'Ajay' nadi teer e 
achey botey onek GHAASH; 
tobe seyi lamba ghaash er opor 
futechey je phool, naam taar 'KAASH'. 
Jedikey taakai, sedikeyi dekhi 
sabuj rang er opor jano 
saada rang er ABARAN. 
Prakriti jano chaturdikey taar ei aparup 
saaj dekhiye bujhiye dicchey, je se o taairi, 
korte Maa Durga r DEVIBARAN. 
Proti bachor jakhan asey ei writu, 
jaar naam 'SARATH'; 
takhan Bangabhoomi teh eleyi bojha jaaye 
je kato sundar ei 'BHARAT'."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, September 12, 2019

JEKHAANE BAARI BHENGECHEY, OIKHAANE TAIRI KORE DITEY HOBE NOTUN BAASOSTHAN; KAARON ETA SARKAARI GAAFILATI, TAAI SARKAAR EE PURON KORBE EI SUNYASTHAN !!!

"Seyi goli r 
naam 'DURGAPITUNI'; 
kono jhar noy, noy bhumikampo, 
tobu kano holo KAPUNI ! 
Guruttopurno kaagajpatro baa nathi baa 
jinish niye korlo taara PRASTHAN. 
Kono ek hotel baa guest house er 
ekti ghar ee taader BAASOSTHAN. 
Oi oitiyomoy baarigulo r saathey joriye 
ache kato ee naa madhur SMRITI. 
Ke ee baa jaanto je ananda r sahar, 
Kolkata e erokom hobe PARINATI. 
Deshi Bangla madh kheye jakhan moreni, 
taahole abaar kiser KHOTI ; 
sudhu tukey pass kora kichu gushkhor 
engineer ra korechey ektu GAAFILATI ! 
Oi elaaka e kintu kono promoter 
flat tairi korte paareni aaj OBDI. 
Taholey ki surango teh kaayeda kore jol 
dhukiye deowaa taao ekta abhinaba FANDI ! 
Koti taaka r ghar bhengechey, 
aar debey bolchey 
maatro dus LAKH; 
thaak aar ditey hobey na bhikka, 
oi 'Cut-Money' r taaka oi 
raajkoshagar ei porey THAAK. 
Jekhaane baari bhengechey, oikhaane tairi 
korey ditey hobe notun BAASOSTHAN; 
kaaron eta sarkaari gaafilati, kaajeyi sarkar ee 
puran korbe seyi SUNYASTHAN."- Arindam Sain