DUE TO SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES, PSU BANKING CANNOT BE DONE BY ANY ROBOT; BUT, TO SIMPLIFY THE PSU BANKING PROCESS, WE NEED 'BANKBOT' !!!

Due to social responsibilities, PSU 

Banking cannot be done by any ROBOT; 

but, to simplify the PSU banking 

process, we need  'BANKBOT'. 

In a busy workplace, PSU Bank staffs 

hardly get time to go through 

the 'Circulars' in DETAILS; 

then after some days, the staffs 

get to know about some compliance 

issues through official letters and E-MAILS. 

It is time to implement a 'BANKBOT' which 

is basically a robotic graphical character 

to provide you timely SUPPORT; 

which will appear on your 'Bancslinc' 

CBS software screen, whenever you click 

on its icon, to start helping you a LOT. 

This 'BANKBOT' software program 

will always be updated with 

latest circulars at its console 

programming module of 

'Artficial Intelligence' EVERYDAY; 

type any question on its 'Chat Box' regarding 

Banking, it will give all the answers instantly 

and what was planned to be done 

tomorrow due to confusions, can 

be easily completed by TODAY."- Arindam Sain

IF YOU ARE A SMART FARMER WITH A GOOD INTENTION; THEN YOU WILL SURELY GET 3% INTEREST SUBVENTION !!!

"If you are a smart farmer 

with a good INTENTION; 

then you will surely get 

3% interest SUBVENTION. 

A 'Kisan Credit Card' is actually 

a magic card or trump card 

for any farmer NOWADAYS; 

by showing the 'Kisan Credit Card', 

a farmer can get many types of 

facilities and subsidies in many WAYS. 

Try not to be a defaulter 

or try to avoid penalty interest 

as much as POSSIBLE; 

so, depositing some amount of money 

in your KCC loan account every month 

is a smart strategy and is quite FEASIBLE. 

You will feel happy as you will 

earn 3% interest cashback 

and there will be no 

penalty interest at ALL; 

also, at the end of any financial year, you will not 

feel any monetary pressure as you have 

deposited interest amount every month, even if 

the amount is quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

SAKAAL E ONEKEYI KHAAYE KAANCHA CHHOLA, DU CHAAMOCH MADHU BAA KATOGULO KAAJU BADAAM; KAANCHA HOLUD, KAALMEGH ER RASH, CHHOLAR CHAATU R SARBATH BAA BHUSHI R SARBATH KHELE O, EMNI EE SEREY JAABE ONEK BYARAAM !!!

"Soundarjye bhora suryoday r AAKAASH; 

ki pariskar ei sakaal er BAATAASH. 

Din er shuru teyi ektu hoye jaak 

path chala, ektu dour jhaap, 

aar ektu yog BYAAM; 

keyu keyu abaar mandir e pujo 

ditey jaan, taa se hok 'Kali', 'Shiv', 

'Ganesh', 'Bajrangbali' baa 'RADHESHYAM'. 

Sakaal e onekeyi khaaye 

kaancha chhola, du chaamoch 

madhu baa katogulo kaaju BADAAM; 

kaancha holud, kaalmegh er rash, cholaar 

chaatu r sarbath baa bhushi r sarbath khele o, 

emni ee serey jaabe onek BYARAAM. 

Oi tel e bhajha kochuri aar chola r daal baa 

aloo r dum, shorir er kono kaaj e LAAGENA; 

taar theke barong je, garam doodh baa tok doi 

baa seddho deem khaaye, seyi beshi SEYAANA. 

Dupur er khabaar e, obosyo ee thaakbe 

saak sabji ebong paatilebu, aar paarle 

roj chibiye khaan ontoto ekta 

sobuj kaacha LANKA; 

thorh er tarkaari, soya bari r torkaari, aloo 

jhingey posto r tarkaari ebong ucchey baa 

neem-begun o kheye raakhun, jato ee 

baaruk virus sankraman er SANKHYA. 

Roj khaan maach, paneer, 

deem baa MAANGSHO; 

apnaakeyi aagey sustho thaakte hobe, 

bhoy neyi, ei prithibi hocche naa DHANGSHO. 

Roj bikel e khaan 

gutikoyek apple baa KALA; 

chaa paan korun khaati chaal bhajha chebote 

chebote, ekdum jomey jaabe SANDHYEBELA. 

Ei virus, fushfush keyi 

aakraman korey, taarpor 

chaalaye taandav, kore khub BARABARI; 

amader baarate hobe protirodh khamota, 

taai kichudin naai baa korlen beshi 

dhumpaan, oi ciggarette baa BIRI."- Arindam Sain

BISHAAKTO EI VISWA BARTAMAN E, EI VIRUS ER MAYAJAAL E; JE ACHO JETHAY, ACHO KI BENCHEY, EI CORONAKAAL E !!!

"Bishaakto ei viswa bartaman e, 

ei virus er MAYAJAAL E; 

je acho jethay, acho ki 

benchey, ei CORONAKAAL E ? 

Aaj achey, toh kaal 

se neyi, hotath MRITYU; 

eta ee vaastav, eta ee satya, 

neyi er moddhe kono 'kano' baa 'KINTU'. 

Jatokkhon aache JEEBAN; 

charidik jano MAYABAN; 

sab ee emon bhaabe ghorey, 

jano kono gaari r CHAAKA; 

abaar onyo konojon aasey boiki, 

jakhan kono sthaan hoye jaaye FNAAKA. 

Keyu jaanena, katodin 

dhore cholbe ei 

rahasyamoyee MRITYULEELA; 

'Jeeban' aar 'Jeebika' r moddhyikhaan e 

porey, maanush er moddhey ki 

baarchey kono maanosik JWAALA ! 

Maanush er hriday kintu ajaanteyi 

hoye jacche besh nishtoor o SHAKTO; 

kaaron ei virus er jonnyo, pooro prithibi 

taa ee hoye gache BISHAAKTO."- Arindam Sain

WHENEVER THERE IS A DEMAND FOR A 'TIME MACHINE' IN YOUR MIND; YOUR BRAIN PRESSES THE FANTASTIC BUTTON OF 'REWIND' !!!

"Whenever there is a demand for 

a 'Time Machine' in your MIND; 

your brain presses the 

fantastic button of 'REWIND'. 

When your heart is fully fed up 

of all those daily practical WORRIES; 

your brain is really doing a great job by making 

you nostalgic with all those sweet MEMORIES. 

Your ears also 

play a vital role to 

change your MOODS; 

when it is really listening to any music 

with full attention to let you feel like a 

bird flying over the hills, rivers and WOODS. 

Life is a game 

of 'Chess' between 

'Truth' and 'LIES'; 

your brain does not decide the 

actual definition of 'Beauty', as this final 

judgement is taken only by your EYES. 

Girls do get impressed when 

you give them any red ROSE; 

but the good smell of perfume is 

also necessary to impress their NOSE. 

If you are expert 

in giving good 

romantic SMILES; 

your partner is always ready to 

explore the new places while 

traveling with you miles after MILES. 

It is not just enough 

to look smart, decent 

and well DRESSED; 

sometimes, the 'taste buds' and 

the 'stomach' must enjoy delicious 

foods to feel fully IMPRESSED. 

All the organs of any 

human body is quite 

predictable, except the 'HEART'; 

maybe, that's why, in the dictionary of love 

and romance, there are various types of 

meaning of the word, 'HURT'."- Arindam Sain

AGAIN, WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL AND ADJUST; ANOTHER STRICT LOCKDOWN IS A MUST !!!

"Again it is a very 

alarming SITUATION; 

as the virus is succeeding to 

create several cycles of CONTAMINATION. 

Again, we have to be very careful and ADJUST; 

another strict lockdown phase is a MUST. 

The virus is targeting to go for a 

massive 'Community SPREADING'; 

'test, test and test', and take actions 

based on testing kits READING. 

The common people 

of any locality must not panic 

but should help the ADMINISTRATION; 

to monitor the patients in isolation 

during their quarantine period by 

providing timely INFORMATION. 

Sanitization of non-living objects 

including all public transport vehicles 

must also start again at any COST; 

again it is becoming a deadly warzone, 

be safe, be sanitized, otherwise, many 

lives may be LOST."- Arindam Sain

TO BUY SOMETHING, A CUSTOMER CAN SELL ANY GROCERY, GARMENTS, ELECTRONICS, FURNITURE AND STATIONERY ITEM !!!

"BABLOO: 'Finally, we have made the 

legally registered partnership DEED; 

now, we will open an innovative 

shopping mall INDEED.'

BABOOL: 'All the 

transactions 

in our 

shopping 

mall 

will be fully CASHLESS; 

neither for buying any item nor for 

selling any item, there will be no cash 

money and the prices will be quite LESS.

BAABLA: 'In the selling 

counter, say, a customer 

came with 5 Kg RICE; 

from the buying counter he will have to buy 

any item by showing the 'Sale Price Token' 

(SPT) of Rs. 50*5, that is, Rs. 250/- PRICE.'

BALA: 'To buy something, 

a customer can sell any 

grocery, garments, electronics, 

furniture and stationery ITEM; 

our team members are always ready for 

price negotiations, providing offers and 

discounts in the first ever shopping mall 

based only on 'Barter SYSTEM.'"- Arindam Sain