Monday, March 30, 2020

DAUDTE HO TUM BAHUT HEE BADIYA; PAR TUMHARE PYAR PAANE KE LIYE BECHAIN HAIN YEH 'GUDIYA' !!!

"LADKI: 'Daudte ho tum 
bahut hee BADIYA; 
par tumhare pyar paane ke liye 
bechain hain yeh 'GUDIYA'.

LADKA: 'Itna bhi naa daudoh 
mere peechey, ki geer jaao 
aur laag jaaye CHOT; 
garibi mein paida huya yeh garib, abhi 
bhi hain garib, mere baatwe mein 
nahi raheta hain jyada bada NOTE.'

LADKI: 'Woh aamir aadmi bhi 
toh hota hain garib, jiske dil 
mein naa ho MOHABBAT; 
humko chaiye woh saccha aashique joh 
humse kare thoda pyar, thoda gussawala 
baatein aur thoda SHARARAT.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY INDIANS AND CHINESE WILL SURELY CREATE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, A NEW ASIAN CIVILIZATION !!!

"When we talk about 
'Finance' and 'Economy', 
we cannot ignore 
'Population EXPLOSION'; 
but, after every 100 years, 
the 'Mother Nature' reduces the 
population to help the experts to 
take any feasible economic DECISION. 
The population of the world 
is not equally DISTRIBUTED; 
in China and India, the population 
is densely POPULATED. 
If China is 
having cheap labourers 
in manufacturing SECTOR; 
then, in India, the knowledgeable people 
of 'English', 'IT' and/or 'Nuclear Physics' 
is an advantageous FACTOR. 
In the upcoming five years, 
from Asia to Europe and America, 
there will be a mass MIGRATION; 
so many Indians and Chinese will 
surely create in the western world, 
a new Asian CIVILIZATION."- Arindam Sain

IT IS JUST AN INVISIBLE MIND GAME TO CREATE AN OPTIMISTIC VIEW !!!

"BOYFRIEND: 'Almost in all your 
fingers, there is a RING; 
can you please tell me what 
good luck does it BRING.'

GIRLFRIEND: 'Whenever something goes 
wrong, my mind says, 'These rings are there 
to help you out from the situation AROUND'; 
and surprisingly, I keep on fighting those 
odd situations quietly without 
making any frustrating SOUND.'

BOYFRIEND: 'Yeah ! the rings are not 
doing anything special for YOU; 
it is just an invisible mind game to 
create an optimistic VIEW.'"- Arindam Sain

IRAN, ITALY, SPAIN AAR USA JEYI NAA HOYECHILO EKTU DHEELEDHALA; EI 'CORONA VIRUS' THIK SEYI SUJOG TAA KAAJE LAAGIYEI SHURU KORECHILO MRITYULEELA !!!!

"BABOOL:'Bharatiya Rail 
baa Sarkari Bus ki 
noy joruri PARISEVA; 
proti ta Railway Platform e baa Bus 
stand e kadakadi korleyi toh holo, 
ki je plan, ki jaani BABA. 
Virus er mokabila korte, 
kora holo 'Lockdown', 
khub ee bhalo KATHA; 
500 taaka sabaar bank account e 
geleyi toh, ota tolbaar jonnyo 
lok er hoye jaabe MATHABYATHA. 
Sudhumatro oi 500 taaka taa, taar 
account e elo kina, taah dekhbaar 
jonnyo ee bank e upchey porbe BHEERH; 
odike Rail bandho holey ki hobe, 
oi bank ei, ei virus bhengey 
diteyi paare sab PRACHEER. 
Protidin ee pooro 
samay r jonnyo 
bank thaakbe KHOLA; 
graam er maanush ki aar oto bojhe, 
500 taaka pabaar lobh e, bank er 
bhetoreyi bosiye debe MELA. 
Bank er lokeder 
shorir e bujhi 
achey kono 'ANTIVIRUS'; 
taai bodhoy Bank er lokeder jonnyo kono 
jeevan beema neyi, etaa ee bodhoy 
'Sab ka saath, sab ka VIKAASH.'

BABLOO: 'Arrey bhai, proti taa paraa e 
giye sab parivaar ke ekhan chaal, dal, 
sabji bitaran korleyi toh HOTO; 
ei 500 taaka 
na hoy ekush din 
poreyi deowaa JETO. 
Bank pratidin 
khola maaneyi, 
roj prochur bheerh hobe, 
aar thik sekhaneyi ei virus 
korteyi paare AAKRAMAN; 
ebaar oi 500 taaka r kono mulyo ee 
thaakbe naa, thaakbe naa kono mulyo 
oi 'Lockdown' aar 'Mann ki Baat' er 
misti katha r, jodi ekbaar shuru hoy 
sarbasthar e SANKRAMAN. 
Iran, Italy, Spain 
aar USA jeyi na hoyechilo
ektu DHEELEDHALA; 
ei 'Corona Virus' thik seyi 
sujog taa kaaje laagiyei shuru 
korechilo MRITYULEELA'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 29, 2020

WUHAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE HUB OF CHANGE OR REVOLUTION; EVEN WUHAN BECAME THE HUB OF 'SARS' AND 'MERS' EVOLUTION !!!

"Due to the start of 'Xinhai Revolution' 
in Wuhan, the 'Republic of China' 
came into EXISTENCE; 
due to a probable leakout of one secret 
research product of Wuhan, the humans 
worldwide are maintaining 'Social DISTANCE'. 
In the China Vs Japan war, 
by the Japanese Army, 
the Wuhan got CONQUERED; 
later on, the Japanese military units 
in Wuhan got destroyed as the 
US Air Force started to BOMBARD. 
Wuhan has always been the hub 
of change or REVOLUTION; 
even Wuhan became the research hub 
of 'SARS' and 'MERS' EVOLUTION. 
Wuhan is the place of so 
many anti-communist rebels 
of the Chinese GOVERNMENT; 
what Wuhan thinks today, Beijing 
thinks tomorrow; is China scared of 
a futuristic democratic ENVIRONMENT ! 
Is it just a leak, 
or is it a very 
well planned POLITICS; 
Wuhan has always gifted great 
revolutionary leaders to the people of 
China, as per so many historians or CRITICS. 
Italy and Iran became 
the victims of low 
cost Wuhan WORKERS; 
the hugs with each other 
were intentional or just that 
they were foolish JOKERS ! 
How the virus reached USA, 
was it by some Chinese persons 
coughing in any public PLACE; 
Japan managed to control the 
spread of this virus because of its 
high level department of INTELLIGENCE. 
Oh ! what a 
smart STORYTELLER; 
now blaming it on 
a shrimp SELLER !"- Arindam Sain

BEFORE GOING FOR ANY PATIENT'S DETAILED TREATMENT; CHECKING THE PATIENT'S MEDICAL HISTORY, IS BECOMING VERY IMPORTANT !!!

"Before going for any 
patient's detailed TREATMENT; 
checking the patient's medical history, 
is becoming very IMPORTANT. 
The scientists of our neighbouring 
nation may have not only 
experimented on bats but 
on 'HeLa' cells also SECRETLY; 
we may be thinking it as a brand 
new thing, but, maybe, we may get 
some solutions of it in some old 
medical research reports QUIETLY. 
If we ignore the research papers 
based on 'Koch POSTULATE'; 
maybe, the process of inventing a 
new vaccine may become too LATE. 
Before it becomes 
too dominant on 'ACE2', 
break its 'CAPSID'; 
to increase the White Blood Cells count 
and Platelets count, some external 
help is required INDEED."- Arindam Sain

CREATE A 'GREAT WALL OF INDIA' TO STOP THE CHINESE INVADERS; THESE ARE JUST THE COUSIN BROTHERS OF 'SARS' AND 'MERS' !!!

"CHIEF OF RED BLOOD CELLS TEAM: 'The 
terrorists may attack anytime to hamper 
our supply chain MANAGEMENT; 
we need more soldiers to protect the 
supply system, so, please quickly 
make the necessary ARRANGEMENT.'

MAJOR GENERAL OF WHITE BLOOD CELLS 
TEAM: 'We are all well prepared to 
fight the war from all ENDS; 
but, each of these enemies abides 
by 'Karyology' strategy and by 
creating 'Viral Envelope', it DEFENDS.'

HEAD SURGEON OF PLATELETS TEAM: 'It is 
not that the enemies are mutating quite 
rapidly to change their activities, 
nature and structural NORMS; 
but, if the number of 'ACE2' receptors 
increases by any means, then 
they will conquer lungs by creating 
several 'Cytokine STORMS. 
Create a 'Great Wall of India' to 
stop the Chinese INVADERS; 
these are just the cousin brothers 
of 'SARS' and 'MERS'."- Arindam Sain