I CAN UNDERSTAND BOTH HINDI AND BENGALI, BUT CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ENGLISH !!!

"NANCY: 'I really want 
to know about the divine 
powers of Indian CULTURE; 
I have become a fan of 'Haathbaba', 
he is such a knowledgeable person 
and having such a polite NATURE. 
I want you to show your palm to him as he 
is such a good astrologer of this VILLAGE; 
I am really curious to know what 
may happen to us at a later STAGE.'

PIJUSH (uttering in a low voice 
to himself): 'Saadhe ki aar lok e boley, 
je jodi paro kono bideshini r PREMEY; 
ki grisyo, ki seeth, 
ki barsha, sabsamay 
jaabe tumi GHEMEY. 
Jatadhaari kono sannyasi dekhleyi 
dekhi, prithibi r paschim praante r 
meyegulo othey ektu NECHE; 
obosyo ei bhando baba der o pratikriya hoye 
boiki bideshini der dekhley, taai bodhoy 
majhemoddhe anandey khub NAACHEY. 
Jaai ghureyi aasi, e jakhan 
dicchey etobaar KHOCHA; 
bekaar katogulo taaka 
hobe aaj KHORCHAA.'

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HAATHBABA: 'Ei broom broom 
broom, Alakh NIRANJAN; 
o sweet lady, my aasli 
name hain MANORANJAN. 
Hey baalak, badhao 
apna daaina HAATH; 
hmm, bhagyasaali ho tum babua, ke mila 
hain tumko ish gori memsaab ka SAATH. 
'Laxmi' aur 'Saraswati' yog ki 
mayajaal hain tumhari yeh JEEVAN; 
ek saal hoga dhanpraapti, toh 
doosre saal hoga VIDYARJAN; 
hamesha bachaake 
raakho apna DHAN; 
aur hamesha khushi se rahena, 
dukhi na ho kabhi tumhara yeh MANN.' 

NANCY: 'I can 
understand what 
'Haathbaba' is SAYING; 
Either 'Knowledge' or 'Money' will be 
earned by you in every alternate years, 
which is quite INTERESTING; 
Don't be such a miser, please give him 
a good amount of money as his FEES; 
I can understand both Hindi and Bengali, but 
can only speak in ENGLISH.'"- Arindam Sain