EKTA KATHA MON E RAAKHBEN SHANIBAAR ER BYAPAR E, 'JORH E BANDHO, BIJORH E KHOLA', AAR ACCOUNT ER BYAPAR E, 'NEYI AADHAAR TOH AANDHAAR, AADHAAR THAAKLE, TOBEYI JWOLBE BAATI' !!!

"BAABLA: 'Aager Shanibaar elum 

kasto kore, haath e ektu samay niye, 

taah moshaai apnaader bank er 

dorjaa e,  jhulchilo TAALA; 

amaader sanstha r maalik bolechey je 

aar nagad taaka debe naa haath e, 

maasik maaine ebaar theke dhukbe 

bank account e, se aar ek JHAAMELA. 

Taai ei apnaader bank ei, 

jato taratari sambhav 

amaar naam e, ekti bank 

account khuley ditey HOBE; 

amaar toh abaar AADHAAR Card 

kora neyi, kintu apnaader bank er 

daftary bollo je, account khultey gele, 

AADHAAR Card abosyoi LAAGBE.'

BALA: 'Maanlaam je aapni din majuri 

baa mistri r kaaj koren, taah boley 

apni ekhano AADHAAR Card koraanni, 

apni toh moshaai aar kodin poreyi 

hoye jaaben biral PROJAATI; 

ekta katha mon e raakhben Shanibaar er 

byapar e, 'jorh e bandho, bijorh e khola', 

aar account er byapar e, 'neyi AADHAAR, 

toh aandhaar, AADHAAR thaakle, 

tobeyi jwolbe BAATI.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI BHOJANALAY !!!

"HERMIT: 'In 'Public Distribution 

System', there is still 

so much CORRUPTION; 

that is the reason why, in front of several 

Ration Shops, one can easily spot any 

frequent agitation and DISRUPTION. 

Instead of providing rice, 

wheat, sugar and pulses to 

the people, if we can provide 

cooked food at a much cheaper PRICE; 

I think that will not only prevent wastage 

of foodgrains but also will feed daily to the 

poor people, the good cooked food which 

is healthy, delicious, nutritious and NICE.'

KING: 'Good suggestion indeed ! 

Mahamantri, make a notification to 

all the Block Level Officers that from the 

first day of the next month, in each and 

every ward of our Kingdom, there should be 

a 'Bangabhoomi Bhojanalay' food STALL; 

here, in the 'Bangabhoomi Thaali' meal system, 

there will be boiled rice, mixture of moog and 

masoor dal, a vegetable curry, a boiled egg, a rui 

fish fry piece and a small bowl of Misti doi at a 

subsidized fixed thaali price of Rs. 30/- only 

which is open for ALL.'"- Arindam Sain

MILI R BOYESH TOH SAB E HOLO KURI; ER EE MODDHE OR BIYE DEOWAAR KI DORKAAR, OR THAKUMA O TOH HOYNI TAMON BURI !!!

"MOROG MUNNA: 'Ki re Mangla, 

ki korchish tui, kwauk, 

kwauk, kwauk, KWAUK; 

chele r maa baba prashongsha 

koreche, je, amader Mili r ache 

khub ee forsaa aar sundar TWAK. 

Uuh, takhan theke khaali koreyi 

jacchish haamba, HAAMBA; 

bujhli Mangla, Mili ke je chele ta 

dekhte eseche, se kintu bhalo ee LAMBA.'

MANGLA GAAI: 'Mili r boyesh toh 

sab e holo KURI; 

er ee moddheyi or biye deowaar ki dorkaar, 

or thakuma o toh hoyni tamon BURI. 

Tor kwakar kau suney 

ekhano Mili r ghum bhaangey, 

amaake niye maath e JAAYE; 

Mili amader dujon ke khub ee bhalobaase, 

o chole gele, amader ke, ke aar aador korbe, 

or bon, Titli toh pooro or ulto, dustu BEJAAYE.'

MOROG MUNNA: 'Kono khabor 

ki aar RAAKHISH; 

saradin toh naa jaani kon rupkatha r 

galpo bhaabte bhaabte jaabor KAATISH. 

Mili jakhan khusi esey 

amader saathe dekhaa korte 

paarbe, kaaron amader paash er 

graam ei oi chele taar BAARI; 

2021 e vote aasche bole, kota shikkhak jaa hok 

kore niyog koreche, chele ta peyeche primary 

school e chaakri, taai or maa baba ekhan or biye 

diye ditey chaaye TARATARI.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIAN RAILWAYS IS PLANNING TO TRANSFORM ALL STATIONS LIKE THE METRO RAILWAY STATIONS WITH MODERN FACILITIES !!!

"DAILY PASSENGER: 'When will 

the local trains will 

start its full OPERATION; 

many people don't know that Railway 

platforms are also the platforms for 

new unorganized income GENERATION. 

Many daily passengers like me, in this 

lockdown phase, have kept so much 

money in their 'UTS' app WALLET; 

at least, Indian Railways must increase the 

cashback amount for this amount of money 

as we are not going to get any bank INTEREST.'

STATION MASTER: 'Due to this lockdown, 

many hawkers in our platforms 

as well as Indian Railways have 

incurred a huge LOSS; 

whether to fully operate the local trains 

throughout the nation is still a very difficult 

decision to take, as Corona Virus is still 

ruining our life like a worst cruel BOSS.  

But, in the coming days, Indian Railways 

is planning to transform all stations like the 

metro rail stations with modern FACILITIES; 

even in online ticketing system, 

upgradation will be done in different 

forms and VARIETIES.'"- Arindam Sain

THE KIDS OF CELEBRITY PERSONS ARE NOW FOUND TO BE DRUGS ADDICTED !!!

"BABLOO: 'The kids of celebrity 

persons are now found to 

be drugs ADDICTED; 

NCB is going in the right 

direction as there is really a high profile 

drugs racket, as everyone rightly PREDICTED.'

BABOOL: 'But, don't you think that some 

film producers have forced these actors and 

actresses to take drugs, we can smell that 

there is a very big story in the BACKGROUND; 

can't say about the secret investigation process 

of CBI and ED, but, NCB targeted the right spot 

at the right time and very soon, they will find 

the exact hunting GROUND.'"- Arindam Sain

DC DEFEATED CSK BY 44 RUNS ON 25.09.2020 !!!

"Shikhar threw his wicket 

on 25.09.2020, while trying 

to do an EXPERIMENT; 

on the other end, before becoming 

another victim of Piyush, the talented 

Prithvi gave full ENTERTAINMENT. 

DC scored 175 runs as Pant and Iyer 

just carried on the normal BATTING; 

by disallowing any type of disturbances 

in their advantageous SETTING. 

DC bowlers sent back early 

to the pavilion, the batsmen 

Gaikwad, Murli and WATSON; 

Jadhav and du Plessis 

ensured that the chase 

was still ON. 

Both Nortje and Rabada 

tightened up the SCREWS; 

to defeat CSK by 44 runs, and for DC fans, 

it is indeed a good NEWS."- Arindam Sain

KXIP THRASHED RCB BY 97 RUNS ON 24.09.2020 !!!

"Chahal created a 

crack in the KXIP 

team's partnership WALL; 

as he bowled the 'wrong one' 

very smartly to break through 

the defense of Mayank AGARWAL. 

After missing two simple catches, maybe, 

due to the 'low height of the lights' in the 

stadium, Virat Kohli surely lost his COOL; 

to capitalize on it and to give the 

final icing on the cake, in just 69 balls, 

132 runs got scored alone by KL RAHUL. 

In quick succession, the RCB 

team's top order FELL; 

due to the deadly attacks 

by Shami and COTTRELL. 

Later on, to wrap up 

the game on 24.09.2020, 

Ravi and Murugan took 

3 wickets EACH; 

as RCB surrendered in 

front of the score of 206 runs 

by KXIP team and it really looked miles 

away, totally out of their REACH."- Arindam Sain