Thursday, July 30, 2020

TERRORISM OF PAKISTAN IS UNDER CONTROL, NOW IT IS TIME TO DESTROY ALL BIOWEAPON LABORATORIES IN CHINA AND NORTH KOREA NATION !!!

"As per several intelligence sources, China 
and Pakistan are making a secret deal to 
manufacture another BIOWEAPON; 
slowly and silently, many powerful nations of 
the world are yet to understand that in a 
different style, the 'Third World War' is ON. 
Pakistan is now planning to 
dig its own GRAVEYARD; 
to conquer Islamabad, the Indian Armed 
Forces are always ready to march FORWARD. 
Nepalese of Nepal must think thrice 
before going for any ATTACK; 
as the people of Bihar and Uttar Pradesh know 
very well about how to COUNTERATTACK. 
In South China Sea, India must join hands 
with USA and Vietnam to start 
a joint naval OPERATION; 
terrorism of Pakistan is under control, now it 
is time to destroy all bioweapon laboratories in 
China and North Korea NATION."- Arindam Sain

EKDIN HOLO BESH KOUTUHOL, JE KE EI NAARI !!!

"Sakaal e amaar dikey taakiye 
roj 'Ka Ka' korto ekti KAAK; 
roj thik praaye teen te r dikey amaar ghum 
jeto bhengey jehetu prakriti dito DAAK. 
Bathroom taa 
baari r BAAIRE; 
jhijhi pokaa r daak suni, aar suni paayer nupur er 
shabdo, ke jano okhaane apon mon e GHORE. 
Ekdin holo besh 
koutuhol, je ke ei NAARI; 
dekhi seyi gaach er goraa e, harkin niye 
dariyeche se, paran e saada SAREE. 
Se taar ki chokh er chahoni maairi, jano 
ei bujhi amaar rakto chusey KHAABE; 
se bibhatso mukhchokh dekhley 
je keyu bhoy peye JAABE. 
Meye taake ami chini 
besh bhalo KORE; 
daaini apobaad diye, ei graam er ee aadivasi 
raa ekti gaach e jhuliye diyechilo TAARE. 
Kintu seyi gaach toh ager maash e, 
graam er lok e raa diyechilo KETE; 
kintu ami seyi gaach taa ki kore 
abaar dekhte pacchi BOTE. 
Dekhi oi gaach tala e, ekta chotto meye, 
'Maa, khidey peyeche, khete dibini' bolche, 
ei chotto meye ke o toh ami CHINI; 
aamader mahakuma r ee 
ekti anaath ashram e 
royechey boleyi JAANI. 
Asoley aajker ei 
bidhaba bhooth ee kintu 
chilo amaar baalyo BANDHU; 
o nichu jaat er meye boley, 
okey ei samaaj hotey 
dayeni amaar BADHU. 
Biye holo 
seshmesh ek 
maataal er SANGEY; 
praaye roj ee maarto okey, emon ki 'Asha' 
karmi der ke o bolte sunechi, je ciggarette er 
chyaka r daag o royechey or ANGEY. 
Maataal taa toh madh 
kheye kheyei MORLO; 
aar meye aar bou ke jano 
jyanto laash baaniye GALO. 
Morey giye o, ei meyeta byata 
ekhano amaake BHALOBASHE; 
or meye taa ke ami 
dattak nilaam ABOSESHE."- Arindam Sain

DON'T GET TOO EXCITED OR OVERJOYED AFTER SEEING DISCOUNTS AS THESE ARE THE REAL BUSINESS TALES !!!

"In the partial 
lockdown PHASES; 
the online ordering of foods 
have increased in so many CASES. 
In the online apps, you may get 
attracted by seeing so many DISCOUNTS; 
but, is the price of foods in the apps tallying 
with the restaurant menu card price AMOUNTS. 
For example, say if the price of a food item is 
Rs. 60/-, then in the apps it will show Rs. 100/-; 
with 20% discount and Rs. 20/- as a delivery 
charge, so, you are going to pay Rs. 100. 
In that Rs. 40/- extra PROFIT; 
the apps firm takes Rs. 30/-, that's IT. 
The restaurant owner also makes a tie-up with 
these apps, as he/she gets more profit 
with increased quantity of SALES; 
so, don't get too excited or overjoyed after 
seeing discounts as these are the real 
business TALES."- Arindam Sain

KANO PRASHASAN EBONG POLICE LOCKDOWN E GHAR E THAAKTE BOLCHE, DAYA KORE BUJHUN TAAR GURUTTWO !!!

"Acho ki BHALO; 
neyi je AALO; 
rangeen jeevan hoyechey saada KAALO. 
Swasthya r naam e 
cholchey LOOTPAAT; 
bhaango ei udaasinota o 
durniti r louha KAPAAT; 
neyi porjaapto bichaana, 
taai jete hocche SHASHANGHAT. 
Charidikey ee jano AATANKA; 
baro ee jotil ei rajneeti aar vote bank er AANKA. 
Jodi hoy 
SANKRAMAN; 
tahole ee kintu haaspaatal katripakkho 
korbe apnaar bank balance e AAKRAMAN. 
Thaakun ghar e, thaakun surakkhito, 
thaakun sushtha, bojaaye 
raakhun samaajik DURATTWO; 
kano Prashashan ebong Police 
lockdown e ghar e thaakte bolche, daya 
kore bujhun taar GURUTTWO."- Arindam Sain

OYSTER AND OCTOPUS !!!

"OYSTER: 'Humans are of the 
opinion that if they eat OYSTERS; 
then the nutrients of that 
food acts as power BOOSTERS. 
Our species are of so many 
varieties, so many types of 
flavours, but humans prefer 
to eat us RAW; 
the greed factor among humans to 
reproduce us on a large scale invited 
several virus attacks on us, though, 
some nations have imposed a strict LAW.'

OCTOPUS: 'As we have three hearts 
and nine brains, humans are JEALOUS; 
our blood is blue and can secrete out venom 
when any shark or human comes near US. 
In some nations, humans 
eat us with spicy sauce 
after burning us LIVE; 
every year, after swallowing by 
not chewing us properly, many 
humans failed to remain ALIVE.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMI AMAAR KAAJ NIYEYI EKDUM FURFUREY MEJAAJ E THAAKI !!!

"Aar tamon oi chaa er dokaan e 
hoyna jomiye adda, sabaai ekhan 
je jaar kaaj niye BYAASTO; 
aami dinbhar 'Toto' chaalai, onekdin por 
didi r baaritey gelaam rakhi portey, jomiye 
khelaam bhaath, daal, beguni, aloo POSTO. 
Pet e ekta paathar hobaar por thekeyi 
aami aajkaal khaai sudhu ee NIRAMISH; 
boyesh besi noy amaar kintu, 
maatro CHABBISH. 
'Toto' chaalai boley, amaar jamaibabu 
baa taar parivaar er lokjon 
ektu naak shitkoye BOIKI; 
taatey amaar boyeyi gachey, pet e kheley, 
tobeyi peeth e soy guru, taai aami amaar kaaj 
niyeyi ekdum furfurey mejaaj e THAAKI; 
kaaj er samay, paisa kamaanor jonnyo, 
mon diye kori kaaj, diyi naa kono FAAKI; 
otto bhebey ki laabh bhabisyat er katha, ekhan 
o jeevan er kato path chalaa r aachey BAAKI. 
Otto paisa o neyi je, bhebey 
bhebey maatha kharap hoye jaabe, 
je kon bank e, kato paisa RAAKHI; 
computer baa mobile ghataghati r o bishesh 
obbhyesh neyi, barong ami baaritey 
pusechi, kato rang berang er PAAKHI; 
chupi chupi sudhu apnaader keyi 
bolchi, je eedaning ekti sundari 
sabji bikreta hoyechey 
amaar priyo SAKHI; 
se amaar jeevan e asaar por, ami 
upolobdhi korechi, jano grisyakaal er 
dupur e, prakriti ke thaanda korte, 
esechey KAALBAISAKHI."- Arindam Sain

WHATEVER 'WHO' SAYS IS SO CONFUSING; SOMETIMES, WE FIND THOSE STATEMENTS SO AMUSING !!!

"Whatever 'WHO' says 
is so CONFUSING; 
sometimes, we find those 
statements so AMUSING. 
In the initial stages, 'WHO' regarded 
this virus as a weak ONE; 
then 'WHO' declared this virus as a dangerous 
virus and started to scare EVERYONE. 
Many a times, we have also seen 
that what 'WHO' declared TODAY; 
it swung by 180 degrees, 
the very next DAY. 
Therefore, whatever 'WHO' 
says nowadays, the people of 
the world are least bothered about IT; 
people are interested to know about the 
development of vaccine and any effective 
rapid testing KIT."- Arindam Sain