KATOGULO PIYAAJI AAR EKTU ADAA DIYE DOODH CHAA TAIRI KORE FYALO !!!

"STREE: 'Kothay geli sab, 
aaye choi choi, aaye choi CHOI'.

SWAMI: 'Aah ! Ektu shanti teh ghumote 
debena dekhchi, karo kano eto HOICHOI.'

STREE: 'Aa maran ! 
Kumbhakarna r ghum 
bhaanglo JANO; 
seyi dupur e morla maach er tok aar 
bhaath kheye ghumiyecho, ekhan surjyo 
doobtey challo, seta ki tumi JAANO.'

SWAMI: 'O accha ! Daarao dekhi 
kothay galo abaar haansh GULO; 
oi dekho, bagaan er duto baro 
phoolkopi gulo abaar ke TULLO.'

STREE: 'Kono dikey toh 
tomaar nazar neyi thikthaak, 
tuley niyechi oi duto, jehetu 
ektu legey gechilo POKA; 
oi dekho, hatobhaga, pukur er jol e paa 
dhuye aaye, boroline laaga, bujhle, 
football kheley, haatu r paa er chaamra 
chhirey enechey tomaar aador er KHOKA.'

SWAMI: 'Aaah ! Ei boyesh ei 
toh fooball KHELBE; 
ektu aadhtu haath e 
paa e LAAGBE.'

STREE: 'Koi go ! Ekta 
haansh je kam ELO; 
oi haalka khoyeri rang er 
haansh taa abaar kothay GALO; 
dhurh chaai, 'Eveready' battery aante o bhuley 
gacho tumi, torch e jwolchena bhalo kore AALO.'

SWAMI: 'Oi toh oi haalka khoyeri rang 
er haansh, pyaak pyaak korche oi 
kharh er gaada r kaache, jaak ekta 
samasya taahole MITLO; 
eso eso, ebaar ektu aador kori, ei sab 
kaaj serey, lakkhi bou ti amaar, 
katogulo piyaaji aar ektu adaa diye 
doodh chaa tairi kore FYALO.'"- Arindam Sain

IN INDIA, THE STUDENTS ARE ALWAYS RUNNING AFTER ANY MARKSHEET NUMBER !!!

"BAABLA: 'In India, the students 
are always running after 
any Marksheet NUMBER; 
but, in western civilization, more 
weightage is given to the internship 
projects during every SUMMER. 
A student is pressurized 
to get in Mathematics, 100 
out of 100 at any COST; 
if by chance, if that student gets 90 
out of 100, then, for his parents, 
the battle has been LOST.'

BALA: 'We studied so many 
subjects, which is of no use in 
our professional world at ALL; 
whether a student is good in Science, 
Arts or Commerce, let that student 
be allowed only to take the final CALL. 
If a student fails 
to qualify in any 
competitive exam 
for just 1 MARK; 
that is not the end of the battle, just 
the beginning to come back next year 
to qualify with better marks as his brain 
has the desired SPARK.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY DONE FOR NEW JOB CREATION !!!

"HERMIT: 'There are still so many 
jobs to do, like sweeping, repair 
works and smooth DRAINAGE; 
after the lockdown, why the youths of our 
Kingdom are not getting calls from the 
respective local 'Employment EXCHANGE' ?

KING: 'Hey Minister ! Is your seat reserved 
just for time pass and RECREATION ?; 
what have you actually done 
for new job CREATION ?'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! In 
the unorganized sector, already we have 
started providing so many jobs again 
for our young GENERATIONS; 
in the organized sector, we have 
made a list of those private firms 
which did so many unnecessary 
job TERMINATIONS; 
if these private firms do not recruit new 
people, then, these private firms will surely 
face some strict legal, financial and 
administrative  RESTRICTIONS.'"- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS WEAR SHOES OF BRANDED COMPANIES ONLY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Can anyone guarantee that 
he will not slip inside the bathroom as 
he is wearing a 'Haawai CHAPPAL'; 
as we all know, that after slipping inside 
the bathroom, a learned legendary 
person was in great TROUBLE.'

BABOOL: 'A person can slip inside 
the bathroom for so many reasons, 
but, side by side, the quality of the 
shoes must never be COMPROMISED; 
always wear shoes of branded companies 
only, as the comfort level of the 'Haawai 
Chappal' of 'Fila', 'Puma', 'Adidas' and 'Reebok' 
will make you feel SURPRISED.'"- Arindam Sain

'SONIA SENA' IS TRYING TO GIVE INDIRECT PRESSURE, SO THAT THE MAIN CULPRIT GETS BAIL !!!

"'Sonia Sena' is trying 
to give indirect pressure, 
so that the main culprit gets BAIL;  
the investigators, the journalists, the lawyers 
and the common people of India are closely 
monitoring everything without FAIL. 
A portion of Kangana's 
house got DEMOLISHED; 
in the 'Saamna', the statement, 
'ukhad diyaa' got PUBLISHED. 
A reporter of 'Republic TV' 
got arrested without any REASON; 
because the main culprit who knows all the 
other culprits is inside the judicial PRISON. 
When any suspect 
starts to press 
the 'Panic' BUTTON; 
the investigators understand that 
they are on the right track to reveal 
the truth and the game is really ON. 
After the mysterious deaths of 'Disha' 
and 'Sushant', the 'Mumbai' city has 
lost its brand image and GLORY; 
the transformation of 
'Shiv Sena' to 'Sonia Sena' 
is really a shameful STORY. 
Anti-socials and hooligans 
of 'Sonia Sena' are so VIOLENT; 
and some lambs of Bollywood have always 
been cowards, so they are absolutely SILENT. 
To the 'Sonia Sena', 
the Mumbaikars 
must bid GOODBYE; 
otherwise, down the line, 
God save 'Maharashtrian 
culture' and 'MUMBAI.'"- Arindam Sain

THE CONCEPT OF 'SCALE-I' BRANCH TO BE WIPED OUT COMPLETELY, EVEN IN REMOTE RURAL AREAS !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'There should not be 
any branch of the seller Bank, if there is 
another branch of the buyer Bank 
within 2 kilometres RADIUS; 
a 'Scale-I' officer caanot be given the 
charge of a Branch Manager and the 
concept of 'Scale-I' branch to be wiped out 
completely, even in remote rural AREAS.' 

ROYAL CONSULTANT: 'Let 'n' be a variable 
whose value is always at least '2', therefore, the 
(n+1): n: (n-1) ratio to be followed for 
Officers: Clerks: Substaffs DEPLOYMENT; 
all Scale -IV branches must have its own 
cheque clearing hub and all Scale-V branches 
to have an attached currency chest with a strict 
security system MANAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

THE INVESTIGATION IS NOT OVER YET; BIG FISHES ARE STILL TO BE CAUGHT IN THE NET !!!

"The investigation is not over YET; 
big fishes are still to be caught in the NET. 
It is just the tip of the iceberg, divers 
to go deeper into different SEABEDS; 
to supress so much information, there 
may have been several BLOODSHEDS. 
Spread out the hot and beautiful 
girls as secret spies just like any 
'Bond Girl' to do their WORK; 
create the traps and loopholes quite 
effectively to catch at least one big fish 
of the underworld NETWORK. 
Majority of 'Drugs Mafia' 
have underworld CONNECTIONS; 
culprits can be easily arrested if the cops 
can capture the JUNCTIONS."- Arindam Sain