Friday, March 20, 2020

'CORONA VIRUS' ATTACKS THE HUMAN BEINGS ONLY; IT WILL DIE AFTER 12 HOURS IF IT FAILS TO ENTER ANY OTHER HUMAN BODY AND REMAINS LONELY !!!

"'Corona Virus' attacks 
the human beings ONLY; 
it will die after 12 hours if it fails to enter 
any other human body and remains LONELY. 
In a mass gathering, a victim 
creates several CHAINS; 
then those chains become bigger 
to create more PAINS. 
Spot out 
the victims 
first and then 
isolate THEM; 
when you are doing 
their medical treatment, 
'Corona Virus' is searching for 
their next victim, that is their GAME. 
If the 'Corona Virus' fails to go 
from one human body to the other, 
then it dies AUTOMATICALLY; 
mass gathering is to be avoided, 
so that, the 'Corona Virus' dies in the 
acidic liquids of any victim's BELLY. 
We cannot cure 'CANCER' and 'AIDS' 
at a later stage because we fail 
to control the speed of spreading 
from one cell to ANOTHER; 
but, in case of 'Corona Virus', 
we know the game plan, 
so, we just need to execute it 
from one point to the OTHER. 
'Corona Virus' cannot stay in 
one region or space for more 
than two weeks, they keep on 
moving to other PLACES; 
if we can break their chains, 
if we can stop their migrations, 
then we will be the winner in 
90% of the total CASES."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

WHAT CHINA CREATED IN THEIR LABORATORY AS A MEDICAL WEAPON; HAS ACTUALLY BACKFIRED THEIR OWN CHINESE POPULATION AND TAUGHT THEM A REAL LESSON !!!

"Eat lesser spicy foods, 
avoid cold drinks 
and ICE CREAM; 
if you have sore throat or 
throat pain, immediately seek 
help from any medical TEAM. 
Diarrhea and vomiting are also 
symptoms of Corona Virus, so, don't 
drink cow's urine as it will create 
problems for your digestion SYSTEM; 
Corona Virus attacks your nose first, 
then throat, then lungs, then your 
stomach and ultimately create pains 
in bone joints to end the brutal GAME. 
What China created in their laboratory 
as a medical WEAPON; 
has actually backfired their own Chinese 
population and taught them a real LESSON. 
No God will save you, 
it is humans only, who can save 
humans at this point of time, WORLDWIDE; 
whatever you eat in dinner or lunch; 
an onion, a green chilli and a lemon 
should be consumed side by SIDE. 
Instead of a mask, use of any 
handkerchief around your mouth is 
more secure as masks are found 
to be lying here and THERE; 
lack of awareness among the 
people regarding hygiene and 
sanitation is a major 
problem EVERYWHERE."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS MARRY AN UNMARRIED GIRL TO HAVE A JOYFUL JOURNEY !!!

"Always marry an unmarried girl 
to have a joyful JOURNEY; 
because if you marry a divorcee girl, 
the problems are so MANY. 
Women generally 
remember all her 
past RELATIONSHIPS; 
they start comparing their husband with 
their boyfriends too often, as if she has 
been a passenger of all sinking SHIPS. 
Generally, in many a 
divorce cases, 
women have been 
daydreaming too much 
about their respective SPOUSE; 
and then, when those women's parents or 
relatives pinched some salts on all wounds, 
women start demanding to move out from a 
joint family HOUSE. 
If you marry 
any divorcee woman, 
she will repeat 
the same MISTAKE; 
so, it is wiser and safer to marry even 
an average looking unmarried girl to enjoy 
married life by having some love bites 
on the lovely CAKE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, March 14, 2020

EI JE HATOBAGHA 'CORONA'; AAR BESHI BAARH BERRHONA !!!

"Yamraj kohiley, 'Ei je hatobagha 'CORONA'; 
aar beshi baarh BERRHONA. 
Emni teyi eto kaaj diyecho 
baariye, je amaar ghum 
aaschey naa MAAJHRAATEY; 
odikey eto lokjon er tathya dekhte 
hocchey, je Chitragupta paarche na 
sabaar paap-punya r hiseb MELAATEY.'

Corona kohiley, 'Khuley gache, 
khuley gache MUKHOSH; 
maanush ee asoley sab khaaye, 
maanush ee asoley RAKKHASH. 
Chin er lokgulo toh 
kichu ee daayeni baad, 
emon ki kheyechey chaamchikey 
ebong baadurh er o MAANGSHO; 
'AIDS' o hoto naa maanush er, jodi naa 
Africa r junglee gulo kheto baandor gulo, 
bechey jeto maanush aar oi 
'Rhesus' baandor er BANGSHO; 
maanush jodi thaake oporiskaar, kore eto 
dushan, maanush ee jodi onyo praani r rog 
nijer shorir e niye aase, taholey toh ekdin 
prithibi hoyeyi jaabe DHANGSHO. 
Amaake aatkaano r jonnyo, 
maanush tairi korte paareni 
kono osudh ekhano PARJYONTO; 
kono maanush er shorir e ami dhukey porleyi, 
taar hobe jwar, sardi, khaasi aar hoye jaabe 
se koyek ghanta r moddhe besh KLAANTO.'

Chitragupta kohila, 'Hey Yamraj Rajan, 
'Corona' jato ee bhoy dekhaak, 
aaste aaste kintu komchey or DUM; 
kaaron prithibi r uttar golardha teh, 
neyi aar seyi thanda, 
porchey ebaar GARAM. 
Piyaaz aar adaa r daam 
komechey, taai khub kore 
piyaaz aar adaa khaak 
ekhan BHARATBASHI; 
saptaahe ekbaar khaak Kalmegh er rash, 
aar garam fyan bhaath e ghee diye, roj 
ekta kore kaacha rasun chibiye khaak, 
hobena sardi KHAASHI. 
Nijeke ebong parivesh 
ke raakhuk PARISHKAAR; 
maach khaak, kintu ei muhurte, ektu beshi 
sabji khaowaa DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, March 13, 2020

KOLKATA SAHAR E AMI BESH SACHAL; KI JAANI KANO, AMAARE BAATIL KORECHE GRAAM BANGLA R MAFASWAL !!!

"Kolkata sahar e 
ami besh SACHAL; 
ki jaani kano, amaare baatil koreche 
graam bangla r MAFASWAL. 
Oder theke naa hoy 
ami ektu kom AYOTONEY; 
kintu amaare bholaa konodin ee jaabena, 
setaa ee baa kajon JAANEY. 
Ekta samay amaar 
chilo kato SUNAAM; 
ekhan je dekhchi faltu sab gujab er 
jonnyo, din din komchey amaar DAAM. 
Ekhano bhabchen bujhi ami ke, 
satyi ee apnaara keyu keyu ki BOKAA; 
ami je seyi khudra mudra, jaar mulyo 
maatro 'Ek TAAKA.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

BY 1-0, AGAINST AIZAWL FC, THE MOHUN BAGAN HAS WON; AND FOR THE 2ND TIME, MOHUN BAGAN BECAME THE I-LEAGUE CHAMPION !!!

"By 1-0, against Aizawl FC, 
the Mohun Bagan has WON; 
and for the 2nd time, Mohun Bagan 
became the I-League CHAMPION. 
It was Papa again 
who scored the GOAL; 
Mohun Bagan is the champion of I-League 
2019-20, its time to party and ROCK 'N' ROLL. 
Mohun Bagan became champion for 3 times 
in National Football League which 
later got RENAMED; 
and in I-league, Mohun Bagan has won for 
2 times, as this National Football team of 
India has achieved whatever they AIMED. 
We feel proud of Mohun Bagan, 
the one and only National 
Football Club of India 
which has a glorious, 
patriotic and courageous HISTORY; 
many years have passed, but, still, 
Mohun Bagan is rocking with its 
fantastic performance and their passion 
to win any match is the secret behind 
any success STORY."- Arindam Sain

Monday, March 9, 2020

THE RAPID FLUCTUATING CLIMATIC CONDITIONS CAN BE DANGEROUS; AS OTHER TYPES OF VIRUS ARE ALSO MUTATING AND TOO ACTIVE JUST LIKE THE 'CORONA VIRUS' !!!

"The rapid fluctuating climatic 
conditions can be DANGEROUS; 
as other types of virus are also mutating 
and too active just like the 'Corona VIRUS'. 
Remove all the soaps from all 
public toilets and restaurants 
and replace those with 
handwash bottles INSTEAD; 
if you are suffering from 
cold or having a running nose, 
at least, wear a handkerchief or a 
mask around your nose INDEED. 
'Corona Virus' 
is CONTAGIOUS; 
but, to fight against it, we have 
to be more COURAGEOUS. 
All medical staffs worldwide to be 
trained about how to detect 'Corona Virus' 
in any human body too QUICKLY; 
once a person is affected by 
'Corona Virus' must be sent to 
an 'Isolation Ward' IMMEDIATELY. 
All the Armymen 
worldwide must 
cooperate with all the 
medical staffs in National as 
well as International BORDERS; 
all immigration or tourism departments 
have to issue 'Medical Fitness' certificate 
to all foreigners entering in their 
respective nation and can be detained 
till further administrative ORDERS. 
Avoid eating foods 
from street 
food stalls TEMPORARILY; 
all chefs and cooks must use gloves while 
cooking any food item, as this virus can 
spread from anywhere too QUICKLY. 
Unless there is any 
urgent need, no need 
to visit a crowded PLACE; 
enjoy the sweetness of your sweet home, 
stay healthy and fit by remaining confined 
in your own sweet SPACE."- Arindam Sain