Saturday, November 9, 2019

DHEYE AASCHEY 'BULBUL'; KHAALI KORUN SAMUDRA UPOKUL !!!

"Dheye aaschey 'BULBUL'; 
khaali korun samudra UPOKUL. 
Se jhorh baariyechey taar GATI; 
bojhaa daaye taar MATIGATI. 
Jodi o gati taar sarboccho 
hotey paarey eksho KURI; 
aar kichu naa thakuk, gamcha r 
putli teh bhorey raakhun MURI. 
'Bulbul' byata sthal e dhukey 
khaabey GHURPAAK; 
samudra r kaache maach dhora baa 
ghurtey jaaowa ekhan bandho THAAK. 
Dushanmukto 
raakhun PARIBESH; 
noiley prakriti pratisodh niye, 
sab kore debe SESH. 
Ekhan bandho thaak 
chaa dokaan er 
adda baa tarka BITARKA; 
je jaar surakkhito jaayega e 
aashroye nin koyek ghanta r jonnyo 
ebong thakun SATARKA."- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 8, 2019

DONO MEIN SE KISI KO NAA MILEGA TROPHY; AGAR CHAI HAIN KISHORE KUMAR, TOH COFFEE HAIN MOHAMMAD RAFI !!!

"Kahe Ramcharan, 'Arrey woh Sitapati 
Babu, ish sardi ke mausam mein, hoyi 
jaaye ek peyaala garam CHAI'; 
Bolle Sitapati, 'Taah jaa bolecho bhaaya, 
jaa thanda poreche, ek cup garam chaa, 
ke naa khete CHAAYE.' 
Raghuveeran said, 'Why you guys always 
drink tea; for a cup of coffee, why you all 
always say NO; 
from Arab Empire in those 
ancient days, who stole seven 
coffee beans, do you KNOW' ? 
Sitapati bolle, 
'Oto neyi 
amader JAANAA; 
tobe oi East India Company r lok e ra 
Assam e jor kore chaa bagaan korechilo, 
seta noy kaarur AJAANAA. 
Assam er chaa 
baro ee SUSWAADU; 
jodi o sunechi jey Nilgiri r swadeshi style 
er coffee r swaade achey onyo ek JAADU; 
taai toh bidesh e 
hoy eto swadeshi 
coffee r RAPTANI; 
baaire o choley jaaye bhalo coffee, 
abaar daam o beshi, taai chaa keyi 
rashtriya paaniyo boleyi MAANI. 
Dakshin Bharat er lokeder oi choto steel 
er baati teh se ki circus, coffee taare 
niye, satti ee, dakshin bharatiya ra 
besh bhalobaashe 'Filter COFFEE.' 
Raghuveeran said, 'Had there been a 
competition worldwide between these 
two stimulant drinks, coffee would have 
won the Champion's TROPHY.' 
Kahe Ramcharan, 'Dono mein se kisi ko 
naa milega trophy, kyon ki agar chai 
hain Kishore Kumar, toh coffee hain 
Mohammad RAFI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN INDIA, CAKES, PASTRIES, PATTIES AND CUTLETS HAVE A GOOD MARKET; MANY COMPANIES ARE ENTERING IN THIS ARENA WITH LOTS OF RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT !!!

"A breakfast is incomplete, 
if with a cup of tea, 
you don't eat a 'Bapuji' CAKE; 
still today, after looking at the 
name, 'Flurrys', you imagine how 
efficiently those bakers BAKE. 
Even 'Britannia' entered 
the cake INDUSTRY; 
though, 'Bapuji' and 'Flurrys' have 
their legendary HISTORY. 
The 'Sugar N Spice' is good, but, in 
Kolkata book fair, everyone used to 
search for the stall of 'BENFISH'; 
not only the advertisement song of 'Mio 
Amore', even the cakes are also good one, 
as it is still the branded 'MONGINIS'. 
'Bisk Farm' believes in fusion and 
experimentation, whereas, creamy and 
so soft is any cake of 'WINKIES'. 
In India, Cakes, Pastries, 
Patties and Cutlets 
have a good MARKET; 
many companies are entering in 
this arena with lots of research 
and DEVELOPMENT."- Arindam Sain

NAA KOYLA R, NAA TEL ER; UPOBHOG KORUN BHRAMAN SUDHU EE BIDYUT CHAALITO RAIL ER !!!

"Naa koyla r, 
naa TEL ER; 
upobhog korun bhraman sudhu ee 
Bidyut chaalito RAIL ER. 
Bhoy neyi, Solar photovoltaic cells 
thaakbe oi train er CHAADEY; 
oi train er barong laabh ee hobe, jakhan 
se chutbey gresshyakaal er prakhar RODEY. 
Proti ta Rail station er platform e 
thaakbe, bishaal ekti battery CHARGER; 
oi Bidyut Rail cholbey Bidyut e botey, 
tobe bhoy neyi AAR; 
kaaron bidyut er line chirey geley o, engine 
ke charge korey debe oi battery BAARBAAR. 
Train er gati o jaabe boiki berey, taai tunnel 
baa footbridge ee korun BYABOHAAR; 
mobile phone e katha boltey boltey 
ekdum korben na rail line PARAPAAR; 
bhalo kichu obbhyesh koraa ta 
noy kono bishaal BYAPAR. 
Bidyut, souroshakti aar battery r 
melbandhan e, kombey rail er BHAARHA; 
ashaa kori ekdin sab train ee cholbey 
koyla aar tel CHAARHA."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 7, 2019

THE WINTER NIGHT OF 7TH NOVEMBER 2019 BECAME HOT; AS ROHIT SHARMA BATTED LIKE A 'RAJA' AT RAJKOT !!!

"Liton was 1 run 
short of 30; 
Soumya and Mahmudullah 
each scored 30. 
Naim alone 
scored 36; 
Chahal got 2 wickets and 
Bangladesh scored 153/6. 
The winter night of 7th November,
2019 became HOT; 
as Rohit Sharma batted 
like a 'Raja' at RAJKOT. 
After scoring his individual 31, 
Shikhar Dhawan failed to SURVIVE; 
but, in just 43 balls, with 6 
overboundaries, Rohit scored 85. 
Shreyas enjoyed his own style of 
batting along with KL RAHUL; 
29/2 in this pitch is indeed a 
good bowling figure for AMINUL. 
India had 
8 wickets 
more to FALL; 
but against Bangladesh in 
this T-20 series, they levelled 
it 1 ALL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

RECRUIT 'FRO' UNDER 'FROM' IN ALL BANKS TO DECLARE A WAR AGAINST PNPA AND NPA !!!

"Are you a 
wilful DEFAULTER; 
then your rank is just 
next to any FRAUDSTER. 
Gone are the days to fool 
the nationalized BANKS; 
so much water has got leaked out 
from the Finance Ministry TANKS. 
Instead of taking 
strong actions on 
NPA BORROWERS; 
why taking out money from RBI 
and LIC by misusing the 
administrative POWERS ! 
Publicize the list 
of Swiss Bank PUBLICLY; 
let the world know that India is not 
at all a poor nation ACTUALLY. 
Poor became 
more poor, rich 
became more RICH; 
when the bleeding due to a wound is 
too much, one may not be alive 
even after the STICH. 
Create a 'Centralized Recovery 
Cell' (CRC) portal, where all 
NPA and PNPA accounts o
all banks will be migrated 
daily on a real time BASIS. 
If a District Magistrate is willingly not 
giving the orders of acquistions of 
properties under SARFAESI Act, then 
actions to be initiated on that 
DM after proper ANALYSIS. 
Excel sheets extracted from the 
CRC portal must have each and 
every NPA & PNPA borrower's 
address and NAME; 
send notices to their houses, 
SMS them, call them on their 
mobile numbers, tamper publicly 
their dignity and FAME. 
Field Recovery Officers (FRO) 
to be recruited in all banks 
under 'FROM', that is, 'Field 
Recovery Office MANAGEMENT'; 
the employees of all the Banking and 
Finance sector must declare a war 
against defaulters as a united 
warriors REGIMENT."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

1ST JANUARY 2020 MAY BE THE DECLARATION DAY OF FINANCIAL REFORMS !!!

'1st January 2020 may be 
the Declaration Day of 
Financial REFORMS; 
to boost the Indian finance 
sector, as, nowadays, the world 
rapidly TRANSFORMS. 
The process to be made 
simpler from 
top to BOTTOM. 
Transparency should be there 
at every level, so that, no 'Jerry' 
to be chased by any 'TOM'. 
The finance sector to have 
an insurance cover for 
all the key PLAYERS; 
KYC compliance Inspectors, Relationship 
Managers and Recovery Teams to be 
present at every LAYERS. 
Any type of interest rate will be floating 
in nature after every financial quarter; 
based on INFLATION; 
other bold reforms in finance sector may 
be done very soon the improve India's 
economic CONDITION."- Arindam Sain