Wednesday, June 3, 2020

ORREY KHOKON, ORREY KANAAI; DUKKHER SAATHE EKTA KATHA JANAAI; OFFICE KHULECHEY BOTEY, TOBE RAASTA E PORJAAPTO BUS NAAI !!!

"Orrey Khokon, 
orrey KANAAI; 
dukkher saathey 
ekta katha JANAAI; 
office khulechey botey, tobe 
raasta e porjaapto bus NAAI. 
Oi ekti sarkaari bus 
aasbe KAKHAN; 
raasta e taar opekkha e 
daariye thaako DIRGHOKKHAN. 
Jodi o baa elo ekti sarkaari 
bus onekkhon POREY; 
sabai oi bus e othaar 
jonnyo hurohuri KOREY. 
Bhoy peyona, 
bhoy PEYONA; 
tomaare pacche bhoy 
ekhan oi 'CORONA'; 
taai boley tumi jano oi bus er 
dorjaa e, baadurjhola JHULONA. 
Ei Bangabhoomi ee ekti rajya botey, jethaaye 
choley sarkaari bus khub ee alpo SANKHYAK; 
jato seat, tato lok jakhan tulbey bus e, takhan 
bhaara baariye ki taara hote chaaye BHAKKAK. 
Katolok er kaaj gachey choley, je kajon er 
aachey botey, taader toh aar baareni MAAINE; 
tobu kano je bus bhaara baarbe 
sudhu sudhu, ke JAANE. 
Bangabhoomi r maanush er jakhan 
nityadin office er jatayaat er khetrey 
hoyeyi cholechey eto DURBHOG; 
uchit chilo sab route ei sarkaari 
bus chaaalu kore deowaa, etaai toh 
chilo subarna SUJOG."- Arindam Sain

THE EARLIER GENERATION OF KERALIANS WHO ALL USED TO LOVE FORESTS AND WILD ANIMALS ARE GONE; IT SEEMS AS IF THIS CURRENT GENERATION OF HUMANS HAVE SYMPATHY FOR NONE !!!

"The earlier generation of Keralians who all 
used to love forests and wild animals are GONE; 
it seems as if this current generation of 
Keralians have sympathy for NONE. 
In God's own country, it is now 
becoming a REALITY; 
that the wild animals of forests 
are facing so much CRUELTY. 
One day, these wild animals of 
forests will start unified 
counterattacks at Keralian VILLAGES; 
to kill the Keralians 
whose ancestors were 
their friends since AGES. 
The shock was too much 
for that female Keralian 
elephant to become VIOLENT; 
as it takes a long time for a female 
elephant to deliver a baby elephant 
after being PREGNANT. 
These types of explosives in Keralian 
villages have been a trademark of the 
era of brutal and violent COMMUNISM; 
detailed investigations and rapid actions are 
required, otherwise, Kerala may become 
a hub of TERRORISM."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 30, 2020

FROM ANY SEASHORE TO ANY MOUNTAIN RANGE; FROM 1ST JUNE 2020, THERE WILL BE A RAPID CHANGE !!!

"From any seashore through 
plains, plateaus and valleys 
to any mountain RANGE; 
from 1st June 2020, from top levels 
to root levels, everywhere, there 
will be a rapid CHANGE. 
Some will be given PRIZES; 
some will be given SURPRISES. 
Change is 
always CONSTANT; 
that's why, decision on reforms 
must also be INSTANT. 
Secret information from different 
parts of the world is very 
important in this competitive EDGE; 
time has come to assemble and unite 
all the Indian Intelligence Officers for 
a high level global ESPIONAGE. 
Spies are eyeing 
on spies TOO; 
the number of versions of all secret 
information must at least be TWO. 
Track them all, 
who are actually TRACKING; 
then, by the bait of wrong 
information, start TRICKING. 
To eat the bait food, when the 
foolish fishes will be BUSY; 
the task of sending the correct secret 
information at the right place will be quite EASY. 
Global economic recessions have 
always created war SITUATIONS; 
in these times only, we have seen the 
war mentality of many NATIONS. 
When the big elephants, 
suddenly, in their bad times, 
slip in the muddy STREETS; 
even the frogs start feeling more powerful 
than the elephants, and that's how the 
history of wars always REPEATS. 
For a certain period of time, 
there will be a lockdown of 
all important INFORMATION; 
so that by the end of 2020, 
India will have an edge 
over any other NATION."- Arindam Sain

PHIR TUMHEIN EK MOHABBAT KI RANGEEN DUNIYA MEIN LE JAAYEGA YEH 'VIKAASH' !!!

"Tumhare paas hee hain mere 
dil ka darwaaje ka CHAABI; 
tumne kabhi koshish hee nahi kiya, 
toh kaise milegi KAAMYAABI. 
Naa hum kaayar hain, 
naa hain hum koi VEER; 
par naajaane kaise anjaane mein, 
humne chaala diye pyar ka TEER. 
Ghayal toh huye ho TUM; 
tum meri hee ho, 'KUSUM'. 
Tumhari dil ki baatein ekbaar apni 
muh se kahein do BAASH; 
phir tumhein ek mohabbat ki rangeen duniya 
mein le jaayega yeh 'VIKAASH'".- Arindam Sain

EI PRAKRITI EE PROLAY NIYE AASCHE, PRATHAM THEKE SAB SHURU KORTE ABAAR !!!

"Maanush tumi korle 
kato ee naa AABISHKAAR; 
tobu ekta katha 
ekdum PARISKAAR; 
oi prakriti r kaache tomaake 
maanteyi hobe HAAR; 
ei prakriti ke tumi bhalobaashoni, jakhan se 
diyechey tomaake kato ee naa UPOHAAR; 
abohela korecho, korecho atyachaar, taai se o 
diyeche tomaare mahamaari aar HAHAKAAR. 
Maanush tumi bhulecho BAARBAAR; 
je ei prithibi SABAAR. 
Prakriti ke dhangso 
kore shuru korecho 
kato ee naa KAARBAAR; 
kintu jene rekho, ei prakriti ee prolay 
niye aaschey, pratham theke sab 
shuru korte ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

'MERGER' CONCEPT WAS ALREADY THERE IN ODD SITUATIONS, AND MORE FOCUS WAS GIVEN ON 'MULTITASKING' !!!

"ROYAL ECONOMIST: 'The condition 
of the economy of your kingdom 
is now PATHETIC; 
on the other hand, due to this virus and other 
natural calamities, towards the people of this 
kingdom, you have to be SYMPATHETIC. 
When you are failing to capitalize 
on other options to EARN; 
then how to reduce the operational and 
redundant expenses, that you have to LEARN.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Are you giving a hint 
that from high level to root level, we have 
to merge so many DEPARTMEMTS; 
in certain national level bills, to reduce 
the expenses, we have to make 
some necessary AMENDMENTS.'

KING: 'It is not 
a bad idea, I think, 
at this JUNCTURE; 
after opening up of several departments, 
I have seen many people who 
became a person of lazy NATURE.'

HERMIT: 'Whenever there has 
been economic recessions 
in India, for getting the 
solutions; to the economists, 
they just keep on ASKING; 
but, if you ever read the history pages 
of our ancient India, you will see that 
'Merger' concept was already there in 
odd situations, and more focus was 
given on 'MULTITASKING'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 29, 2020

WE ARE LEAST BOTHERED ABOUT STREET LEVEL TRANSPORTATION OBSTACLES !!!

"EMPLOYER: 'You are a government servant, 
you have to come to office 
even if it is a LOCKDOWN; 
otherwise, I may post you to a 
very remote place which is 
far away from this TOWN.'

EMPLOYEE: 'As per my gross salary, 
on every working day, 
I earn per day, Rs. 500/-; 
in this lockdown phase, 
my daily conveyance expenses 
in taxis is around 400/-; 
I will not come to office from tomorrow, 
as by playing mobile games only, 
I can earn per day, at least Rs. 100/-.'

EMPLOYER: 'The Indian Government has 
not declared in any Circular that for 
government servants, we have to 
arrange some office sponsored VEHICLES;  
but government servants have to attend 
office in lockdown phases, we are least 
bothered about the street level 
transportation OBSTACLES.'"- Arindam Sain