'KAHAAN SE AAYI THI WOH SWAPNA; AUR KAISE GAYAB HO GAYI ITNE SAARE SONA' !!!

"'Kahaan se aayi thi woh SWAPNA; 

aur kaise gayab ho gayi itne saare SONA' ? 

Mallu girls are generally beautiful and BOLD; 

the Keralian recruiter got clean BOWLED ! 

This type of similar style scams 

in Kerala is not too OLD; 

was Swapna intentionally recruited 

to do the smuggling of GOLD ? 

In Kerala, girls are not allowed 

in some particular religious PLACES; 

but how come some recruitments 

are done unofficially in certain CASES ? 

Both the accused person and the 

recruiter have to face the INTERROGATION; 

in this case, the Indian Government 

must go for CBI INVESTIGATION."- Arindam Sain

ON PSU BANKING SERVICES, THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT HAS GIVEN SO MUCH WEIGHTAGE; BUT, ALAS, THE CONTROLLING OFFICES OF ALL PSU BANKS HAVE FAILED TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE OF MANPOWER SHORTAGE !!!

"On PSU Banking services, 

the Indian Government has 

given so much WEIGHTAGE; 

but, alas, the controlling offices of 

all PSU Banks have failed to resolve 

the issue of manpower SHORTAGE. 

As a net result, towards the private banks, 

big customers are getting INCLINED; 

even, though, some big loan 

proposals are not getting DECLINED. 

Big customers are demanding that 

the customer services must be QUICK; 

but, due to staff shortage in PSU Banks, works 

get delayed when the footfall is at its PEAK. 

On the other hand, the 'Trade Unions' 

of PSU Banks are now fighting for 

their own EXISTENCE; 

only monthly union subscription 

deduction amount in the payslips of 

bank staffs is confirming their PRESENCE. 

As the 'Bipartite Settlement' is getting 

delayed throughout the NATION; 

many PSU Bank employees are 

cancelling their union SUBSCRIPTION. 

In each and every branch of PSU Bank 

in India, it is time to implement 

3:2:1 strategic DEPLOYMENT; 

3 officers, 2 clerks and 1 substaff 

will bring profitability for each and 

every PSU Bank MANAGEMENT; 

merge several branches 

and increase staff strength 

per branch at PRESENT."- Arindam Sain

NAZAR TERI YEH TIRCHHI; DEKH KE TUJHE, YEH DIL HUYA LAALCHI !!!

'Nazar teri 

yeh TIRCHHI; 

dekh ke tujhe, 

yeh dil huya LAALCHI; 

zubaan teri aisi, ki jaise laage mujhe, ke 

khaa liya maaine saayed bahut saare MIRCHI; 

tu hain ish ilaake ki 

kaamwali bai, aur main hoon 

ish restaurant ki BAWARCHI; 

tere se ishq hone ke baad, aisa 

laag raha hain, ki hoon main ek 

aasmaan mein udhta huya PANCHI; 

bahut intezaar ke baad, ish saadhaseedha 

Kancha ko milaa hain ek pyari si KAANCHI; 

tu mujhe kaheti hain paagal, sochu mein 

kabhi kabhi, ke tu abhi bhi hain BACCHI; 

woh ishq hee kya, jish mein koi mard 

naa ho deewana, naa ho paagal, toh 

kya har aashique ko bhejh dogi 'RANCHI'; 

nazar teri 

yeh TIRCHHI; 

dekh ke tujhe, 

yeh dil huya LAALCHI."- Arindam Sain

A BATTLE OF 'CLINICAL TRIALS' IS GOING ON REGARDING SO MANY PROBABLE VACCINES, SIDE BY SIDE !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Even the sales of 

phenyl and anti-germ sprays have increased 

during the lockdown phase as the focus of the 

common people was totally on CLEANLINESS; 

some firms are now planning to launch a liquid 

which can automatically clean the washroom 

cisterns and big water storage tanks on terrace, 

and this product may do a good BUSINESS.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'Not only the people 

of the world, even 'WHO' was confused 

about this contagious virus which kept 

on killing people WORLWIDE; 

some companies grabbed this opportunity to 

launch new innovative products, as a battle of 

clinical trials' is going on regarding so many 

probable vaccines, side by SIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

NOY 'SANDESH', NOY 'IDLI'; EKEY BOLEY 'SATTU GUTLI' !!!

"Noy 'Sandesh', noy 'IDLI'; 

ekey boley 'Sattu GUTLI'. 

Chhola r chaatu kintu 

khetey laage BESH; 

taah se je company r ee hok naa 

kano, jamon 'Satyendra' baa 'GANESH'. 

Dhuye nin 

ekti baro THAALA; 

eibaar oi thaala r opor ei 

khabaar tairi koraar PAALA. 

Proti dus chaamoch chaatu teh 

dheley nin, ek chaamoch gaaowaa ghee, 

taarpor choriye din NOOON; 

ektu paatilebu r rash aar 

dhone paata diye maakhiye dileyi 

bujhben eder asole royeche ki GOOON. 

Bhalo kore makhaano r por, oigulo ke gol 

gol kore ektu ektu saajiye nin, tairi korte 

korte apnaar haath hoye jaabe PAAKA; 

er saathe thaaka chaai ektu peyaaj, 

shosha, tomato, jaake bole, 'Salaad', aar 

abosyo ee katogulo sobuj kaacha LANKA. 

Noy 'Sandesh', noy 'IDLI'; 

ekey bole 'Sattu GUTLI'."- Arindam Sain

'BANGAALI' HOTATH, KANO ETO 'ASOHISHNU'; EKTU SAHYO KHAMOTA DEEN EDER, HEY 'BHAGAWAN VISHNU' !!!

"'Bangaali' hotath, 

kano eto 'ASOHISHNU'; 

ektu sahyo khamota deen 

eder, hey 'Bhagawan VISHNU'. 

Khoon holo seyi PARICHAARIKA; 

je feroth cheyechilo taar dhaar deyoaa TAAKA. 

CCTV tamon neyi, neyi keyu edhare ODHAREY; 

mritodeho millo oi 'EM Bypass' er DHAAREY.

Jelaa e, jelaa e o, 

poristhithi besh MANDO; 

je jakhan jaake paarche, dicche 

kupiye, er pechone royechey GOSTHIDWANDO. 

Premik o premika der 

moddhye o hotaath prem 

o bhalobasha jacche UBEY; 

ke ja kakhan kaake merey felchey, 

ke jaane, bodhoy eder prem e kono 

aantorikota o gobheerota neyi TOBEY. 

Kono daridra lok 

jodi hoy asustha, taar 

kapaal e durbhog aache BOIKI; 

kintu hotaasha o abosaad e, 

nijekeyi nijey sesh kore felley, aasol 

jeevanyuddha ee toh roye gelo BAAKI. 

Ei 'asohishnu' hobaar kaaran 

kintu aasoley oi deerghodin 

er prashashonik BYARTHOTAA; 

khaali lok dekhaano oi 'Show Cause' 

er chithi diye ki aar bandho hobe 

ei durniti r hiseb er KHAATA. 

'Tapas' neyi, achey dekhchi 'Kalyan', 

e toh dekhchi aar ek 'Dada r KIRTI'; 

paa er tala e maati jacche sorey, jehetu 

sarbatra hocche byapok DURNITI."- Arindam Sain

DURING LOCKDOWN PERIOD, THE INDIAN RAILWAYS INCURRED LOTS OF OPERATING EXPENSES; THE 'PUBLIC-PRIVATE-PARTNERSHIP' (P-P-P) MODEL HAS BEEN PROFITABLE IN SOME CASES !!!

"During lockdown period, 

the Indian Railways incurred 

lots of operating EXPENSES; 

the 'Public-Private-Partnership' 

(P-P-P) model has been 

profitable in some CASES. 

This is just a business deal of 

Indian Railways with some private 

firms to get a huge INVESTMENT; 

to improve the overall 

infrastructure and services 

for all passengers' BETTERMENT. 

There will be no compromise 

on product QUALITY; 

only 'Swadeshi' private firms will be 

allowed as per scrutinized SUITABILITY; 

and the company boards having majority of 

Indian board members will get first PRIORITY. 

With the Indian Railways, there will 

be a transparent rental AGREEMENT; 

the private firms will not be 

allowed to do any RECRUITMENT. 

All the trains owned by private firms will 

be operated and controlled by the staffs of 

Indian Railways only, throughout the NATION; 

there will be CCTV surveillance 

in all the compartments while 

the train is in MOTION. 

After the sale of rail tickets, the private 

firms will earn revenues, from which, 

these firms have to give a floating 

monthly rent (40% of revenues 

earned) to Indian RAILWAYS; 

say, for example, other than a 'fixed 

business agreement fee' per year, for each 

100 rupees revenues earned by private firms, 

the Indian Railways will earn a monthly 

rent of 40 rupees ALWAYS."- Arindam Sain