Saturday, February 1, 2020

INDIAN BUDGET ANNOUNCED ON 1ST FEBRUARY 2020 IS A BALANCING ACT TO BOOST THE ECONOMY ALONG WITH THE CONTINUITY OF RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT !!!

"In the Indian Budget of FY 2020-2021 
announced by Shrimati Nirmala Sitharaman 
on 1st February 2020, focus has been 
given on 'Income Tax' FLEXIBILITY; 
if you are not happy with long term 
investments under Section 80C, then go 
for new tax slabs, otherwise, stick to 
old tax slabs as per your SUITABILITY.  
Farming will not only 
be limited to farming only, 
it also extends to FISHERIES; 
budget allocation have 
been made for spatial science 
and quantum PHYSICS; 
cops of India will have specialized 
training centres to learn more about 
cybercrimes and FORENSICS. 
Prepaid Smart Metering system will help 
to reduce the electricity EXPENSES; 
PPP model will be implemented to 
speed up projects in several CASES. 
To boost financing in MSMEs and SHGs, 
there has been a reasonable amount 
of budget ALLOCATION; 
more focus is given on national security, 
medical healthcare, women 
empowerment and SANITATION; 
Indian Railways can create 
on their land anywhere, 
any type of Solar plant STATION; 
focus is given to supply waters to 
each and every village both for 
drinking and IRRIGATION; 
public food distribution system to be 
modernized further to have 
'One nation, one RATION.' 
There is no such 
worries now regarding 
the 'Dividend Distribution TAX'; 
with 'Income Tax' flexibility, the middle class 
people will spend more on buying 
consumer products, so, just RELAX. 
New airports in 
North-Eastern states will 
generate new BUSINESS; 
to pump more money in the 
economy, LIC IPO is a good 
move, NEVERTHELESS."- Arindam Sain

Friday, January 31, 2020

IMPLEMENT 'UGC', 'GFRB', 'GSA', 'GEM' AND 'GLOJOCARD' TO BOOST THE GLOBAL ECONOMY !!!

"In 2020, global economy 
will recover from its undeclared 
state of RECESSION; 
provided there is no 
3rd World War like situation 
due to 'USA Vs IRAN' COLLISION. 
There is a need to introduce the 
Uniform Global Currency (UGC), 
which can be used in any NATION; 
1 UGC will be made equivalent to 2 USD 
and with UGC only, all global trades to be 
done without any HESITATION. 
A 'Global Fund Reserve Bank', (GFRB) to 
be created where all nations will open a 
'Global Savings Account' (GSA) in 
their respective nation's NAME; 
World Bank and IMF will monitor these 
accounts and provide 10% rate of interest 
on the deposit amounts which is not so 
a big deal or a gambling GAME. 
Minimum balance in these 
deposits must be at least 1% of 
total net revenues earned by 
the nation in the current financial YEAR; 
and maximum balance must 
not exceed more than 10% of  
total net revenues earned by 
the nation in the current financial YEAR; 
any nation can withdraw money from their 
account anytime and can take loans upto 
1.5% of total deposits kept, with 15% 
interest rate without any FEAR. 
Also, a Global Employment 
Exchange will be created 
with the name, 'Global 
Employment Management' (GEM); 
through which, any person of any nation will 
be given job permit by 'Global Job Card' 
(GLOJOCARD) to work in any nation worldwide 
to earn money and FAME."- Arindam Sain

AASMAAN MEIN AAPNI MARZI SE UDHEGA YEH DO PARINDA !!!

"Ladki boli, 'Woh zindagi hee kya 
jish mein naa ho PYAR; 
sur ke bina sangeet nahi 
baanta hain, mere YAAR. 
Dil mera churaya hain tumne, 
yehi hain tumhara KASOOR; 
baano sirf mere aashique, nahi banna 
hain koi Devtaa yaa ASOOR. 
Saccha pyar hain yeh, 
mujhse bhaag ke jaaoge 
aakhir kitni DUR; 
baano sirf mere aashique, 
kuch parvaah nahi agar tum 
ho koi daftary ya MAZDUR. 
Aab jab mera dil 
kar hee liye ho CHORI; 
paas aao dheere 
dheere MORI; 
naa raakhiyo 
itni DOORI; 
nahi chahti hoon mein, ki hamaari sacchey 
pyar ki kahaani rahein jaayen ADHURI.'

Ladka bola, 'Humko 
laage hain DARR; 
kyon ki yeh registaan 
ka naam hain 'THAR'. 
Manne ki jaati Ugra Kshatriya Rajput, 
yeh jaati hain UCHCH; 
tu hain tabeley ke sardar ki ladki, teri 
jaati hain acchyuth aur TUCHCH. 
Yeh Rajasthan ki dharti tere pyar 
ko naa karegi SWEEKER; 
par sherni hain tu, kar liya 
manne dil ka SHIKAAR. 
Teri pyar mein 
hain woh SACHCHAAI; 
tu hee banegi mere 
sacchey pyar ke PARCHAAI. 
Baandhle apni SAAMAAN; 
khula hain yeh AASMAAN. 
Neechey hain bahut saarey 
pyar ka DARINDA; 
par aasmaan mein apni marzi se 
udhega yeh do PARINDA."- Arindam Sain

CHINA E BHALO EE MRITYULEELA CHALACCHE 'NOVEL CORONA' !!!

"China e kato lok jacchey maara, 
kaaron taa noy toh AJAANA; 
sekhaaney bhalo ee mrityuleela chalacchey, 
khub ee bhayanak virus, 'Novel CORONA'. 
Kono kichu khaabar aagey, khabardar, haath 
bhalo kore saabaan diye dhutey BHULONA; 
sabsamay haath er kaache raakho, 'Nux 
Vomica', 'Rhus Tox' aar 'BELLEDONA'. 
Haalka jwar, gaa haath paa 
byatha, hotath hocchey 
bujhi khub KAASI; 
ektu o deri naa kore, choley jaao 
daktaar er kaachey, hoteyi paarey 
Corona rog, jaa kina besh SARBONASHI. 
Baadur gulo r shorir e 
eidharan er rog hoto AAGEY; 
tarpor ei rog er cnhoya uut er 
shorir e giye LAAGEY. 
Charidikey ghurchey kato ee na virus, 
kaajeyi grihapaalito poshuder ke 
korbaar dorkaar neyi beshi ADOR; 
swasthya aadhikaarik der sahajye 
nazardaari chaalano hok sab jaayega e, 
ki jaahajbandor, ki BIMAANBANDOR. 
Aagey ei rog 
kintu khub ekta
chilo naa CNHOYAACHE; 
kintu ekhan eto druto aakraman korchey 
ei Corona virus, je rogi raa kichu ghanta r 
por aar thaakchey naa BNECHEY. 
Shorir kharaap thaakley, naao 
baaritey sampoorna BISHRAAM; 
baairey beroley, pore raakha bhalo ekti 
'Face Mask', jetaa r noy khub ekta DAAM. 
Chesta kortey hobe, 
jaate Corona konobhabeyi 
jano Bharat e naa DHOKEY; 
noiley bolaa khub muskil je ei 
Corona virus kakhan, kibhaabe 
dhorbe kaakey KAAKEY."- Arindam Sain

AFTER HAMILTON, AGAIN A 'SUPER OVER' VICTORY BY INDIA AND THIS TIME IN WELLINGTON ON 31.01.2020 TO TAKE 4-0 LEAD !!!

"We saw almost a 
repeat thriller at WELLINGTON; 
of what we saw, 
few days back at HAMILTON. 
On 31st January 2020, 3 wickets 
were taken by ISH; 
after KL Rahul's 39, a valuable 
half a ton got scored by MANISH. 
New Zealand was almost in the driver's 
seat after Munro's 64 and Seifert's 57; 
the match went into the 'Super Over' 
as New Zealand scored 165/7. 
In the 'Super Over', 
Indian fielders missed 
some easy CATCHES; 
but chased down 13 runs 
to take 4-0 lead in the T-20 series 
of 5 MATCHES."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, January 30, 2020

EACH AND EVERY TIME, WE FIGHT; WITH IBA, FOR A BETTER AGREEMENT IN EACH AND EVERY 'BIPARTITE' !!!

"Each and every time, 
we FIGHT; 
with IBA, for a better agreement 
in each and every 'BIPARTITE'. 
It takes a long 
time to reach at 
a final SETTLEMENT; 
why after several Bank strikes 
only, our demands are heard 
by the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
even after 
so many RETIREMENTS; 
there are a lesser 
number of RECRUITMENTS. 
Common people often say, 'Keep on 
working, keep on WORKING'; 
as you are doing a social work by being 
a part of the workforce of PSU BANKING'. 
When this job is so important for the 
social betterment and economic 
upliftment of the Indian SOCIETY; 
then, why the PSU Bankers will get 
such low salaries to have a lifestyle 
of low or mediocre QUALITY. 
If to transform the Indian economy into 
a 5 trillion dollar economy is the 
Indian Government's big DREAM; 
then invest more money on PSU banking 
infrastructure and PSU Bank employees to 
motivate each and every PSU Banking TEAM. 
In this digital India, except illiterates and 
many senior citizens, almost all the 
customers are having smart phones 
with Internet CONNECTION; 
hence, digital transactions are on the rise, 
even cash withdrawal is increasing by ATM 
Cards as well as by devices of AADHAAR 
linked biometric AUTHENTICATION. 
Therefore, with proper 
working hours and 
lunch time, also 5 days 
banking is a NECESSITY; 
with more manpower, more focus to be 
given on 'Advances and Recovery' to 
improve each and every PSU Bank's 
asset QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

DAAO VIDYA, DAAO BUDDHI, HOK SUMATI; EI AASHIRVAAD JANO PAAI, EI KAAMONA EE KORI, HEY DEVI SARASWATI !!!

"Daao vidya, daao 
buddhi, hok SUMATI; 
ei aashirvaad jano paai, ei kaamona ee 
kori, hey Devi SARASWATI. 
Mon je kano eto 
chilo uru uru, SATTI; 
kato ee naa elo, 'Nilanjana', 'Monalisa', 
'Priya', 'Anuradha' baa 'SASWATI'; 
mon choley galo prem aar bhalobasha r 
dikey, porashona e holo je KHOTI; 
bhalo phal korlo, 
bhalo porashona korlo 
jaara, phalaphal er din korlo 
taara anandey nachanachi, MAATAMAATI; 
tobey je jerakam ee porashona koruk na 
kano, ei 'Saraswati Pujo' r dintaakey ek 
prokaar 'Valentine's Day' ee baaniye diyechey 
ei prajanma r bangaali JAATI."- Arindam Sain