Tuesday, March 31, 2020

AS BEING THE NAVAL WARRIOR OF SEVERAL WARSHIPS; YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT EVEN DURING MAJOR CASUALTIES, THE SHOW MUST GO ON WITH SO MUCH HARDSHIPS !!!

"As being the 
naval warrior of 
several WARSHIPS; 
you have learned that even during 
major casualties, the show must 
go on with so much HARDSHIPS. 
Even when a warship is sailing 
smoothly, you cannot ignore 
the 'Mariner's COMPASS'; 
as you have to be always prepared for odd
situations even if the warship captain is 
of a very high rank or CLASS. 
In 2008, during the 'Subprime 
Mortgage Crisis' in USA, we 
experienced the global RECESSION; 
to save 'Maytas', the founder 
of 'Satyam Computers' took 
a wrong DECISION. 
'Tech Mahindra' did 
came in to do 
the rescue ACT; 
but, still the global market remained 
bearish till the middle of 2010 and 
it was indeed a brutal FACT. 
The word 'Job Security' 
started to ring 
in our HEAD; 
the IT Professionals of 'Satyam 
Computers' got jobs in several 
PSU Banks in the future AHEAD. 
From IT campuses to come to the 
PSU Bank premises, it took time 
for all IT professionals to ADJUST; 
but, due to the initiatives from the 
PSU Bank Unions, all its premises 
got an uniform corporate look at LAST. 
In 2010, the salary was low, 
posting was not SATISFACTORY; 
so, in 'Canara Bank', for a 'PO', 
it was an attrition STORY. 
The 1st IBPS of 2012 
had a 'multiple interview 
schedule' LOOPHOLE; 
out of offer letters of BOI, UBI, Syndicate 
Bank, only 'Allahabad Bank' gave home 
posting in the same 'PO' ROLE. 
31st March 2020 is 
the last day of the 155 years 
old 'Allahabad BANK'; 
time to go to 'Indian Bank', as in front of 
you, just like 'Satyam Computers', again 
another big warship SANK."- Arindam Sain

I CAN UNDERSTAND BOTH HINDI AND BENGALI, BUT CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ENGLISH !!!

"NANCY: 'I really want 
to know about the divine 
powers of Indian CULTURE; 
I have become a fan of 'Haathbaba', 
he is such a knowledgeable person 
and having such a polite NATURE. 
I want you to show your palm to him as he 
is such a good astrologer of this VILLAGE; 
I am really curious to know what 
may happen to us at a later STAGE.'

PIJUSH (uttering in a low voice 
to himself): 'Saadhe ki aar lok e boley, 
je jodi paro kono bideshini r PREMEY; 
ki grisyo, ki seeth, 
ki barsha, sabsamay 
jaabe tumi GHEMEY. 
Jatadhaari kono sannyasi dekhleyi 
dekhi, prithibi r paschim praante r 
meyegulo othey ektu NECHE; 
obosyo ei bhando baba der o pratikriya hoye 
boiki bideshini der dekhley, taai bodhoy 
majhemoddhe anandey khub NAACHEY. 
Jaai ghureyi aasi, e jakhan 
dicchey etobaar KHOCHA; 
bekaar katogulo taaka 
hobe aaj KHORCHAA.'

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HAATHBABA: 'Ei broom broom 
broom, Alakh NIRANJAN; 
o sweet lady, my aasli 
name hain MANORANJAN. 
Hey baalak, badhao 
apna daaina HAATH; 
hmm, bhagyasaali ho tum babua, ke mila 
hain tumko ish gori memsaab ka SAATH. 
'Laxmi' aur 'Saraswati' yog ki 
mayajaal hain tumhari yeh JEEVAN; 
ek saal hoga dhanpraapti, toh 
doosre saal hoga VIDYARJAN; 
hamesha bachaake 
raakho apna DHAN; 
aur hamesha khushi se rahena, 
dukhi na ho kabhi tumhara yeh MANN.' 

NANCY: 'I can 
understand what 
'Haathbaba' is SAYING; 
Either 'Knowledge' or 'Money' will be 
earned by you in every alternate years, 
which is quite INTERESTING; 
Don't be such a miser, please give him 
a good amount of money as his FEES; 
I can understand both Hindi and Bengali, but 
can only speak in ENGLISH.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA MAANCHI 'LOCKDOWN', OTHOCHO TOMRAA ELEY BIDESH THEKE, NIYE EI 'CORONA' !!!

"Koiley Kinkar, 'Tui aar ami 
ghar e achi bosey, 
bujhli re PATLA; 
aar TV teh kaal na porshu dekhacchilo 
je Delhi r ekta jaayega e katogulo 
shramik koreche JATLA. 
Ekhan toh abaar 
sangbaad shironaam e 
esechey, 'Nizamuddin BASTI'; 
sankraman hoye jaabar por, 
Arvind Kejriwal bolchey, je 
deowa hobe uchit SHAASTI.'

Patla bolle, 'Sankraman jakhan 
hoyeyi gachey, taahole toh bhai 
ei jeevan taa ee hoye galo JUYAA; 
ke morbe, ke baachbe, keyu jaane na, 
sabdhaan e egiye chalo bondhu, emni 
teyi bishaakto hoye gachey ei HAAOWA. 
Tobe aamra bolchi botey, 
je kichu ta holeyo 
niskriyo ei PRASHASAN; 
tobe prashno jaage mon e, 
je sadharan maanush satyi satyi 
thik kato ta SACHETAN. 
Ami toh gaari 
chalacchi THIK; 
kintu ultodik thekey je gaari chaaliye 
aasche, se jodi hoy BETHIK; 
taholey toh 
hobeyi DURGHATONA; 
aamra maanchi 'lockdown', othocho 
tomraa ele bidesh theke, niye oi 'CORONA'.

Sudhir sudhaale, 'Sankraman er gati 
kintu ektu holeyo kichuta KOMECHE; 
ei 'Lockdown' er eetibaachak 
prabhab kintu ekta PORECHE. 
Ei rog kintu ekdum sere o jaaye, tahole 
amraa ki ei virus er vaccine pabaar 
khetrey hocchi AGRASAR; 
ki jaani, tobe ekta shikkha paaowa galo, je 
prakriti r opor otyachaar korle kintu, kathor 
shaasti daaye ISHWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, March 30, 2020

SATTYI MAAIRI, 'PURONO CHAAL BHAATH E BAARE' !!!

"MAHILA: 'Katodin por 
elaam Kolkata e, 
California THEKE; 
airport thekeyi amaake 
niye choley gelo, jekhaane oi 
virus er parikkha hoye THAAKE.'

PURUSH: 'Praaye chaar bachor por 
eley tumi, besh ager thekey 
beshi forshaa laagche TOMAAKE; 
tobe Kolkata e je firey eley, setaa 
kintu kichuta holeyo USA e teh taandav 
chaalano oi virus er ee AATANKEY. 
Taa hotath eto bachor por 
amaakeyi phone kore daakley JE; 
chaar bachor aagey khub toh rege giye 
bolechiley je ami naaki khub BAAJE.'

MAHILA: 'Baaje ee toh, sedin haath 
dhore amaake aatke diley, ami ki aar 
jetaam oi Maarkin JUKTORASHTREY; 
nijekey onek rakam kaaj e byasto rekhey, 
nitya notun jaayega e ghurey ghurey, 
tomaake bhultey perechilum onek KASTEY.'

PURUSH: 'Taah okhaane toh onek sundar 
dekhtey lamba forsaa yuvak royechey, 
kaaukey banaaoni tomaar PREMIK; 
baa keyu besh American 
style e tomaake boleni, 
'Oh ! I really love you, JHILIK.'

MAHILA: 'Ektaake pachando hoyechilo 
botey, ektu bandhutwa o korechilaam, 
kintu se byaata abaar drugs NITO; 
ekdin regey giye boleyi dilaam, 
'Ei je Drugkhor, ebaar tumi amaar 
jeevan theke KAATO.' 
Tomaake pathaalam friend 
request, koreyi diley 'Block', 
ki raag TOMAAR; 
bholaa toh aar jaayena tomaaye, 
emon paaji cheley tumi, tobu o 
kichui koraar chilo na AMAAR.'

PURUSH: 'Tomaar ei dustu MAHESH; 
biye kore jiban katacchilo BESH. 
Tobe seyi pakhi 
ekhan daal cherey 
gachey UREY; 
chaar bachor por, abaar amaar haath e haath 
diye acho bosey tumi, sattyi maairi, 'Purono 
chaal bhaath e BAAREY'."- Arindam Sain


WE DO CREATE OUR OWN BOUNDARIES AND START THINKING THAT THE SPIRITUAL WORLD IS OUT OF OUR REACH !!!

"BEGGAR: 'Your Highness ! 
You are a KING; 
you don't have to 
worry about ANYTHING; 
what do you know about hunger 
and poverty, you know NOTHING.'

KING: 'Ok ! I want to know 
about hunger and POVERTY; 
so, for one week, you sit on the throne, 
enjoy the kingship, enjoy the royal PARTY.'

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After 1 week

BEGGAR: 'You come back and 
sit on the throne, your HIGHNESS; 
as 'Administration' is a 
very painful BUSINESS. 
Life of a King 
is so LUXURIOUS; 
but, sometimes there are sleepless nights, 
when some issues become too SERIOUS.'

KING: 'Let my minister 
look after the administration 
from now ON; 
as being a beggar for 1 week, I am 
getting attracted towards the 
spiritual world and RELIGION. 
Sometimes, we do create 
our own boundaries and 
start thinking that the spiritual 
world is out of our REACH; 
but, when you experience the different 
phases of life in different forms, 
you really feel that the 'Life' is 
always ready to TEACH.'"- Arindam Sain

SOME DO FALL IN REAL LOVE TO REALIZE THE 'LOVE-LIFE' BETTER !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Guruji ! Why beautiful 
women were always sent to 
break any hermit's MEDITATION ? 
Even in many a cases, 
we have seen that the female 
dancer has an INFATUATION !'

GURU: 'Men are always hungry for 
power and when they see any other 
powerful man, they become JEALOUS; 
also, when any woman gives attention 
to any man, that man starts to think 
that he is very PRECIOUS.'

SHISHYA: 'But, that good feeling 
is actually a 'Honey TRAP'; 
the water of the tank goes out of the tank 
as a woman smartly opens up the TAP.'

GURU: 'Not all are so 
selfish or just professionals, 
some do fall in real love 
to realize the 'love life' BETTER; 
if there is truth in her love towards her 
beloved one, then you have no idea, 
how many tanks she can 
fill up with WATER.'"- Arindam Sain

DAUDTE HO TUM BAHUT HEE BADIYA; PAR TUMHARE PYAR PAANE KE LIYE BECHAIN HAIN YEH 'GUDIYA' !!!

"LADKI: 'Daudte ho tum 
bahut hee BADIYA; 
par tumhare pyar paane ke liye 
bechain hain yeh 'GUDIYA'.

LADKA: 'Itna bhi naa daudoh 
mere peechey, ki geer jaao 
aur laag jaaye CHOT; 
garibi mein paida huya yeh garib, abhi 
bhi hain garib, mere baatwe mein 
nahi raheta hain jyada bada NOTE.'

LADKI: 'Woh aamir aadmi bhi 
toh hota hain garib, jiske dil 
mein naa ho MOHABBAT; 
humko chaiye woh saccha aashique joh 
humse kare thoda pyar, thoda gussawala 
baatein aur thoda SHARARAT.'"- Arindam Sain