BESH BHALO EE LAAGE, JAKHAN OI CHOTTO KOKIL GULO BARO HOYE DAAYE BASANTAKAAL E KI MISTI MADHUR DAAK !!!

"Kaak kahe, 'Tu amaar 
ekhaaneyi tor deem rekhey 
jaash kyaane BOTEY; 
othocho ei sab deem ke 
taa ditey ditey, amaar kato 
din raat, kato chintaa e KAATEY. 
Ki faakibaaj re tui, 
peli sudhu amaar ee BAASA; 
tor nijer deem er proti o ki 
neyi tor ektu o BHALOBASHA.'

Kohiley Kokil: 'Asoley 
ami je baasa baadhte 
paarina BHAALO; 
tomaar mon taa besh 
udaar botey, hok naa jato ee 
tomaar paalak er rang KAALO. 
Tomaar oporeyi 
amaar achey 
sampoorna BHARSA; 
ekdin amaar deem thekey 
beriye aasbe amaar baccha, 
amaar mon e royechey eituku ASHA.'

Kahe Kaak: 'Ei prakriti r khela 
je cholche yug yug DHOREY; 
amaar maa o kato kokil er deem e 
diyeche taa, taa ki tui jaanish OREY. 
Jaani jaabo thokey ekdin, 
tobu o kano jaani diteyi thaaki taa, 
jodi o noyi kokil, ami je KAAK; 
besh bhalo ee laage, jakhan oi chotto 
kokil gulo baro hoye daaye basantakaal e, 
ki misti madhur DAAK.'"- Arindam Sain

'DD NEWS', 'S NEWS', 'SADHANA NEWS', 'CALCUTTA NEWS' AND 'KOLKATA TV' ARE NOW RULING THE MEDIA MARKETS OF BANGABHOOMI !!!

"'Doordarshan News', that is, 
'DD News' is still the best 
TV Channel to hear NEWS; 
in other TV Channels, 
you will hear more about 
different panelist's own VIEWS. 
If you want to 
sharpen the knowledge 
of current affairs 
within a short PERIOD; 
then 'Scan News', that is, 'S NEWS' is quite 
a good TV channel which brings good 
informative news about our nation 
as well as of ABROAD. 
When it comes to informal 
discussion with almost any 
topic with any CELEBRITY; 
the show, 'Tough Talk with Ritobrato' 
has been able to maintain its 
same brand and QUALITY. 
Where no one can reach 
in the remote areas of 
Bangabhoomi, the reporters of 
'Calcutta News' reaches THERE; 
'Kolkata TV' was losing its grounds, 
but, somehow, again managing to 
regain back their grounds where 
they earlier WERE."- Arindam Sain

AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE STILL THE 'BIG BOSS' !!!

"PRIVATE BANKER: 'When it 
comes to loan recovery, 
we can go to any extent 
at any SITUATION; 
even we have some terrific aggressive 
people whose job is to tackle many 
NPA customers who are basically 
looting the India NATION. 
There are many 
customers who belong 
to 'Nirav Modi' CATEGORY; 
we feel like beating them up inside their 
own house, so that the NPA customer is 
unable to tell us any false STORY. 
Even there are 
anti-social customers who only 
fear the arms and AMMUNITIONS; 
in that case, we take strong actions 
both officially and unofficially 
after proper INVESTIGATIONS.'

PSU BANKER: 'We are like 
war submarines, we wait, 
wait and wait for the 
golden OPPORTUNITY; 
then we will sink the big ships like it 
happened in case of 'Nirav Modi' and 
'Vijay Malia', as it is a war, and as soldiers 
of Indian economy, it is our DUTY. 
Private Bankers sometimes 
do take actions against anti-social 
willful defaulters PHYSICALLY; 
but, we cannot, but, we indirectly 
target their stomach which is 
there inside their BELLY. 
Even Police Department don't have as 
much information as we have in our 
PSU Banking Intelligence SYSTEM; 
and to weaken the strong business 
grounds, source of funding of any big 
NPA customer, we generally use THEM. 
When NPA borrower's 
CIBIL report scorecard 
starts becoming poor, 
business is in a LOSS; 
he has to come back again to any 
PSU Bank to take a loan by repaying back 
the previous one; so, at the end of the day, 
we are still the 'BIG BOSS'.'"- Arindam Sain

EVEN AT THE AGE OF 64 YEARS, YOU WILL BE 'SWEET SIXTEEN' !!!

"A glorious and historic date 
of Mohun Bagan football club is 29; 
in every leap year, a special date 
of February is also 29; 
in the game of playing cards, a worldwide 
popular game is known as the 'Game of 29'. 
If your date of birth 
is on 29th FEBRUARY; 
then you really 
don't need to WORRY; 
as hypothetically, even at the 
age of 64 years, you 
will be only 'Sweet SIXTEEN'; 
after every four years, you celebrate your 
birthday, and what an entertaining 
celebration it has always BEEN. 
It has to be a leap year, 
if in that year, we 
wish you 'Happy BIRTHDAY'; 
and with you we really enjoy fully, 
the extra day of the leap year, 
known as 'Leap DAY.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN FOOTBALL CLUB IS FAMOUS WORLDWIDE; AND THIS NO. 1 NATIONAL FOOTBALL CLUB OF INDIA IS INDEED INDIA'S NATIONAL PRIDE !!!

"As a football lover, it is always 
a very good AFTERNOON; 
when you see inside any football 
stadium, the flags of Green-MAROON. 
Have you not heard 
their '1911 Shield 
Victory' SONG; 
the history of 
this National Football 
Club of India is very LONG; 
passion towards football is there in each 
and every Ghoti's blood and gene, 
no matter, even if you call them as 'BONG'. 
This is the football team 
which can dare anytime 
to dream BIG; 
this is the football team, 
which, in any year, can win 
Federation Cup and I-LEAGUE. 
Mohun Bagan 
football Club is 
famous WORLDWIDE; 
and this No. 1 National football club 
of India is indeed the 
India's National PRIDE."- Arindam Sain

INDIAN BANK AND ALLAHABAD BANK WILL MERGE TOGETHER TO BECOME THE 7TH LARGEST PSU BANK OF INDIA NATION !!!

"With effect from 1st April 2020, 
many PSU Banks will start the 
process of AMALGAMATION; 
Indian Bank and Allahabad Bank will 
merge together to become the 
7th largest PSU Bank of India NATION. 
More than 50% of the total branches of 
Allahabad Bank in total are in West Bengal, 
Bihar and Uttar PRADESH; 
more than 50% branches of 
Indian Bank in total are in Kerala, 
Tamil Nadu and Andhra PRADESH. 
In Corporate Loans 
and other credits, 
Allahabad Bank has a 
good market CONCENTRATION; 
so many numbers of Bank Correspondents 
and so many rural branches of Allahabad 
Bank will help the Indian Bank to do 
rapid market PENETRATION. 
Merging of nearby 
branches is a NECESSITY; 
staffs per branch to be increased to 
maintain a good asset QUALITY. 
The number of ATM centres are 
more in Indian Bank and the location 
of almost all its branches are 
having a financial FEASIBILITY; 
in comparison to Indian Bank, the Allahabad 
Bank is having more branches in remote 
rural areas, more or less based on just 
cheaper premises rent AVAILABILITY. 
In terms of IT infrastructure, 
the Indian Bank is much 
developed and ORGANIZED; 
there is no 'Readykit' for savings or current 
account in Allahabad Bank, which is still 
one of the reasons to be CRITICIZED. 
Keeping soft copies 
of CASA and loan documents 
is really a good INITIATIVE; 
but, unless 'CAPC' and 'DAMC' is simplified, 
the motivating factors of all employees will 
always remain NEGATIVE."- Arindam Sain

BOTH USA AND CHINA NEED INDIA TO BOOST THEIR OWN ECONOMY !!!

"Both USA and China 
need India too boost 
their own ECONOMY; 
as India is becoming a key player 
in global markets to break all 
types of existing AUTONOMY. 
After a tussle with Iran, the 
United States of America wants 
India to have a feasible 
Nuclear deal AHEAD; 
the good relationship of India with 
Russia, Israel, France, Japan and Iran; 
allows India to compete globally with 
any powerful nation, head to HEAD. 
Unlike Russia, France, Iran, 
Japan and Israel, the USA is 
confused in its own DIPLOMACY; 
because, India and China both trade 
with each other well, while maintaining 
Asia's business SUPREMACY. 
India is the only Asian nation which 
has a large number of people 
with a sound knowledge of 
Computer Engineering as 
well as English LANGUAGE; 
and to run the business cycle of USA, 
the American Government has no other 
option than to recruit talented Indians in 
their US Companies to get extra 
momentum and MILEAGE. 
With India, the Muslim nations 
like UAE, Saudi Arabia, 
Iran and Afghanistan 
have always maintained 
good RELATIONSHIP; 
so, whenever both USA and China will 
start supporting Pakistan, there is no other 
way for India than to look at other nations 
like Brazil, South Africa and Australia 
to make new FRIENDSHIP."- Arindam Sain