PALASHI R YUDDHO R JONNYO BIKKHYAATO CHILO JE MURSHIDABAD; SEYI JAAYEGA TEYI ROYECHE JONGI RAA, JAARA CHHORAATE CHAAYE AATANKABAAD !!!

"Palashi r yuddho r jonnyo 

bikkhyaato chilo je MURSHIDABAD; 

seyi jaayega teyi royechey jongi raa, 

jaara chhoraate chaaye AATANKABAAD. 

Je thaala e khaaye, 

era seyi thaala 

teyi kore CHHEDH; 

Saudi Arab e toh deshodrohi 

ebong aatankabaadi der kore 

daaye prokashye MUNDOCHHEDH. 

Eisab jongi gulo ei 

Bangabhoomi teyi ki kore 

pacchey eto lukiye thaaka r SUJOG; 

kothao jano sadharan maanush er 

mon e jaagche sandeho je etey royeche 

kono 'Vote Bank' rajneeti r JOG. 

Bangabhoomi ee ekmaatro rajya, 

jekhaane Rohingya gulo luteyputey 

khacche aar korche AARAAM; 

'Vote Bank' er rajneeti eto taai andho, je, 

kono nazardaari ee neyi, je eder moddhe 

keyu keyu hoye jacche kina NAMAKHARAAM. 

Bardhaman, Birbhum, Murshidabad, 

Malda, Nadia, Purba Medinipur 

ebong duto 24 Pargana teyi 

shuru hok chiruni TALLASHI; 

eta bhabhben naa, je jongi raa sudhu jelaa gulo 

teyi ache, Kolkata sahar e o ghaapti merey 

thaakte paare, taai aaro sakriyo hok Kolkata 

Police ebong KOLKATABAASI."- Arindam Sain 

GOOD MUSIC WITH GOOD FOOD; AWESOME AMBIENCE AND LIFE IS SO GOOD !!!

"KING: 'Good music with good FOOD; 

awesome ambience and life is so GOOD. 

The hospitality of the people of this 

tribal village is so GRACIOUS; 

even the food items cooked by 

the tribal villagers are so DELICIOUS.'

TRIBAL LEADER: 'Your Highness ! 

Thanks a lot to you for your 

royal APPRECIATION; 

it is a very happy moment 

for us to have you in the festival 

organized by the Tribal ASSOCIATION. 

Generally, we eat foods while listening to 

any good music as it helps a lot 

in good digestion while 

refreshing our MIND; 

our tribal villagers loves to 

cook foods and then share those 

foods with poor hungry people, really, 

they are so helpful and KIND.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI IS NOW BECOMING A SAFE HIDING PLACE FOR TERRORISTS INDEED; WHEN SO MANY BOMB BLASTS TOOK PLACE IN BANGABHOOMI, HOW COME THE COPS DIDN'T GET ANY LEAD !!!

"Bangabhoomi is now 

becoming a safe hiding 

place for terrorists INDEED; 

when so many bomb blasts 

took place in Bangabhoomi, how 

come the cops didn't get any LEAD ? 

Politics with the fire of polarization 

made the Bangabhoomi administration 

too callous, complacent and also quite WEAK; 

young people of Bangabhoomi are going to 

other states, as the rate of unemployment 

in Bangabhoomi is at present at its PEAK. 

'NIA' and 'RAW' must investigate in 

details to find out the hidden CHAINS; 

the masterminds to be tracked, those 

who are constantly poisoning the BRAINS. 

Once upon a time, Andhra Pradesh 

state administration used to get 

criticized, but, 'Old Hyderabad' is 

now under strict VIGILANCE; 

so, the terrorist groups are 

trying to shift their base to 

Kerala, but, quite strong is our 

Indian Government's SURVEILLANCE. 

Those who are found to be 

terrorists with proper evidences 

and witnesses to be removed 

from this PLANET; 

'Cyber Crime Intelligence Department' 

(CCID) to monitor all suspicious 

social networking site accounts 

in the INTERNET."- Arindam Sain

SAB MILKE KHAAYENGE 'MATTAR PANEER' AUR 'PARK PINEAPPLE PULAAO' !!!

"BAWARCHI: 'Achaanak ish lockdown ke maahol 

mein, aap ish bunglow mein aa gaye HUZOOR; 

filhaal khaaiye kuch seb, 

angoor aur KHAJOOR. 

Soch raha hoon ki aap ke liye 

dopahar ka khaana, kya baanaaye KHAASH; 

rasoi ghar mein hain kuch basmati 

chaawal, mattar, paneer, aur ek ANANAAS.'

ZAMINDAR: 'Kuch bhi badiya 

banaao, bhai, tum ho mere 

ekdum khaash BAWARCHI; 

ush ananaas ko basmati chaawal 

mein mila do, aur mattar ko paneer 

mein, par mat doh jyaada MIRCHI. 

Hamaare ish 'Deer Park' ke do vann 

adhikaari ko bhi aaj khaane mein BULAAO; 

sab mil ke khaayenge 'Mattar Paneer' 

aur 'Park Pineapple PULAAO.'"- Arindam Sain

KAAJU NAARKOL POSTO BONMURGI KOSHAA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ki nisthabdo jungle re 

bhai, sudhu kotaa paakhi r daak 

suntey pacchi, aar maajhemoddhe 

dekey uthchey kichu baandor, kichu BYAANG; 

oi dyaakh, oi jolashoy r paashe ek aadivasi r 

saathe Babool katha bolche, eibaar dekhchi 

edikeyi egiye aasche, haath e duto kaalo 

murgi jaader shoru shoru THYAANG.'

BABOOL: 'Duto bonmurgi peyechi re, 

ei 'Bhiku Birbangshi' korbe ranna, oder 

baariteyi chilo posto, aar haat theke 

kiney niye esechey NAARKOL; 

ei Baabla, ekta kaaju badaam er 

packet ami enechi, baar korto 

oi packet taa, amaar bag er 

pratham chain taa KHOL.'

BAABLA: 'Ei ne kaaju badaam er 

packet, asoley ki ranna korte chaichish 

bolto, eto hotel thaakte, hotath 'Sonajhuri' r 

jungle er bhetoreyi toraa hoye porli BYAASTO; 

tobe mon bolchey, je ei 'Bonbhojon' 

taa besh daarun hobe boiki, sunechi 

naaki besh daarun khetey Birbhum, 

Bankura baa Purulia r knhaati POSTO.'

BALA: 'Ei Babool, kaaju badaam gulo ke 

bhenge bhenge choto kar, Babloo tui narkol 

gulo ke chotto chotto kore bhaang, ei Bhiku, 

kono tel noy, ei gaaowa ghee diye ee ranna 

taa hobe, stove e ebaar, karrha taa BOSAA; 

koyekta curry paata, bonmurgi r maangsho, 

kucho sobuj kaancha lanka, piyaz, adaa, rosun, 

posto baata, kaaju badaam er tukro aar narkol 

kuchi, baash, tarpor ei tairi hoye jaabe 'Kaaju 

Narkol Posto Bonmurgi KOSHAA.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMAADER BAARI TE EKBAAR ESECHILO 'BISWANATHAN BALAJI' !!!

"Aamaader baari te ekbaar 

esechilo 'Biswanathan BALAJI'; 

kintu aamra ki aar jaantum je or haansh er 

deem aar maangsho teh chilo ALLERGY. 

Dakhhin Bharat er chele, 

amaader college ei pore, 

chaatro hisebe khub ee MEDHAABI; 

saat e, paanch e thaakena, porashona, 

adda, gaan baajna aar kheladhula niyei

thaake, neyi kono BAANDHABI. 

Or baari kintu Tirupati r 

kaache, ekti chotto graam e, 

oraa holo TAMIL; 

kintu Bangla bhaasha taa besh misti 

koreyi boley dekhi, Kolkata r boichitromoy 

sanskriti r moddhey hoye gache se SAAMIL. 

Bangabhoomi r graam se aagey khub ekta 

dekheni, kintu Tamil Nadu r graam er 

saathe naaki se pacchilo khub ee MIL; 

rajhaansh o haansh chorey beracche, ekta 

duto paankouri o dekha jacche, or khub bhalo 

legechey amader graam er ekta ee baro JHEEL. 

Taar khub shaukh holo, je se 

snaan korbe, oi jheel er jal e TEYI; 

poriskaar jal bole, graam er onekeyi 

okhaane snaan kore EMNITEYI. 

Haansh er maangsho naaki 

se konodin ee KHAAYENI; 

aamader baariteyi praaye onekgulo ee 

haansh royeche, taai hoyni tamon HOYRAANI. 

Sakaal e haansh er deem er bhajha khelo 

se, chaa er saathe, dupur e khelo haansh 

er maangsho besh JOMIYE; 

thik aadh ghanta pore, se ki swaash kasto, 

se ki haaphani, bichaana e ekkebaare suyiye 

ee dilo taake, dilo taake ekdum DOMIYE. 

Baidyanath Baddyi ese bollen, 

je, haansh er deem o maangsho 

ekdum khaowaa JAABENA; 

gaaye fushkuri o beriyechey, jehetu allergy, 

taai haansh je pukur e chorey beraabe, seyi 

pukur e snaan korte MAANA."- Arindam Sain

MANTRA R DWAARA, SATHIK BHAABE SHUBHO SHAKTI R AARADHANA KORLE, TOBEYI TOH ASUBHO SHAKTI R BINAASH HOY !!!

"PARVATI: 'Bhaabchi, ei 

2020 saal e, jaabo 

kina MARTYE; 

amaake dekhbaar jonnyo bhakto raa pandal 

e, pandal e, bheerh korleyi toh, 'Corona' asur 

peye jaabe sujog oder opor aakraman KORTE.'

PASHUPATINATH: 'Balo ki he, 

tomaake pujo korbaar tore, 

saara bachor opekkha e 

thaake ei Bangaali JAATI; 

jato ee praakritik durjog hok naa 

kano, jato ee thaakuk dukkho baa 

ashaanti, tomaar pujo e, ei bangasantaan 

e raa konodin ee raakhbena kono KHAAMTI. 

Tumi martye gele, 

tobeyi toh oi 'Corona' 

asur paabe khub BHOY; 

mantra r dwaara, sathik bhaabe 

subho shakti r aaradhana korle, 

tobeyi toh asubho shakti r binaash HOY.'

PARVATI: 'Jaai tobe, ei 2020 saal er 

Mahalaya r din e, aami Lakkhi, 

Saraswati, Ganesh aar Kartik ke 

niye ektu martye ghure AASI; 

tobe amaar asol pujo toh aaro 

ek maash deri, taai asbo ami firey 

er maajhe ekbaar, asoley, ami je 

tomaake khub ee BHALOBAASI.'"- Arindam Sain