Sunday, July 26, 2020

YEH VIRUS SE TOH JYAADA KHATARNAK LAAG RAHA HAIN YEH SAB INSAAN !!!

"CHITRAGUPTA: 'Dukkh ki 
baat kya bataayein 
aapko MAHARAJ; 
haspaatal ke bahaar ya apne hee ghar 
ke bahaar, mareez mar raha hain, 
ho nahi raha hain koi ILAAJ. 
Yeh virus se toh jyaada khatarnak 
laag raha hain yeh sab INSAAN; 
agar aisa chalta raha, toh phir najaane kitne hee 
laashon se bharh jaayega har SHAMSAAN.'

YAMRAAJ: 'Aakhir kaar 
Insaan o ko mil rahi 
hain uchit SHIKSHA; 
boorey waqt mein, yehi Insaan bhool jaata 
hain Insaniyat, aur har peereet Insaan ke liye 
wahi hota hain asli AGNIPARIKSHA. 
Swasthya Bibhaag aur Prashashan 
ki naakamyaabi hain yeh, 
aur isiliye saayed darr gaya 
hain poora maanav JAATI; 
agar bahut jald naa aaya iski dabaai, toh 
phir hogi aur bhi tabaahi, kyon ki yeh 
Insaan suraksha bidhi nahi hain apnaati, aur 
isiliye hoti hain ghor DURGATI.'"- Arindam Sain

MON AMAAR, EI GRAAM ER MATO EE PRAANKHOLA; TAAI CHOLEY BOIKI EKTU ADHTU PREM ER O KHELA !!!

"Khayali e mon, 
neyi kono AKKEL; 
samay boye jaaye, ei 
hocche sakaal, ei hocche BIKEL. 
Kakhano khacchi taal er 
saansh, kakhano NAARKEL; 
khelchi keet keet, kakhano daanguli, 
kakhano kabaddi, kakhano baa MARBEL; 
kichu ee khaowa royena baad, 
aam, tetul baa paaka BEL. 
Mon amaar, ei graam er 
mato ee PRAANKHOLA; 
taai choley boiki ektu 
adhtu prem er o KHELA. 
Ami bhabaghurey, baunduley boley, 
ekjon toh jhogra emon kore, je amaar 
kaan hoye jaaye JHALAPALA; 
ei graam e sabai amaare cheney, 
kaaron mukkhyo charitra teh ami ee 
abhinay kori, jakhan hoy kono JATRAPALA. 
Amader gram er 
naam 'BHUVANDAANGA'; 
boye jaaye nodi, jekhaane dekhte 
paaowa jaaye kato ee naa MAACHRAANGA; 
ei nodi r opaar e, royechey 
aar ekti gram, 'HAARHBHAANGA'; 
jakhan maajhi raa gaaye bhatiali gaan, amaar 
hriday hoye jaaye CHAANGA."- Arindam Sain

PLASTIC TO BE REPLACED AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE; BY JUTE PRODUCTS AND IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE !!!

"Plastic to be replaced as early as POSSIBLE; 
by Jute products and it is not IMPOSSIBLE. 
The Indian Government took 
the initiative of 'Look EAST'; 
some eastern states can earn more revenues by
increasing the volume of Jute farming at LEAST. 
In each and every shops and 
shopping malls, there should 
be no plastic carry bags at ALL; 
there should be only reusable Jute Bags and 
to implement it fully, the Indian Government 
has to take the final CALL."- Arindam Sain

IN ADDITION TO 'INTEREST SUBVENTION', IMPLEMENT THE 'KCC SUBSIDY' SCHEME !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'In addition 
to 'Interest Subvention', 
implement the 'KCC 
Subsidy' SCHEME; 
say, Rs. 10,000/- per year will be credited only 
to the 'KCC Accounts' which are in IRAC-0 or 
IRAC-1 as per the approved final list sent by 
the respective PSU Banks Head Office TEAM.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Nice 
suggestion indeed, as it will 
have a dual EFFECT; 
many KCC loans will come 
out of the NPA zone, a scenario 
which is just PERFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY NOT IN INDIA, WHY IN UNITED ARAB EMIRATES; THINK THRICE BEFORE FINALIZING THE IPL 2020 MATCH DATES !!!

"Why not in India, why in 
United Arab EMIRATES; 
think thrice before finalizing 
the IPL 2020 match DATES. 
Is the Indian economy in 
a good CONDITION; 
IPL 2020 can be a good tool 
for revenue GENERATION. 
Many migrant workers 
will get some temporary WORKS; 
so many maintainence jobs can be done by them 
in and around all cricket stadiums or PARKS. 
Reduce the number of tickets 
in each stadium by 60% to 
maintain social DISTANCING; 
raise the ticket prices by 25% and 
within the galleries also, there will 
be some strategic FENCING."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, July 25, 2020

DURING THIS PANDEMIC SITUATION, THE AMBULANCE DRIVERS IN BANGABHOOMI ARE DEMANDING EXCESSIVE FARE; THERE ARE LESSER NUMBER OF BEDS IN HOSPITALS AND THEN THIS TYPE OF HARASSMENT IS NOT FAIR !!!

"During this pandemic situation, 
the ambulance drivers in Bangabhoomi 
are demanding excessive FARE; 
there are lesser number of beds 
in hospitals and then this type 
of harassment is not FAIR. 
The Bangabhoomi Government must increase 
the number of beds in all hospitals and a 'Quick 
Response Team' with free ambulance service to 
be implemented with immediate EFFECT; 
if possible, start taking legal actions against all 
those ambulance drivers and also cab drivers 
who are culprits as these are mandatory strict 
measures as per administrative ASPECT. 
Many escalations are coming in that the 
'Helpline' executives are taking too much 
time during medical EMERGENCY; 
kindly recruit good people in the 'Helpline' 
office who are matured enough to understand 
the meaning of the word, 'URGENCY'. 
Even good and reputed doctors 
of Bangabhoomi are too concerned 
about the poor hospital infrastructures 
and the upcoming worst SITUATIONS; 
a simple and easy system to be created from 
virus detection to medication, otherwise, the 
people of Bangabhoomi are living with lots of 
fears and FRUSTRATIONS."- Arindam Sain

DOSTI TOH DOSTI HEE RAHE GAYA THA, EK SAMAY TAK; COLLEGE KI LAST YEAR KI FEST KE DIN MEIN, WOH BADAL GAYI ACHANAK !!!

"College ke din guzar hee 
raha tha, kar ke doston ke 
saath bahut saare mauz MASTI; 
ekdin library mein, ek kitaab ko le ke 
librarian ke saamne huyi usse bhaish 
aur phir ho gayi hum dono ki DOSTI. 
Dheere dheere aisa huya YAARANA; 
naajane kab yeh dil hone laaga SHAAYRANA. 
Dosti toh dosti hee rahe 
gaya tha, ek samay TAK; 
college ki last year ki fest ke 
din mein, woh badal gayi ACHANAK. 
Hum dono hee dil ke andar kahete 
rahein khud se, ki, 'Pehle aap, pehle AAP'; 
phir uski shaadi ke liye accha 
rishta dikhne laage uski BAAP. 
Ussi fest ke din 
woh laag rahi thi 
bahut PARESAAN; 
gusse mein laal hoke aakhir usne 
pooch hee liya, 'Do you love me ?' aur 
mera kaam kar diya kitna AASAAN. 
Humne phir bhi socha ki aur 
dete hain usko GUSSA; 
humne bola, 'Pyar toh hain, par kya 
hum kar sakte hain tum pe BHAROSA'. 
Phir ek kaune mein le jaake, usne 
maara humko ek chaata, phir de 
diya ek lambi si hothon ki CHUMMI; 
uske baad, ish Pawan ki dharampatni 
baani Pamela, jisko hum pyar se 
bulaate hain, PAMMI."- Arindam Sain