KISI KO BHI PASAND NAHI HAIN YEH, EKDUM BEKAAR 'SONIA SENA' !!!

'Yeh Mumbai nagariya hain KISKA; 
sirf Marathi Maanush KA ? 
Arrey, jaara neend 
se utho KAKA; 
'BSE' aur 'Bollywood' ko bachaalo, 
abhi bhi hain MAUKA. 
Yeh Mumbai toh ek 
gaaon hee RAHETA; 
aagar bahaar se ish 
Mumbai pe, koi naa AATA. 
Accha naa laagta hain tum logon ko 
'Chole Bature', 'Rajma Chaawal', 'Daab Chingri', '
'Sorshe Eelish', 'Masala Dhosa' yaa 'IDLI'; 
aisa bhaao khaate ho, 
jaise Mumbai se chota hain 
Chennai, Kolkata yaa DILLI. 
Mumbai pe aab 
nahi hain pehle 
jaisa woh HARIYAALI; 
aamir ho rahe hain jyaada aamir aur gariv 
ho rahe hain jyaada gariv, naa milta hain 
garivon ko, do waqt ke liye khaane ki THAALI. 
Girgit bann ke, mil toh gaya 
hain Mumbai ka SATTA; 
par bahut gussey mein hain aab, 
Mumbai ki aam JANATA. 
Sher toh ek hee tha, 
jisko 'Marathi Maanush' 
ne sahi PEHCHAANA; 
par unke jaane ke baad, 
kisi ko bhi pasand nahi hain yeh, 
ekdum bekaar 'Sonia SENA'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORD, 'DIGITAL'; IN PSU BANKS, IT IS STILL SO FATAL !!!

"When it comes to the word, 'DIGITAL'; 
in PSU Banks, it is still so FATAL. 
For marketing any product, the 'Unique 
Selling Point' must get the maximum FOCUS; 
if the USP is not impressive, for any 
customer, that product is just BOGUS. 
It is a crowded competition, 
anyhow, you have 
to board the BUS; 
the customers are interested in 'Utility' 
and 'Usefulness' of the product, not in 
the marketing oriented CIRCUS. 
IT infrastructure of 
PSU Banks require 
rapid MODIFICATION; 
as the financial services of PSU Banks 
are also diving into the sea of 
feasible DIVERSIFICATION."- Arindam Sain

AAGHAAT PELO OI DHEER, STHEER, BUDDHIDEEPTO MASTISKA; CHOLEY GELEN BHARATIYA RAJNEETI R 'AADHUNIK CHANAKYA' !!!

"Aaghaat pelo oi dheer, 
stheer, buddhideepto MASTISKA; 
choley gelen Bharatiya Rajneeti 
r 'Aadhunik CHANAKYA'. 
Miriti graam theke khub 
ekta dur e noy KIRNAHAR; 
onek larai er por, Paltu Daa r 
fushfush maanlen HAAR. 
Ek samay teeni chilen Vidyanagar 
College er 'Rashtra Viggyan' er ADHYAAPAK; 
pore jakhan uni rajneeti teh aasen, 
onaar janopriyota o hoy BYAPAK; 
Indira Gandhi r aamole, 
saara viswa teh saara felechilen 
teeni, etotaai daarun bhabe 
saamliyechilen Bharat er 'ARTHAMANTRAK'; 
Indira Gandhi r joggyo uttarsuri eeni ee 
chilen, kintu oi je nongra 'Gandhi rajneeti', 
taai teeni aar ekti Congress dal 
tairi korlen, hoye giye PRITHAK. 
Manmohan Singh er 
aamole o, onek rakam er 
mantrak e, onaar royechey 
onek ABODAAN; 
Atal Bihari Vajpaaye r mato ee, rajnoitik 
urddhey uthey, eenee sabaaikeyi 
bhalobaasten, onaar charitra teh 
chilo adbhut ek praanobanto PRAAN. 
Jodi Narendra Modi r biruddhey 
uni daaraten, hoyto 'Pradhan Mantri' 
r aason er larai taa hoto 
besh HADDAHADDI; 
kintu oi je abaar oi nongra 
'Gandhi Rajneeti', onaake Rashtrapati 
hobaar katha bole, Sonia Gandhi hoye 
gelen jano seyi 'Kabab mein HADDI'. 
'Afzal Guru' aar 'Ajmal Kasav' ki 
Bharat er jaamaai chilo NAAKI; 
ei deshpremik, bangabhoomi birputra 
dujon er ee faasi r aadesh diyechilen BOIKI. 
Nagpur er 'Rashtriya Swayamsevak 
Sangha' r sabha e, uni diyechilen 
durdaanto ekti BHAASHON; 
rajnoitik neta hisebe o onaar 
dakkhota o chilo daarun, uni dubaar 
jeetechilen Jangipur AASON."- Arindam Sain

BY GRILLING ONE KEY CULPRIT UNDER JUDICIAL CUSTODY ONLY, ALL INFORMATION COMES OUT AND THE CASE GETS SOLVED !!!

"BABLOO: 'Interrogation without 
taking any culprit in judicial custody 
is a different ball game ALTOGETHER; 
but any culprit tells everything 
out of fear in a judicial custody 
interrogation RATHER.'

BABOOL: 'In any criminal 
act, if so many culprits 
are INVOLVED; 
by grilling one key culprit under 
judicial custody only, all information 
comes out and the case gets SOLVED.'

BABLAA: 'It is like Sunny Deol's 
dialogue it seems, 'Summon 
after SUMMON'; 
when a media channel can collect 
so many evidences, then why such 
delay, is there politics again; oh, come ON !'

BALA: 'Don't you think that the main 
big fishes behind the crime, will try 
to finish up the key accused CULPRIT; 
protection to be provided and the key accused 
culprit must be smart enough to provide all 
information of big fishes to 'SIT'."- Arindam Sain

THERE IS NO NEED TO FEAR ABOUT THE 'JEE-NEET 2020' EXAMINATION !!!

"There is no need to fear about the 
'JEE-NEET 2020' EXAMINATION; 
even in many states, there can 
be any type of fair ELECTION. 
It has been a long fight 
against the deadly virus in 
this pandemic SITUATION; 
now it is time to strategically implement 
some measures slowly and steadily to 
improve the socio-economic CONDITION. 
All the examination invigilators 
of 'NTA' must ensure that 
there is strict and sound 'Social 
Distancing' IMPLEMENTATION; 
the students do not need to worry 
about the Chinese virus, just fight 
hard in the battlefield based on 
your subjects PREPARATION."- Arindam Sain

PEOPLE GENERALLY ASSUME THAT THEIR WORLD IS SO WONDERFUL !!!

"When you see 
any actor or ACTRESS; 
you may dream about a fantastic 
world of glamorous BUSINESS; 
but, in reality, there 
lies the real DARKNESS; 
some of them maintains a safe distance, 
but, only after getting some career SUCCESS. 
Some good people after 
entering into that industry, 
just get SHOCKED; 
when they try to yell about that dark world, 
the forceful 'Sex, Drugs and Dhokaa' therapy 
comes in, to get them mentally LOCKED. 
Those who criticize, 
after knowing EVERYTHING; 
they are ignored and 
are offered NOTHING. 
'Give and Take' and 
'Ancestral Influence' policies 
create a lobby which is very HARMFUL; 
while taking autographs of so many actors 
and actresses, people generally assume that 
their world is so WONDERFUL."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE WAITING TO TAKE THE SWEET REVENGE OF 'MUMBAI BOMB BLASTS OF 1993' FOR SEVERAL YEARS !!!

"SAUDI ARABIA: 'We cannot let 
our Dubai City to become a hub 
of anti-social ACTIVITIES; 
our cops are becoming more honest, 
and patriotism is becoming one 
of their top PRIORITIES.'

SOUTH AFRICA: 'In Africa Continent also, 
they are trying to create new centers 
of their illegal BUSINESSES; 
our cops have already gunned 
down so many anti-socials by 
now, in several CASES.'

ISRAEL: 'Pakistan is the 
No. 1 hub of TERRORISM; 
we are ready to take strict actions against 
them, despite any International CRITICISM.'

RUSSIA: 'The information 
by the Australian spies 
are absolutely RIGHT; 
China in collaboration with Pakistan is 
trying to create another bioweapon 
against which, again we have to FIGHT.'

USA: 'If we can gun down 'Osama Bin 
Laden' in Pakistan itself, who the 
hell is that kid, 'Dawood IBRAHIM'; 
our FBI and CIA have all the details of 
all Pakistani terrorists, if required, we 
can also give the same treatment to HIM.'

INDIA: 'Karachi is quite 
nearer to DUBAI; 
and from there, we know, 
who is trying to control MUMBAI. 
We are waiting to take the sweet 
revenge of 'Mumbai bomb blasts 
of 1993' for several YEARS; 
we can go for joint operations 
for secret undercover strikes, 
which he also FEARS.'"- Arindam Sain