Monday, July 20, 2020

THE RECENT MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A CELEBRITY HAS HELPED THE CRIMINALS TO DO A CRIME IN A DIFFERENT STYLE !!!

"COP: 'The recent mysterious death of 
a celebrity has helped the criminals 
to do a crime in a different STYLE; 
we are seeing quite a similar kind 
of trend in some criminal cases 
at present for a WHILE.'

DETECTIVE: 'What you see 
with your naked EYES; 
can be a drama series 
full of tricks and LIES. 
Don't always believe blindly 
on the reports of 'POST MORTEM'; 
think like a criminal to find out the 
real motive to understand the entire GAME.'

COP: 'The criminals who always 
escape from the hands of LAWS; 
for them, we such tigers are always 
there to hunt with our PAWS. 
Don't worry at all, 
because, we have their 
names mentioned in our 'Hit LISTS'; 
to protect the innocent common 
people of our society, our duty 
is to hunt down those BEASTS.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 19, 2020

THE WORLD FAMOUS ICON OF KOLKATA BIRYANI WORLDWIDE IS ITS DELICIOUS BOILED POTATOES !!!

"HYDERABADI: 'In Kolkata, with biryani, 
generally, they don't provide Raita or 
a spicy chicken kima CURRY; 
and in respect to our Hyderbadi Biryani, 
the Kolkata Biryani is less spicy, but 
quite delicious, so, there is no WORRY.'

KOLKATAN: 'With the spicy 
Hyderabadi Biryani, the Raita suits well 
and is really so tasty as it is like light sour 
curd with a mixture of chopped 
onions, cucumbers and TOMATOES; 
the Kolkata Biryani got a blend of Lucknow 
Biryani when the Nawab of Lucknow 
came to Kolkata, and from then onwards, 
the world famous icon of Kolkata Biryani 
worldwide is its delicious boiled POTATOES.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Oh ! while eating 
biryani, you guys analyze 
so much, why we cant mix up 
everything in the same food, 
why so much CONFUSION; 
in Chennai, I will open a restaurant, where in 
the Chennai Biryani, there will be curry leaves, 
boiled potatoes with Raita and spicy 
tamarind chicken kima curry, and 
it will be a perfect FUSION.'"- Arindam Sain

KOLKATA E SARBATRA KORECHE AATANKA GRAAS; JEHETU EKTI ADRISYA SHATRU CHALACCHE SANTRAAS !!!

"Kolkata e sarbatra koreche aatanka GRAAS; 
jehetu ekti adrisya shatru korche SANTRAAS. 
Shashaan e protidin pouche 
jacchey kato LAASH; 
satarkata abolamban koraa ee 
holo ekmaatro turup er TAASH. 
Tobe baigganik mat e, jodi prochur 
hoy sankraman, tahole kintu etodiney 
tairi hoye jaaowa uchit chilo maanav 
shorir e, er pratirodh KHAMATA; 
tobe je sob rugi raa nijeder 
baari teyi chilen chikitshadheen, 
taara bodhoy ektu beshi ee 
peye gechilo SWADHINATA; 
taar opor, aro ekta samasya 
royeche, ekta rugi kono 
haaspaatal e bhorti hotey geley, 
dekha gache charam UDAASINATA. 
Ke jaane, asoley kon haaspaatal e, 
achey thik kota BICHAANA; 
mon e pore jaaye seyi galpo, 
'Seyaal o Kumir CHAANA.' 
2000 r saal er August er 
sesh er dikey, kichu taa holey o 
aasbe ektu SWASTHI; 
ektu jordaar lockdown kichu kichu 
jaayega e dorkaar boiki, jato ee 
hok eisab rajnoitik KUSTI."- Arindam Sain

EI VIRUS O HOCCHENA DURBAL; ODIKEY CHARIDIKE BRISTI O HOCCHE PRABAL !!!

"Ei virus o hocchena DURBAL; 
odikey charidike bristi o hocche PRABAL. 
Nadi baandh saarano r kaaj onek jaayega e 
roye gachey ekhano ASAMPURNA; 
taaka toh boraddo hoyeyi royechey, kintu tobu 
keyu jaanena kobe ei kaaj hobe SAMPANNA. 
Emni teyi Assam e 
eetimoddheyi hoyechey BANYA; 
uttar banga te o paristhiti  bhalo noy, virus er 
jonnyo bandho aache 'KANCHANKANYA'. 
Lockdown uthley ki hobe, 
ei maaron virus ekhano 
dekhacchey taar maarattok KHEL; 
kaajeyi sarbatra 'Bhraman Shilpo' ektu maar 
kheyechey boiki, ekhano faaka royechey kato 
guest house, baganbaari aar HOTEL. 
Chaash er jonnyo 
jato taa bristi dorkaar, 
thik tato taai holey MANGAL; 
noiley abaar chaasider kapaal e 
porbe bhaanjh, jodi o ekhan aar 
taara byabohaar korena LAANGAL. 
Sankraman er sankhya e, tritiyo sthaan e 
achey ei desh, jaar pataaka 'TIRANGA'; 
odikey abhayaranya te o esechey bhoy, 
kaaron banya r kabal e poreche 'KAZIRANGA'. 
Emni teyi ei virus toh 
royecheyi, abaar barsha r 
jomaa jal e, baarteyi paare 
'Malaria' o 'Dengue' moshaa r DAAPAT; 
swasthyabidhi meney cholun, korun 
prashashan o police der saathe sahajogita, 
aar nijeder baari ebong aasheypasher elaaka 
poriskaar kore felun JHATPAT."- Arindam Sain

MANY A TIMES IN INDIA, YOU WILL SEE ILLEGAL CAR PARKING; LOCAL PEOPLE GENERALLY IGNORES IT, BUT STREET DOGS DO START BARKING !!!

"Many a times in India, you 
will see illegal car PARKING; 
local people generally ignores it, 
but street dogs do start BARKING. 
Who has parked the car, 
no one knows, for the local people, 
it is not at all a PROBLEM; 
during emergency times, an ambulance 
cannot enter inside the lane to reach the 
patient's house, now for this, whom to BLAME ? 
If some local people start protesting about 
the illegal car parking which is increasing 
nowadays at an alarming RATE; 
then the drivers of those cars start asking 
about the owner of that lane, that's why, in 
many areas, local people installed a GATE. 
Neither can you blame 
car owners nor car drivers ALONE; 
even some corrupted Policemen take 
bribes in the 'No Parking' ZONE. 
You never know, when inside a 
car which has been parked illegally, 
there will be an EXPLOSION; 
now, why the cops are failing to 
become strict in the 'No Parking' zones, 
we demand an EXPLANATION.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY BANK EMPLOYEES DIED AS FRONTLINE WARRIORS WHILE FIGHTING THE BATTLE IN THE REAL BATTLEFIELD AGAINST THE DEADLY VIRUS !!!

"So many bank employees died as frontline 
warriors while fighting the battle in the real 
battlefield against the deadly VIRUS; 
but, alas, towards the PSU Bank employees, 
the Central Government and the 
State Government are still CALLOUS. 
As the virus is spreading so rapidly, 
just till 2 PM only, there should be 
the customer DEALING; 
in this pandemic phase, focus to be given 
more on mandatory and emergency services 
rather than third party products SELLING. 
'Digital Banking' is an important 
weapon in this pandemic 
situation, which everyone 
needs to MOBILIZE; 
neither local administration nor PSU Bank 
administration has taken any initiative to 
monitor all the PSU bank branches 
of their local areas to SANITIZE. 
The Finance Ministry is trying to utilize the 
PSU Bank staffs without giving them the 
pending 'Bipartite Settlement' ARREARS; 
even, the security of life of the bank staffs in 
many branches are at stake, as customers are 
sometimes becoming violent in several AREAS. 
A Ministry or 
Government always 
thinks about PRIVATISATION; 
when it fails to deliver the desired output 
or performance and start depending more 
on FDI and its UTILIZATION."- Arindam Sain

'SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES' AND 'FINANCIAL INCLUSION' CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY PSU BANKING !!!

"'Social Responsbilities' and 
'Financial Inclusion' can only 
be achieved by PSU BANKING; 
the private banks will only think about 
business profitability even if they regard 
each and every customer as a KING. 
Still today, rural customers have full faith 
on Nationalized Banks where they keep 
their major portion of SAVINGS; 
after taking any loan from any 
private bank, a rural customer 
understands what pressure it BRINGS. 
In any type of loan, PSU Banks are still 
having much lower rate of INTEREST; 
the services provided by the 'Bank Mitra' of all 
PSU Banks in the rural areas is still the BEST. 
Therefore, side by side, with 
private banks, the presence of 
big PSU Banks is a NECESSITY; 
let there be no monopoly, 
let there be a healthy competition, 
let there be DIVERSITY."- Arindam Sain