HYDERABAD WAS ONCE A GOOD CITY FOR ITS LIVING QUALITY; BUT, NOWADAYS, THE RESIDENTS OF HYDERABAD ARE NOT HAVING ANY LIFE SECURITY !!!

"Hyderabad was once a 
good city for its 
living QUALITY; 
but, nowadays, the residents 
of Hyderabad are not 
having any life SECURITY; 
if any woman is not feeling safe 
in Hyderabad, then shame on that 
administration of the hitech IT CITY. 
So many cars have been 
provided to the 
Hyderabad Police to PATROL; 
but these cops are becoming 
useless fellows, as they are just 
wasting so many litres of PETROL. 
Rather than blaming on 
the person who has been 
brutally raped and KILLED; 
it is better, that the ministers of 
Hyderabad must resign and must not be 
provided any security system or SHIELD. 
Hyderabad Policemen are 
becoming too CASUAL; 
and the criminal acts are increasing 
in Hyderabad, as USUAL. 
Even in other 
places of India, 
the gangrapes and brutal 
murders are on the RISE; 
if the DNA reports are confirming the 
real culprits, then before they can enjoy 
any guesthouse treatments at any jail, gift 
them a bullett as an ultimate SURPRISE. 
To balance the 
Mother Nature, there has 
to be some natural CALAMITIES; 
similarly, to settle some cases outside 
the criminal courts, there has to be 
some secret CASUALTIES."- Arindam Sain

CHILO NA SE SAMAY KONO 'MID DAY MEAL'; PORA DHORLEY, NAA BOLTEY PAARLE, PEETHEY PORTO MASTER MASHAI ER KEAL !!!

"Chilo na se samay 
kono 'Mid Day MEAL'; 
pora dhorley, naa boltey paarle, 
peethey porto master mashai er KEAL. 
Takhankaar din e breakfast 
maaneyi kaancha sobuj lanka, 
aloo bhaathey, ektu nunn aar 
ek thaala pantha BHAATH; 
kodaal diye maati kaattey hoto, 
dhortey hoto laangol, emon ki 
baaitey hoto chotto nouka, taai 
karrha o shakto hoye gechilo HAATH. 
Khaali paaye jetum 
school e, football o kheltum 
khaali PAAYE; 
gym boley takhan kichu chilo na, 
eto parishram kortum, 
je daarun jor chilo GAAYE. 
Aro gaayer jor jaahir 
korbaar jonnyo, kheltum aamraa 
kabaddi aar KACHI-TAANA; 
ek jhotkaa e dori teh mere taan, 
jitiechi kato kachi-taana ei graam e, 
se noy aar kaarur AJAANA. 
Sab ee holo, 
thikmato holo na 
sudhu PORASHONA; 
Class VIII pass korteyi, 
sabai bolle, 'Onek porey felecho, 
ebaar e paisa rojgaar karo SONA.' 
Tobey takhankaar oi 
Class VIII pass kortey o 
beriye jeto kato GHAAM; 
60% number peleyi, 
gota graam e chatro baa 
chaatri r hoto daarun SUNAAM. 
Ekhan ami 'Metiria Medica' r daulat e, 
nijer homeopathy osudh dokaan e 
bosey, bank er form gulo bhorey 
diyi botey, likhi majhemoddhe 
je kono joruri DARKHAASTHO; 
ekhankaar 12 pass baa graduate 
kora chelemeye gulo je ekta 
chithi likhte paare na bhalo 
kore, kheyechey sudhu 
'Mid Day Meal' er Aloo POSTO. 
Amader samay chilo 
daaridryo, obabh, 
onoton, kintu daarun 
chilo shikka r MAAN; 
aar ekhan paisa sarbatra, kintu neyi 
pass fail school e, taai oder lekha 
darkhastha dekhley hoye jaaben 
aapni AGGYAAN."- Arindam Sain

USH DIN PEHEN KE AAYI THI TUM, KESARI SALWAR KAMEEZ; AUR GULAAB PHOOL APNE HAATHON MEIN LIYE PROPOSE KIYA TUMHE, TUMHARI YEH BADTAMEEZ !!!

"College campus ke baahaar, 
Munshi daa ke dukaan mein 
chai peetey teh HUMLOG; 
bicycle mein do haath raakh ke 
aati thi ladkiyaan, par ek ki wajah se 
mujhko laaga tha ek ajeeb sa PREMROG. 
Wohi natkhat ladki humrey taraf 
dekhti thi aur bajaati thi bicycle 
ki ghanti har ROZ; 
tabhi toh maine thaan liya tha 
ki ish ladki ko hee ekdin 
hum karenge PROPOSE; 
aur dengey ek khubsoorat 
gulaab, jisse angrezi maa 
khaawat hain ROSE. 
Jish din woh college ke fest 
mein pehen ke aayi thi 
kesari salwar KAMEEZ; 
ussi din, humney ussey bola, 
'I love you' aur woh 
boli mujhe, 'BADTAMEEZ'. 
Kyon bajaati 
thi woh 
bicycle ki GHANTI; 
kyon dil mein itni hulchul machti thi, 
aur dimaag bolta tha, 'rakho 
dheeraj, rakho SHANTI. 
Last semester mein 
tumne meri woh gulaab 
phool ko kiya SWEEKAR; 
on-campus interview mein tumko 
bhi ek job mil gayi thi, aur kar liye 
teh tumne mera SHIKAAR. 
Ek hee company mein 
hee dono ne shuru kiya 
apna pehla NAUKRI; 
abhi bhi barkaaraar hain woh pyar aur dosti, 
abhi bhi bindaas hain hum dono, yaani ek 
chokhra aur ek CHOKHRI."- Arindam Sain

THREE DUPLICATE ONLINE TRANSACTIONS PER DAY IS THE MAXIMUM LIMITATION; OTP IS A MUST FOR ANY TYPE OF ONLINE TRANSACTION !!!

"A duplicate online transaction can be 
done only after 30 minutes 
of a former successful 
online TRANSACTION; 
only 2 duplicate online transactions 
are allowed in each 12 hours, and 
3 duplicate online transactions per day 
must be the maximum LIMITATION. 
For any duplicate online transaction, 
a message will display, 'A same online 
transaction was successful recently, 
do you want to REPEAT ?'; 
if the customer 
presses the 
'Yes' button, 
then let it be IT. 
For QR payment as well as 
UPI payment, the OTP is a must 
to provide an extra SECURITY; 
in shopping malls and restaurants, 
there must be biometric authentication 
devices of high QUALITY. 
Even for doing any payment by providing 
AADHAAR Card number and fingerprint, 
OTP must be GENERATED; 
in any online transaction, the 
3-tier security system must 
be CREATED."- Arindam Sain

ALL PSU BANK EMPLOYEES MUST HAVE FREQUENT JOB ROTATION; TO DEVELOP THEIR SKILLS FASTER WITH GOOD SENSITIZATION !!!

"All PSU Bank employees must 
have frequent job ROTATION; 
to develop their skills faster 
with good SENSITIZATION. 
In a career of 25 years or so, any 
PSU Bank officer must be posted in 
rural, semi-urban, urban and metro 
branches each for 60 months at LEAST; 
find out the employees of all PSU Banks 
who are not fulfilling this criteria 
as of now and make a 
massive transfer LIST. 
This transfer must 
be coined as 
a 'Transfer of COMPLIANCE'; 
in this type of transfer, the 
PSU Bank must only provide 
the expenses of CONVEYANCE. 
For remote or rural posting, an 
extra 'Rural area fuel allowance' of 
Rs. 500/- must be IMPLEMENTED; 
CCA and non-CCA allowance must exist 
and the premises of all branches must 
look modernized, not OUTDATED. 
In entire career, a PSU Bank officer has 
to work at least in 5 different zones 
in India or OVERSEAS; 
employees of top 5 performing branches 
of each zone must get 'Performance 
linked Payment' or FREEBIES. 
In each and every branch 
of PSU Bank, there must be 
separate 'Cash', 'Advances' 
and 'Operations' DEPARTMENTS; 
officers of 'Operations' and 'Advances' 
must interchange after every quarter 
within same branch to maintain healthy, 
competitive ENVIRONMENTS."- Arindam Sain

BEETH JAATI HAIN YEH ANMOL WAQT; PAR YEH NADAAN ISHQ HAIN KAMBAKHT !!!

"Beeth jaati hain 
yeh anmol WAQT; 
par yeh nadaan ishq 
hain KAMBAKHT. 
Yaad dilaati 
hain ZAROOR, 
ki ek samay tum 
thi mere HOOR, 
aur main 
tumhari NOOR; 
hamari woh premkaahini 
thi bahut MASHOOR; 
naajaane kaise tuti woh bandhan, 
kya pataa kiska tha KASOOR ! 
Aaj Dumdum ki last 
Metro Rail ke andar 
huyi tumse MULAKAAT; 
socha tha ki karoon 
tumse koi BAAT; 
par tumhari bacchein aur 
pati thi tumhare SAATH; 
kuch saalon pehle, inhi Metro Rail 
ke andar baithte teh hum dono 
haaton mein raakh ke HAATH. 
Tum toh 
Esplanade mein 
hee utar GAYI; 
dil mein phir jaag utha 
wahi ishq joh itni 
saalon thi SOYI; 
sunaa hain ki hum jab tumse jhagra 
kar ke chalein gaye teh Bengaluru, 
tumne tab bahut thi ROYI. 
Metro Rail ke seat mein jahan 
tum baithi thi, wahi pe ek 
kagaz ka tukdaa MILA; 
usme tumne apni mobile number 
likh ke gayi ho, kahi phir se naa ho 
jaaye mera character DHEELA. 
Tumse break up hone me baad, 
mere dil pe kabza kar liya tha, 
tumhari bachpan ki dost, SHEELA; 
aab kya mein tumhare saath 
karoon chup chup ke, 
wahi puraani RAASLEELA ! 
Sahi mein, beeth jaati hain 
yeh anmol WAQT; 
par yeh nadaan ishq 
hain KAMBAKHT."- Arindam Sain

AT EDEN GARDENS, INDIA PLAYED THEIR FIRST DAY & NIGHT TEST MATCH WITH THE BALL WHICH IS PINK; FROM 22.11.2019 TO 24.11.2019, SO MANY HISTORY HAS BEEN CREATED, DON'T YOU THINK !!!

"The 'City of Joy' became 
Pinkish to make it 
more ICONIC; 
for India, the Eden Gardens stadium 
has always been so exciting, 
entertaining and HISTORIC. 
At Eden Gardens, India played their 
first Day & Night Test match with 
the ball which is PINK; 
from 22.11.2019 to 24.11.2019, 
so many history has been created, 
don't you THINK !  
Some catches taken by Wriddhiman 
Saha and Rohit Sharma 
were so ACROBATIC; 
the bowling performances by 
the Indian fast bowlers 
looked so FANTASTIC. 
An award must 
be given SOON; 
to the Indian team bowling 
coach, Bharat ARUN. 
Ishant Sharma kept on 
swinging the pink ball with a 
bowling figure of 5/22. 
Umesh Yadav and Mohammad 
Shami dominated with 
the pink ball TOO. 
In the 1st innings, Bangladesh 
scored only 106; 
Virat Kohli scored his 27th century 
with an individual score of 136. 
In reply to the declared innings of 
347/9, Bangladesh in their 2nd 
innings got bundled out at 195. 
Ishant got 9 wickets in total followed by 
8 wickets by Umesh who in the 2nd 
innings, had a bowling figure of 53/5. 
India won the Paytm Test series 
by 2-0 on 24.11.2019 
with an innings and 
46 runs VICTORY; 
winning 7th Tests in a row and also 
winning 4 consecutive Tests by an 
innings margin is indeed a creation 
of a new HISTORY."- Arindam Sain