JEEVAN SUDHU NANA RANG ER EE NOY, NANA SWAAD ER O HOY, KAKHANO TOK, KAKHANO BAA JHAAL, KAKHANO MISTI, KAKHANO BAA NONTAA !!!

"VIDYARTHI: 'Hey Devi, kichu toh ekta 

aashirvaad diyechen aapni amaare, 

taa ami korte paari UPOLOBDHI; 

noiley ki kore, 

kato ki ee naa likhey 

fellum ami aaj OBDI. 

Lok e bole, je Saraswati Devi r 

pujaari hole naaki, Lakshmi Devi 

ditey chaan naa kono AASHIRBAAD; 

aajker din e naaki ei pratiyogita mulak 

duniya e, lakshmi laabh naa holey 

naaki, pooro jeevan taa ee BARBAAD.'

SARASWATI DEVI: 'Vyatsa ! Tumi je 

nijey oi 'Saraswati Panchaali' boi taa 

pore, korte amaar pujo, taateyi ami 

hoyechilaam besh PRASANNO; 

taai aami aashirvaad diyechilaam 

jaate tomaar kono kirti 

baa abodaan jano hoye othey 

anobadyo ebong ektu BHINNO. 

Sudhu nijer kartabya paalan 

ebong mon diye kaaj kore 

jaao, oi lakkhi laabh niye 

korona beshi CHINTAA; 

jeevan sudhu nana rang er ee noy, 

nana swaad er o hoy, kakhano tok, 

kakhano baa jhaal, kakhano misti, 

kakhano baa NONTAA.'"- Arindam Sain

EELISH BHAAPA TAA DAARUN, AAR SHORSE TEL ER SE KI JHAANJH, CHOKH E AMAAR JAL, KINTU AASOLE, PACCHE NA KINTU KONO KANNA !!!

"BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Jakhan ee khet 

theke chaash kore fero, tomaake 

dekhte laage jano ekta KHYAPAA; 

ki ghemeyi naa gacho tumi, jaao 

pukur ghaat e giye, gaa taa dhuye eso, 

aami aaj redhechi eelish BHAAPA.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Hotath tui 

eelish maach taa peli 

kotha theke SUNI; 

emni teyi eto khorcha bereche, Mahajan 

Manipal ke abaar kaal kichu sudh er taaka 

ditey hobe, ei raasta e dekha holo EKKHUNI.'

BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Dujon 'ASHA' karmi 

hetey jacchilo raasta diye aar nijeder 

moddhe korchilo BOLABOLI; 

katogulo trawler naaki eseche 

steamer ghat e, jaate royeche 

prochur eelish maach KHAALI. 

Pramila r bor toh haat e maach bikri 

kore, okey bollam, ekta eelish 

amaar jonnyo alaada RAAKHTE; 

jato ee daam hok naa kano, 

osweekar kore toh laabh neyi, je 

eelish maach besh daarun laage KHETE. 

Maach taa Pramila ee 

diye galo baari teh ESE; 

amaar chottobela r bondhu Pramila, 

amaake ekhano se katto BHALOBAASE.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Hmm, 

sab ee toh BUJHLAAM; 

taah nilo 

kato DAAM ?'

BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Ojon 

chilo ek kilo DUSO; 

daam nilo 

maatro BAAROSO.'

BAATI BANALATA: 'Bujhle Baba, 

tomaar bangaal bou kintu 

daarun kore RANNA; 

eelish bhaapa taa daarun, aar shorshe 

tel er se ki jhaanjh, chokh e amaar jal, 

kintu asole, pacche na kintu kono KANNA.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Eelish obdi thik 

ache, kintu tor maa ke, ami konodin 

sutki maach shukote diyini RODEY; 

tuk kore pukur e kota 

doob diye, aami aaschi 

daara ektu BAADEY.'"- Arindam Sain

SESH HOTE JAAYE 1427 SAN ER 'BHAADRO'; AAR SEYIDIN AAPNI SUNBEN SEYI BYAAKTI R KANTHASWAR, JAAR NAAM 'BIRENDRAKRISHNA BHADRO' !!!

"Naa naa, eta ekdum sattyi 

boiki, noy kono GUJAB; 

'Biswakarma Pujo' r din ee poreche 

'Mahalaya', 2020 saal sattyi ee besh AJAB. '

'Durga Pujo' hobe, 

'Mahalaya' r din theke 

praaye ek maash PORE; 

Police ebong prashashan er maatha 

byatha, je ei 'Corona kaal' e, pandal e, 

pandal e, bheerh samlaano jaabe ki KORE ! 

Sesh hote 

jaaye 1427 san 

er 'BHAADRO'; 

aar seyidin aapni sunben seyi 

byaakti r kanthaswar, jaar 

naam 'Birendrakrishna BHADRO'. 

Bhorh belaa e, 

shunun o dekhun 

'Mahalaya' r ANUSTHAAN; 

taarpor toh ektu belaa holeyi, 

'Bho katta' katha taa shona jaabe, 

jakhan ee porbe oi maanja suto e TAAN. 

Ei bishaakto 'BeeshBeesh' e, 

biswajurey hoyechey 

kato ee naa MARAN; 

tobe jaara gelo bechey, taader 

kintu ei 2020 saal taa chirokaal 

thaakbe SMARAN."- Arindam Sain

JEKONO PARIKKHA KATHIN NAA HOLE, PARIKKHARTHI DER SATHIK MULYAAYON KORA JAAYENA !!!

"KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Orrey AMBAR; 

peli kato NOMBAR; 

tor baba toh bollo je tui naaki 

phal korechish DURDAANTO; 

kintu tor mukh e naai haasi, 

laagche kano toke eto KLAANTO.'

BHAIPO AMBAR: 'Ki aar boli kaaku, 

sabai je dekhchi mahapandit, 

keyu aar neyi ko goru, GAADHA; 

adou parikkha r khaatagulo 

dekha hoyeche kina, seta ee 

amaar kachey ekhan ekta DNHAADHA. 

Sudhu ami noy, durdaanto phal 

korechey praaye sabaai, otaa ee 

toh ekhan chinta r KAARON; 

bhalo kono college e 

bhorti hobaar prokriya 

jano ekhan ekti MAHARANN.'

KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Ami jakhan uccha 

madhyamik e, 60% number pelum, 

tor baba peeth chaaprey bolechilo, 

'Daarun result korechish DIBAKAR'; 

amader school e, toke aar amaake niye maatro 

5 jon ee 60% er opor number peyechey', tarpor 

toh kichu bachor por, tor baba aar ami 

dujoneyi hoye gelaam sarkaari CHAAKAR. 

Je kono parikkha kathin naa 

hole, parikhaarthi der sathik 

mulyaayon kora JAAYENA; 

tarpor sarba bharatiya khetrey onekeyi 

onek pratiyogita mulak parikkha e 

kichu ee korte PAARENA.'"- Arindam Sain

 

TMC IS NOW TOO DESPERATE TO PROVIDE ANY TYPE OF HELP TO HINDU BRAHMIN PRIESTS AND HINDI SPEAKING PEOPLE !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Out of 30 Muslim 
voters, 10 Muslims are voting for BJP and 
they belong to our next GENERATION; 
10 Muslims are voting for TMC and another 
10 Muslims are voting for 'INC-CPI(M)' alliance 
as they demand for more job CREATION. 
Out of 10 non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, 
4 voters will be voting for BJP and 45% of 60 
Hindu voters will be voting for BJP, so, out 
of 100, BJP is scoring 41, as per our 
research based mathematical CALCULATION; 
TMC is already getting 5 votes from 10 
non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, but, 
the Hindu vote bank of TMC will reduce from 
50% to 35%, so, TMC will score a total of 36 
out of 100 as per our scientific PREDICTION.' 

ROYAL POLITICAL ANALYST: 'INC may do 
well in North Bangabhoomi due to a change 
in Bangabhoomi INC LEADERSHIP; 
but, still, both BJP and TMC 
will be gaining a lot again 
due to 'INC-CPI(M) PARTNERSHIP. 
TMC has smelled it that their 
Hindu vote bank is decreasing 
due to the boomerang effect 
of their own strategy of 
religion based POLARISATION; 
hence, TMC is now too desperate to provide 
any type of help to Hindu Brahmin priests 
and Hindi speaking people by giving them 
some allowances and benefits as 
a prize of CONSOLATION.'"- Arindam Sain

MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT IN AND AROUND ANTARCTICA; THERE ARE MAN-EATER WHALES, KNOWN AS 'ORCA' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Congratulations to all of us 
for our timely response to the disaster 
and efficient team MANAGEMENT; 
we are feeling proud that we have such 
a courageous and cooperative teammates 
in this risky and dangerous ENVIRONMENT. 
How we really failed to track that 
iceberg, we are still so SURPRISED; 
thank God, that we are all still alive and 
safe, even though, the ship has CAPSIZED.'

BABOOL: 'Gentleman ! our life boats are 
nearing the 'Heard and McDonald ISLAND'; 
it is quite far away from 'Bharati Research 
Station' and Australia MAINLAND. 
The weather condition 
of this region is quite 
windy and CHILLY; 
the killer whales are chasing our 
life boats, don't use harpoons now, 
just stay calm, don't be SILLY.' 

BABLA: 'We must keep throwing the fishes 
kept in our fishing boxes, towards the 
whales for the time being, as we will 
be reaching the island very SOON; 
oh ! no ! look what is happening 
in the other life boat, they have 
already killed one whale 
with the HARPOON. 
If we try to prove that we, the 
humans are so COURAGEOUS; 
then those killer whales will try to 
prove that they are more FEROCIOUS.'

BALA: 'Yahoo ! The Captain of 
that Australian Ship nearby, 
have noticed our fire FLAMES; 
the Australian Ship is sailing towards us, what 
a good luck, otherwise, we could have all died 
in this 'Humans Vs Whales' hunting GAMES. 
Many people don't know that 
in and around ANTARCTICA; 
there are man-eater whales, 
known as 'ORCA'."- Arindam Sain

EELISH MAACH EBONG GOLAAP PHOOL E THAAKE KAANTA, OTHOCHO DUTO EE KI DAARUN !!!

"Eelish maach ebong 
golaap phool e thaake kaanta, 
othocho duto ee ki DAARUN; 
thik temni, ami ektu khitkhitey 
boiki, kintu amaar charitra kintu 
oti uttam, naam amaar, 'ARUN'; 
ek saptaaho hoye gelo, oi prem patra 
taa diyechi apnaake, ebaar toh amaar 
bhalobasha r prastaab taa grahan KORUN. 
Apnaar ki onyo kono 
naam ache naaki, naaki 
apnaar bhalo naam 
ee holo 'SUCHITRA'; 
ki korbo bolun, aapni eto sundari, 
je jato ee dekhi apnaake, tato ee 
ei hridmajhaare berey jaaye apnaar 
proti ei sahaj saral bhalobasha r MAATRA; 
jaani naa konta thik, baa konta 
bethik, jaani naa kothay, kobe, 
kibhaabe ei path sesh hobe, tobu 
shuru korte chaai ei bhalobasha r YATRA. 
Hoyto apnaar proti 
bhalobasha jonmaato na, 
jodi naa hoto oidin oi 
hostel e eto UTPAAT; 
ki aar korbo bolun, 'Ebaar Kali tomaay 
khaabo' gaan korte korte, ajaanteyi 
kakhan ei hriday hoye gache 
apnaar prem e KUPOKAAT; 
sudhu muchki hesey, cheye ee roilen dekhchi, 
mukh e kichu bollen naa kintu, surjyasto 
hocche, asha kori kaal ee hobe amader prem 
er yatra r pratham SUPRAVAAT."- Arindam Sain