Wednesday, October 28, 2020

MI WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 28.10.2020 !!!

"Oh ! Boy ! For how many times 
by Jasprit actually, Virat got HUNTED; 
Devdutt batted well and such a 
knock of 74, RCB badly WANTED. 
In 164, Josh contributed as per 
his capability to score 33; 
Jasprit led the MI bowling 
unit with a figure of 14/3. 
MI won by 5 wickets 
on 28.10.2020,
with 5 balls to SPARE; 
as with an unbeaten 79, Suryakumar 
even succeeded against Chahal and 
Shiraj in the WARFARE."- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI, LAKKHI PUJO R DIN, NILIMA R BAARITE TRIPTI KORE KHETEY PAARBO KINA CHOLA R DAAL AAR LUCHI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Durga Pujo e, onek 
ultopalta kheye bhai, amaar 
hoye gache ARUCHI; 
bhabchi lakkhi pujo r din, 
Nilima r baarite, tripti kore khetey 
paarbo kinaa chola r daal aar LUCHI.'

BABOOL: 'Baah ! sedin tui tor premika r 
baaritey giye korbi prasad BHOJAN; 
Nilima r maa nischoi korbe 
besh durdaanto AAYOJAN'.

BABLAA: 'Nilima der baari r pechone r 
baagaan er pukur ghaat e, bhaalo ee 
laagbe oi lakkhi purnima r RAATEY; 
Nilima tor kaandhe maatha diye 
gaaibe ekti rabindrasangeet, dujon er 
haath thaakbe dujon er HAATHEY.'

BALA: 'Amra toh tor ee bondhu, taai tor 
mato ee dustu, jhop e jhaar e lukiye, oi 
ekbaar ee toder premleela dekhechi, tobe 
biye taa pichiye tui bhalo ee KORECHISH; 
ek e toh mahamaari, taar opor purohit gulo 
kato ki dosh goon baar korbe, amraa oisab 
maanina, tobe maanteyi hobe, jeh ei saal 
taa sattyiee BEESHBEESH.'"- Arindam Sain

REALLY, WHAT A GREAT GAME, IBA HAS PLAYED !!!

"During the meetings on 'Mergers and 
Acquisitions', it was agreed that the 
'Bipartite Settlement' will not be DELAYED; 
but, now, we are only witnessing talks 
after talks only with no solution, really, 
what a great game, IBA has PLAYED. 
Since 2017, why the PSU Bankers 
are still NEGLECTED; 
why so many important 
demands, the IBA has REJECTED ? 
For 3 long years, the arrears 
as per the 'Bipartite Settlement' 
is pending, but, still, the IBA will 
ask, 'Why there is such an URGENCY'; 
if the Indian economy is slowly coming back to 
the right track, then it is due to the PSU Bankers 
who gave services to the customers even during '
'Covid-19' lockdown EMERGENCY."- Arindam Sain

TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME ONLY, THE INTEREST WAIVER SCHEME ON LOANS IS ACCEPTABLE !!!

"To a certain period of 
time only, the interest waiver 
scheme on loans is ACCEPTABLE; 
but, extending it for so many days 
will definitely make the PSU 
Banking sector UNSTABLE. 
Even profitable PSU Banks 
of previous quarters have been 
put under the real litmus TEST; 
on the other hand, indirectly, 
as per competitive rankings, for 
private banks, this period is BEST. 
If PSU Banks cannot charge 
interest on loans for increasing 
its net profitability, then why should 
the PSU Banks will LEND; 
big depositors are breaking 
their fixed deposits and going to private 
banks as the interest rate at PSU Banks 
are at a decreasing TREND."- Arindam Sain

JAKHAN PUJOR KENAAKATA R BAZAAR E PROCHUR BHEERH CHILO, TAKHAN EE HOYE GACHE BESHI GOLMAAL !!!

"DAKTAAR: 'Abaar baarche SANKRAMAN; 
virus ebaar korche firti AAKRAMAN. 
Kato bhalo bhalo daktaar ke aamraa 
ei mahaamaari teh HARAALAAM; 
tobu ki aamra sadhaaran maanush ke 
thikbhaabey sachetan korte PAARLAAM !'

POLICE: 'Sab aangul ee ki aar 
samaan hoy, sab jaayega ee ki 
aar kaaj hoy misti KATHAYE; 
abostha bujhe jothajotho 
byabostha neowaa hoy boiki, 
nitaanto ee prayojon hoy JETHAAYE. 
Jehetu onek club karmokortaa der theke 
onek sahojogita peyechi aamra, taai 
Durga Pujo r oi chaar din e, tobu o 
onektaa deowaa gaachey SAMAAL; 
samasya hoyechey thik oi Durga Pujo r du teen 
saptaaho aagey thekey, jakhan pujo r kenaakata
r bazaar e prochur bheerh chilo, takhan ee 
hoye gache beshi GOLMAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

AMI TOH KATOBAAR EE OKEY KAAMRECHI, KINTU OR PROTIRODH KHAMOTA JE DAARUN !!!

"MALARIA R MOSHA: 'Ki re, kamon 
achish, oi dyaakh moshaari r ek 
koney royechey CNHERHA; 
je byaata suye aachey oi
bichaana teh, taar paratuto 
daak naam holo NYARHA. 
Kaal khub korechilo nijer haath diye 
amaake maara r chesta, kintu ami 
baar baar urrey gechi thik TAALEY; 
aaj oi moshaari r bhetorhey dhukey, 
etto kaamraabo okey, je byata r malaria 
hobeyi hobe, por er din SAKAALEY.'

DENGUE R MOSHA: 'Ami toh 
katobaar ee okey kaamrechi, 
kintu or protirodh 
khamota je DAARUN; 
sunechi besh bhaalo football khele, aar 
roj paantha bhaath er saathe khaaye teen 
te piyaaz, duto kaancha lanka, aar bhalo 
ee khaaye aloo bhaatey aar NOOON. 
Tobe khub saabdhaan, 
ghum er ghorey o kintu 
or haath paa bhaalo ee CHOLEY; 
bechey firish jano, eituku ee subhokaamona 
roilo, aastey aastey oi moshaari r bhetorh 
dhukey porh TAAHOLEY.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

AAHA RE ! PAA TAA EKKEBAARE GACHE FULEY; MAMA RAA JEYI NAA PEYECHE SUJOG, PITIYECHE EKKEBAARE PRAANKHULEY !!!

"KHOKHON: 'Accha boudi, Khagen Daa koi, 
aaj bikeley club e khelte elo naa 'CYARRAM'; 
jwar twar hoyni toh, 
asha kori, hoyni kono BYARAM.'

KAKALI: 'Aar bolo naa baapu, 
e lok taake niye ami aar PAARINA; 
kothay je ki 
kore KAANDOKHARKHAANA; 
kato kore bollum, je otogulo 
lok bisarjan ditey jacche, 
kothay police dhorbe 
tomaake, taai JEYONAA; 
ei Corona kaal e, koreche ora niyambhanga, 
bojaaye raakheni durattwobidhi, police 
diyeche bedum thyangaani, ekhan 
tomaar dada dhoreche BICHAANA.'

KHOKHON: 'Aha re ! bechara 
Khagen Daa, ei Kesto, aaye aaye, 
ektu Khagen daa ke dekhey AASI; 
ghar e ektu probesh kora jaabe boudi, sajyasaayi 
Khagen Daa ke ektu dekhbo, aasoley amraa 
je Khagen Daa ke khub ee BHALOBAASI.'

KHAGEN DAA: 'Aaye Kesto aar Khokhon, 
bou er katha taa jodi SUNTAAM; 
taahole ki aar bisarjan e giye 
erokom maar KHETAAM.'

KESTO: 'Aaha re ! paa taa 
ekkebaare gache FULEY; 
mama raa jeyi naa peyechey sujog, 
pitiyechey ekkebaare PRAANKHULEY.'

KHAGEN DAA: 'Accha, toder duto ke emni 
amaar baaritey aaste bolley, byata raa 
aaste chaashna, taai toh BOLI; 
jeyi naa khabor taa kaane gachey, 
omni Khagen Daa r kaata ghaa e 
nooon chetateh choley ELI.'

KAKALI: 'Aa maran, 
tobu toh ei duto 
chokhra tomaake dekhte ELO; 
ami chaa kore aanchi, tomraa 
tatokkhone tomader Khagen Daa r 
saathe katha BALO.'"- Arindam Sain